MamaLuigi22 The scene begins with a prologue featuring Pervy singing "I'm sexy and I know it" is shown as a Star Wars like Begining description is shown
- "A long time a go, in a Pervy galaxy far far away..."
TheEnderGamer nice movie
MamaLuigi22 The story begins with Deadpool conversing with Pervy
MamaLuigi22 Pervy: And I said I just prefer Taco Bell to McDonald's and she just left! Can you believe that?
TheEnderGamer Deadpool: Really?
MamaLuigi22 Pervy: Yeah! I had to kidnap her and everything. I still got her in my basement, we can f*ck her lager
TheEnderGamer Deadpool: Why not now?
MamaLuigi22 Pervy: I love you so much
TheEnderGamer Deadpool: Me 2 bby
MamaLuigi22 Pervy: Oh sh*t. Trump has Methal Sonic
- (trumps the villain XD )
TheEnderGamer makes sense
- trump sucks
MamaLuigi22 I mean he's a real life villain, so it's just him being himself
MamaLuigi22 Pervy: Now we can't have our 4-way! Methal Sonic has the condoms!
TheEnderGamer Deadpool: ATTACK TRUMPPPP
MamaLuigi22 Pervy: but first, let's get some fried food, I'm hungry
TheEnderGamer Deadpool: k
- Deadpool grabs some french fries
- Deadpool: Want some?
MamaLuigi22 Pervy: Nah. I have my own French Fries to bang
TheEnderGamer Deadpool: nice
MamaLuigi22 1 hour of delicious food later...
- Pervy: Let's stop Trump! But let's use our crew...
TheEnderGamer Deadpool: He's weak, we can just ba-attack him ourselfs
MamaLuigi22 Pervy: But we need someone normal to react to us! So let's bring in Cable
TheEnderGamer Deadpool: k
MamaLuigi22 Cable magically appears
- he can teleport
- so that can explain it
- Pervy: So we ready?
TheEnderGamer Deadpool: LET'S DESTROY TRUMP
MamaLuigi22 Pervy: Well I was talking about a 3-way, but that works too!
TheEnderGamer Deadpool: no let's do your idea
MamaLuigi22 Cable: I'll give you two a minute (walks out)
- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QnABC0b1gCI plays as banging is heard
- After the sex...
- Cable: You two d*mn weirdos done yet?
TheEnderGamer Deadpool: yes
MamaLuigi22 Pervy: For now. Let's go!
TheEnderGamer Deadpool gets in the deadpool mobile and drives
MamaLuigi22 Pervy flies using "Perve Power"
- Two hours later, Donald's home is reached
- Pervy and Deadpool plan to get in
TheEnderGamer Deadpool: My plan is f***ing break down the door and shoot the crap out of everything
MamaLuigi22 Pervy: See this is why I love you
- Donald Trump sings "Cell Phone" via loudspeaker, blasting the duo back
TheEnderGamer Deadpool throws an axe at Donald's head
MamaLuigi22 Donald's Head is so dense, it does nothing
TheEnderGamer eyyyy lmao
MamaLuigi22 that burn on Donald though
- Donald pulls it out and throws it at Cable
TheEnderGamer Deadpool catches it and throws it at trump's knee
MamaLuigi22 Trump's fat is so massive, it swallows it whole
- XD this is a trump bashe fest
- Trump plays his "TRUMPet", knocking the duo back
TheEnderGamer Deadpool shoots a bullet up the trumpet
MamaLuigi22 Trump sends security
TheEnderGamer It goes to his throat
MamaLuigi22 Pervy's boner activates like a Lightsaber, and cuts the guards up
- Pervy twerks, stunning Trump
TheEnderGamer Deadpool shoots the crossbow from half life at trump's mouth
MamaLuigi22 Trump: You thought I was the villain?! (Coughs up blood) Obama was secretly my puppet...the whole...time (passes out)
- obama is good
MamaLuigi22 Our opinions vary I guess
- Then who's his puppet?
