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  • 10:12Hiddenlich*A group of adventurers hike through a hilly forest on the planet of Zakonia
  • 10:13Garbled Red TextMandibul: Where were we goin' again?
  • 10:14HiddenlichAsa: We're going to a village in the middle of this damp and cramped forest!
  • 10:15ArmageddongeeITAArmageddon: Why did i subscribe to the intergalactic adventurers association?
  • 10:15Garbled Red TextMandibul: Oh, right.
  • 10:15Beckitten27beck: it's better than sitting at home all day
  • 10:15Garbled Red TextMandibul: I wonder why my ol' cusin' Reddy didn't come with me.
  • 10:15HiddenlichAsa: Don't ask me
  • 10:16Garbled Red TextMandibul: I am just participaitin' in thy' conversation with Arm'geddon here.
  • 10:16HiddenlichAsa: Ohs
  • Asa: Nevermind then
  • 10:16Garbled Red TextMandibul: How much more to we have until we reach the village?
  • *do
  • 10:17HiddenlichAsa: A little bit over a mile
  • 10:17ArmageddongeeITAArmageddon: Wait, who's your cousin?
  • 10:17Garbled Red TextMandibul: Redmond Trojillo.
  • Mandibul: Why'd yee' ask?
  • 10:18ArmageddongeeITAArmageddon: He's an old buddy of mine!
  • 10:18Garbled Red TextMandibul: Oh, yeah?
  • 10:18Beckitten27beck: i've definitely seen him before
  • 10:18Garbled Red TextMandibul: I didn't expect him to make friends so fast, considering he's been in your neighborhood for a month and something.
  • 10:19ArmageddongeeITAArmageddon: Let's say that i call friend even a serial killer who tries to decapitate me.
  • 10:19HiddenlichAsa: Ouch! Those Zakonian Wasp stings hurt!
  • 10:19Beckitten27beck: he's not really the friendly type, it's more like he doesn't mind being around me so much
  • 10:19Hiddenlich*Asa slaps the site of the sting
  • 10:19Garbled Red TextMandibul: As long as I heard, Arma, he's not a serial killer, but rather a part of some group, that aims to kill russians.
  • Mandibul: Like the KKK if they aimed at Russians.
  • 10:20ArmageddongeeITAArmageddon: Well, mine was an example, i don't really know much except he had an hard past. *Armageddon slashes off grass*
  • 10:20Garbled Red TextMandibul: Yeah...
  • 10:21HiddenlichAsa: So he's part of a friendly neighborhood Ku Klux Klan against Russians? Great
  • 10:21Garbled Red TextMandibul: His was an actress...
  • Mandibul: A very drunk one.
  • *his mom
  • Mandibul: Hell, she even gave Reddy's brother a weird name...
  • 10:21ArmageddongeeITAArmageddon: Uh? Like what?
  • 10:21Garbled Red TextMandibul: "Warlock"
  • Mandibul: Since she participated in some Wizard moviel.
  • 10:22ArmageddongeeITAArmageddon: ....Well, my middle name is Armageddon, and my brothers are named after Doomsdays too, so i guess that ain't that strange after all
  • 10:22Garbled Red TextMandibul: Then she got drunk and then forced my dad to name him that, since she thought it would sound cool.
  • Mandibul: Well, that's interesting.
  • *Mandibul picks a bunch of flowers and puts him in his backpack
  • 10:23HiddenlichAsa: I thought your name was familiar
  • 10:23Garbled Red TextMandibul: In what sense, pal?
  • 10:23Hiddenlich*He was talking to Armageddon
  • 10:23Garbled Red TextMandibul: Nevermind..
  • 10:24HiddenlichAsa: We Salarians don't study human religion very extensively.
  • Asa: That's why I didn't quite understand-
  • 10:24Garbled Red TextMandibul: And I am an atheist.
