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Marmites. Marmites roam the streets. Some have average intelligence, while others have gotten smarter.
-Pickelodeon : The Marmites have infected Schmickleodeon. We must stop them before they infect everyone.
-Gabgee : But how?
-Pickleodeon: We will use my Army. Gather your troops.
-Armageddongee: Yes sir!
-Swagomon: I'll help too.
-*Everyone goes out and starts fighting Marmites*
-Pickleodeon: Pickleodeon Army, ATTACK!
-*The Pickleodeon Army starts shooting the marmites with their GeeGuns*
-Breegee: Egad! What are those huge Marmites?!
-Gabgee: Those are Mar Gars. They are huge and can give birth to marmites.
-???: Marmites, ATTACK!
-*A big war goes on*
-Marmlalleo: YOU WILL DIE!
It was a big battle. There was shooting everywhere.
-Pickleodeon: Limegreelleo, status report.
-Limegreelleo: Greelleo has been infected.
-Pickleodeon: What?! Oh no!
-*a drop pod falls from the sky*
-*Marmlalleo calls his brothers, Marmeemee, Darude-Sandstorm, and Marmude-Marmandstorm*
-*containing smart marmites*
-Gabgee: Thank goodness I always carry FFR Protectant
-*a marmite punches Gabgee*
-Just fight off the marmites
-*Gabgee kills the marmite*
-*Limegreelleo and Drolagnerd get infected*
-Gabgee: Nice try
-Breegee: Pickleodeon, we are losing troops!
-*10,000 Marmites appears and infect Gabgee*
- (Gabgee does Zantetsuken before anything major)
-*Spin dashes into a marmite and the marmite dies*
-Darude-Sandstorm: Fellow Marmites, Destroy Everybody!
-Swagomon: Anything with, which I can help?
-Pickleodeon: Yes, you have to kill Marmlalleo and his brothers!
-Gabgee: I should have known Darude was the mastermind of this plan
-Marmite #1: *farts*
-Marmite #2: Hey!
-*Heat beams Marmlalleo and his brothers*
-Gabgee: They're endless
-*A Sandworm (Pretend it's a gigantic marmite) appears
-*the fart reaches Pickleodeon turning him into Grickleodeon*
-Gabgee: I'll help
-Marmite #3 : LOL FFR FART! SO LOGICAL!
-???: Send in the pregnant Mar Gars
-*Drop pods fall and pregnant Mar Gars are in them*
-Swagomon: *Flies away disgusted*
-*They start eating things around them to stay healthy*
-Grickleodeon: Graw Grap, Grow Gri Gran Gronly Greak Greature! Grait... GRUST GRILL
-Swagomon: And I thought that the gonarch was disgusting.
-*The Mar Gar hisses at Swagomon*
-Swagomon: WHAT DO YOU EXPECT?!
-*Grickleodeon starts killing everything, including the good guys and the marmites*
-*Mar Gar Shrugs*
- (The Sandworm bites Swagomon, he turns to Gragamon)
-???: Send in rainbow radiation marmites along with smart troops
-Breegee: Oh no! Grickleodeon is heading towards the random revival button!
-*The gender bender gun floats in A Weegee Clone’s hand*
-*Drop pods with Mega Mar Gars, Mar Gars, and the marmites mentioned above fall*
-*Gragamon removes the gender bender gun*
-*Grickleodeon accidentally presses the button and revives the Marmlalleo bros.*
-*Gragamon saw where the drop pod fell from*
-Marmeemee: Yes! We are back!
-*The Gender Bender Gun floats in Gab’s hand*
-Marmude-Marmandstorm: Hooray! YOU WILL DIE
-*Marmites start infecting people with Rainbow radiation then taking control of them (Execpt Grickleodeon (Not controlled))*
-Rainbow Grickleodeon: Grew! Gri Gram Grin Grontroll Gragain... Grut Gri Gran't Greak Grenglish...
-*The marmites aren't getting enough leverage to go on forever*
-Darude-Sandstorm: Brothers I am going back to the nest
-???: This could be a problem...
-Marmlalleo: Yes these guys are tough... we should all go...
-(Gabgee turns into Demon Gabgee)
-Marmeemee: AND NOW!! IT’S DEMON GABGEE!!!
-???: Send in all available troops to one location, make sure it's marmite habitable after an hour.
-Marmeemee: AND NOW!! IT’S DEMON GABGEE!!!
-*Hundreds of drop pods fall in one forest*
-DG: TAKE THIS!!
