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  • 4:53ExtraWeesee
  • Pureegee arrives at a high-security base*
  • Elementix base*
  • 4:53Hiddenlich
  • The Elementix guards salute him
  • 4:53ExtraWeeseePureegee: I request the ultanium orb. I'm going to take it with me somewhere
  • Pureegee: I'm not going to absorb it
  • 4:55Hiddenlich
  • The gatekeeper opens the base blast doors
  • Gatekeeper: Yes, Lord Pureegee.
  • 4:55ExtraWeesee
  • Pureegee walks through*
  • Pureegee: I'm gonna have to remake my body. This name doesn't suit me anymore
  • Pureegee: I refuse to keep the name of a geeman because Deegee wanted to dress me up like one
  • 4:56Hiddenlich
  • Pureegee approaches another blast door with a hand scanner
  • 4:56ExtraWeesee
  • Pureegee puts his hand up to the scanner*
  • Pureegee: Word spreads quickly though...
  • 4:58Hiddenlich
  • The blast door opens
  • The ultanium orb is hanging from the ceiling like a disco ball would
  • 4:58ExtraWeesee
  • Pureegee hovers the orb towards him*
  • Pureegee: We're going on a trip little friend
  • Pureegee goes back through the blast doors with the orb*
  • 4:59Hiddenlich
  • The Elementix guards close the doors behind Pureegee
  • They salute him as he leaves the base
  • 5:00ExtraWeesee
  • Pureegee flies off to a more private place in an asteroid belt*
  • Pureegee: Now we can talk
  • Pureegee: The problem is I don't know how to talk to you other than absorbing the entire orb, which includes your mind I guess
  • Pureegee: And I'm not gonna break it
  • 5:01Hiddenlich
  • The ultanium orb continues to glow
  • 5:01ExtraWeeseePureegee: Hmmm
  • Pureegee feels the energy inside the orb to see if he can isolate something*
  • Pureegee: I wonder how many people's powers are in here
  • Pureegee: I'm surprised a conscious managed to survive
  • 5:03Hiddenlich
  • Pureegee feels sound vibrations from nearby
  • 5:04ExtraWeeseePureegee: Hmmm?
  • 5:05Hiddenlich
  • Ultra Elementix Sqeegee is seen coming towards Pureegee in the distance
  • 5:05ExtraWeeseePureegee: Oh great
  • Pureegee: Good ol Sqeegee still flying around
  • 5:07Hiddenlich
  • Ultra Elementix Sqeegee suddenly gets hit by a large beam of energy
  • 5:08ExtraWeeseePureegee: Good ol Sqeegee getting hit by beams...
  • Pureegee continues feeling the orb*
  • 5:09Hiddenlich
  • Pureegee's energy starts increasing
  • 5:10ExtraWeeseePureegee: Hold on what
  • Pureegee: Do I have a lock on?
  • 5:12Hiddenlich????: You are... curious...
  • 5:13ExtraWeeseePureegee: Indeed
  • Pureegee: I remember you very well from the few minutes you were in my head
  • 5:14Hiddenlich????: What do you want to know?
  • 5:14ExtraWeeseePureegee: How long have you been in here for?
  • 5:16Hiddenlich????: Define "here"
  • ????: We are not in the same spot as before
  • 5:17ExtraWeeseePureegee: This orb, this seal
  • Pureegee: How long have you been sealed like this
  • 5:17Hiddenlich????: Since the Forerunners became glass,...
  • glass...
  • 5:18ExtraWeeseePureegee: So...am I right to assume you are one?
  • 5:18Hiddenlich????: Your assumption can be defended, but it is not correct
  • ????: I am Yeroz, an artificial construct
  • 5:19ExtraWeeseePureegee: A construct...
  • Pureegee: Then how are you sealed like a natural mind?
  • 5:21Hiddenlich????: The Forerunners had technology beyond anything you have ever seen before
  • ????: The Precursors destroyed it all in order to prevent "their minds from being polluted by an apple of knowledge"
  • 5:21ExtraWeeseePureegee: So if you are a construct, then I can put you in say, a monitor, and you would run ok?
  • 5:22Hiddenlich????: Yes
  • 5:22ExtraWeeseePureegee: Excellent
  • Pureegee flies off to find Impureegee again*
  • taking the orb with him*
  • 5:24Hiddenlich
  • Pureegee finds Impureegee within a few hours studying Precursor texts in Lord Deegee's old temple
  • He looks like this now: Impureegee_2.png
  • 5:24ExtraWeeseePureegee: Impureegee, I found something that may help us
  • Pureegee: There's a construct from the forerunner age
  • 5:25HiddenlichImpureegee: Interesting
  • 5:25ExtraWeeseePureegee: And I see you've changed your look
  • Pureegee: The problem is...it's trapped in here
  • Pureegee: I don't know if we should try to shatter the orb or do a split ritual of some sort to get it out
  • 5:26HiddenlichImpureegee: I actually found something about the orb
  • 5:26ExtraWeeseePureegee: What's that?
  • 5:26HiddenlichImpureegee: In order to release the AI, we need a functioning synthetic vessel with a power supply box.
  • Impureegee: We will transfer the energy into the power box, and then the AI components should be released from the orb
  • 5:27ExtraWeeseePureegee: Sounds good
  • 5:27HiddenlichImpureegee: Once we get the components hooked up to the vessel, the AI should be able to function for a few millenia
  • 5:28ExtraWeesee
  • Pureegee glows golden for a moment and summons an empty monitor*
  • Pureegee: This will do, right?
  • 5:29Hiddenlich
  • Impureegee touches the orb, and then touches the monitor's power supply
  • Impureegee: Yes
  • Impureegee flicks the covering off of the power supply and starts transferring the energy
  • Cover
  • 5:30ExtraWeeseePureegee: What other stuff did you find in these old temples?
  • 5:32HiddenlichImpureegee: So far I have only found a data bank of all of the powers Precursors have access to, a long codex of Trolliversian history, and forbidden schematics for Forerunner technology
  • Impureegee puts the cover back on the power supply
  • Impureegee: I assume you know how to connect the AI components
  • 5:33ExtraWeeseePureegee: Yeah
  • 5:33Hiddenlich
  • Impureegee gives Pureegee the monitor and the components
  • 5:34ExtraWeesee
  • Pureegee starts hooking them up*
  • Pureegee: Do you think there are other precursors still...?
  • 5:34HiddenlichImpureegee: I know for sure there are still Precursors out there
  • Impureegee: However, they are in stasis
  • 5:34ExtraWeeseePureegee: ...
  • Pureegee: ...Where
  • 5:35HiddenlichImpureegee: I haven't found any records indicating the exact coordinates for their stasis pods, or chambers, or wherever they are being held
  • 5:35ExtraWeeseePureegee: Bummer
  • Pureegee finishes*
  • 5:36HiddenlichImpureegee: I can only find implications and make inferences
  • 5:36ExtraWeeseePureegee: If we got powerful enough, we could easily free one to question it without fear of it trying to kill us
  • Pureegee: But we have to assume they're all as powerful as Cheegee and Vieegee
  • 5:36HiddenlichImpureegee: Yeah
  • 5:36ExtraWeeseePureegee: But I don't think those two would be happy to answer questions
  • 5:37Hiddenlich
  • Yeroz rolls off of the table he is on
  • Yeroz: I apologize
  • Yeroz: I was unaware I was able to fly
  • Yeroz hovers off of the ground
  • 5:38ExtraWeeseePureegee: Well at least it's a success
  • Pureegee: We're going to have plenty of questions for you, I hope you can remember after however many trillion years
  • 5:40HiddenlichYeroz: Billions
  • Yeroz: But, ask away
  • 5:41ExtraWeeseePureegee: Why did the war actually happen...
  • 5:42HiddenlichYeroz: A Forerunner archon named Yvebil and many other Forerunners wanted to know more about how the Precursors came to be
  • Yeroz: When they found out this information, they realized that they were only meant as a legacy when the Precursors died off
  • 5:43ExtraWeeseePureegee: I see...
  • Pureegee: So they got angry and waged war for the top
  • Pureegee: To actually have meaning
  • 5:44HiddenlichYeroz: They felt like they were being used, so Yvebil and his cousin Vorxeegee decided to confront Lord Deegee about it
  • Yeroz: When Lord Deegee scolded them for discovering this information, Vorxeegee snapped and attacked him
  • 5:45ExtraWeeseePureegee: Wait a minute...
