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  • 3:28Finn168719BCgee is seen, walking on the road carrying a gunstaff
  • 3:29ADgeeBCgee: Bruh.
  • AD: Heh. I'm bored as hell.
  • 3:29Finn168719BCgee: Why do I bother walking there...
  • BCgee: And it's odd how Herobrine is considered to be our sibling...
  • BCgee: Oh well, why did I bother asking myself some questions...
  • 3:31Hiddenlich
  • CEgee is denouncing religion at the town square
  • 3:31Finn168719BCgee enters the town square
  • 3:31ADgeeHerobrine is killing players in the Minecraft world
  • 3:32HiddenlichCEgee: IF PUREEGEE WAS REALLY A GOD THAT CONTROLS US, WHY DOESN'T MAKE US ALL IMMORTAL?
  • 3:32Finn168719BCgee: Interesting...
  • 3:33Beckitten27i'll probably just do about what i normally do
  • 3:33Finn168719BCgee: But I'm just Agnostic.
  • 3:33HiddenlichCEgee: WHY DOESN'T HE CREATE A DEMOCRATIC UTOPIA FOR ALL TO LIVE IN?
  • 3:33Finn168719BCgee: Because he doesn't care.
  • 3:33Beckitten27beck: well i'm bored
  • 3:33Finn168719BCgee: If he can control us, we would act like a hivemind.
  • 3:34ADgeeHerobrine comes to the world BCgee is in
  • 3:34Finn168719BCgee: But we can't act like mindless ****ing slaves to Pureegee.
  • 3:35HiddenlichCEgee: Pureegee is not our god, he is just a dictator pulling all of the strings in the United 'Gees!
  • CEgee: All of you worshippers, get off your asses and become more productive in the mornings instead of attending church services!
  • 3:35Finn168719BCgee: An immortal seemly overpowered dictator.
  • BCgee: If's that what you mean.
  • 3:36ADgeeHerobrine: Same happens with Notch.
  • 3:36Beckitten27beck wanders into the square
  • beck: this looks interesting
  • 3:37Dudegi WC
  • there's an announcement on the radio (assuming there is one)*
  • 3:37Finn168719BCgee: Maybe Pureegism is actually created by Weegee to maintain the rules.
  • 3:37Dudegi WCAnnouncer: A new Pureegism Church is going up soon! But we need donations!
  • 3:38Hiddenlich
  • Malltranari checks his pockets
  • 3:38Dudegi WCAnnouncer: Donate now and get invited to the opening service!
  • 3:38HiddenlichMalltranari: *Thinking* I'm going to help fellow my Pureegists!
  • Malltranari leaves his house and goes to the site of the Pureegist church
  • 3:39Dudegi WC
  • there's a booth nearby which is taking the donations*
  • Not Weegee: Hello good sir!
  • 3:40ADgeePureegism Church Believer: I'LL DONATE ALL MY MONEY
  • 3:40Hiddenlich
  • Malltranari grabs his wallet and takes out 45 Geedollars
  • 3:40ADgeeThe believer goes to the booth and throws his wallet at Not Weegee
  • 3:41Finn168719BCgee goes to the Pureegism Booth
  • 3:41Hiddenlich
  • Malltranari puts 45 Geedollars in the one of the booth's money jars and leaves
  • Malltranari: So many donors...
  • 3:41Dudegi WCNot Weegee: Thank you good sir
  • 3:41Beckitten27beck conpletely ignores the booth due to not being religious but not wanting to cause trouble
  • 3:41Dudegi WCNot Weegee: Now whose wallet is this again? I cannot just take from it
  • Pureegist Zealots are nearby trying to find people to talk to/convert*
  • 3:42Finn168719BCgee: What's the donation for?
  • 3:42ADgeePureegism Church Believer: Mine,sir.
  • 3:42Dudegi WCNot Weegee: Just helping with overall costs
  • Not Weegee: You have no idea how much more expensive decorative glass is
  • 3:43Finn168719BCgee: Whatever, I'm not in a mood for religion anyways.
  • BCgee leaves and bumps into the Pureegist Zealots
  • 3:44Dudegi WCNot Weegee: Have a nice day anyway sir
  • 3:44ADgeeHerobrine: Hmmph,believers...
  • 3:44Beckitten27beck walks off
  • 3:44Dudegi WCNot Weegee *thinking*: I can't believe there are people like that
  • Not Weegee *thinking*: And I have to be NICE to them
  • 3:45Beckitten27beck: what no one realizes is that i NEED all of my money so i have a place to live
  • 3:45ADgeeHerobrine: Not Weegee,I can read your ing mind.
  • 3:45Beckitten27
  • thinking*
  • 3:45Dudegi WCNot Weegee: So you're a demon?