  • 10:24Hiddenlich*Asa stands still
  • 10:24ArmageddongeeITAArmageddon: Oh, what human religion? I'm from the Leaxian Conf-
  • 10:25Garbled Red TextMandibul: What is it?
  • 10:25HiddenlichAsa: ...
  • 10:25Garbled Red TextMandibul:....?
  • 10:26Beckitten27beck is quiet, but also curious
  • 10:26Hiddenlich*There is a Morolaath chewing on a tree stump ( Picture for a reference: HITD_Blind_Wolf.jpg )
  • Asa: I thought this trail was safe.
  • 10:27Garbled Red TextMandibul: *whispering* I guess not...
  • 10:27ArmageddongeeITAArmageddon: ...Can i kill it?
  • 10:28HiddenlichAsa: If you can get close enough to it without setting it off
  • 10:28Garbled Red TextMandibul: Well I ain't got a lot to fight with.
  • Mandibul: Just mah' trusty huntin' rifle.
  • 10:28ArmageddongeeITAArmageddon: Swords>Guns... *Armageddon approaches silently*ù
  • 10:29Garbled Red TextMandibul: I will just stay away from that thing then.
  • *Mandibul slowly backs away
  • 10:30Hiddenlich*The Morolaath uses its tongue to pull out a bird nest from a low tree branch
  • 10:30Beckitten27beck backs away carefully
  • 10:30HiddenlichAsa: *Thinking* The Intergalactic Adventurers Association is going to hear about this...
  • *It is unaware of Armageddon's presence
  • 10:31Garbled Red TextMandibul: Why isn't there anythin' to use to attack dem' thing?
  • 10:31ArmageddongeeITAArmageddon tries to impalate its back.
  • 10:32HiddenlichMorolaath: AWOOOOOOOOOO!!!
  • *The Morolaath is in pain from the sword
  • Asa: KILL IT! KILL IT!
  • 10:33Garbled Red Text*Mandibul runs at the creature and starts bashing his rifle like a bludgeon at the Morolaath's legs
  • 10:33ArmageddongeeITAArmageddon slashes again, and again, and again.
  • 10:33Garbled Red TextMandibul: *battle scream*
  • 10:34Hiddenlich*The Morolaath is killed from the combined effort of Armageddon's slashes and Mandibul's rifle attacks
  • 10:34Garbled Red TextMandibul: Hah!
  • 10:34ArmageddongeeITAArmageddon: Nice job, buddy!
  • 10:34HiddenlichAsa: Bravo to both of you!
  • 10:34Garbled Red TextMandibul: Nah'.
  • Mandibul: You're the guy who did more, sir.
  • 10:34Hiddenlich????: Grrrr...
  • 10:35Garbled Red TextMandibul: What was that?
  • 10:35Hiddenlich*Mandibul feels liquid roll down his back
  • 10:35Garbled Red TextMandibul: The hell is that?!
  • 10:36ArmageddongeeITAArmageddon: ...its mother?
  • 10:36Beckitten27beck: that was probably a baby, and it's mother is mad
  • 10:36HiddenlichAsa: Bl-bl-blind WOLF!
  • 10:36Garbled Red TextMandibul: What?!
  • Mandibul: Ah' shucks!
  • 10:36Hiddenlich*The mother screams
  • *Other Morolaath come out from holes dug into the ground
  • Asa: RUN!
  • 10:37Garbled Red TextMandibul: I suppose we retreat now!@
  • 10:37ArmageddongeeITAArmageddon: I GUESS KILLING THEM ALL ISN'T AN OPTION
  • 10:37Garbled Red Text*Mandibul runs away
  • 10:37ArmageddongeeITAArmageddon runs like a scared little girl
  • 10:37Hiddenlich*Asa runs away like a cowardly Jackal
  • 10:38Garbled Red TextMandibul: I di'n't know that this was a part of the program...