- Trump wakes up, and runs
- the trio chase after him
TheEnderGamer i dont want obama as a villain
MamaLuigi22 then he's not, trump just runs off then
MamaLuigi22 the trio chase him...
- Trump grabs Methal Sonic, and holds him at gunpoint
TheEnderGamer Deadpool: u frickin frik
MamaLuigi22 Pervy: I won't hold back Trump. No one has ever seen me go full Pervy and lived.
- Trump: You don't have the balls
TheEnderGamer Deadpool: I think I know just what to do
MamaLuigi22 Pervy: Actually i have more then 2 balls. I have like 30ish
TheEnderGamer Deadpool teleports and kicks trump's said place
MamaLuigi22 trump: Fool! You can't hurt me there! I have no balls!
MamaLuigi22 Cable vomits
TheEnderGamer deadpool would have known
- so let's say that didnt happen
- also a minute ago for me it was 4:20 pm
MamaLuigi22 what? How? Why? When?
MamaLuigi22 why did that happen? Glitch?
TheEnderGamer why did what happen
MamaLuigi22 The 4:20 pm thing
TheEnderGamer because i'm in a different time zone
- i live in new zealand
MamaLuigi22 Oh yeah I forgot XD
- Trump: Now I shall rule the world with the power of no testicles!
- Pervy: Question Trump? Yes or no will you come out of the closet?
TheEnderGamer Deadpool: you can't if u got no balls
MamaLuigi22 Trump: I'm a lesbian!'that's how!
- XD that last line got me
MamaLuigi22 Suddenly Hillary, Bernie, and Bush (why not) enter
- Pervy: Too much bad politicians at once!
TheEnderGamer Hillary: I have one word for mr trump
- I like hillary
MamaLuigi22 (that doesn't mean I'm not gonna bash her though >:
TheEnderGamer just asking
- what bad things has she done?
- i don't really know much about her but from what i do know she's pretty cool
MamaLuigi22 (Play montage music http://www.thedailybeast.com/articles/2014/06/20/exclusive-hillary-clinton-took-me-through-hell-rape-victim-says.html , http://louderwithcrowder.com/7-undeniable-reasons-you-can-not-vote-hillary-clinton/#.Vtz10Xo8KrU , probably more)
- i still think trump is worse
MamaLuigi22 Butt anyways (yes "butt" it's a Pervy pun)
MamaLuigi22 Hillary and Trump turn around, and reveal they are lovers (I went there)
- Hillary: She's my wife
- XD I can't type that with a straight face
- not that deep
TheEnderGamer i take offense
MamaLuigi22 I take "it's a joke"
- i understand
- i don't actually take offense
MamaLuigi22 u sly dog
TheEnderGamer OMG OMG OMG
- U HAV 22 EDITS ON DIS WIKI
MamaLuigi22 So you finally figured it all out
- Back to rp
MamaLuigi22 this must be posted
- The politicians burst out into a fight
- Pervy takes the opportunity to untie Methal Sonic
TheEnderGamer Methal Sonic injects meth
MamaLuigi22 Trump sings Cell Phone, while Methal Sonic, Pervy, and Deadpool sing https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=cjeORm4LMDk , Deadpool as the main singer, Methal Sonic as Trump, and Pervy as everyone else
TheEnderGamer "This video has not been made avalible in your country" lol
MamaLuigi22 Really? That sucks dude, it's better then the original
MamaLuigi22 Trump and Pervy figt
- Trump turns into ultimate trump
TheEnderGamer Ultimate Trump uses the small loan of a million dollars to heavily hurt pervy robotnik
MamaLuigi22 Trump sings this like this https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=6gJMit2ZojM , killing everyone except Deadpool, Pervy, Methal Sonic, and himself
- Pls tell me it works for u
TheEnderGamer rip hillary
- :O ITS BEAUTIFUL
MamaLuigi22 Pervy: YOU SON OF A B*TCH I WAS GONNA R*PE HER!!!