  • Pureegee: VORXEEGEE
  • 5:46HiddenlichYeroz: Yvebil tried to tear the two off of each other, but Vorxeegee ended up killing him because he wanted Lord Deegee to die
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  • 5:46HiddenlichYeroz: Of course, Vorxeegee survived this confrontation, and framed Lord Deegee for the death of Yvebil
  • 5:46ExtraWeeseePureegee: Vorxeegee is still alive...
  • 5:46HiddenlichYeroz: A section of the Forerunner race decided to rebel, hence the beginning of the Forerunner-Precursor wars
  • Yeroz: He is?
  • 5:47ExtraWeeseePureegee: I heard Lord Deegee mention him before
  • Pureegee: He was THE top person for the elementix to find
  • Pureegee: I thought he was just some geeman who broke the time travel law or something
  • 5:47HiddenlichYeroz: Well, now you know the story
  • Yeroz: Any other questions?
  • 5:48ExtraWeeseePureegee: I doubt you'd know, but do you know anything about the origins of the precursors?
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  • 5:49HiddenlichYeroz: Lets see...
  • Yeroz: Yes, I do know something. The Precursors came from a universe trillions of lightyears away
  • 5:50ExtraWeeseePureegee: Was it from this dimension...?
  • 5:50HiddenlichYeroz: No. It came from a completely different dimensional plane
  • Yeroz: The Precursors were inter-dimensional extraterrestrials
  • 5:51ExtraWeeseePureegee: Alright then...
  • Pureegee: You have a name, right construct?
  • 5:52HiddenlichYeroz: Yeroz.
  • 5:52ExtraWeeseePureegee: Ok good
  • 5:52HiddenlichImpureegee: Yeroz, were you owned by a particular Forerunner?
  • 5:53ExtraWeesee
  • Pureegee tries to see if he can feel any powerful energy beyond the elementix and inheritors*
  • and the 2 precursors*
  • he cannot*
  • 5:53HiddenlichYeroz: Indeed. I was owned by the Archon of the Vulkaran Universe, Yinyana
  • Yeroz: She perished in the war.
  • 5:55ExtraWeesee
  • Pureegee starts mapping out a plan to possibly find Vorxeegee if he's still alive somehow*
  • 5:56HiddenlichImpureegee: *Telepathically* Does Yeroz know about the demise of the Precursors?
  • 5:57ExtraWeeseePureegee *telepathically* I don't know, but possibly since he was conscious inside the orb for so long
  • Pureegee: How likely do you think it would be to be able to get every elementix member in the same area?
  • Pureegee: Or at least every member with a high enough power
  • 5:58HiddenlichImpureegee: *Telepathically* You would have to instigate a massive Trolliversal war that would ultimately be threatening to the organization and the Trolliverse. So unlikely.
  • Impureegee: *Telepathically* But when it comes to powerful members, they have regular meetings
  • 5:59ExtraWeeseePureegee: Good
  • Pureegee: *not telepathically* Well guys, are we done with questions yet?
  • Pureegee: I'm gonna need you Yeroz to help me locate the last forerunner
  • 6:00HiddenlichImpureegee: I don't have any questions at the moment
  • Yeroz: Very well.
  • Yeroz: What kind of help do you require?
  • 6:01ExtraWeeseePureegee: I doubt a forerunner that's been hidden for so long would just trust a random god that's trying to find him
  • Pureegee: But if I had you with me, he might realize I'm not here to kill
  • Pureegee: Also I have no idea what he looks like
  • 6:02HiddenlichYeroz: I can assist you with this. But may I ask you a question?
  • 6:02ExtraWeeseePureegee: Sure
  • 6:02HiddenlichYeroz: What do you plan on doing to Vorxeegee?
  • 6:03ExtraWeeseePureegee: Asking him questions, maybe giving him a bite of...whatever forerunners like to eat
  • 6:03HiddenlichYeroz: So you don't want to harm him?
  • 6:03ExtraWeeseePureegee: I'm an inheritor, not a precursor
  • Pureegee: I'm also seeking answers like the forerunners were
  • 6:04HiddenlichYeroz: Alright.
  • Yeroz: I am ready for the task.
  • 6:06ExtraWeeseePureegee: Well first I need to get a meeting
  • Pureegee: It's hard to search for a forerunner who's likely masking his power if I can't feel anything beyond the gods scattered about
  • Pureegee: So I have to do some scheduling. You can stay with Impureegee if you want, maybe decipher some of these old manuscripts and codex
  • 6:08HiddenlichYeroz: I will do so.
  • Yeroz: May the odds be in your favor...
  • 6:08ExtraWeesee
  • Pureegee flies off towards one of the main elementix bases*
  • 6:09Hiddenlich
  • Meanwhile, in an Illumiweegee laboratory
  • 6:10ExtraWeesee???: The levels are stable sir
  • ???: Mostly...
  • 6:10HiddenlichHigito: Mostly? What is unstable?
  • 6:11ExtraWeeseeLucis: Just a couple of isotopes I think
  • Lucis: They should be turning into the element we want in a moment, though
  • 6:12HiddenlichHigito: Oh, thew. I thought it was starting to become radioactive again
  • 6:12ExtraWeeseeLucis: Who even names these elements
  • Lucis: Unununium. Like seriously?
  • Lucis: Why not Rentopolium or something
  • 6:13HiddenlichHigito: People are just too lazy to perfect science these days
  • 6:13ExtraWeesee
  • Lucis observes the changes via atom scanners*
  • 6:14Hiddenlich
  • Higito hears someone pounding on the door
  • He opens the door, and grins
  • 6:15ExtraWeeseeLucis: Who is it
  • 6:15HiddenlichHigito: You are just in time... Sqeegee...
  • 6:15ExtraWeesee
  • Lucis adjusts the tuning*
  • 6:15HiddenlichHigito: Number 2!
  • The Ultra Elementix Sqeegee clone enters the room
  • 6:15ExtraWeeseeLucis: And we're losing electrons again
  • 6:15HiddenlichHigito: ****!
  • 6:15ExtraWeeseeLucis: Wait...they're coming back?
  • 6:15HiddenlichHigito: ?
  • 6:16ExtraWeeseeLucis: It must be becuase it's a closed system
  • because
  • Lucis: Either way the electrons are unstable
  • Lucis: Hurry and get the clone ready
  • 6:17HiddenlichHigito: Come over here, gentleman!
  • Higito gives Sqeegee a shot of anti-radiation drugs
  • Higito: Stand over by Lucis there
  • 6:17ExtraWeesee
  • Lucis prepares the injection needle arm*
  • 6:18HiddenlichHigito: Now Sqeegee, look towards the wall or something. For some reason, people think that needles hurt. If you take your mind off the needle, you will feel minimal pain
  • 6:19ExtraWeeseeLucis: Let's just hope the electrons don't jump into the metal
  • Lucis starts the process of moving the...whatever it is...through the injection tube to probe it*
  • 6:20HiddenlichHigito: So, how is your combat training going?
  • (Do you want to be the Sqeegee clone?)
  • 6:21ExtraWeesee(Sure)
  • Sqeegee Clone: I am still...adjusting
  • Sqeegee Clone: I can't find my full potential yet it seems
  • Sqeegee Clone: But I am managing to accidentally decimate the targets instead of just hitting them...
  • 6:22HiddenlichHigito: Bravo!
  • Higito: That is always a good sign !
  • 6:22ExtraWeeseeSqeegee Clone: I'm still scared to try a blast because I might blow up a lot more than I want
  • 6:23HiddenlichHigito: Don't worry about that. Our budget is so big that we would be able to reconstruct this entire lab if it blew up!
  • ExtraWeesee
  • the needle is put into the clone's shoulder*
  • 6:44HiddenlichHigito: Alright Sqeegee, you can move again
  • 6:45ExtraWeeseeSqeegee Clone: What was that one supposed to do?
  • 6:47HiddenlichHigito: Lucis, you can explain it better than I can
  • 6:48ExtraWeeseeLucis: Basically this is supposed to make your nerves better to accompany the power
  • Lucis: Your shoulder has a lot of nerves for some reason, so that's why I put it there instead of in your fingertip or something
  • Lucis: Also nerve endings don't work well
  • Sqeegee Clone: Well I'll go find out if it worked
  • 6:50HiddenlichHigito: Good.
