5:46HiddenlichYoland Rump shoots his gun, but has no control over where the lasers go
Yoland Rump: YOWZA!
It kills 2 Republic troopers
5:46Finn168719Penwardian Soldier 1: Your only going to be xenophobic you K*rwa!
5:46Dudeguy WCImperial Soldier 7: MORE BOMBS
5:46HiddenlichAn Imperial is video taping Rump killing his friends
5:47Finn168719Penwardian Soldier 1 shoots Rump in the head
the soldier throws another bomb at a penwardian soldier
or a hand grenade I guess*
5:47Finn168719Penwardian Soldier 1 shoots at the Imperial Soldier before dying from explosions
the imperial soldier is badly wounded but continues talking crazy*
Imperial Soldier 7: SEE THIS WOULDN'T HAPPEN IF WE HAD GUN CONTROL
5:48HiddenlichPenwardian Soldier 2: CLEANSE THIS LIBERAL INFECTION BEFORE IT BECOMES A RED GIANT! (Wow a mouthful for political propaganda)
5:48Dudeguy WCImperial Soldier 7: *voice getting softer* NOW SEND In the hard working...immigrants
Imperial Soldier 7: ...We need, hard, hard workin...
5:49HiddenlichImmigrants come, but they only shoot at the Imperials
5:49Finn168719A Finnittanian Soldier appeared
the soldier dies*
5:49HiddenlichImmigrant Penwardian: FOR THE REPUBLIC!
5:49Dudeguy WCCrazy Immigrant: FOR THE FISH GOD
5:49Finn168719Finnittanian Soldier 1: Finnglish soldier here reporting for assistance!
Finnittanian Soldier 1: LORD FINN SAVE THE QUEEN!
Finnittanian Soldier 1 started shooting at the Imperials
5:50Dudeguy WCImperial Trooper 8: Good thing I came with a backup plan
Imperial Trooper 8 calls a number*
5:51HiddenlichPenwardian Soldier 2 takes out a missile launcher, and aims it for the hangar entry way
Penwardian Soldier 2: Let's break in!
5:51Dudeguy WCPenwardian "Soldier" : No
Penwardian "Soldier" : I got a better idea
(He's not actually a soldier so the other soldiers should be getting suspicious of his behavior)
5:53Finn168719Finnittanian Soldier 1: Send in the Super Soldiers!
5:54HiddenlichPenwardian Soldier 2: FOR THE GEORGE TROOPERS!
A missile is fired at the door, but it ricochets and hits one of the shuttles
5:55Dudeguy WCPenwardian "Soldier" : You idiot. Let me see that launcher
5:55HiddenlichPenwardian Soldier 2: You only infantry. You do not have the requisition keys for a missile launcher, dimbo!
5:56Dudeguy WCPenwardian "Soldier" : Fine then, just take another shot
5:56HiddenlichImperial Warlord: *In the bridge* What are they doing down there?
the "Soldier" moves behind the other one*
5:56HiddenlichThe Penwardian Soldier fires another missile, and destroys part of the door
the "Soldier" snaps the soldier's neck as the explosion occurs*
Penwardian "Soldier" : OH GOD
The door opens, and a Heavy Red Starred Infantry Soldier comes out
5:58Dudeguy WCPenwardian "Soldier" : SOMEONE GET THE MEDIC THIS GUY'S DOWN
5:58HiddenlichHeavy Red Starred Infantry Soldier: My class is very long and conservatively biased, and since I am a liberal, YOU WILL ALL DIE!
The Heavy Red Starred Infantry Soldier fires his plasma mini-gun at the Penwardian/Finnitanian soldiers
The Penwardian "Soldier" takes the launcher and pretends he's gonna shoot the infantry*
6:00HiddenlichThe Heavy Red Starred Infantry Soldier shoots the Penwardian "Soldier" thinking of him as just a normal enemy
Penwardian Soldier 5: NOOOOOOOOO!!!
the "soldier" blocks with the launcher*
assuming it's thick enough to block bullets*
6:01Finn168719Finn Clones MK I, and MK II appeared and started attacking the Heavy Red Starred Infantry Soldier
Because the Clones are Finnittanian SuperSoldiers
6:01Dudeguy WCPenwardian "Soldier" : I better be paid double for this....
6:01HiddenlichHRSIS: HA HA HA!!! *Fires small missiles from his back mini-launchers*
he turns around and aims at the other penwardians*
6:02HiddenlichPenwardian Commander: OPEN FIRE!
