a bunch of cogs are banging on the table shouting "FOOD"*
10:41HiddenlichHobo: If you ever see a Taken, that's a guarantee death sentence
Hobo: They operate in the shadows. Rumor has it they do the dirty work of conquering with the Ragamiicho Army
The Finnling is now a Taken Finnling
It is horribly mutated
It has blue eyes, and completely black skin, hair, etc
Hobo: They corrupt your soul...
I ate the sandwitch
O whoops that slipped out
10:44HiddenlichGet out. Your dead to me Paul...
Taken Knight: King Ragamiicho, the Trolliverse is nearly conquered
Taken Knight: You now controlled 99.3% of it
10:46Finn168719Finn loads his pistol
10:46HiddenlichHobo: What are you doing?
10:46User909Ragamiicho: I'll hope this doesn't end like one of my torrents...i want it fully conquered
10:46TheMoarKrabsSquirrelNoo noo noo noo noo
10:48HiddenlichTaken Knight: 99.8%
10:48Finn168719Finn: I will use my pistol to defend myself...
10:48User909Ragamiicho: I want this 0.02% fully conquered! Do i look like a waiter?
10:49HiddenlichHobo: But you don't need to defend yourself?
Taken Knight: 99.9999999999999999999998%
Taken Knight: The Taken are almost to the last portion
An armored man walks up the stairs and into the throne room
10:51User909Ragamiicho: WHAT IS IT NOW?
10:51HiddenlichTaken Knight: Seise him.
Guards attempt to tackle the man, but he cannot be subdued
10:51User909Ragamiicho: Crush this flea who invades my castle!
10:52Hiddenlich????: Is this how simple security is?
????: I give you god status, and you don't even buff up security as much as possible!
???? takes off his helmet
Hypneegee: Come on.
10:53HiddenlichHypneegee: I was testing how easy it would be for someone in a suit of armor to break in, and assassinate you
10:54User909Ragamiicho: Oh...i was spending the funds on taking over the Trolliverse. It is quite costy...
10:54HiddenlichHypneegee takes out a pen and a clipboard, and makes a red X on the security portion
Hypneegee: Seriously. Buff it up.
10:54User909Ragamiicho: Ok then
10:54User909Ragamiicho adds heavily armored Ragashee Guards, multiple traps and a lava moat surrounding the castle.
A bald refugee with a ski mask approaches Finn
10:55User909Ragamiicho Clones are now armored and armed defending the castle. They are using railguns to be able to pierce through armor.
Ragamiicho: I think that should do it...oh, and one last thing
10:55HiddenlichBald Refugee: Sir, there are enemies all over this neighborhood.
10:56Finn168719Finn: I see...
10:56User909Ragamiicho installs a chandelier in the throne room
Ragamiicho: Those always work!
10:56Finn168719Finn: We must buff the security.
10:56HiddenlichBald Refugee: How will we do that without getting raided in the middle of the night?
Bald Refugee: As long as we obey the law, they won't search us
Finn168719Finn: Maybe like creating traps, or even wear heavy armored and carry railguns
10:58HiddenlichBald Refugee: We can't even have peashooters. The weapons we have are illegal.
Bald Refugee: At least we can keep our SMGs and pistols concealed
10:59User909Ragamiicho makes illegal to any army to have a military force bigger than Ragamiicho's
Taken Knight: There is a confederacy growing underneath our noses, King Ragamiicho.
1:04User909Ragamiicho: Who are involved?
1:05TheMoarKrabsSquirrelRagashee: And are you sure it's a group or is it just your mustache??
1:06HiddenlichTaken Knight: Mayageerio, Dendio, Awheeo, and Growser.
Taken Knight: Those are the key figures.
1:06User909Ragamiicho: Track them down and send them to the prison
Ragamiicho: I want them alive...
1:07HiddenlichTaken Knight: *Whispers* Blood of Oryx, we must take the Insurrection alive, and isolate them from the public.
Meanwhile, on the ruined world of Ka;Jakentona;Sia
Awheeo: Come on you whelks! Train like you mean it! We will not be able to defeat Ragamiicho with children playing toy swords!
Awheeo has a large bald spot on his head, and a very long beard
Trainee: DIE BLIND PERSON!
The Trainee smacks a hobo with a wooden sword
Hobo: What was that for?
1:14User909Ragamiicho: Tracking those b*stards down is hard...i will need to do more than sending soldiers
Ragamiicho calls for the Science Department of Health or something like that.
1:14HiddenlichWeegee Scientist: Yes?
Weegee Scientist: What do you want?
1:15User909Ragamiicho: I want a list of very inefctious diseases in which we already have the cure. They need to be non-lethal.
1:16HiddenlichThe Weegee Scientist takes out his gPhone, and looks on the database
The printer prints out 10 pages of diseases
1:19User909Ragamiicho looks at one of them
The disease was DGN-9, a virus which caused coughing, fever and muscular pain.
1:22HiddenlichWeegee Scientist: Hmm
1:24User909Ragamiicho: I want all the medicine which can cure this virus to be taken away from the shelves, give them some excuse. And then i want this virus to be released to the public. Tell them it is a new virus which the cure is still yet to be found.
A few hours later, the virus is deployed, and the medicine to cure it is now undisclosed to the public
1:27User909Ragamiicho starts promoting turism around certain spot of the Trolliverse so the virus will spread faster.