  • 6:50ExtraWeesee
  • Sqeegee Clone walks back outside*
  • 6:51HiddenlichHigito: *To Lucis* I hope this works
  • 6:52ExtraWeesee
  • there's still rumbles, but they are significantly less than before*
  • less powerful
  • 6:53Hiddenlich
  • Back to Pureegee*
  • 6:54ExtraWeeseePureegee: I want the inheritors at this meeting too.
  • Pureegee: And I hate to say it, but we may have to somehow trap Vieegee and Cheegee, they are definitely not just gonna agree with me
  • Pureegee is talking to a coordinator*
  • 6:55HiddenlichCoordinator: Alright, all I need is for you to specify a time this week and I will put it on the memo.
  • 6:56ExtraWeeseePureegee: 2 days
  • 6:56HiddenlichCoordinator: At what times?
  • 6:56ExtraWeeseePureegee: EXACTLY 48 hours from now
  • Pureegee: And it will last 5 hours
  • Pureegee: That should be enough time at least
  • Pureegee: If it turns out I don't need 5 hours, I'll end the meeting sooner
  • 6:57HiddenlichCoordinator: Okay. The meeting has been finalized. The memo will be sent in an hour or so
  • 6:57ExtraWeeseePureegee: Good
  • Pureegee leaves and starts thinking of a way to trap the precursors*
  • Pureegee: I have no clue when their mind alterations wear off, but if I can put them in stasis somehow...
  • 6:59Finn168719Pureegee detects two familiar energy levels from Finn's Galaxy
  • 7:01ExtraWeeseePureegee: Let's see...
  • Pureegee: If they are trapped like I am, it shouldn't be too hard
  • Pureegee: Then I can use a more secure stasis chamber later on
  • 7:01Hiddenlich
  • The energy levels increase, and they are of an inheritor origin
  • 7:02ExtraWeeseePureegee: And are those my children I feel
  • Pureegee flies in that direction*
  • 7:03Hiddenlich
  • In about a day, Pureegee arrives at a small middle class house
  • 7:03Finn168719Pureegee stumbles into two Finnittanians, fighting the Purple Mushroom Hordes with godly powers
  • 7:03Hiddenlich
  • Nevermind
  • 7:04Finn168719Which the Zombies are slaughtered with little efforts
  • 7:04ExtraWeesee(Wait)
  • (Do the finnattanians or the hordes have godly powers?)
  • 7:04Finn168719The "Finnittanians"
  • 7:04ExtraWeeseePureegee: What the...
  • Pureegee: You two!
  • 7:05Finn168719Chroneegee: Hey Pureegee.
  • Chroneegee: Can you fight off the Zombies.
  • 7:05ExtraWeeseePureegee: Oh it's just my sons
  • 7:05HiddenlichGalaxeegee: Father! Where have you been?
  • 7:05ExtraWeeseePureegee: You guys have a lot of catching up to do
  • Pureegee vaporizes the horde instantly*
  • 7:06Finn168719Pureegee ended up vaporizing the entire Purple Mushroom outbreak in Finnittanian territory
  • 7:06ExtraWeeseePureegee: We are at the top now
  • 7:06Finn168719Freeing the Finnittanians from the outbreak
  • Chroneegee: Good.
  • 7:06ExtraWeeseePureegee: No
  • Pureegee: I mean THE top
  • Pureegee: The Elementix calls me Lord Pureegee and everything
  • Pureegee: And there's no one more powerful besides the handicapped precursors
  • Pureegee: Oh and Impureegee who's around equal power with me
  • 7:07Finn168719Chroneegee: Hmmm, Okay.
  • Chroneegee: Which means you killed Lord Deegee right?
  • 7:08HiddenlichGalaxeegee: So, you performed a coup?
  • 7:08Finn168719Chroneegee: And which handicaps does the two Precursors have?
  • 7:08ExtraWeeseePureegee: It was a strange confrontation
  • Pureegee: They knew we were gonna use Yingor tech to get super strong but they couldn't stop us in time
  • Pureegee: Vieegee and Cheegee are currently under strange mental handicaps that make them think they are memes and whatnot
  • Pureegee: However, there is a very important matter we're looking into
  • 7:10Finn168719The Combined God: *telepathic* Cheegee became a Druggie while Vieegee became a Dank Memer.
  • 7:10HiddenlichGalaxeegee: What is this "important matter"?
  • 7:10ExtraWeeseePureegee: The origin of everything
  • (this plays: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l9aNIQMc3QA
  • Pureegee: The origin of this multiverse, and the precursors
  • Pureegee: What happened in the war with the forerunners
  • Pureegee: Questions like that, we want answers
  • 7:12Finn168719Chroneegee: Okay, Aagee is acting like a wannabe Zeus because he's the youngest.
  • 7:12ExtraWeeseePureegee: I don't know if you two do, but that's what's happening right now
  • Pureegee: And it's very important that you two come to an elementix meeting happening in about 2 days
  • 7:12HiddenlichGalaxeegee: Why?
  • 7:12ExtraWeeseePureegee: There may still be a living forerunner
  • 7:13HiddenlichGalaxeegee: ...
  • 7:13ExtraWeeseePureegee: Vorxeegee
  • 7:13Finn168719Chroneegee: And what to do with the GeeHell threat.
  • 7:13ExtraWeeseePureegee: I can't possibly hope to sense his energy with all the gods scattered about
  • Pureegee: So I summoned every god I could to the meeting in 2 days
  • 7:14Finn168719Chroneegee: Okay...
  • 7:14HiddenlichGalaxeegee: *To Chroneegee* Send the mortals away and assign new leaders
  • 7:14ExtraWeeseePureegee: We also obtained a forerunner ai
  • Pureegee: Which will assist us
  • 7:14Finn168719Chroneegee: Okay.
  • 7:14HiddenlichGalaxeegee: So, we can come out of hiding now and get back to our jobs?
  • 7:14Finn168719Chroneegee: Yep.
  • 7:15ExtraWeeseePureegee: Yep
  • Pureegee: I'll even try to get you guys more powerful as well
  • Pureegee: Assuming you'll do something and not just lounge around
  • 7:16HiddenlichGalaxeegee: As long as we aren't threatened with death we will work
  • 7:16ExtraWeeseePureegee: Then it's settled
  • Pureegee: Now excuse me while I go try to put the precursors in stasis
  • Pureegee flies off to get Cheegee first, since he's the more loyal precursor*
  • 7:18Finn168719Pureegee stumbled into Cheegee, who is using Krokoweedcaine
  • 7:18HiddenlichCheegee: Eh, Pure*cough*gee...
  • Cheegee: Want to try this hubris here?
  • 7:19ExtraWeeseePureegee: Uh, no thanks...
  • Pureegee: I just came here to attend to you
  • 7:19HiddenlichCheegee: ...
  • 7:19ExtraWeesee
  • Pureegee starts surrounding Cheegee in an aura*
  • 7:19HiddenlichCheegee: We're both guys, man...
  • Cheegee: You are not one of those cute little hookers from across the hall...
  • 7:19ExtraWeeseePureegee: I didn't mean THAT kind of attending
  • Pureegee: I meant more like in a literal sense, not a...whatever it is the mortals use it for
  • 7:20HiddenlichCheegee: THEN WHAT THE **** DO YOU MEAN THEN YOU PIECE OF ROTTEN FLESH?
  • 7:20ExtraWeeseePureegee: Well as you can see you're wrapped in an aura
  • Pureegee: And now
  • 7:20HiddenlichCheegee: MORE DRUGS!
  • 7:20ExtraWeesee
  • Pureegee powers up more*
  • Pureegee: YOU WILL BE SEALED IN STASIS
  • Pureegee tries to harden the aura into a weird material like he did with himself*
  • 7:21Hiddenlich
  • The aura solidifies
  • Cheegee is now trapped inside
  • Vieegee walks into Cheegee's drug den
  • Vieegee: HEY CHEEGEE, I MADE A NEW MEME WITH PE-
  • 7:23ExtraWeesee
  • whatever music is playing cuts off*
  • 7:23Finn168719Vieegee appears to have his fellow Meme Raiders as his body guards
  • 7:23ExtraWeeseePureegee: Um hi
  • 7:24Hiddenlich
  • Vieegee stares at Pureegee and remembers what he did to Lord Deegee
  • 7:24Finn168719With Pepe as part of his bodyguards
  • 7:24ExtraWeeseePureegee: Can we talk about this...