6:02Dudeguy WCPenwardian "Soldier" : Ok
6:02Finn168719Finn Clone 60 MK II: Interesting...
he shoots at the other penwardians*
6:04HiddenlichThe HRSIS helps the Rogue "Soldier" fight off the Penwardians
Penwardian Staff Sergeant: WE NEED TO GET OUR *RS*S OUT OF HERE!
6:04Dudeguy WCPenwardian "Soldier" : Oh good, it's about time that other Imperial told you who I was
6:05Finn168719Finn Clone 60 MK II: Let's kill the Soldier!
Finn Clone 60 MK II shoots the "Soldier" with the Minigun
the "Soldier" drops his launcher and gets his pistol with his left arm*
Penwardian "Soldier" : Errrgh!
6:07Finn168719Finn Clone 70 started shooting the "Soldier" with a Bullseye
the "Soldier" is more alert and dodges*
Meanwhile, on the planet
The Imperium are now invading the colony
They attack any military personnel on sight, and release many rabid Jakedogs
6:09Dudeguy WCImperial: WE NEED TO BAN DYING SO NO ONE DIES!!! IT'S THE FINAL EVOLUTION OF VIOLENCE CONTROL
6:09Finn168719Finnittanian dropships were sent to defend the Penwardian Colony from the Imperium
6:11HiddenlichImperial Solder: But what about dying of disease, old age, accidents
6:11Dudeguy WCImperial: THEN WE BAN THOSE TOO
6:11Finn168719Finn Clone MK IIs: Heck, idiots...
6:11Dudeguy WCImperial: PEOPLE CAN CONTAIN VIRUSES AND DISEASES
Imperial: AND USE THEM ON YOU
6:12HiddenlichImperial Soldier: You smoke Mary Jane too much my friend
6:12Finn168719Finn Clones MK II started shooting the Imperials with Miniguns
6:13Dudeguy WCImperial: I'M GONNA USE THIS THING ON THE REPUBLIC
the Imperial has a "bleach gun"*
6:13HiddenlichKeira: JASON! JASON WHERE ARE YOU?
Which the British were referred to the Finnittanians
6:14HiddenlichThe UFP vs the Imperium (Basically a rebel group)
6:14Dudeguy WCImperial: DROWN IN THE BLEACH
he shoots at some random hobo*
6:14HiddenlichA Jakedog attacks the Imperial
6:14Finn168719Finnittanians and Penwardians started shooting the Imperials
6:14Dudeguy WCImperial: OH GOD
6:14HiddenlichThe hobo licks his lips
the Imperial tries to get the Jakedog off*
6:14HiddenlichHobo: Tastes like cow piss.
6:15Finn168719Finnittanian Soldier 1 shoots the Imperial at the head with an assault rifle
the Imperial dies*
he also has a disgusting bite wound*
6:15HiddenlichBrian runs to the Finnitanian Soldier
Brian: Fellow soldier, there are injured civilians over here! We need you to send a medic!
6:16PickleodeonA whirring noise is heard
A UFO from Independence day shows up
6:16Finn168719Finnittanian Soldier 1: Sure thing
6:16HiddenlichHobo: Novus ordo seclorum...
6:17Finn168719Finnittanian Soldier 1 sends the medic to heal the injured civilians
6:17HiddenlichJason: Argh... my d*mn shoulders burn...
6:17PickleodeonA track beam sucks up a soldier and kills him
6:17HiddenlichJason looks down at his arms
Jason: WHAT HAPPENED TO MY ARMS!
Jason sees the soldier die in the UFO
the UFO gets clipped by a drop pod*
6:18Finn168719Finnittanian Cruiser ships started attacking the UFO
6:18HiddenlichBrian grabs an assault rifle that fell from the Finnitanian Soldier
6:18Dudeguy WCImperial: ALIEN ATTACK
6:18Finn168719Penwardian Cruiser ships appeared and started attacking the Imperium Ships
6:18HiddenlichBrian reloads the gun
6:18PickleodeonAnother shows up
the Imperial throws cheese*
6:19HiddenlichBrian: The aliens aren't with the Imperium.
6:19Dudeguy WCImperial: Yeah!
6:19PickleodeonThe cheese turn toxic and ly back at the Imperial
6:19Dudeguy WCImperial: OH GOD
6:19HiddenlichBrian shoots at the Imperial
the Imperial gets knocked out*
6:19Pickleodeon8 more UFOs show up
more drop pods start falling*
6:20Finn168719Finn Clones MK II started attacking the Imperials
6:20Dudeguy WCPenwardian Soldier 9: Ok, what is with the sudden alien stuff?