Meanwhile, in the Trolliverse Isles
One of the epicenters of the virus has completely eradicated proper health on the planet of Trollgon VI
Service Bots are forced to contain up to a thousand people in middle class houses
1:33User909Ragamiicho tells the Science Department to develop or prepare tracking chips for the infected people. The chip must be able to recognize the person's identity after it comes into contact with them.
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1:37HiddenlichTaken Knight: Oryx calls to to Ka;Jakentona;Sia, in the Beegee Star System
Taken Knight: The rebels are being held prisoner there
Ragamiicho travels to the Beegee Star System
There are cages full of rebels
1:41HiddenlichAwheeo: By the devil's eye, here comes Ragamiicho.
1:42User909Ragamiicho: Oh, Awheeo! Long time i don't see you. Cool beard, by the way
Ragamiicho to the Taken Knights: I want all the information about this rebellion extracted from them. Use torture if needed.
1:44HiddenlichA Taken Knight motions a Wizard to open the trap door
The cages fall through the floor, to the bottom of the facility.
Awheeo: Mayageerio, why is this happening?
Screeching noises are coming from the bottom
Taken Thrall run out of the shadows
1:49User909Ragamiicho sits on a chair and starts eating spaghetti
A shuttle lands near Ragamiicho
The shuttle door opens, and Mariincho walks out of it
Mariincho: It looks like the rumors were true...
1:52User909Ragamiicho: Oh....hi honey...what are you...doing here?
1:54HiddenlichMariincho: I have been in a hole for months waiting for the Safety Plague to diminish itself.
Mariincho: Every since I have gotten out of the hole, I have been hearing that you have taken over the Trolliverse.
Mariincho: I have also heard that your ordered executions have killed billions. Men, women, and children.
1:55User909Ragamiicho: Meh, they would all die later anyway.
1:57HiddenlichMariincho: What is that supposed to mean? You find killing innocent lives comforting?
1:58User909Ragamiicho: They were all infected. And the cure was pretty expensive.
1:59HiddenlichMariincho: Why did I come here? You have already stooped down to Weegee's level... *Fortran can be seen inside the shuttle, with a sword at his side*
2:02HiddenlichMariincho looks behind her
Fortran walks down the shuttle ramp
2:06HiddenlichFortran: Go, Mariincho.
2:11User909Ragamiicho is confused
Mariincho runs back into the shuttle
Fortran walks off of the shuttle ramp
Fortran: The rebellion is not over, King Ragamiicho
2:14User909Ragamiicho: It will be soon
2:15HiddenlichFortran: Look what you have done. You've destroyed any chance of peace and stability in this multiverse.
2:16User909Ragamiicho: This universe never had any chance of peace.
2:19HiddenlichFortran: IT NEVER WILL WITH YOU RUNNING THE SHOW!
Fortran: You really think the Taken are on your side?
Fortran: You really think your army accepts you as ruler?
2:20User909Ragamiicho: I am more powerful than ALL of them! I AM PERFECT!
2:21HiddenlichFortran: If you think Weegee was bad, then look at yourself in a mirror.
Fortran: The Ayyyliens are now extinct in the Trolliverse, along with countless others
Fortran: Nomads, pre-spaceflight civilizations, or even rising empirical races
Fortran: You never gave them hope
2:23User909Ragamiicho: Read my lips
Ragamiicho: Mercy is for wimps
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2:24HiddenlichFortran takes out his sword
Fortran: If you won't see the truth of your ways, then I will spill your blood.
Fortran: Maybe then you will see what you have done to the galaxy.
2:25User909Ragamiicho punches Fortran in the stomach
Ragamiicho: It won't be so easy!
2:27HiddenlichFortran swings his sword
2:28User909It hits Ragamiicho's torso, making a huge scar
Ragamiicho kicks Fortran in the chin
2:29HiddenlichFortran: So be it...
Fortran rams into Ragamiicho
2:35User909Ragamiicho is knocked to the floor
Ragamiicho kicks Fortran in the guts
2:36HiddenlichFortran is launched to the railing of the landing platform
He flips over it, and is now hanging over a fiery gorge
2:36User909Ragamiicho stands up
Ragamiicho: Give me a good reason to not kill you now, Fortran
Fortran: Do you want to know why I gave the throne to Malleo, and not Monroe?
2:38HiddenlichFortran: I knew where Monroe was.
Fortran: He would have came back if I gave it to him.
Fortran: But he would have continued the bloodline of our monarchy
Fortran: Malleo wanted a Republic.
Fortran: It didn't turn out that way because of Weegee, but there was an if
2:41HiddenlichFortran: If I would have known Weegee would inherit the throne, and he would continue the monarchy...
Fortran: *Gulps* I would have killed him, with my own hands
Ragamiicho: Not convincing enough
Ragamiicho starts stomping on Fortran's hands
2:42HiddenlichFortran: Kill me then. Father was right. You are a disappointment to the family.
2:43User909Ragamiicho stats hammering Fortran's hands with a nearby chunk of metal
2:45HiddenlichFortran lets go of the railing, and falls into the gorge
Fortran is silent as he burns alive
2:46User909Ragamiicho: The classical Disney villain death...
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2:47HiddenlichTaken Knights approach Ragamiicho
2:48User909Ragamiicho: Did you get the information from the rebels?
2:50HiddenlichTaken Knight: They would not give us anything