Pureegee: The origin of this multiverse, and the precursors
Pureegee: What happened in the war with the forerunners
Pureegee: Questions like that, we want answers
7:12Finn168719Chroneegee: Okay, Aagee is acting like a wannabe Zeus because he's the youngest.
7:12ExtraWeeseePureegee: I don't know if you two do, but that's what's happening right now
Pureegee: And it's very important that you two come to an elementix meeting happening in about 2 days
7:12ExtraWeeseePureegee: There may still be a living forerunner
7:13Finn168719Chroneegee: And what to do with the GeeHell threat.
7:13ExtraWeeseePureegee: I can't possibly hope to sense his energy with all the gods scattered about
Pureegee: So I summoned every god I could to the meeting in 2 days
7:14HiddenlichGalaxeegee: *To Chroneegee* Send the mortals away and assign new leaders
7:14ExtraWeeseePureegee: We also obtained a forerunner ai
Pureegee: Which will assist us
7:14HiddenlichGalaxeegee: So, we can come out of hiding now and get back to our jobs?
Pureegee: I'll even try to get you guys more powerful as well
Pureegee: Assuming you'll do something and not just lounge around
7:16HiddenlichGalaxeegee: As long as we aren't threatened with death we will work
7:16ExtraWeeseePureegee: Then it's settled
Pureegee: Now excuse me while I go try to put the precursors in stasis
Pureegee flies off to get Cheegee first, since he's the more loyal precursor*
7:18Finn168719Pureegee stumbled into Cheegee, who is using Krokoweedcaine
7:18HiddenlichCheegee: Eh, Pure*cough*gee...
Cheegee: Want to try this hubris here?
7:19ExtraWeeseePureegee: Uh, no thanks...
Pureegee: I just came here to attend to you
Pureegee starts surrounding Cheegee in an aura*
7:19HiddenlichCheegee: We're both guys, man...
Cheegee: You are not one of those cute little hookers from across the hall...
7:19ExtraWeeseePureegee: I didn't mean THAT kind of attending
Pureegee: I meant more like in a literal sense, not a...whatever it is the mortals use it for
7:20HiddenlichCheegee: THEN WHAT THE **** DO YOU MEAN THEN YOU PIECE OF ROTTEN FLESH?
7:20ExtraWeeseePureegee: Well as you can see you're wrapped in an aura
Pureegee: And now
7:20HiddenlichCheegee: MORE DRUGS!
Pureegee powers up more*
Pureegee: YOU WILL BE SEALED IN STASIS
Pureegee tries to harden the aura into a weird material like he did with himself*
The aura solidifies
Cheegee is now trapped inside
Vieegee walks into Cheegee's drug den
Vieegee: HEY CHEEGEE, I MADE A NEW MEME WITH PE-
whatever music is playing cuts off*
7:23Finn168719Vieegee appears to have his fellow Meme Raiders as his body guards
7:23ExtraWeeseePureegee: Um hi
Vieegee stares at Pureegee and remembers what he did to Lord Deegee
7:24Finn168719With Pepe as part of his bodyguards
7:24ExtraWeeseePureegee: Can we talk about this...
7:24ExtraWeeseePureegee: I know you used to be pro-forerunner...
Pureegee: I'm looking for Vorxeegee
7:25ExtraWeeseePureegee: Eh eh, what do you think?
7:25HiddenlichVieegee: You are spewing sh*t again, right?
7:25ExtraWeeseePureegee: No I'm serious
Pureegee: If you come with me I can show you a forerunner ai
7:25HiddenlichVieegee: You are just going to wipe me from existence like you did to Lord Deegee
7:25HiddenlichVieegee: I would rather die fighting you then be dishonored!
7:25ExtraWeeseePureegee: Lord Deegee screamed and immediately attacked
Vieegee takes out his bow staff
7:26ExtraWeeseePureegee: Clearly you think more than he does...
he teleports a grand total of 10 feet above*
with the sealed Cheegee*
Vieegee and the Meme Raiders charge through the wall and trip on each other
Pureegee flies into the sky*
7:27ExtraWeeseePureegee: YOU CAN'T EVEN CATCH ME YOU DUMB B**CH
7:27Finn168719brb my sister will do homework
7:27ExtraWeeseePureegee: WHO LEAVES A YINGOR WEAPON JUST LYING AROUND ANYWAY
Finn168719 has left the chat.