6:20HiddenlichBrian: We need to get our ***es out of here...
6:20Dudeguy WCPenwardian Soldier 9: Not even the Imperials are the cause of it though
6:21HiddenlichBrian: Who gives a crap? They are here to kill us.
6:21Finn168719Finnittanian Ships and Penwardian Ships started shooting missiles at the UFOs
A very faint "Die" is heard
6:22Dudeguy WCPenwardian Soldier 9: ....
6:22Dudeguy WCPenwardian Soldier 9: Stand firm everyone!
Dudeguy WCPenwardian Soldier 9: ...It is upon us, men....
6:27Finn168719Finnittanian Soldier 1: Upon us?
Finnittanian Soldier 1: We need manpower!
6:28HiddenlichBrian: What do you mean?
Brian: Who is "it"?
6:28Dudeguy WCPenwardian Soldier 9: ...Look at the aliens, and look at the drop pods....
6:28Finn168719Finnittanian Soldier 1: How about we invade it?
Finnittanian Soldier 1: Well, we are aliens too!
the drop pods are flood*
Brian looks up at the large UFOs
Brian: Why have they stopped?
Brian: What are they doing?
6:30Dudeguy WCPenwardian Soldier 9: These flood aren't with the aliens
Penwardian Soldier 9: I don't think anyway....
6:30HiddenlichBrian: What the h*ll is flood?
6:31Finn168719Finnittanian Soldier 1: We might had to annihilate the Flood.
6:31Dudeguy WCPenwardian Soldier 9: The most deadly creatures to ever exist Brian
Penwardian Soldier 9: Or at least I've been told
Jason's completely dead
6:32Dudeguy WCPenwardian Soldier 9: I didn't think they were real honestly until now....
Penwardian Soldier 9: But the pictures I was shown match the look of these pods exactly
6:33HiddenlichHobo: Was that just me, or did anyone else hear that "Die" from earlier?
6:33Finn168719A Finn Clone MK II gets infected by the flood, which the flood breaks into his power armor
6:33Dudeguy WCPenwardian Soldier 9: I have a better question
Penwardian Soldier 9: ...Where did all the enemies go?
The sword armed human infection forms appear
Some have guns in place of arms
an Imperial Soldier comes out of hiding and tries to attack the Penwardian*
6:35Finn168719Finn Clones MK II shoots at the Imperial Soldier
6:35HiddenlichBrian shoots at the mysterious aliens
6:35Dudeguy WCImperial Soldier: ...Curse you hindsight
6:35HiddenlichBrian: Why won't these things die!
the soldier dies*
The Hobo is still looking at the UFO, waiting for something to happen
6:35Dudeguy WCPenwardian Soldier 9: They can't die!
6:36Finn168719The Finn Clones MK II shoots a small missile from the back of their miniguns at the alien UFOs
6:36Dudeguy WCPenwardian Soldier 9: Their skin will find more flesh and turn it into a body
6:36PickleodeonSuddenly, the UFOs start mass tractor beaming soldiers
6:36HiddenlichPenwardian Soldier: AHHHHHHH!!!
6:36Pickleodeon5 of them are sucked up every second
6:37HiddenlichBrian: GET UNDERNEATH SOMETHING STABLE!
6:37Dudeguy WCPenwardian Soldier 9: GET TO COVER, JESUS
6:37HiddenlichSome Flood are sucked up
6:37Finn168719The Finn Clones MK II, and MK I started taking cover
6:37PickleodeonSOMETHING STABLE is sucked up
6:37Finn168719Finnittanian Soldiers started taking cover.
6:38Dudeguy WCRandom Carpenter: GUYS! IN HERE!
Random Carpenter: THEY WON'T GET YOU UNDERNEATH
Brian is sucked up, and drops his assault rifle
6:39Finn168719Finn Clone 60 MK I shoots at the flood with a shotgun
the Carpenter fires a modified nail-gun at some flood*
6:40Finn168719A nuclear missile was shot at the UFO
6:40HiddenlichCitizens with illegally owned AK-103's with plasma ammunition shoot at the UFOs
They don't know that it will be ineffective to shoot at the UFOs with weaponry like that
The nuke is a dud
6:41Dudeguy WCCarpenter: *sigh* I see everyone just wants to shoot and destroy everything
Carpenter: Who am I to argue : DDD
6:43PickleodeonEveryone except the ones taking cover are sucked up
Back in outer space
There is a three-way space battle occuring
6:43PickleodeonAll 10 UFOs drop tactical nukes
And fly elsewhere
6:44Dudeguy WCPenwardian "Soldier" : Ugh these people don't give it up!