  • 10:38Beckitten27beck runs after them
  • 10:38HiddenlichAsa: WHY INTERGALACTIC ADVENTURERS ASSOCIATION? WHY HAVE YOU BROUGHT US TO A NEST OF-
  • *Asa trips over a bush
  • 10:38Beckitten27beck: i don't think this was planned
  • 10:39Garbled Red Text*Mandibul helps Asa up
  • *get up
  • 10:40HiddenlichAsa: THANK YOU!
  • *Asa starts running again
  • 10:40Garbled Red Text*Mandibul runs again
  • 10:41HiddenlichAsa: I HATE THIS-
  • 10:41Garbled Red TextMandibul: Me too!
  • Mandibul: Are far enough from those things yet?
  • 10:42Hiddenlich*A Morolaath grabs Asa with its mouth
  • Asa: AHHHHH!!!
  • 10:42Garbled Red TextMandibul: Dah' shticks!
  • 10:42Hiddenlich*Another Morolaath fights over the captured adventurers
  • 10:42Garbled Red Text*Mandibul takes out his rifle and starts shooting at the Morolaath
  • 10:42ArmageddongeeITAArmageddon: WELL, SOMETHING COULD GO WORSE! IT COULD BE RAINING!
  • 10:42Hiddenlich*The Morolaath die from the bullets
  • *However, their bodies crush Asa
  • 10:43Garbled Red TextMandibul: Ah, s**t!
  • *Mandibul tries to push the bodies from Asa
  • 10:44Hiddenlich*Asa's bloody corpses is starting to attract insects
  • *Corpse
  • 10:44Garbled Red TextMandibul: God dammit!
  • *Mandibul picks up Asa's body and runs from the insects
  • Mandibul: Where can we find shelter from all dat' crass?!
  • 10:44ArmageddongeeITAArmageddon: ...I... don't know?
  • 10:45Garbled Red TextMandibul: Urgh!
  • 10:45HiddenlichBOOM!
  • 10:45Garbled Red TextMandibul: Why of all places did we get onto this godforskaen place!
  • 10:45Hiddenlich*A large boulder crushes a group of Morolaath
  • BOOM!
  • *Another boulder takes out a tree
  • 10:46Garbled Red TextMandibul: Agh!
  • 10:46Beckitten27beck: i don't know, but we need shelter, and fast
  • 10:46ArmageddongeeITAArmageddon: Uh oh..
  • 10:46HiddenlichBOOM! *A third boulder nearly crushes Beck
  • 10:46Garbled Red TextMandibul: Look for anything!
  • Mandibul: A cave, a pit, anything!
  • 10:47ArmageddongeeITAArmageddon: JUMP ON MY SHOULDERS, GUYS
  • 10:47Beckitten27beck does so
  • beck: i trust you
  • 10:48Garbled Red TextMandibul: Like we have a choice
  • *Mandibul does the same]
  • 10:48ArmageddongeeITAArmageddon: I'll try to save you...
  • 10:49Hiddenlich*The remaining Morolaath are closing in
  • 10:49Garbled Red TextMandibul: These are the most determined things I've ever seen.
  • Mandibul: And I thought that ol' Gangadiddle was a stubborn fool.
  • 10:49ArmageddongeeITAArmageddon: TEEEEECHNIQUE OF ARMAGEDDON....
  • Armageddon takes a deep breath, and then releases a poisonous wind from his mouth to the Morolaaths
  • 10:51Garbled Red TextMandibul: Woah!
  • 10:51Hiddenlich*The Morolaaths start to walk around in a drunk-like manner
  • *Some of them become unconscious
  • 10:52ArmageddongeeITAArmageddon: Okay, they should... have been beaten now.
  • 10:52Beckitten27beck: i almost feel bad for anyone that's your enemy
  • 10:52Garbled Red TextMandibul: Now that's a mighty fine thing there.
  • 10:53Hiddenlich*The last Morolaath becomes unconscious
  • 10:53ArmageddongeeITAArmageddon: Really, beck?
  • 10:54Garbled Red TextMandibul: No time fo' small talk.