  • 3:46ADgeeHerobrine: Not really. I'm like a powerful entity from another world.
  • 3:46Finn168719BCgee shows up with some bruises
  • 3:46Beckitten27beck *thinking* : no one realizes that my life hasn't been easy
  • 3:46Hiddenlich
  • Malltranari sees Eroto squatting right in front of a tree on the work site
  • Malltranari: CITIZEN'S ARREST!
  • 3:47Beckitten27beck sits down outside
  • 3:47ADgeeHerobrine: Right now,I could burn all the churchs down,but...I don't feel like so.
  • 3:47Dudegi WCNot Weegee: Well you would be killed for that so...
  • 3:47Hiddenlich
  • Malltranari tries to dropkick Eroto, but Eroto uses Malltranari's leg to throw him into a plastic cone
  • 3:47Finn168719BCgee: Oh look, a Religious nutjob who saw a Yushee squatting.
  • 3:47Beckitten27beck: no one understands...
  • 3:48Dudegi WC
  • Beck gets mocked by some stereotypical kids who were eavesdropping*
  • 3:48Hiddenlich
  • Eroto roars and attacks Malltranari
  • 3:48Dudegi WC
  • Not Weegee calls the police*
  • 3:48Finn168719BCgee grabs Not Weegee's phone and hangs up
  • 3:48Beckitten27beck: shut up! it's not easy having only yourself to rely on.
  • 3:49HiddenlichEroto: I'm a dinosaur ***hole! I can shit wherever I want to!
  • 3:49ADgeeHerobrine *to Not Weegee*: Heh,how funny.
  • 3:49HiddenlichMalltranari: Never...
  • Police sirens are heard from the distance
  • 3:49Beckitten27beck walks further
  • 3:49HiddenlichMalltranari: Touch...
  • 3:49Dudegi WCNot Weegee: You are also sentient! Therefore, you know what you're doing!
  • 3:49HiddenlichMalltranari: My...
  • Eroto roars
  • 3:50Finn168719BCgee: Ass....
  • 3:50HiddenlichMalltranari: LEGS!
  • 3:50ADgeeHerobrine *to Not Weegee*: It seems you don't know me.
  • 3:50Hiddenlich
  • Electrical energy flows around Malltranari
  • Eroto charges at Malltranari, but is stopped when Malltranari grabs him by the neck
  • Malltranari rips Eroto's head off of his body, along with his spine
  • 3:51Dudegi WC
  • Not Weegee was talking to Eroto
  • 3:51ADgeeoh
  • 3:51Dudegi WCNot Weegee: OH MY
  • Not Weegee: THAT IS NOT WHAT WE DO TO EACH OTHER
  • 3:51Beckitten27beck heads back to where everyone else is out of not wanting to be alone
  • 3:51Hiddenlich
  • By using his electrical powers, he converts the head into a ball of lightning and throws it at Eroto's body
  • It explodes into an electrical discharge
  • 3:52Finn168719The police shows up and tries to apprehend Malltranari
  • 3:52ADgeeHerobrine: This got interesting....
  • 3:52Beckitten27beck: WHAT IN THE WORLD IS GOING ON HERE!
  • 3:52Dudegi WC
  • the police take out their electrical canceling weaponry*
  • 3:52Beckitten27beck: i leave for not even fifteen minutes and this happens!
  • 3:52HiddenlichMalltranari: I WAS ONLY DOING MY CIVIL DUTY AS A CITIZEN TO APPREHEND THIS CRIMINAL!
  • 3:52I never turn backback
  • 3:52Beckitten27beck: why do people act like this?
  • wbb
  • wb
  • 3:53ADgeeHerobrine: Crap,I forgot to take the popconr
  • 3:53I never turn backthanks
  • 3:53ADgeecorn*
  • 3:53Finn168719BCgee sees Malltranari
  • 3:53ADgeewb Shedew
  • 3:53I never turn backAden suddenly teleports next to beck
  • thanks ad
  • and beck
  • Aden: dang it
  • 3:53Finn168719BCgee: He isn't actually doing civil services, he's actually commiting murder.
  • 3:53Hiddenlich
  • Malltranari's gloves burn off as electricity spirals around his hands
  • 3:53Beckitten27beck: welcome to total chaos- wait, how did you do that?
  • 3:53Hiddenlich
  • He is unaware of what the police are planning to do
  • 3:53Dudegi WC
  • the officers approach him*
  • 3:54HiddenlichMalltranari: KODESKAI!
  • 3:54Dudegi WCOfficer: Hands up and no noise!
  • 3:54Hiddenlich
  • Malltranari tries to grab the face of a police officer
  • 3:54I never turn backAden: leafyishere teleported me here because i ate popcorn which was actually keemstars, so he used a dank meme teleporter device from mars and i suddenly got here
  • 3:54Dudegi WC
  • the officer stabs a sapper into mall's hand*
  • 3:54Beckitten27ok then
  • 3:54Finn168719BCgee whacks Malltranari's head with a gun staff
  • 3:54HiddenlichMalltranari: ...