6:44Finn16871930 UKF Cruisers appeared and shoots at the UFOs
he shoots a detonator grenade at a soldier*
6:45HiddenlichThe UFOs take no damage
6:45Finn168719The Finn Clone MK II shoots a homing tag at the "Soldier" and began shooting
6:45HiddenlichImperial Warlord: Could someone tell me why they are invulnerable to our attacks?
Imperial Warlord: I am not a weapons scientist here!
the "Soldier" takes the tag and throws it at the gun*
6:47Finn168719a tag gets stuck at the "Soldier"'s hand
6:47Hiddenlich5 HRSIS' are in the hangar
6:47Dudeguy WC"Soldier" : Stupid homing tags
He throws his glove off
6:48HiddenlichImperial Warlord: *Over the intercom* This is the true leader speaking! All personnel evacuate this ship! Repeat, evacuate this ship!
6:48Finn168719Another Finn Clone MK II shoots a missile at the "Soldier" from the minigun
6:49HiddenlichHRSIS' head to another hangar bay
the "Soldier" shoots the missile with a plasma bolt*
6:49Finn168719a missile explodes, harming the "Soldier" in a process
The "Soldier" gets knocked back a ways
Back on the planet, far underneath the ground
6:49Dudeguy WC"Soldier" : Looks like it's time to bail
6:50Finn168719Three Finn Clones MK II started shooting at the "Soldier" with a minigun
the "Soldier" throws a cube grenade at the ground and disappears*
6:50HiddenlichKeira: When will this all end...
Hobo: The bombs won't stop going off for a few hours sweetheart, get comfortable
6:51Dudeguy WCCarpenter: Well at least someone was smart enough to come in here
6:51HiddenlichYoyo: Only 5 soldiers came down
6:51Finn168719Finn Clone MK II: We need a way to get into the UFO.
6:51HiddenlichYoyo: *Sniff* The others died for this great intergalactic nation
Hobo: That won't work. Especially with all of these tactical nukes coming down every few minutes
Hobo: The blasts and radiation bursts would kill us.
6:53PickleodeonThe Hobo and Carpenter are sucked up
We are far underneath the ground, Pickle
6:53HiddenlichIf they were still above, the nukes would have incinerated them to bits
6:54Finn168719or even turn them into Feral ghouls
6:54Dudeguy WCCarpenter: I have good weapons guys
Carpenter: Believe it or not, I actually modified a lot of my tools
6:54HiddenlichHobo: Good enough to stop us from getting hit by nukes, or dying from super hazardous radiation?
6:55Dudeguy WCCarpenter: No, but they are still weapons
Carpenter: Like this nail gun that literally rapid-fires nails
6:55Finn168719FInn Clone MK II: Or even turn into Supermutants?
6:55HiddenlichHobo: What are you talking about?
Keira: I don't think we will be going up anytime soon.
Keira: We will have to find another location to go up from.
Keira: Outside of the colony
Hobo: What do you mean "outside the colony"?
6:57Dudeguy WCCarpenter: Well once we're "outside the colony" we'll need to make sure we have weapons to use
6:57HiddenlichHobo: No one has established other colonies on other parts of this planet.
Hobo: Unless if the government have been-
Yoyo kicks the hobo in the face
Yoyo: EVERYONE STOP TALKING BULLSH*T ABOUT OUR GOVERNMENT!
Yoyo: They would never lie to us about danger on this planet!
6:58PickleodeonSuddenly, a weird guy named Shrinalleo shows up
6:59HiddenlichHobo sees Shrinalleo
6:59PickleodeonShrinalleo: I came to hide from those nukes, you here for the same reason?
6:59Finn168719Finn Clone MK II: Yep.
6:59Dudeguy WCCarpenter: Anyone want to help me finish my sawgun?
6:59HiddenlichHobo: Yes. Sadly...
Hobo: I can, just get me away from that crazy Yoyo
Yoyo: Want a fight, prick?
7:00PickleodeonShrinalleo: I ate some weird mushroom, and now I feel imense power, as if I'm being possessed by something
7:00Dudeguy WCCarpenter: I'm gonna need someone to help me figure out how to launch the saw without it going in a random direction
7:00PickleodeonShrinalleo: Next thing I know I'm in a war torn battlefield
7:01HiddenlichHobo: Where were you before?