  • 7:24HiddenlichVieegee: No...
  • 7:24ExtraWeeseePureegee: I know you used to be pro-forerunner...
  • Pureegee: I'm looking for Vorxeegee
  • 7:24HiddenlichVieegee: ...
  • 7:25ExtraWeeseePureegee: Eh eh, what do you think?
  • 7:25HiddenlichVieegee: You are spewing sh*t again, right?
  • 7:25ExtraWeeseePureegee: No I'm serious
  • Pureegee: If you come with me I can show you a forerunner ai
  • 7:25HiddenlichVieegee: You are just going to wipe me from existence like you did to Lord Deegee
  • 7:25ExtraWeeseePureegee: Well
  • 7:25HiddenlichVieegee: I would rather die fighting you then be dishonored!
  • 7:25ExtraWeeseePureegee: Lord Deegee screamed and immediately attacked
  • 7:26Hiddenlich
  • Vieegee takes out his bow staff
  • 7:26ExtraWeeseePureegee: Clearly you think more than he does...
  • 7:26HiddenlichVieegee: ATTACK!
  • 7:26ExtraWeesee
  • Pureegee teleports*
  • he teleports a grand total of 10 feet above*
  • with the sealed Cheegee*
  • 7:26Hiddenlich
  • Vieegee and the Meme Raiders charge through the wall and trip on each other
  • 7:27ExtraWeesee
  • Pureegee flies into the sky*
  • 7:27HiddenlichVieegee: CRAP!
  • 7:27ExtraWeeseePureegee: YOU CAN'T EVEN CATCH ME YOU DUMB B**CH
  • 7:27Finn168719brb my sister will do homework
  • 7:27ExtraWeeseePureegee: WHO LEAVES A YINGOR WEAPON JUST LYING AROUND ANYWAY
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  • 7:28Hiddenlich
  • Pureegee and Cheegee are now in the planet's exosphere
  • 7:28ExtraWeeseePureegee: No seriously is he gonna chase me or...
  • Pureegee: I mean I COULD just come back for him but I'm already here
  • 7:30Hiddenlich
  • Vieegee punches Pureegee in the back of the head
  • 7:30ExtraWeeseePureegee: OW
  • Pureegee: Vieegee seriously I know how the war started!
  • 7:31HiddenlichVieegee: I WILL NOT BE USED BY A REPLACEMENT TO THE MASTER RACE!
  • Vieegee starts chucking computers with memes on them at Pureegee
  • But they just float in space
  • Vieegee: ...
  • 7:31ExtraWeeseePureegee: I KNOW THE FORERUNNERS FOUND THE TRUTH
  • Pureegee: THAT THEY WERE JUST A LEGACY
  • 7:31HiddenlichVieegee: ...
  • 7:31ExtraWeeseePureegee: AND THEN VORXEEGEE ATTACKED DEEGEE AND...he didn't succeed that's for sure
  • Pureegee: He framed Deegee for killing his bud even though he killed that guy himself
  • 7:32HiddenlichVieegee: Why do you want to find Vorxeegee? To have tea with him and play chess?
  • 7:32ExtraWeeseePureegee: Well he probably knows a lot
  • Pureegee: Besides, it's weird knowing there's a forerunner hiding from someone who doesn't exist anymore...
  • 7:33HiddenlichVieegee: Maybe he doesn't want to be found.
  • Vieegee: Maybe he wants to live the rest of his days hiding in the snad.
  • Sand
  • 7:33ExtraWeeseePureegee: I don't know jack shit Vieegee. And I doubt you'll answer all the questions we have
  • 7:34HiddenlichVieegee: Even if I did answer all of the questions, what will you give me? A gold star and some bubblegum?
  • 7:34ExtraWeeseePureegee: Well
  • Pureegee: I CAN kill you right now you know, even if it would cause a lot of damage to the universe again
  • Pureegee: I mean, what's the point of even having multiple gods if you just have one super god who can do everything everywhere at anytime
  • 7:35HiddenlichVieegee: ...
  • Vieegee stops hovering
  • He starts falling towards the surface of the planet
  • 7:36ExtraWeeseePureegee: Uh...
  • Pureegee: Did you fall asleep?
  • 7:36HiddenlichVieegee: BECOME "THE SUPER GOD" THEN!
  • 7:36ExtraWeeseePureegee: Whatever then...
  • 7:36Hiddenlich
  • Vieegee continues to fall until he hits a building and causes it to explode
  • 7:37ExtraWeeseePureegee: It's not like the inheritors were denied access to knowledge just like the forerunners for stupid reasons
  • Pureegee: The only reason was so we wouldn't know we're useless
  • Pureegee takes Cheegee and flies off*
  • 7:38Hiddenlich
  • Meanwhile, at Lord Deegee's temple
  • Impureegee: She...
  • Yeroz: Yes.
  • Impureegee starts to laugh like a mad man
  • 7:39ExtraWeesee
  • Impureegee senses Pureegee returning*
  • 7:39HiddenlichImpureegee: SHE'S MORE OF A LUNATIC THAN I WAS WHEN I HAD THE-
  • Impureegee: Oh, um. Yeah.
  • 7:40ExtraWeeseePureegee: Good news and bad news mate
  • Pureegee: I got Cheegee here in a stasis chamber
  • 7:40HiddenlichImpureegee: And the bad news?
  • 7:40ExtraWeeseePureegee: Vieegee
  • Pureegee: He didn't want to help us, he got very angry when I mentioned Vorxeegee
  • 7:41HiddenlichImpureegee: ... Interesting...
  • 7:41ExtraWeeseePureegee: Then he just fell down into the planet
  • 7:41HiddenlichImpureegee: So he committed self-righteous suicide?
  • 7:41ExtraWeeseePureegee: He says Vorxeegee doesn't want to be found though
  • Pureegee: Oh no I don't think he killed himself
  • Pureegee: But I may have to go back and try to fight him until I can either put him in stasis or kill him, preferably the former
  • 7:42HiddenlichImpureegee: Well...
  • Impureegee: I am not giving any input in this situation
  • 7:42ExtraWeeseePureegee: Alright then
  • Pureegee: What did you find here though
  • 7:43HiddenlichImpureegee: I discovered a stone monolith inside one of the walls of the temple.
  • 7:44ExtraWeeseePureegee: What does that hold?
  • 7:44HiddenlichImpureegee: Come with me. I will show you
  • 7:44ExtraWeeseePureegee: Does it have a spot to store Cheegee?
  • 7:44HiddenlichImpureegee: No.
  • Impureegee leads Pureegee down a corridor and into a hole in the wall
  • 7:44ExtraWeesee
  • Pureegee carries Cheegee with him anyway for security*
  • 7:45Hiddenlich
  • The monolith is made out of hematite, and its texts are in the Precursor War Language
  • 7:46ExtraWeeseePureegee: Is any of this decipherable?
  • 7:46HiddenlichImpureegee: I deciphered some of it, but it will take me a while to decipher all of it
  • Impureegee: You see, I can only use my left eye to read it
  • 7:47ExtraWeeseePureegee: Why don't you just make a body with more than one eye?
  • 7:47HiddenlichImpureegee: Its not that.
  • Impureegee: This eye is gifted with an ancient Precursor power known as "Synthetic Rendering"
  • 7:48ExtraWeeseePureegee: Oh
  • Pureegee: And it's impossible to replicate this power?
  • 7:48HiddenlichImpureegee: If you want one of your eyes to have it, you need to obtain the power yourself
  • Impureegee: And it can only be in one of your eyes
  • 7:49ExtraWeeseeStrange
  • Pureegee: Strange
  • 7:49HiddenlichImpureegee: Lord Deegee somehow was able to have two eyes like this, probably because his genetic makeup was completely different than ours
  • 7:49ExtraWeeseePureegee: It makes sense
  • Pureegee: I'm sure he didn't want the inheritors finding out like the forerunners did
  • 7:50HiddenlichImpureegee: Indeed
  • Impureegee: Now, this monolith's texts so far speak of "The Last Generation"
  • Impureegee: It speaks of them building the temple, conquering the Trolliverse, and constructing life forms
  • 7:52ExtraWeeseePureegee: The last generation of precursors?
  • Pureegee: Wait that wouldn't make sense
  • Pureegee: Forerunners were the first godly race of beings that didn't create like other gods did, right?