Pureegee and Cheegee are now in the planet's exosphere
7:28ExtraWeeseePureegee: No seriously is he gonna chase me or...
Pureegee: I mean I COULD just come back for him but I'm already here
Vieegee punches Pureegee in the back of the head
Pureegee: Vieegee seriously I know how the war started!
7:31HiddenlichVieegee: I WILL NOT BE USED BY A REPLACEMENT TO THE MASTER RACE!
Vieegee starts chucking computers with memes on them at Pureegee
But they just float in space
7:31ExtraWeeseePureegee: I KNOW THE FORERUNNERS FOUND THE TRUTH
Pureegee: THAT THEY WERE JUST A LEGACY
7:31ExtraWeeseePureegee: AND THEN VORXEEGEE ATTACKED DEEGEE AND...he didn't succeed that's for sure
Pureegee: He framed Deegee for killing his bud even though he killed that guy himself
7:32HiddenlichVieegee: Why do you want to find Vorxeegee? To have tea with him and play chess?
7:32ExtraWeeseePureegee: Well he probably knows a lot
Pureegee: Besides, it's weird knowing there's a forerunner hiding from someone who doesn't exist anymore...
7:33HiddenlichVieegee: Maybe he doesn't want to be found.
Vieegee: Maybe he wants to live the rest of his days hiding in the snad.
7:33ExtraWeeseePureegee: I don't know jack shit Vieegee. And I doubt you'll answer all the questions we have
7:34HiddenlichVieegee: Even if I did answer all of the questions, what will you give me? A gold star and some bubblegum?
Pureegee: I CAN kill you right now you know, even if it would cause a lot of damage to the universe again
Pureegee: I mean, what's the point of even having multiple gods if you just have one super god who can do everything everywhere at anytime
Vieegee stops hovering
He starts falling towards the surface of the planet
Pureegee: Did you fall asleep?
7:36HiddenlichVieegee: BECOME "THE SUPER GOD" THEN!
7:36ExtraWeeseePureegee: Whatever then...
Vieegee continues to fall until he hits a building and causes it to explode
7:37ExtraWeeseePureegee: It's not like the inheritors were denied access to knowledge just like the forerunners for stupid reasons
Pureegee: The only reason was so we wouldn't know we're useless
Pureegee takes Cheegee and flies off*
Meanwhile, at Lord Deegee's temple
Impureegee starts to laugh like a mad man
Impureegee senses Pureegee returning*
7:39HiddenlichImpureegee: SHE'S MORE OF A LUNATIC THAN I WAS WHEN I HAD THE-
Impureegee: Oh, um. Yeah.
7:40ExtraWeeseePureegee: Good news and bad news mate
Pureegee: I got Cheegee here in a stasis chamber
7:40HiddenlichImpureegee: And the bad news?
Pureegee: He didn't want to help us, he got very angry when I mentioned Vorxeegee
7:41HiddenlichImpureegee: ... Interesting...
7:41ExtraWeeseePureegee: Then he just fell down into the planet
7:41HiddenlichImpureegee: So he committed self-righteous suicide?
7:41ExtraWeeseePureegee: He says Vorxeegee doesn't want to be found though
Pureegee: Oh no I don't think he killed himself
Pureegee: But I may have to go back and try to fight him until I can either put him in stasis or kill him, preferably the former
Impureegee: I am not giving any input in this situation
7:42ExtraWeeseePureegee: Alright then
Pureegee: What did you find here though
7:43HiddenlichImpureegee: I discovered a stone monolith inside one of the walls of the temple.
7:44ExtraWeeseePureegee: What does that hold?
7:44HiddenlichImpureegee: Come with me. I will show you
7:44ExtraWeeseePureegee: Does it have a spot to store Cheegee?
