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  • 2:04Hiddenlich*On a planet dominated by massive deserts of gray sand and methane lakes
  • 2:05Dudegi WC*there are some grunts walking around
  • 2:06HiddenlichUrzog: Why did we come to this place anyway?
  • Toto: The major needed to calm his nerves.
  • 2:08Dudegi WCLinling: And there's a methane lake nearby!
  • 2:08HiddenlichUrzog: Me-me-methane?
  • Urzog: METHANE!
  • ADgee has joined the chat. 
  • 2:09Hiddenlich*Urzog spins himself around and runs toward the massive lake 200 yards away
  • 2:09ADgeeHi
  • 2:10Dudegi WCLinling: METHANE
  • *:D
  • 2:10ADgeeAwhrze: Hello hey.
  • 2:11Dudegi WChttp://rumandmonkey.com/widgets/toys/namegen/7594#.V40p2NIrLIV
  • Use this
  • 2:11ADgeeok
  • 2:12Dudegi WC*the lake houses strange aquatic creatures*
  • 2:12ADgeePalip: Hello hey.
  • 2:12Dudegi WC*most of which are greyish for camouflage
  • (brb if we're even still going)
  • 2:17ADgee(ok)
  • 2:18HiddenlichUrzog dives into the lake and starts drinking the methane
  • Urzog: PARADISE! PARADISE! PARADISE!
  • Toto: You know there are beasts in there, right?
  • 2:21ADgeePalip: I don't think that's very safe.
  • 2:21HiddenlichUrzog: I'M TIRED FROM GETTING METHANE OUT OF THE TANK!
  • Toto: Your death wish
  • User909 has joined the chat. 
  • 2:25User909a
  • 2:25Hiddenlich
  • 2:26User909
  • 2:26HiddenlichWe are doing an improv role-play that just started 22 minutes ago
  • Nothing has really happened
  • We are grunts on a gray desert planet with methane lakes
  • 2:27User909ok
  • 2:28Hiddenlich*A three foot long piranha-like fish approaches Urzog
  • 2:28User909Torig: Woa, this place is weird
  • 2:28Hiddenlichhttp://halo.wikia.com/wiki/Unggoy Just for reference
  • Urzog: Ooh, slimy
  • Urzog: Wait, slime-
  • *Urzog is pulled under the surface of the lake
  • 2:30Dudegi WCLinling: Gross
  • 2:32HiddenlichUrzog: LET GO YOU UNWORTHY BEING!
  • *Urzog is unable to free himself from the piranha-like fish
  • 2:33Dudegi WC*a couple of grunts approach the water with their plasma pistols*
  • 2:34User909Torig: !!
  • 2:35HiddenlichUrzog: HELP! HELP!
  • 2:36Dudegi WCLinling: Just shoot the damn thing!
  • Linling: I would but my gun is out of charge
  • 2:37User909Torig punches the fish
  • 2:38HiddenlichFish: KRKR!
  • 2:38Dudegi WC*more fish show up*
  • 2:38Hiddenlich*The fish releases Urzog, but attacks the other Grunts in the methane lake
  • Toto: DIE PESTS!
  • 2:40Dudegi WC*a few more grunts with needlers charge in*
  • 2:41HiddenlichToto: AIYAIYAIYAI!
  • *Toto jumps into the water and grabs three of the gish
  • *fish
  • 2:43Dudegi WC*one of the fish slaps toto in the face*
  • 2:43ADgeebrb dinnee
  • 2:45HiddenlichToto: ARGH!
  • *Toto bites the tail of the fish
  • 2:47User909Torig: ...what are we doing here again?
  • 2:47HiddenlichUrzog: WHERE THE HELL IS THE MAJOR?
  • *The grunts stop fighting and begin to argue
  • 2:48Dudegi WCLinling: This is why we always play follow the leader!
  • 2:49HiddenlichUrzog: BUT WHAT IF THE LEADER WANTS TO BE ALONE?
  • 2:49Dudegi WC(might drop connection soon)
  • 2:50User909oohk
  • 2:50Hiddenlich*A spirit lands near the group of grunts
  • 2:50Dudegi WC*Linling tries to follow the footprint trails to the major*
  • *but failed to realize that most grunts have exactly the same footprint*
  • 2:51Hiddenlich*A group of Jackals exit the spirit
  • (They are the obnoxious ones from Halo 5)
  • 2:51Dudegi WC*a jackal runs up and smacks one of the attacking fish*
  • 2:52HiddenlichJackal: *In a high and cracking voice* WHO IS THE MAJOR?
  • 2:54Dudegi WC*FlipYap appears*
  • 2:55HiddenlichJackal: WHO?
  • 2:55Dudegi WCFlipYap: I am the major! I was trying to RELAX, until these idiots spooked the locals
  • FlipYap: THIS IS WHY WE BROUGHT OUR METHANE TANKS WITH US
  • 2:57HiddenlichUrzog: WE NEVER HAVE NATURAL METHANE!
  • Urzog: I DON'T LIKE PROCESSED METHANE!
  • 2:57Dudegi WCFlipYap: WELL DON'T GO SWIMMING AROUND ON PEOPLE'S PROPERTY
  • 2:57User909Torig: I'm Torig
  • 2:57Dudegi WCFlipYap: ASK THESE THINGS FOR A CUP OF METHANE
  • FlipYap: I'm sure they're smart enough...
  • 2:58HiddenlichJackal: PROPERTY?
  • *The Jackal attacks another Jackal out of anger
  • Jackal: WE ARE WASTING TIIIIIIIIIIIIME!
  • 2:58Dudegi WCFlipYap: Time for what...?
  • FlipYap: We're on vacation
  • 2:59HiddenlichJackal: Vacation my rectum!
  • Jackal: Muhumedee will be furious!
  • Toto: Would, be furious.
  • 2:59Dudegi WCFlipYap: He'd probably be less furious if you guys didn't turn into brutes with those shields
  • 3:01HiddenlichUrzog: Torig, these guys are being stupid. Let's abandon them!
  • Jackal: I CAN BREAK YOUR NECK FLIPTRAP!
  • 3:02Dudegi WCFlipYap: AND I CAN DRAIN YOUR SHIELD INSTANTLY
  • 3:02HiddenlichJackal: I CAN POP YOUR TANK OFF OF YOUR BACK!
  • 3:03Dudegi WCFlipYap: THERE'S METHANE RIGHT NEXT TO US
  • FlipYap: Even though it's populated by aggressive fish things
  • 3:04HiddenlichJackal: THEN GO GET EATEN TO TAKE A BREATH!
  • *The Jackal shoots at FlipYap's methane tank
  • 3:04Dudegi WC*it doesn't pop immediately because the jackal probably has a plasma pistol too*
  • 3:05HiddenlichJackal: ARGH!
  • 3:05Dudegi WC*FlipYap tries to move to the side and overcharge his plasma pistol*
  • 3:05Hiddenlich*The Jackal throws the plasma pistol at FlipYap
  • (His plasma pistol. Not FlipYap's.)
  • 3:05Dudegi WC*FlipYap falls over*
  • FlipYap: Ow
  • 3:06Hiddenlich*The Jackal tackles FlipYap and claws at his face
  • 3:06Dudegi WC*FlipYap shoots the jackal immediately*
  • 3:07Hiddenlich*The plasma burst leaves the Jackal blinded and with a massive burn mark on his face
  • 3:07Dudegi WC*FlipYap tries to squirm out and back up*
  • 3:08HiddenlichJackal: MY EYES! I CAN'T SEE! I CAN'T SEE!
  • 3:09Dudegi WCFlipYap: ONE OF YOU SHOOT HIM

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