  • 7:53HiddenlichImpureegee: Yes
  • Impureegee: But, the Precursors barely survived the Forerunner-Precursor Wars.
  • 7:54ExtraWeeseePureegee: Right
  • 7:56HiddenlichImpureegee: That could answer the "Last Generation", but what doesn't make sense is that over the millions of years that Precursors prospered in this galaxy, that the survivors would all be apart of one generation.
  • 7:56ExtraWeeseePureegee: Incest?
  • Pureegee: I mean it sounds disgusting but why else would Deegee be obsessed with geemen
  • 7:57HiddenlichImpureegee: We don't know of a surviving female of the Precursors to confirm this
  • Impureegee: Unless if the Precursors are hermaphrodites, but I never looked at the Precursors naked.
  • 7:57ExtraWeeseePureegee: Oh god
  • Pureegee: I don't want to know
  • Pureegee: What I don't get is why would they even NEED to reproduce that way
  • Pureegee: They are a race of gods who created the multiverse
  • Pureegee: Whoever created them clearly had enough power to make more
  • 7:59HiddenlichImpureegee: Perhaps we are part of an endless cycle of creation, bloodshed, reclamation, creation, bloodshed, reclamation, creation, and so forth
  • Impureegee: The Precursors could have very well killed their creators, just as their creators did before them
  • 8:00ExtraWeeseePureegee: Perhaps
  • Pureegee: But then who would be the first
  • Pureegee: It'd be funny if there was this giant omni-everything being just sitting in a chair watching all of this
  • 8:01HiddenlichYeroz: Maybe life occurred by accident and created the primordial race of "gods" that created this long cycle.
  • Yeroz: I don't know. I feel like a mortal questioning the origin of the universe.
  • 8:01ExtraWeeseePureegee: Heh
  • Pureegee: There are other dimensions too
  • 8:02HiddenlichYeroz: Right
  • 8:02ExtraWeeseePureegee: I wonder if we could get permission from whoever runs them to come in and look around
  • Pureegee: After we're done finding the answers...
  • 8:03HiddenlichImpureegee: If they are still alive...
  • The temple rumbles
  • 8:03ExtraWeeseePureegee: Someone else is here?!
  • 8:04Hiddenlich
  • Impureegee runs to the temple entrance
  • Impureegee: DRUNK MORTALS AGAIN!
  • Russian: I wanted... a sip... of... voodka...
  • 8:04ExtraWeeseePureegee: How are there mortals in a temple like this...
  • 8:04Hiddenlich
  • The Russian falls out of the car
  • 8:05ExtraWeesee
  • Pureegee floats over to the entrance with Cheegee*
  • 8:05HiddenlichImpureegee: Lord Deegee never truly hid this place like you did with the core
  • 8:06ExtraWeeseePureegee: What if I just smacked them with this stasis thing
  • Pureegee: For fun
  • 8:06HiddenlichRussian 2: HEY, WANKER! CAN YOU PUSH THIS SPACE CRAFT OUT OF HERE?
  • 8:07ExtraWeeseePureegee: Such rude mortals
  • Pureegee: Reclaimers my ass
  • 8:07Hiddenlich
  • Yeroz shoots an energy beam at the second Russian
  • Yeroz: Vulgar only leads to ignorance you know!
  • Russian 2: EAT LEAD THEN!
  • The Russian pulls out a pistol and starts shooting at Yeroz
  • 8:08ExtraWeesee
  • Pureegee teleports in front of the russian*
  • https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SI6Yyr-iI6M plays
  • Pureegee: You. Listen to me. Now
  • 8:10HiddenlichRussian 2: GET AWAY FROM ME WANKER!
  • Russian 2: I JUST WANT TO LEAVE!
  • 8:10ExtraWeesee
  • Pureegee blasts the drunk out of his brain*
  • Pureegee: I am not very happy that you SMASHED YOUR PUNY MACHINE INTO AN ANCIENT TEMPLE OF THE GODS
  • 8:11HiddenlichRussian 2: Uh... I have a headache now
  • Russian 2: How much did I drink, and WHOA.
  • Russian: *To Pureegee* I have been driving all day... I just wanted a sip of... voodka...
  • 8:12ExtraWeeseePureegee: Oh
  • Pureegee: So you want vodka
  • 8:12HiddenlichRussian: Voodka...
  • Russian: Where's the voodka....
  • 8:12ExtraWeeseePureegee: How about this
  • Pureegee: If you move your ass and get that trash heep away in 10 seconds
  • Pureegee: I'll let you live to drink more "Voodka"
  • 8:13HiddenlichRussian: But... *cough*... I broke my ribs from the crash...
  • The second Russian gets into the driver's seat and gets the spacecraft away from the temple
  • 8:14ExtraWeeseePureegee: Then hurry and leave...
  • 8:14Hiddenlich
  • As the space craft leaves, it becomes suspended in the vacuum of space
  • Impureegee: YOU CALL THAT A PUNISHMENT?
  • Impureegee clenches his hand into a fist, and the engines of the ship start to spark
  • 8:15ExtraWeeseePureegee: I was waiting
  • Pureegee: I have to practice my patience in any way I can, after all
  • 8:16HiddenlichImpureegee: Bull****! You were letting them get away!
  • Impureegee: No wonder why they sent me to GeeHell!
  • 8:17ExtraWeeseePureegee: Oh brother
  • 8:17HiddenlichImpureegee: Or, no wonder why YOU sent me to GeeHell! You can't do your job!
  • 8:17ExtraWeesee
  • Pureegee flicks his finger and the ship explodes violently*
  • Pureegee: Is that better hothead?
  • 8:17Hiddenlich
  • The first Russian's eyes widen
  • Russian: BROOSHKA, NOOOOOOOOOO!!!
  • 8:18ExtraWeeseePureegee: Besides, my sons are gonna handle the situation in GeeHell
  • 8:19HiddenlichImpureegee: Which sons?
  • 8:19ExtraWeeseePureegee: Galaxeegee and Chroneegee
  • 8:19HiddenlichImpureegee: Speaking of your sons, what exactly are you going to do with Aagee
  • 8:19ExtraWeeseePureegee: Heh
  • 8:20HiddenlichImpureegee: Hypneegee is obviously a threat to us
  • 8:20ExtraWeeseePureegee: He has an army backing him up, right?
  • 8:20Hiddenlich
  • Yeroz looks away
  • Impureegee: Yes
  • 8:20ExtraWeeseePureegee: We'll just vaporize them all
  • 8:20HiddenlichImpureegee: We only have the broken will of the Elementix
  • Impureegee: Vaporize? This is Hypneegee we are talking about
  • 8:21ExtraWeeseePureegee: Hypneegee can't possess every member of the army at once
  • 8:21HiddenlichImpureegee: This isn't Lord Deegee
  • 8:21ExtraWeeseePureegee: He has to take one vessel at a time
  • Pureegee: Plus, we have an empty power seal for him
  • 8:21HiddenlichImpureegee: Yes, but killing his army won't end the war that is to come
  • Impureegee: Hypneegee bends reality to his will
  • Impureegee: Why do you think Lord Deegee made sure that the mortals wouldn't find him?
  • 8:22ExtraWeeseePureegee: Hypneegee can bend reality sure
  • Pureegee: But he can't bend a reality he doesn't know the physics of, right?
  • 8:23HiddenlichImpureegee: What do you mean?
  • Yeroz goes back inside the temple
  • 8:23ExtraWeeseePureegee: If we send him through a dimensional portal somehow and close it quickly
  • Pureegee: He may not be able to escape so easily
  • 8:24HiddenlichImpureegee: He still has Aagee
  • 8:24ExtraWeeseePureegee: Then I kill him after we portal Hypneegee
  • Pureegee: Aagee can't be anymore than half as powerful as we are right now, it's impossible
  • Pureegee: Unless they somehow fix that machine...