  • Mandibul: Let
  • *let's get outta' here before the things come back up
  • 10:55Beckitten27beck: sorry
  • beck: that was not smart
  • 10:56ArmageddongeeITAArmageddon: what do you mean?
  • 10:58Beckitten27beck: i need to not say stupid things
  • 10:59Garbled Red TextMandibul: Like what?
  • 10:59ArmageddongeeITAArmageddon: well, actually, i take that as a compliment... no one ever said that before.
  • 11:00Garbled Red TextMandibul: Let's get outta' here people
  • Mandibul: I don't wanna' run from dem' things again.
  • 11:00Beckitten27beck: oh
  • 11:00ArmageddongeeITAArmageddon: right.
  • 11:00Beckitten27beck: yes, let's go
  • 11:00ArmageddongeeITAAmrageddon walks towards the supposed city
  • 11:00HiddenlichBOOM! *A fourth bolder crushes a group of trees
  • 11:00Garbled Red Text*Mandibul follows
  • Mandibul: And away from this hill thing from which the boulders fall.
  • 11:01Hiddenlich*Boulder
  • 11:02Garbled Red TextMandibul:...
  • 11:02ArmageddongeeITAArmageddon: Uh, right
  • 11:03Hiddenlich*The three approach a stone-paved trail
  • 11:03Garbled Red TextMandibul: Finalleh', back on dem' road.
  • 11:03ArmageddongeeITAArmageddon: What do we do now?
  • 11:04Garbled Red TextMandibul: What were we s'possed to do when we came here in thy' first place?
  • 11:05ArmageddongeeITAArmageddon: ...adventure?
  • 11:06Hiddenlich*There is music coming from a nearby bonfire: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ultdgktrm_s
  • 11:07Garbled Red TextMandibul: Oh, boy cheese and crackers! I hear music!
  • Mandibul: I say we see what it's about over there.
  • 11:09Hiddenlich*There are Zabrak tribals performing a Morolaath sacrifice ritual
  • 11:10Garbled Red TextMandibul: I say we not borhter 'em.
  • 11:12ArmageddongeeITAArmageddon: Cool stuff...
  • 11:12HiddenlichZabrak Tribal: OKO TESSA LEKORO! LEA MEA ETTO KARO!
  • *The village can be seen in the distance
  • 11:13ArmageddongeeITAArmageddon: ...oh no
  • 11:14Garbled Red TextMandibul: What?
  • 11:15Beckitten27beck: what's wrong?
  • ADgee has joined the chat. 
  • 11:15ArmageddongeeITAArmageddon: angry natives.
  • hi ad
  • 11:15ADgeeBack
  • 11:15Hiddenlich*A group of Zabrak Tribals approach the group
  • *Their guns are lowered
  • 11:16Garbled Red TextMandibul: Well that might be a sign of friendliness.
  • Mandibul: Right>
  • *?
  • 11:16ADgeeCan someone explain me the o
  • plot*?
  • 11:16HiddenlichI would tell you in private messages, but you blocked me
  • 11:17ADgee
  • Weird
  • There
  • 11:18HiddenlichAnyways, the role-play is about a group of adventurers who travelled to the planet of Zakonia.
  • They just got out of the forest and are approaching the village.
  • *A forest
  • Zabrak Tribal: Are you the group of star travelers our chief told us about?
  • 11:19Garbled Red TextMandibul: Yes, sir.
  • ADgee has left the chat. 
  • 11:20HiddenlichZabrak Tribal: *To the other tribals* Then our ritual is complete
  • Zabrak Tribal: We seen the blind wolves that chased after you. That is why we shot boulders into the forest
  • 11:22Garbled Red TextMandibul: Well, thanks for thy' help, sir.
  • 11:23HiddenlichZabrak Tribal: It is a pleasure to help keep visitors safe from Anukao
  • 11:26ArmageddongeeITAArmageddon: Uh, hello.

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