  • 3:54Beckitten27beck: i'm sick of this
  • 3:54ADgeeHerobrine: Fire powers? How cliche.
  • 3:55Beckitten27(it was electricity, not fire.)
  • 3:55Hiddenlich
  • Malltranari's loses all of the electrical energy he has
  • Malltranari: Er... what did you do?
  • 3:55Dudegi WCOfficer: You're under arrest
  • 3:55I never turn backAden: uh i wonder what is happening
  • 3:55Beckitten27beck: no clue.
  • 3:55Finn168719BCgee: Just for murdering Eroto.
  • 3:56Beckitten27beck: i walked off for a bit and when i returned i saw this mess
  • 3:56Dudegi WC
  • the officers cuff Mall with strange energy cuffs*
  • 3:56I never turn backAden: oh
  • 3:56Beckitten27beck: this is no way for people to treat each other though.
  • 3:56HiddenlichMalltranari: MY LAWYER WILL GET ME OUT OF THIS! HE KNOWS THE LAW BETTER THAN ALL OF YOU!
  • 3:56Dudegi WC
  • it's so he can't make metal handcuffs into an electric trap*
  • 3:56HiddenlichMalltranari: I DID NOTHING WRONG!
  • Malltranari is put into a police car
  • 3:57I never turn backAden: yeah
  • 3:57ADgeeHerobrine: The show's over,and I forgot the popcorns.
  • 3:57I never turn backMANGOMAN PM OMG
  • 3:57Beckitten27(i just realized beck has no special abilities whatsoever, but i have no ideas)
  • 3:57Dudegi WC
  • Beck feels the burden of having no powers and no way to help*
  • 3:58Hiddenlich
  • CEgee and his crowd have left the town square
  • 3:58Dudegi WC
  • Cuz who will listen to you if you can't even defend yourself against a giant blast the width of the road*
  • 3:58Beckitten27beck: being ordinary is just hindering me
  • 3:58I never turn backAden: me too
  • 3:59Finn168719BCgee leaves the town square to find CEgee
  • 3:59ADgeeHerobrine: Really....I'm sad the show's already over. I wanted to see an epic battle between that guy and the cops.
  • 3:59I never turn backAden: i might take off my flesh and my skin
  • 3:59Hiddenlich
  • Eroto's shadow has been permanently scorched into the ground
  • 3:59I never turn backAden: that totally wont kill me
  • 3:59Beckitten27beck: yes it will
  • 3:59I never turn backAden: im calling vsauce on this
  • 3:59ADgeeHerobrine: Welp,what to do now.
  • 3:59Hiddenlich
  • Beck feels a dark presence from the alleyway
  • 3:59Beckitten27beck: what?
  • beck: something's wrong
  • 4:00Dudegi WC
  • a bat comes out*
  • 4:00Beckitten27beck: oh
  • 4:00Dudegi WC
  • it flies off because something moved*
  • 4:00ADgeeHerobrine: I better keep an "eye" on BCgee and CEgee.
  • Herobrine teleports
  • 4:00Hiddenlich????: *Telepathically to Beck* I have a proposition for you...
  • 4:00ADgeeAD comes in
  • 4:01Beckitten27beck is confused
  • 4:01I never turn backAden: why does everything i walk into
  • Aden: make no sense and i do nothing for the rest of the day
  • Aden: im sick and tired of this
  • 4:01Hiddenlich????: Just come into the alleyway if you are interested...
  • 4:01I never turn backAden: today i will become a vampire
  • 4:01Hiddenlich????: People will be jealous
  • 4:02Dudegi WC
  • Aden sees the bat land on his head*
  • 4:02I never turn backAden: YESS PLEASE SUCK MY BLOOD
  • 4:02ADgeeAD: Aden,it doesnt work with that type of bats.
  • 4:03Beckitten27beck is thinking about what to do
  • 4:03Dudegi WC
  • Aden gets the idea of fusing with the bat*
  • 4:03Hiddenlich
  • Beck is given a Bioware-styled decision wheel 1. Go investigate the alleyway 2. Ignore the voice 3. Leave the area 4. More options...