-*The Forest starts becoming marmite infested*
-*Demon Gabgee does Apocogeddonnovalypse*
-*Marmlalleo, Marmeemee, and Marmude-Marmandstorm follow Darude-Sandstorm to "the nest"*
-*a.k.a. the giant ship that no one sees*
-Marmimegreelleo: How come I haven't talked? Anyway you will die.
-*After Gabgee’s attack, Some Marmites die, a lot of them are injured, and some survive*
-*Marmimegreelleo teams up with Marmdrolagnerd to destroy the good guys*
-*Meanwhile, at The Nest…*
-???: How's the marmite forest plan going?
-???: Not good
-Marmlalleo: Master, we are back
-???: (In response to the other ???) What?! How come?
-??? : That Gabgee dude injured a lot of them. And killed some
-???: So...it's going to be that way huh?
-Marmeemee: Yes those guys are tough, eh master?
-???: Send all our troops back to the ship at once!
-???: Yes sir!
-???: We will have one final assault
- ???: Marmlalleo Bros.! Get to the ship!
-*All the marmites latch on to the mar gars, who latch on to the mega mar gars, who jump in the air and back to the ship*
-Marmlalleo: Yes master!
- (Demon Gabgee reverts back to Gabgee)
-Marmimegreelleo: Marmdrolagnerd, we have to get back to the ship
-*Everyone returns to the ship*
-*Everyone alive, that is*
-???: Attention everyone!
-???: We have been fighting this war for a while!
-???: This has been planned, and unfortunately
-???: I have come down to my last plan
-???: That is?
-Marmlalleo: What is that master
-???: We will all come down onto the planet in one area, and assault them!
-???: Including me...
-3:51Gabeharrison49???: But boss!
-*??? Is Marmitegee*
-???: You haven't fought in years!
-Marmitegee: I have to!
-The other ??? Is Marmimickleodeon, The marmite infected Schmickleodeon
-Marmitegee: If I can't lead you directly then this will fail!
-???: Okay boss, I understand.
-Marmimickleodeon: Yes master?
-Marmitegee: Stay on the ship, we might need it
-Marmitegee: Unless I tell you otherwise
-Marmimickleodeon: Yes master
- Marmitegee: Keep it from being invaded and crashed.
-Marmlalleo: What do I do?
-???: You…Help Us Fight
-Marmlalleo bros.: OK !
-???: Fight intruders
-Marmitegee: Everyone else, get to the drop pods, prepare for the assault!
-???: YES SIR
Meanwhile, where the good guys are...
-Gabgee: Geez, Thank goodness that's over.
-*Marmitegee, Mega mar gars, mar gars, marmites, Marmlalleo bros, and all who were controlled by the marmites land in the forest
-Gabgee: WHAT THE?
-*it sends off a massive shock wave*
-Armageddongee: LAH HI PIPPOL
-*marmites take the lead*
-*mar gars are just behind them as security*
-Rainbow Grickleodeon: Greel Gre Grath Grof gry GRIKED GROXING GROVES
-*Rainbow Grickleodeon punches the leading marmite group*
-*except the good guys*
-Breegee: Pickleodeon Army! Attack!
-*The Pickleodeon Army Attacks*
-Marmitegee: Marmites, some of you go scatter off to the sides, look for any civilians
-Marmitegee: Turn them into us...
-Braizeh: NO! I've been bitten........
-*A mega mar gar gives birth to 300 marmites*
-Breegee: Braizeh No!
-Marmbraizeh: HAH HAH HAH
-Marmlalleo: Brothers, Kill the enemy!
-*The neighborhood nearby slowly becomes marmite infected*
-Darude-Sandstorm: I will kill the enemies using annoying Youtube comments!
-???: Now... Marmites and Mar Gars... ATTACK THEM!
*Marmeemee declares himself leader of the infected neighborhood*
-Marmitegee: Mega mar gars, crush any high powered force they got! Except the pregnant ones, unless I say so.
-Gabgee: stupid (slashes a marmite) frickin (slashes another) Marmites!
-*Rainbow Grickleodeon gets in a fight with Marmude-Marmandstorm
-*A marmite infected Weegee clone charges at Gabgee*
-Gabgee: AHH!! (Does Zantetsuken to buy time)
-???: This is going well
*He kills the marmites*
-???: Never mind
-Rainbow Grickleodeon: Grit grould greally grelp grif Gri grould greak Grenglish!