  • 8:26HiddenlichImpureegee: Okay, I will leave Aagee and Hypneegee to you then
  • Impureegee: He's your son, and Hypneegee is his new master
  • 8:27ExtraWeeseePureegee: Anyway
  • Pureegee: I think it's close to the meeting time
  • Pureegee: I need to get Vieegee again though so keep an eye on Cheegee for me
  • 8:28Hiddenlich(Oh crap, I have to go)
  • 8:28ExtraWeeseePureegee: I'm gonna have to seal him up if he doesn't agree
  • 8:28
  • 8:33ExtraWeeseePureegee: I think I should write a speech for the elementix to...boost their spirits
  • Pureegee: Even if I don't care, they ARE the bridge between gods and mortals, it seems
  • *Pureegee quickly drafts up a speech using holograms or something*
  • 8:36Hiddenlich*It takes him about 10 minutes
  • 8:37ExtraWeeseePureegee: Well...it isn't much
  • Pureegee: But it'll at least motivate them for a little bit
  • *Pureegee stores the hologram and goes to get the ai*
  • 8:38Hiddenlich*Yeroz is sealing cracks in the temple walls with his precision laser
  • 8:38ExtraWeeseePureegee: Yeroz, I need you for something quickly
  • 8:39HiddenlichYeroz: What kind of assistance do you require?
  • 8:39ExtraWeeseePureegee: Do you remember Vieegee?
  • 8:40HiddenlichYeroz: Refresh me on who this "Vieegee" is
  • 8:41ExtraWeeseePureegee: He was one of the precursors around during the war
  • Pureegee: Supposedly he had joined, or at least had sympathy, for the forerunners at the time
  • 8:42HiddenlichYeroz: Oh yes, I remember him now
  • 8:42ExtraWeeseePureegee: He may even know where Vorxeegee is, since he kept telling me that I shouldn't look for him...
  • Pureegee: But anyway
  • Pureegee: Do you think he would be "happy" to see you?
  • 8:42HiddenlichYeroz: In this form he would not recognize me.
  • 8:42ExtraWeeseePureegee: Hmmm
  • Pureegee: Is there something you can tell him that would make him remember or at least recognize you as a forerunner ai?
  • 8:45HiddenlichYeroz: There is one thing that I can say, but he may not be happy about remembering me based off of this information
  • 8:45ExtraWeeseePureegee: Hmmm
  • Pureegee: Can I bring you along anyway?
  • 8:45HiddenlichYeroz: Yes
  • 8:45ExtraWeeseePureegee: Because even if I do find Vorxeegee, there's no guarantee he's gonna realize I'm not a threat
  • Pureegee: Unless possibly if I have Vieegee with me, or I somehow make him sense the "forerunner power" that powers you right now
  • Pureegee: But I don't want to accidentally break you in the process
  • 8:46HiddenlichYeroz: I will try telling Vorxeegee the same thing as I will tell Vieegee
  • Yeroz: Whether it will help you or not, that will depend on what his state of mind is right now
  • 8:47ExtraWeeseePureegee: Then let's go
  • Pureegee: I will try to let you float alongside me by keeping you within my aura as we fly
  • Pureegee: Unless you can fly as fast as I can
  • 8:48HiddenlichYeroz: The floatation method will work
  • 8:48ExtraWeesee*Pureegee outputs an aura and gets ready to fly*
  • 8:49Hiddenlich*Yeroz enters the aura
  • 8:50ExtraWeesee*Pureegee flies towards the planet Vieegee is on again*
  • 8:52Hiddenlich*Many hours later, Pureegee and Yeroz arrive on the street that Vieegee lives on
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  • 8:53Hiddenlich*Vieegee is sitting in front of an apartment playing cards with a few gypsies
  • 8:53ExtraWeeseePureegee: Vieegee!
  • 8:53Hiddenlich*Vieegee looks up
  • 8:53ExtraWeeseePureegee: I'd like to talk again...and I have a friend you might be familiar with
  • Pureegee: A forerunner ai
  • 8:54HiddenlichVieegee: *To the others* Excuse me for a second
  • Bleeder: Make it quick, we only have 10 minutes left before we have to go to work
  • *Vieegee gets up and walks over to Pureegee
  • Vieegee: More sh*t?
  • Yeroz: Negative, Co-master.
  • 8:55ExtraWeeseePureegee: This is Yeroz
  • 8:55HiddenlichVieegee: ...
  • 8:55ExtraWeeseePureegee: For whatever reason he was sealed in that seal that held a lot of the forerunner's power
  • 8:55HiddenlichVieegee: Where in the archives did you find its name?
  • 8:56ExtraWeeseePureegee: He told me
  • 8:56HiddenlichVieegee: "He", told you?
  • Yeroz: I did.
  • Yeroz: Vieegee, do you remember Yinyana, my carrier?
  • *Vieegee's pupils contract
  • Vieegee: GET THE HELL AWAY FROM ME!
  • *Vieegee tries to flee
  • 8:57ExtraWeeseePureegee: Woah woah relax!
  • Pureegee: VIEEGEE PLEASE
  • *Pureegee flies in front of him*
  • 8:58Hiddenlich*Vieegee bumps into Pureegee and falls on the ground
  • Vieegee: WHAT DID HE TELL YOU? WHAT DID HE TELL YOU?
  • 8:58ExtraWeeseePureegee: He told me how the war started
  • Pureegee: Look, if you don't want to remember then don't, I know you're not gonna answer my questions
  • Pureegee: But at least help me find Vorxeegee
  • 8:59HiddenlichVieegee: What else did he tell you?
  • 8:59ExtraWeeseePureegee: If nothing more, it'll make him realize he doesn't have to hide anymore
  • 8:59HiddenlichVieegee: ...
  • 9:00ExtraWeeseePureegee: He did tell me how Vorxeegee attacked Deegee and killed another forerunner
  • (I didn't mess that up right? My memory is a bit bad right now)
  • 9:00Hiddenlich(No, you're right)
  • Vieegee: Pureegee... did Yeroz tell you about the...
  • Yeroz: No. He wasn't present
  • Yeroz: I told his companion though
  • *Vieegee sighs
  • Vieegee: Pureegee, how much do you actually want to find Vorxeegee?
  • 9:02ExtraWeeseePureegee: Well
  • Pureegee: The only things I want to know are about our origins and the forerunner-precursor war, which I was completely denied info about, at least desperately
  • Pureegee: Other than that it's back to fighting more armies and trying to get the elementix to stop being depressed
  • Pureegee: Oh and I should warn you that Hypneegee is at full power again, though I don't know how much he'll want to attack you
  • 9:04HiddenlichVieegee: But, how much do you want to find Vorxeegee?
  • Vieegee: I know why you want to find him
  • 9:04ExtraWeeseePureegee: Well, I said desperately
  • 9:04HiddenlichVieegee: ...
  • 9:04ExtraWeeseePureegee: I mean he's not the ONLY person I could go to, but he is the safest...given my options
  • 9:05HiddenlichVieegee: If I tell you where he is, then will you leave me alone?
  • 9:05ExtraWeeseePureegee: His exact location, or at least close?
  • Pureegee: Because otherwise I'll still need you to at least drop your power so I can't sense you across the universe
  • 9:05HiddenlichVieegee: I don't know his "exact location", but I can give you a range.
  • 9:06ExtraWeeseePureegee: Good enough, as long as I don't get much interference
  • 9:07HiddenlichVieegee: Look in what is left of the Trolliverse Isles
  • 9:07ExtraWeeseePureegee: Woah...I didn't think he'd hide right under me
  • Pureegee: Alright then...
  • 9:07HiddenlichVieegee: And, I suggest looking for a planet with minimal damage
  • 9:08ExtraWeeseePureegee: Well, as appreciation for this, I'll tell you one thing you'll find interesting
  • 9:08HiddenlichVieegee: What is it?
  • 9:09ExtraWeeseePureegee: Deegee isn't entirely dead...I don't think anyway
  • 9:09HiddenlichVieegee: ...
  • 9:09ExtraWeeseePureegee: If Yeroz's mind could get sealed, I'm pretty sure the same could've happened to Deegee
  • Pureegee: But good luck getting that seal since that crazy god fusion has it
  • 9:09Hiddenlich*Pureegee feels tremors
  • 9:10ExtraWeeseePureegee: ...What is this feeling...
  • 9:10HiddenlichVieegee: Leave...
  • 9:10ExtraWeeseePureegee: ...
  • 9:10HiddenlichVieegee: I've heard enough, and I already gave you the information you desperately wanted
  • Yeroz: I suggest we do as he says.
  • 9:11ExtraWeeseePureegee: Yeah ok
  • 9:11Hiddenlich*Yeroz reenters Pureegee's aura
  • 9:11ExtraWeesee*Pureegee flies off*
  • Pureegee: I didn't think he'd be that upset...