7:02PickleodeonShrinalleo: At the Squadron of Bladdereegee's base in the United 'Gees Galaxy
7:02HiddenlichYoyo: I was in shop during my college studies of weapon manufacturing
7:02PickleodeonShrinalleo: Heard of it?
7:02HiddenlichHobo: I have heard of the United 'Gees, but I don't know of a "Squadron of Bladergees".
7:03Finn168719Finn Clone MK II: I was sent to this planet to fight off the invading Imperium.
7:03HiddenlichHobo: Who are they, strange man?
7:04Finn168719Finn Clone MK II: Have you ever heard of the United Kingdom of Finnittania?
7:04PickleodeonShrinalleo: Strangely enough, we are an army that's obsessed with body excrements
Hobo: I was questioning the name, but I didn't know it was like that.
Yoyo grabs a saw
Yoyo: Alright. So have you made any previous models?
7:05PickleodeonShrinalleo: I think I'm normally someone named Urinalleo, but my name seemed to have been changed after I ate that mushroom
Hobo: Judging by the "alleo" in this name, I can guess that you are a, um, Fakealleo?
Dudeguy WC has left the chat.
Shrinalleo: I'm more interested in travel than other Fakealleos
7:07PickleodeonShrinalleo: Maybe that's how I ended up here.
7:07HiddenlichHobo: So how do you tell the difference between you and other clones if you are all wearing the same clothes?
7:08PickleodeonShrinalleo: Our clothes are different than others
Some call us "recolors"
Shrinalleo: Anyway, do you guys need help with anything?
7:09HiddenlichHobo: Well, we are trying to figure out what to do while all of these nuclear weapons explode from above
7:10Finn168719Sargeant Dornan's ghost: Welcome to Camp Navarro... a civilian! How in the h*ll did a civilian get on this base? I'll have someone's *ss for dinner! Get this civilian off government property!
7:10HiddenlichHobo: The military fleet in this sector most likely abandoned us
Keira: *Sniff* What?
7:10PickleodeonShrinalleo: I've seen war, I'm experienced with nukes
Shrinalleo: We've always traveled away by using pipes
Shrinalleo: as ridiculous as that may sound
7:12HiddenlichHobo: What kind of pipes?
7:12Finn168719Sargeant Dornan's ghost: YOU MOR-ON! *at Keira*
7:12HiddenlichKeira starts crying again
Keira: *Whispering* I am going crazy... I am going crazy... *Now louder* I AM GOING CRAZY!
7:13PickleodeonShrinalleo: Since the inhabitants of the UGU are linked with those famous red and green plumbers, we can also use warp pipes
7:13Finn168719Sargeant Dornan's ghost: Oh, so your getting crazy mo-ron!
7:13PickleodeonShrinalleo: Mystical things that warp space and time
7:14Finn168719Sargeant Dornan's ghost goes to the Hobo and started yelling at him
7:14PickleodeonShrinalleo: I have one in my pocket now, all you have to do is enter the coordnates of where they go
7:14HiddenlichHobo: That sounds interesting.
7:14Finn168719Sargeant Dornan's ghost: YOU CALL THAT INTRESTING!?!
Sargeant Dornan's ghost: YOU MO-RON!
7:14PickleodeonShrinalleo: I think it has something to do with dark matter.
7:15HiddenlichHobo: Can we go out of any pipe, even if it isn't a warp pipe?
7:16Finn168719Sargeant Dornan's ghost: If i were alive, i will kick your *ss!
7:16PickleodeonShrinalleo: Only if the coordnates you enter are already occupied by a normal pipe.
7:16HiddenlichKeira ignores Dornan, thinking is just a voice in her head
7:17Finn168719Sargeant Dornan's ghost started reincarnating into himself in front of the group
7:18Finn168719Finn Clone MK II: Oh look, it's that Enclave guy from Fallout 2.
7:19HiddenlichHobo: Coordinates: N40° 44.9064', W073° 59.0735. ON THIS PLANET!
7:20PickleodeonShrinalleo: Entered. Jump in the pipe!
7:20HiddenlichHobo: EVERYBODY! JUMP IN!
7:20Finn168719Sargeant Dornan points the plasma rifle at the Hobo
7:20HiddenlichThe Hobo jumps into the pipe
7:20Finn168719Sargeant Dornan: SH*T!
7:20HiddenlichYoyo is no where to be seen, so is the Carpenter (Dudeguy's character)
Other civilians jump in
7:21Finn168719Finn Clones and Sargeant Dornan jump in