-Marmitegee: Marmites infect everything around you! Make more marmite territory!
-*Breegee finds a jetpack and uses it to escape*
-*Gabgee turns into destruction Gabgee*
-Marmbraizeh: FEEL THE WRATH OF GIRL POWER!
-*More marmites are being born as we speak*
-Bralleo: We are screwed...
-Marmitegee: This "Gabgee" fellow could be a problem...
-???: Let me deal with him.
-*A mega mar gar crushes a house*
- (??? is Grarmeegee)
-Marmitegee: Well well well, aren't you feeling up for the task Grarmeegee
-Grarmeegee: Yep... I'm ready to kill this Gabgee fellow
-Marmlalleo: Let's brainwash this Gabgee fellow with Dimenteegee's technology
-Marmitegee: Ok, but let me do something first
-Destruction Gabgee: HA TRY!
-Marmlalleo: Whatever you say, master...
-Grarmeegee: Go ahead
-*Marmitegee spreads around Super DNA to the infected people*
-Destruction Gabgee: You can't infect me
-Marmitegee: Wasn't trying to...
-*Gabgee Does a megaton punch to Marmitegee*
-Marmalleo: How come I haven't appeared anywhere else in this role-play?
-*All the infected Weegee clones become Suteegee clones*
-Grarmeegee: DIE GABGEE!!!
-(He sneaks up behind Gabgee and stabs him)
Meanwhile, at the marmite nest...
-*Suddenly, a rocket is heading towards it*
*along with Malleo*
- (BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM )
-*The explosion is seen where the others are*
-*Marmimickleodeon flies to another location*
-Grarmeegee: That Gabgee fellow is no dead
-Marmitegee: *through contact* Marmimickleodeon! Status!
-Marmimickleodeon: NOT GOOD
-Marmitegee: What happened!?
-Marmimickleodeon: The Nest blew up
-Sutrainbow Grickleodeon: I was affected by that Suteegee thing earlier... now I can speak English! Yay!
-Marmitegee: Get over here immediately!
-Marmimickleodeon: Yes sir!
-Marmitegee: EVERYONE LISTEN UP! IT'S ALL OR NOTHING NOW!
-Grarmeegee: Gabgee died. They have no defense now.
-Marmlalleo bros.: (in response to Marmitegee’s command) YES SIR
-Marmitegee: MARMITES SPREAD THE MARMITE! MAR GARS, DESTROY EVERYTHING NO ONE CARES ABOUT
-Grarmeegee: And what should I do?
-Marmitegee: MEGA MAR GARS...*sees one giving birth*
-*The Mar Gars destroy Justin Bieber*
-Marmitegee: Just keep doing what you're doing Mega mar gars...
-Marmitegee: As for the rest of us, we should keep order in certain areas, make sure we aren't being compromised
-Marmitegee: I will stay here and make sure our central area isn't attacked
-Grarmeegee: Yes sir!
-Marmimickleodeon: You want then to keep giving birth?
-Marmitegee: Grarmeegee, make sure the marmite is spread well; I don't want to have to do it myself.
-Grarmeegee: Yes sir!
-Marmitegee: Marmimickleodeon, Keep security watch around the outskirt
-Grarmeegee: Now I spread the marmites
Meanwhile, the Pickleodeon Army is fighting against Marmeemee’s army of infected neighbors.
-*Gabgee's Son comes over and see's Gabgee's dead body*
-*infected Suteegee Clones are roaming the streets*
-Kronogee: WHAT THE?!
-Kronogee: Who did this?
-Marmitegee: Ok, so if we keep this up, we'll be able to start making more mar gars and mega mar gars
-*talking to no one in particular*
-*Kronogee attacks Marmitegee*
-Sutrainbow Grickleodeon: Guys, I don't know if we are going to win...
-Marmitegee: Mar gars! Attack!
-*Mar gars jump at Kronogee*
-Kronogee: Only a god can kill me.
-*He destroys the Mar Gars*
-Marmitegee: Oooh, a god you say?
-*Some marmites sneak up on Kronogee*
-Kronogee: I sense something
-Sutrainbow Grickleodeon: I'm tired of this! *calls Weegee*
-Marmitegee: You sense something. You're surrounded by marmite territory
-Marmitegee: What do you think you could be sensing besides Marmite
-Kronogee: A corpse and some ugly Fakegees
-Weegee: What the heck is this? I haven't seen fighting this bad since the last Fakegee War!