  • 9:12HiddenlichYeroz: If you want me to tell you why he was twitching his trigger finger back there, I can tell you the full story
  • Yeroz: There is more the war then meets the eye
  • *more to the
  • 9:13ExtraWeeseePureegee: There's still a few more hours until the meeting so sure
  • Pureegee: Hopefully we can find Vorxeegee and get the info before then, and devote the whole meeting to talking about Hypneegee and Aagee's army
  • 9:13Hiddenlich*Pureegee and Yeroz are now exiting the planet's orbit
  • 9:14ExtraWeeseePureegee: Did he get betrayed too or something?
  • 9:14HiddenlichYeroz: You see, Vieegee was very caring when it came to the Forerunners.
  • Yeroz: He wasn't like the others. He actually wanted the Forerunners to be something more than a legacy
  • 9:14ExtraWeeseePureegee: I figured that much
  • Pureegee: And the precursors punished him and all that, right?
  • 9:15HiddenlichYeroz: No
  • Yeroz: Vieegee just had a very different perspective on the Forerunners. His other comrades may have insulted him for it, but they didn't punish him
  • Yeroz: But anyways, my master Yinyana and Vieegee had a close relationship
  • 9:16ExtraWeeseePureegee: So THAT'S why you called him co-master
  • 9:16HiddenlichYeroz: Let me finish.
  • Yeroz: As a few decades passed, the relationship became more than a simple friendship
  • 9:17ExtraWeesee*Pureegee turns a somewhat different direction to "go around" something*
  • 9:18HiddenlichYeroz: By the Precursor laws, a Precursor could not interbreed with a Forerunner, or have a marital relationship with them.
  • Yeroz: But Vieegee broke the rules
  • 9:18ExtraWeeseePureegee: Which one of those two?
  • 9:19HiddenlichYeroz: Well, it guess he technically broke one, because they didn't officially marry each other...
  • Yeroz: One night, when Vieegee and Yinyana were discussing about the expansion of the Vulkaran Universe, Vieegee started getting off topic
  • 9:21ExtraWeeseePureegee: *thinking* yet another universe from the missing half of the trolliverse?
  • 9:21HiddenlichYeroz: He started solely discussing about his relationship with her, and how it was more than a companionship.
  • 9:21ExtraWeeseePureegee: I'm guessing this was done secretly
  • 9:21HiddenlichYeroz: Yes
  • Yeroz: They did things... that I didn't watch obviously, but Yinyana implied it in her conversation with me after Vieegee had left for the night
  • 9:23ExtraWeeseePureegee: Did the kid make it?
  • 9:23Hiddenlich*Pureegee notices two bright lights shooting beams at each other in the distance
  • 9:23ExtraWeeseePureegee: Uh...
  • 9:23HiddenlichYeroz: Oh, the baby was born. They ended up having multiple children
  • 9:23ExtraWeeseePureegee: That's concerning, those beams up ahead
  • 9:23Hiddenlich*Yeroz zooms in on the lights and beams
  • 9:24ExtraWeeseePureegee: I can't sense any energy...
  • 9:24HiddenlichYeroz: It is a simple space battle in between two mortal frigates
  • 9:24ExtraWeeseePureegee: Oh
  • 9:24HiddenlichYeroz: They are using strange weaponry though...
  • 9:25ExtraWeeseePureegee: Well in that case I'm just gonna blow right through them
  • 9:25HiddenlichYeroz: Alright
  • 9:25ExtraWeeseePureegee: You shouldn't be destroyed since there's no way mortals can penetrate my aura
  • *Pureegee flies through the middle of their fight*
  • 9:26Hiddenlich*A Norish military frigate is battling a Hydreg separatist frigate
  • 9:26ExtraWeeseePureegee: Those foolish mortals...
  • 9:26Hiddenlich*The beams that Pureegee and Yeroz go through are deflected back at the frigates
  • *It causes critical damage to each of the vessels
  • 9:27ExtraWeeseePureegee: Anyway, what happened after the kids
  • 9:28HiddenlichYeroz: After many decades, the children grew into immortal, adult Forecursor or Prerunner hybrids
  • Yeroz: But when they became adults, the Forerunner-Precursor War occurred
  • 9:29ExtraWeeseePureegee: Oh god...
  • Pureegee: Did the hybrid family try to act as the middle people or did they all split>
  • *?
  • 9:29HiddenlichYeroz: I do not know the fate of them. I had to make the inference based on the little evidence I have that they perished in the war
  • 9:30ExtraWeeseePureegee: Well then...
  • Pureegee: We are nearing the...wreckage, of the trolliverse isles now
  • 9:30HiddenlichYeroz: Excellent
  • 9:30ExtraWeeseePureegee: I don't think he will come out after sensing me
  • Pureegee: But hopefully your voice will be recognized...or something
  • *Pureegee searches among the planets to see which one would seem suitable to hideout in
  • 9:32Hiddenlich*As Pureegee and Yeroz enter the cluster of the Trolliverse Isles, this song starts to play: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XUF17cd8mKk
  • *Many of the planets have been made into desolate wastelands or have been ripped apart
  • 9:32ExtraWeeseePureegee: We have to assume Vorxeegee is very weak after so many years...
  • 9:33HiddenlichYeroz: That would be a logical conclusion
  • 9:33ExtraWeeseePureegee: So even the desolate planets may not be suitable
  • Pureegee: Even if they do look in decent shape compared to that
  • *wreckage is in view*
  • *Pureegee flies around one planet that has a bit of water, mostly frozen, and very bad dirt*
  • *but still dirt*
  • 9:35HiddenlichYeroz: Perhaps we should try finding a cavern
  • Yeroz: Even though he has probably been dislocated multiple times over the course of an eon
  • 9:37ExtraWeesee*beginning part of this plays: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m2UNPQ045C0 *
  • *Pureegee floats down closer to the ground to inspect for caverns*
  • 9:38HiddenlichYeroz: I see a large ravine right below us
  • 9:38ExtraWeeseePureegee: Alright...
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  • 9:38ExtraWeesee*Pureegee floats down into the ravine*
  • 9:39Hiddenlich*There are many collapsed walls and destroyed vehicles within the ravine
  • 9:39ExtraWeeseePureegee: How do you think he will react when he first sees me...
  • Pureegee: I thought he might fight but at the same time...if he's too weak to
  • 9:40HiddenlichYeroz: If he is in a damaged state of mind, there will probably be a short conflict
  • Yeroz: But as you said, he may be very weak
  • 9:41ExtraWeeseePureegee: Let's see if I can make you output something for Vorxeegee to sense...
  • 9:41Hiddenlich*There is a long, narrow, rusting tunnel leading down to a cavern
  • 9:41ExtraWeeseePureegee: Hopefully it's low enough to not short circuit you
  • 9:42Hiddenlich*Yeroz readies himself
  • 9:42ExtraWeesee*Pureegee attempts to pulse a fraction of a percent of the power in Yeroz, and his movements are instantaneous*
  • *mostly*
  • 9:43Hiddenlich*Yeroz makes strange noises, but he does not short circuit
  • 9:43ExtraWeeseePureegee: Well I can somewhat feel that so maybe...
  • 9:44Hiddenlich*The cavern has pile after pile of skeletons
  • *They were not originally there
  • 9:44ExtraWeesee*Pureegee floats down the cavern, inspecting the skeletons briefly as he goes by*
  • Pureegee: These skeletons look a bit different...
  • Pureegee: A couple look familiar even...
  • 9:47HiddenlichYeroz: Life has drastically evolved since I was last roaming with my master... as expected...
  • 9:47ExtraWeeseePureegee: I think some of these are my dead guards...
  • 9:47HiddenlichYeroz: Really?
  • 9:48ExtraWeeseePureegee: I used to own the entire trolliverse isles
  • Pureegee: I had an entire domain where I could summon anything and had tons of control over the core
  • Pureegee: But all of that changed in less than a day...
  • Pureegee: My own son betrayed me, and I got attacked by one of the demon kings of GeeHell and their armies at the same time
  • Pureegee: So this place has seen better days...
  • Pureegee: It's funny because that was the same day I started plotting how I would overthrow the precursors
  • 9:50HiddenlichYeroz: Interesting...
  • 9:50ExtraWeeseePureegee: How long is this cavern though
  • Pureegee: I feel like it's gonna branch at some point...
  • 9:50Hiddenlich*Yeroz scans the cavern
  • Yeroz: We will be at a dead end in one mile
  • 9:51ExtraWeeseePureegee: Can your scanners scan for life?