  • 4:03I never turn backAden: nah that sounds weird
  • 4:04Finn168719The bat starts pulling Aden's hair
  • 4:04Dudegi WC
  • the bat starts eating it*
  • the bat thinks his head is some giant rodent that isn't moving*
  • 4:04I never turn backAden starts nodding so fast
  • Aden runs around in circles while he does it
  • 4:05Dudegi WC
  • the bat flies off*
  • 4:05Hiddenlich
  • ???? waits for Beck to respond
  • 4:05I never turn backAden: thank god 4 u kidliness
  • 4:05Beckitten27beck cautiously goes to investigate, figuring she has nothing to lose
  • 4:05ADgeeAden was part bald
  • 4:05Hiddenlich????: I am glad you could come
  • 4:05Beckitten27(i realy have nothing to lose)
  • really
  • 4:05Hiddenlich
  • ???? comes out of the brick wall of a building
  • 4:05ADgeeA strange figure follows Beck
  • 4:05Finn168719The civilians started laughing at Aden for being partially bald
  • 4:06Beckitten27beck: i'd better not be making a mistake
  • 4:06Hiddenlich????: Oh no, you are not making a mistake at all
  • 4:06I never turn backA other bat appears
  • Aden: ohg god no
  • It turns into a Vampire
  • 4:07Hiddenlich????: Here's the deal: I will grant you an elemental power of any kind. All you need to do is drink this bottle of fluid
  • 4:07I never turn backAden: ohg
  • The vampire sucks Aden's blood
  • 4:07Hiddenlich
  • The bottle's fluid looks like murky watter
  • Water
  • 4:07I never turn backAden: owg
  • The Vampire turns into a bat and flies away
  • 4:07Finn168719Aden realizes that the sun is still around
  • Aden starts burning
  • 4:07I never turn backAden: HELP ME
  • 4:07Finn168719The vampire also burns
  • 4:08Beckitten27beck drinks it, figuring she'll probably get killed or something if she doesn't
  • 4:08I never turn backAden starts to run around in circles
  • Aden: BECK I NEED THAT
  • 4:08Hiddenlich
  • Nothing happens
  • 4:08I never turn backAden: HELP
  • 4:08Hiddenlich????: Now, what kind of powers would you like?
  • 4:09I never turn backAden falls down in a shady area
  • 4:11Hiddenlich????: Do you want some suggestions?
  • 4:11Beckitten27beck: sure
  • 4:13Dudegi WC
  • a siren can be faintly heard in the distance as the "silence breaker" for the city area*
  • or suburban, whatever the case is*
  • 4:13Hiddenlich
  • A magical BioWare wheel appears is Beck's hands 1. Fire 2. Water 3. Earth 4. Life 5. Necromancy 6. Wind 7. Stone 8. Shapeshifting 9. More options...
  • 4:14Dudegi WCShapeshifting could come with other elements though
  • Unless it's just the literal shape and none of the other parts
  • 4:14Hiddenlich(It just changes your form. It doesn't grant you extra abilities)
  • (It could make you invisible too)
  • The 9 option becomes electricity
  • ????: Oh, you probably don't know how to work that. You just turn the knob in the middle to whatever power you want
  • 4:31Beckitten27beck: earth. it has a good balance between offense and defense
  • 4:32Hiddenlich*???? grabs Beck's arm and lifts it up towards the sky
  • ????: Shrivnu casatoia acka tesua...
  • *Lightning strikes Beck's hand, empowering her with the power of earth
  • 4:33I never turn backone of Aden's eyes falls out, his skin and flesh on his hand fall out, and he looses some teeth
  • 4:33Hiddenlich*The lightning also gave Beck a strange tattoo
  • 4:33I never turn backAden: wow, being a vampire in sun grants me healing powers too
  • 4:33Hiddenlich????: I'm glad we could do business with each other
  • *???? enters the brick wall and leaves the alleyway
  • 4:35Dudegi WC*there is no trace of him once he disappears*
  • 4:35Beckitten27beck: wow
  • 4:36Dudegi WC*more bats fly through the alley*
  • 4:37I never turn backAden: i am totally not hurt and no ones needs to help me at all
  • One of Aden;s ears fall off
  • *Aden's
  • 4:37Beckitten27beck walks off
  • 4:38I never turn backAden: everyone is so helpful and kind in this world
  • Aden: i will not die right now
  • 4:38Hiddenlich*An ambulance pulls up next to Aden
  • Driver: GET THAT MAN IN HERE! HIS NECROSIS WILL BE FATAL IF WE DON'T GET HIM SOME HELP!
  • *The paramedic carefully lead Aden to the back of the ambulance
  • 4:39I never turn backAden: i think i need sunblock
  • Aden: being a vampire is great
  • Aden faints
  • 4:41Beckitten27beck: so now where would be a safe place?
  • 4:47Dudegi WC*Beck remembers that beyond the city becomes more rural areas with sandpits and forests*
  • 4:49Beckitten27beck heads off, looking to try and figure things out in an area where people won't get hurt
  • beck: wow this is taking a while
  • 4:57Hiddenlich*There is a massive boulder in the middle of a prairie
  • 4:58Beckitten27beck: this looks like a good place

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