-*Marmites sneak up right behind Kronogee*
-Kronogee: Thank Pureegee you're here!
-Marmitegee: Mega Mar gars, how's the birth doing?
-Weegee: Speaking of which...
-*A mega mar gar gives birth to a mar gar*
-Marmimickleodeon: It's still gross
-*Pureegee shows up*
-Kronogee: You guys need to help
-Marmitegee: Excellent, Mar gars are being produced as well!
-Marmimickleodeon: Uh, boss? Look.
-Pureegee: Weegee and I will help you guys stop the Marmites.
-Marmitegee: Just wait
-Marmitegee: They won't see it coming...
-*Pureegee turns into Puracuubi as a disguise*
-*Secretly, under the marmite ground, many marmites are ready to attack*
-*The ones from, like, five minutes ago*
-Kronogee: Weegee, Thanks for helping me out.
-*Marmites crawl up Kronogee’s back*
-Puracuubi: Marmites I will join you *winks at Weegee and Kronogee*
-Kronogee: Wait, I feel something
-Marmitegee: What is this? Why does someone want to join us?
-Grarmeegee: Weegee. Nice seeing you again.
-Weegee: Nega Weegee...
-Marmitegee: So you want to join us, person
-*Grarmeegee kills Kronogee*
-Grarmeegee: Now how’ll you win?
-Marmitegee: Then we will inject you with Marmite Radiation
-Marmitegee: Otherwise you'd probably get killed from the mar gars
-Puracuubi: Wait what
-*Marmitegee spreads around MR and it infects Puracuubi*
-Grarmeegee: I know you're Pureegee. I’m not a fool.
-Marmitegee: Either way, he's now infected
-Marmitegee: You wouldn't think I'd just let someone JOIN the marmites?
-Marmitegee: I'm a marmite, you're a marmite, and WE’RE ALL MARMITES IN OUR OWN LITTLE MARMITE WORLD
-*Weegee uses Weegee stare to turn 40% of all marmites into Weegee clones*
-Grarmeegee: Enough Weegee
-Marmitegee: Congratulations Weegee, you just turned my marmites into Weegee Clones, who still have marmite in them...
-Marmitegee: So you just made them stronger
-*He strangles Weegee*
-Sutrainbow Grickleodeon: Pureegee must have gotten bad plan disease... but how is that possible? He's a god!
-Marmitegee: Mar gars, start giving birth to marmites
-Grarmeegee: No one can stop us
-*Marmites start being born*
-*Grarmeegee then punches Weegee in the face so hard he gets knocked out*
-Marmitegee: So Pureegee, how does it feel being a marmite?
-*Everybody suddenly sees a missile with Boozuh's emblem on it*
-Grarmeegee: Hmph! (He shoots the bullet which explodes)
-Marmitegee: A missile?! No! Get back! Get back!
-Grarmeegee: Yeah... try again Bowsah
-Marmitegee: Great job, it nearly blew us up
-Marmitegee: I'm going to contact someone...
-Grarmeegee: But it didn't
-Boozuh: It's Boozuh! And many of my minions are marmites as well. GET THEM LOYAL MARMITES
-*Marmitegee contacts Marmimickleodeon*
-Marmimickleodeon: WHAT NOW?!
-Marmitegee: Have the marmites invaded the army bases yet?
-Marmitegee: Send any infected ones here!
-Marmimickleodeon: ALL MARMITE SOLDIERS GO TO MARMITEGEE IMMEDIATELY!
-Marmimickleodeon: We have taken down the base of The Chaeskayke Jr. Army. Devingee is on our side now...
-*The soldiers arrive*
-Marmitegee: Boozuh thinks he can invade during our invasion! Using OUR marmites against us! HE WILL FAIL
-Meanwhile, Boozuh's Mega Mar Gars Are fighting against Marmitegee's Mega Mar Gars.
-Grarmeegee: Gabgee and Kronogee down, Check. 90% of population marmite infected, Check. Weegee knocked out, Check.
-*Marmitegee flies into a Boozuh mega mar gar*
-*he goes through it*
-Grarmeegee: Ultimate Marmite God on our side, Check!
-*Purmarmacuubi attacks Boozuh’s capital ship*
-*One of Boozuh's Mega Mar Gars gives birth*
-*Mar Gars start attacking the new borns*
-Grarmeegee: I had enough of this crap
-Boozuh: That's it! I'm getting Puroozuh!
-Grarmeegee: I'm taking over Marmitegee.