  • 9:51HiddenlichYeroz: Yes
  • 9:51ExtraWeeseePureegee: Then please use it next time we enter a cavern, if he isn't at the end of this one
  • Pureegee: I would say use it now but a mile for me is like breathing for mortals
  • 9:52Hiddenlich*Yeroz scans the cavern
  • 9:52ExtraWeeseePureegee: We're literally at the end, just around this corner...
  • 9:52HiddenlichYeroz: Good news: There is signs of ancient life
  • *There are signs
  • 9:53ExtraWeeseePureegee: And the bad news?
  • *Pureegee rounds the corner*
  • 9:53HiddenlichYeroz: My scanners did not detect this...
  • *There is a humanoid figure sitting at the end of the tunnel
  • 9:53ExtraWeeseePureegee: Uh...
  • Pureegee: Hello
  • 9:54Hiddenlich????: Hello... Pureegee...
  • ????: I knew one day you would come...
  • 9:54ExtraWeeseePureegee: And it knows my name
  • Pureegee: I'm going to take a shot in the dark and say you aren't a forerunner...
  • 9:54Hiddenlich????: I am an agent of Crota...
  • ????: My eyes are like his cameras
  • 9:55ExtraWeeseePureegee: Crota?
  • 9:55Hiddenlich????: Crota, the overlord of the space time continuum in the Trolliverse
  • 9:55ExtraWeeseePureegee: Uh...
  • Pureegee: Oh
  • Pureegee: So Crota sees and knows everything that's happened then?
  • 9:56Hiddenlich????: He is one of the Primordials...
  • ????: The ones who created this multiverse, at least according to your former masters
  • 9:56ExtraWeeseePureegee: Oh wow
  • Pureegee: But judging by the fact you're waiting for me in a cavern, it's not good news
  • 9:57Hiddenlich????: As I said, I knew one day you would come.
  • ????: Crota knew of the coup
  • ????: That is his curse.
  • 9:57ExtraWeeseePureegee: Ok...
  • 9:58Hiddenlich????: He knew you would try to seek a Forerunner
  • 9:58ExtraWeeseePureegee: And let me guess, he's hiding Vorxeegee now
  • 9:58Hiddenlich????: ...
  • ????: Wrong.
  • 9:58ExtraWeeseePureegee: Oh
  • Pureegee: Well I'm not exactly going to be willing to come and meet this Crota, since everyone I've met today has been pissed over the precursors being dead and all...
  • 9:59Hiddenlich????: Don't worry. You won't have to meet him
  • 10:00ExtraWeeseePureegee: Then what are you here for...
  • 10:00Hiddenlich*The mysterious figure stands up
  • *A trilobite circles where he was sitting
  • ????: I am here...
  • *Yeroz looks around the cavern
  • ????: To introduce you to the last of your predecessors.
  • 10:01ExtraWeeseePureegee: The sealed precursors?
  • Pureegee: Or do you mean Vorxeegee...
  • 10:02Hiddenlich*The trilobite crawls over to ????
  • ????: Shenzu
  • *The trilobite vanishes
  • *A portal opens from the ceiling of the cavern, and Vorxeegee falls out of it
  • 10:03ExtraWeeseePureegee: I shouldn't even be surprised you can make portals like that
  • 10:03Hiddenlich*Vorxeegee stands up and cracks his neck
  • Vorxeegee: *Clearing his throat* Hello, replacement...
  • 10:03ExtraWeeseePureegee: And judging by this energy, this is Vorxeegee
  • Pureegee: replacement?...
  • 10:04HiddenlichVorxeegee: You know what I am right? I am a Forerunner, the ones that were created before you
  • 10:04ExtraWeeseePureegee: Yes
  • Pureegee: I just didn't expect replacement to be the first thing you called me
  • 10:04HiddenlichVorxeegee: Well, if you think about it, that is what you are
  • 10:04ExtraWeeseePureegee: Not anymore
  • 10:05HiddenlichVorxeegee: Then what are you? A defect?
  • Vorxeegee: *Snickers* A defect like I was during the bloody war that brought me here?
  • 10:05ExtraWeeseePureegee: Wow you're overly hostile
  • Pureegee: You know the precursors were defeated right?
  • Pureegee: By me and 2 others basically
  • 10:06Hiddenlich*Vorxeegee's smile reduces to a straight face
  • Vorxeegee: SO YOU ARE MY REPLACEMENT!
  • Vorxeegee: YOU DID WHAT I COULD HAVE NEVER DONE!
  • *Vorxeegee starts laughing uncontrollably
  • 10:06ExtraWeeseePureegee: Well, in a way I guess
  • Pureegee: But it's not like I actually killed them
  • Pureegee: I sealed one, forced one into a black hole, and the third guy is playing cards and being depressed
  • Pureegee: But uh...could you please control yourself a little better...
  • 10:07HiddenlichVorxeegee: I am proud of you!
  • Vorxeegee: Honestly!
  • *Yeroz is confused
  • 10:08ExtraWeeseePureegee: Well that's good at least
  • 10:09HiddenlichVorxeegee: But here's my question: Why did you come to find me when you have the Trolliverse in your fist?
  • 10:09ExtraWeeseePureegee: I don't really care about dominating and ruling that much
  • Pureegee: I dominated my own domain, basically untouched, for millions of years
  • Pureegee: I wanted info, a use, a purpose
  • Pureegee: Like you, I was kept in the dark about everything and got sick of it
  • 10:10HiddenlichVorxeegee: So they repeated their errors?
  • 10:11ExtraWeeseePureegee: Yes but with a lot less people this time
  • 10:12HiddenlichVorxeegee: They should have decided to lead the Multiverse on their own instead of being lazy
  • 10:12ExtraWeeseePureegee: That's the thing...they did
  • Pureegee: But they decided to recruit mortals into this program/army thing and have a bunch of spies to know the mortals every move basically
  • Pureegee: Instead of just using me when I developed a way to summon almost anything at will
  • 10:13HiddenlichVorxeegee: So they wanted to control the governments of the *snickers* mortals? I'm sorry, but that is hilarious.
  • Vorxeegee: I'm surprised they gave you as much power as they did
  • 10:13ExtraWeeseePureegee: I don't even know what they did honestly
  • Pureegee: They called the group the elementix, and it seems to function properly, protecting shit and watching over the place
  • Pureegee: But then when something happened they just kind of flopped
  • 10:14HiddenlichVorxeegee: Typical
  • 10:14ExtraWeeseePureegee: They even fought us when we battled the remaining precursors and just stood there after Deegee fell into the black hole
  • Pureegee: Of course I need SOME sort of army to battle an upcoming threat but, still
  • 10:15HiddenlichVorxeegee: Upcoming threat? After you ousted the Precursors out of power?
  • 10:15ExtraWeeseePureegee: I think my friend and I would be more interested in you if you could come with me and Yeroz here
  • Pureegee: My son is trying to overthrow me along with a being of reality warping
  • 10:15HiddenlichVorxeegee: ...
  • 10:16ExtraWeeseePureegee: I can't defeat him without a seal and we don't have one big enough anymore
  • 10:16HiddenlichVorxeegee: So what do you want me to do?
  • 10:17ExtraWeeseePureegee: Well I don't really expect you to fight, but at least come back to the old precursor temples, my buddy Impureegee is trying to decipher the stuff there
  • Pureegee: And yes he is literally just part of me that got segregated into his own being, but he's changed a lot
  • 10:18HiddenlichVorxeegee: Alright
  • Vorxeegee: I will help you.
  • 10:18ExtraWeeseePureegee: Great
  • 10:18Hiddenlich*The Agent of Crota looks at his watch
  • 10:18ExtraWeeseePureegee: So uh...Crota agent
  • 10:18Hiddenlich????: My objective is complete.
  • 10:18ExtraWeeseePureegee: Ok then
  • 10:19Hiddenlich????: Fortunately, you will probably never see me again
  • ????: I say fortunately because you don't want to know what would happen if I was sent to you
  • 10:19ExtraWeeseePureegee: Yeah...
  • 10:20Hiddenlich*???? grabs a protruding rock and opens a rock-door to darkness
  • 10:20ExtraWeeseePureegee: So anyway, let's get going Vorxeegee
  • 10:20Hiddenlich*He enters it, and disappears
  • Vorxeegee: Lead the way, promised one!
  • 10:20ExtraWeesee*Pureegee outputs another aura for Yeroz*

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