- Methal Sonic: Well that just happened
TheEnderGamer Pervy feels hurt and tired
- heavily hurt and tired
MamaLuigi22 Pervy gets angry
- Pervy: It's time to go full perve
TheEnderGamer the vegeta SSJ theme plays
MamaLuigi22 Methal Sonic: But what if you can't handle it?
TheEnderGamer Deadpool: OH S*** N**S
MamaLuigi22 Pervy: Then I'll die Pervy (turns into Full Pervy Robotnik)
- Full Pervy and Ultimate Trump duel
TheEnderGamer As the SSJ theme continues playing
- du u mind me controlling pervy?
MamaLuigi22 Pervy isn't mine. He's avaible for anyone who can truly believe. (U can have him this time, though it's a one time thing)
- Trump uses the million dollars to crush Pervy
MamaLuigi22 Methal Sonic: Pervy keep going!
- Deadpool watches eating popcorn
- Ender I'll have to go soon, so can u continue?
- u meen do da rp with pervy without you?
MamaLuigi22 It's almost 11:00 for me. Just don't have such big gaps in time, cuz I might have to go to bed for school tomorrow
MamaLuigi22 not yet, but let's just be cautious
TheEnderGamer Trump collects the million dollars and kicks pervy in the balls
MamaLuigi22 Methal: ALL 7009 of them?!
TheEnderGamer I was thinking pervy would have a shield or something to stop that
MamaLuigi22 Well most of the time during his "fun" he likes being kicked there.
TheEnderGamer lol k
TheEnderGamer so it's not painful for him
MamaLuigi22 Well he wasn't expecting it this time
MamaLuigi22 Methal: Trump isn't sucking...which is weird considering his "playtime" history
- XD that got me
- I cou
- couldnt handle it
TheEnderGamer lol k
MamaLuigi22 After a while of dueling, Pervy is losing
TheEnderGamer Pervy thinks about using the ultimate pervy beam of pervyness
MamaLuigi22 (Use it )
TheEnderGamer Pervy jumps up into the air
- Pervy flies upwards and charges a laser
MamaLuigi22 Methal Sonic: Is that...
TheEnderGamer Trump is confused and scared
- Pervy continues charging
MamaLuigi22 Deadpool gets turned on
TheEnderGamer Deadpool: boner intensifies
- Pervy then fires a giant penis shaped beam at Trump
- Trump sees a bunch of weird pervy images
MamaLuigi22 Trump: Is it to late to say sorry?
TheEnderGamer Trump screams in pain and fear
MamaLuigi22 Deadpool's boner grows even bigger
TheEnderGamer Deadpool: AWWW S*** N*****
MamaLuigi22 The blast is almost ready to fire
TheEnderGamer he fires it
- "Pervy then fires a giant penis shaped beam at Trump
Trump sees a bunch of weird pervy images "
- wait nvm
- it would take longer 2 charge
MamaLuigi22 Just do it, I'll have to go to bed soon
- Trump sees a penis shaped beam going towards him
- Trump's brain and eyes are swarmed with porn and pervy images
MamaLuigi22 The blast's impact is so big, it can be seen from space. Turning on many Alens
MamaLuigi22 (How shall it end?)
TheEnderGamer Deadpool, Methal Sonic and Pervy get in a limo listening to X gon giv it 2 ya
MamaLuigi22 Pervy: Deadpool, may I break the 4th wall just this once?
TheEnderGamer Deadpool: yes bby
MamaLuigi22 Pervy: This was "A Pervy Roleplay". This is the end, cuz MamaLuigi22 and TheEnderGamer will probably need to f*ck themselves in Joy for this roleplay. So this is the end, and by the way Pervy haters, you can f*ck yourselves...then me!"
- credits role
TheEnderGamer Deadpool is seen in a theatre
- Deadpool stares in awe at how brilliant that adventure they had one time was
MamaLuigi22 Cable: Don't stop yet, your 2nd movie is still being made bro
TheEnderGamer Deadpool: OH YEAH