-Grarmeegee: And I'm killing you
-Grarmeegee: Along with all these marmites.
-Marmitegee: Purmarmacuubi! Get him!
-*Grarmeegee punches through Marmitegee*
-*Purmarmacuubi is too late*
-*Marmites regenerate Marmitegee*
-Marmitegee: I command the marmites.
-*Puroozuh shows up and uses his god powers to destroy all of the Weegee clone marmites*
-Marmitegee: I AM THE MARMITE!
-Grarmeegee: *He continuously attacks Marmitegee*
-*Marmitegee turns into Rainbow Radiated Marmitegee*
-Grarmeegee: Hmph, fine
-*He blows up the whole area*
-*Marmites come out of the ground*
-*Puroozuh reverts Purmarmacuubi back into Pureegee/Puracuubi*
-Puracuubi: *Turns back into Pureegee* Puroozuh!
-Marmitegee: I don't understand Grarmeegee
-Grarmeegee: No one except Weegee can kill me. AND I KILLED HIM!
-Marmitegee: Don't be so sure!
-*Marmitegee summons mega mar gars*
-*Grarmeegee kills them*
-Marmitegee: I was going to fuse with them...
-Grarmeegee: Too late
-*Marmitegee summons MORE mega mar gars*
-*Grarmeegee kills them*
-*Marmitegee fuses with the infected ground and marmites in it*
- (Grarmeegee kills them before they appear*
-*Marmitegee fuses with something related to marmites and becomes MarGargee*
-Grarmeegee: Okay I had it! (He destroys MarGargee's soul so he never returns)
-*The mar-creatures are enraged*
-*They start fusing*
-*First the marmites start fusing…*
-*Then the mar gars…*
-*And the mega mar gars after a minute*
-Grarmeegee: You won't kill me…
-*When they finished, an explosive wave came out*
-Grarmeegee: YOU CAN'T KILL ME
-*A form resembling Ultimate Mega MarGargee*
-*Grarmeegee flies straight through the Ultra Marmite*
-*It blocks him*
-Marmlalleo: What is going on?!
-*We’re just going to call it Ultra Mega Mar gar*
-*He blasts Grarmeegee with a rainbow fireball*
-Armageddongee: *Eating a sandvich* Mmmmm
-*Ultra Mega Mar Gar is spreading the marmite infection to the ground around him*
-Weegee: Stop now.
-Grarmeegee: What the-?
-*Ultra Mega Mar Gar turns around*
-Ultra Mega Mar Gar: HISS!!!
-*Weegee rips Grarmeegee’s head off*
-*He turns into Ultimate Weegee*
-*Ultra Mega Mar Gar eats Grarmeegee’s remains*
-Ultimate Weegee: ULTIMATE STAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARE
-Marmlalleo bros.: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
-*Ultra Mega Mar Gar defuses*
-*However there are thousands of mar-creatures surrounding Weegee*
-Darude-Sandstorm: W-What happened?
-*A marmite tells him through telepathy that Marmitegee died*
-*The Mar-creatures all jump at Weegee*
-Weegee: Stupid Worms.
-Marmude-Marmandstorm: KILL HIM
-*All the mar-creatures are piled on top of Weegee trying to bite him
-Weegee: YOU KNOW WHAT?
-Marmude-Marmandstorm: HE KILLED MARMITEGEE
- *Weegee turns into God Weegee*
-Marmlalleo: Oh crap...
-*All the mar-creatures fly away from the transformation*
-*God Weegee does Giga Weegee Blast*
-*They are scattered about the planet*
-Meanwhile, Marmeemee’s army of infected neighbors are defeated by what’s left of the Pickleodeon army.
-*Weegee goes to Gabgee*
-Marmbraizeh: I'm going to Marmimickleodeon!
-Weegee: Let’s finish this. *Charges death stare*
-*The planet explodes*
-*Most people on it die, however some are blown to the forest-filled moon orbiting the planet*
-Weegee: Here ya go
-Patrick: And everyone died! ... The End
-Weegee: Patrick, instead of announcing false endings how about you help us?
-*Patrick gets infected By Marmites*
-Weegee: I guess that’s out of the question.
-Gabgee: Hey I'm alive! Thanks Weegee!
-Weegee: No problem... wait. Is that, Impureegee?
-Sling King: Hey guys i found- Impureegee? What?
-Meanwhile, elsewhere on the Forest Moon, The remaining marmites are discussing who their new leader should be.
-Marmalleo: I should be the new leader because I was the first person to ever become Marmite infected.