Impureegee leads Pureegee down a corridor and into a hole in the wall
Pureegee carries Cheegee with him anyway for security*
The monolith is made out of hematite, and its texts are in the Precursor War Language
7:46ExtraWeeseePureegee: Is any of this decipherable?
7:46HiddenlichImpureegee: I deciphered some of it, but it will take me a while to decipher all of it
Impureegee: You see, I can only use my left eye to read it
7:47ExtraWeeseePureegee: Why don't you just make a body with more than one eye?
7:47HiddenlichImpureegee: Its not that.
Impureegee: This eye is gifted with an ancient Precursor power known as "Synthetic Rendering"
Pureegee: And it's impossible to replicate this power?
7:48HiddenlichImpureegee: If you want one of your eyes to have it, you need to obtain the power yourself
Impureegee: And it can only be in one of your eyes
7:49HiddenlichImpureegee: Lord Deegee somehow was able to have two eyes like this, probably because his genetic makeup was completely different than ours
7:49ExtraWeeseePureegee: It makes sense
Pureegee: I'm sure he didn't want the inheritors finding out like the forerunners did
Impureegee: Now, this monolith's texts so far speak of "The Last Generation"
Impureegee: It speaks of them building the temple, conquering the Trolliverse, and constructing life forms
7:52ExtraWeeseePureegee: The last generation of precursors?
Pureegee: Wait that wouldn't make sense
Pureegee: Forerunners were the first godly race of beings that didn't create like other gods did, right?
Impureegee: But, the Precursors barely survived the Forerunner-Precursor Wars.
7:56HiddenlichImpureegee: That could answer the "Last Generation", but what doesn't make sense is that over the millions of years that Precursors prospered in this galaxy, that the survivors would all be apart of one generation.
Pureegee: I mean it sounds disgusting but why else would Deegee be obsessed with geemen
7:57HiddenlichImpureegee: We don't know of a surviving female of the Precursors to confirm this
Impureegee: Unless if the Precursors are hermaphrodites, but I never looked at the Precursors naked.
7:57ExtraWeeseePureegee: Oh god
Pureegee: I don't want to know
Pureegee: What I don't get is why would they even NEED to reproduce that way
Pureegee: They are a race of gods who created the multiverse
Pureegee: Whoever created them clearly had enough power to make more
7:59HiddenlichImpureegee: Perhaps we are part of an endless cycle of creation, bloodshed, reclamation, creation, bloodshed, reclamation, creation, and so forth
Impureegee: The Precursors could have very well killed their creators, just as their creators did before them
Pureegee: But then who would be the first
Pureegee: It'd be funny if there was this giant omni-everything being just sitting in a chair watching all of this
8:01HiddenlichYeroz: Maybe life occurred by accident and created the primordial race of "gods" that created this long cycle.
Yeroz: I don't know. I feel like a mortal questioning the origin of the universe.
Pureegee: There are other dimensions too
8:02ExtraWeeseePureegee: I wonder if we could get permission from whoever runs them to come in and look around
Pureegee: After we're done finding the answers...
8:03HiddenlichImpureegee: If they are still alive...
The temple rumbles
8:03ExtraWeeseePureegee: Someone else is here?!
Impureegee runs to the temple entrance
Impureegee: DRUNK MORTALS AGAIN!
Russian: I wanted... a sip... of... voodka...
8:04ExtraWeeseePureegee: How are there mortals in a temple like this...
The Russian falls out of the car
Pureegee floats over to the entrance with Cheegee*
8:05HiddenlichImpureegee: Lord Deegee never truly hid this place like you did with the core
8:06ExtraWeeseePureegee: What if I just smacked them with this stasis thing
Pureegee: For fun
8:06HiddenlichRussian 2: HEY, WANKER! CAN YOU PUSH THIS SPACE CRAFT OUT OF HERE?
8:07ExtraWeeseePureegee: Such rude mortals
Pureegee: Reclaimers my ass
Yeroz shoots an energy beam at the second Russian
Yeroz: Vulgar only leads to ignorance you know!
Russian 2: EAT LEAD THEN!
The Russian pulls out a pistol and starts shooting at Yeroz