-Marmimickleodeon: I agree.
-Marmbraizeh: Me too.
-Marmatrick: Uh, I don't agree.
-Marmlalleo: I guess becoming Marmite Infected didn't make Patrick any smarter.
-???: I will be the leader
-Marmalalleo: Who the heck are you?!
-???: A man who never dies...
-Marmalalleo: Grr... You can't just burge in here!
-???: Yes I can! (He freezes Marmalalleo). ALL WILL BOW DOWN TO ME!!
-Marmeemee: *bows down to ???* Master, Please unfreeze by brother! Darude-Sandstorm, Marmude-Marmandstorm and I will talk some sense into him!
-???: Okay, fine. (He unfreezes Marmalalleo).
Someone enters where they are, breaking the walls by punching them
-Greegee: YOU WERE THINKING WITHOUT ME, IDIOTS!
-???: WHO'S THIS GIT?
-Greegee: YOUR DEATH, MURMSCUM! MY UNIVERSE GOT INVADED BY THOSE ANNOYING INFECTING INSECTS! MY PRECIOUS FFR IS GETTING LESS PURE, AND DO YOU KNOW WHAT THIS MEANS!?
-???: Yell at me again, and you'll be frozen between time and space. I AM THE NEW VILLAIN.
-Greegee: *Takes a Death Note hided as a normal book* Okay, I accept. I just wanna know your name,kay?
-*suddenly Greegee is stabbed in the back by a revived Marmitegee*
-*Greegee suddendly turns into his binary code forms,reverting his damages and turning back into Greegee*
-Greegee: Great, another enemy.
-*Marmitegee looks altered, and has the mark of insanity*
-Marmitegee: I don't think you understaaaaand what's going on *he has level .7 insanity*
-Greegee: And ya' think i came alone,dude!?ANTI-MARMITE TASK FORCE,HERE!
*Maagerio,Gladiogee (Search on greegee wiki for him),Gweeyee and Mellleo appear*
-Marmitegee: Pfff, easy *releases TDR radiation*
-Mellleo: We knew you would have used it,and we prepared our anti-TDR respirators!
-Marmitegee: Hmmph. No matter. *charges up a TDR powered blast*
-Gladiogee launchs on Marmiteegee,trying to Falcon-Punch him*
-*Marmitegee's blast suddenly becomes massive*
-*??? is Assfag*
-Assfag: Yeah, that's right, it's me... THE SPAMLORD
-*Marmitegee fires the blast anyway*
-Squidward appears out of no where. He is carrying the clarinet of eternal horror.
-Squidward: Want to here a new song I made?
-*the blast from Marmitegee explodes and makes stuff rumble*
-Marmatrick: Oh great. Boring old Squidward is here.
-Squidward plays the clarinet of horror. Demonic MarGars appear all of the sudden. They are full of dark energy.
-Greegee: Duh!An army of Marmites.THEY'RE HORRIBLE AS MODERN WEEGEE!
-Gweeyee: Stop this madness or i will begin Mindrape
-*Marmitegee gets angry*
-Marmitegee: ENOUGH OF THIS!!! *blasts Squidward and TDR punches Greegee*
-*The punch doesn't affect Greegee,it instead turns him into Super Hyper Epic Greegee*
-SHEG: GWEEYEE,IT'S YOUR TIME!
-Squidward: Guys, Calm Down! You didn't need to shoot me! I'm a clone of Sqeegee that lost the Weegee Virus! Thus, I have the ability to have forms. One of them is an MR form. I'm on your side!
-Gweeyee became to get crazy,break reality and fourth walls:It's mind-rape time!
-*but before he can do it*
-Assfag: TAKE THAT! If I'm the new villain, I GOTTA ACT LIKE ONE.
-Assfag: Spammer PAWNCH
-(He destroys Gweeyee)
-Squidward: WHAT THE?
-Marmitegee: New allies MUST BE MARMITE RADIATED!!! *he MR's assfag*
-Squidward: I'm already marmite infected! *Turns into Marmsquidward*
-*meanwhile marmites latch onto a group of Weegee clones and control them*
-Epic Jeezgee: *devours multiple marmites*
-Epic Jeezgee: Whoever is loyal to Weegee, You must step forward.
-*A Mega Mar Gar Eats Epic Jeezgee*
-Seeing Gweeyee getting dead,Super Hyper Epic Greegee began to blaze
-Marmitegee: Crap! Somebody stop him!
-Mega Mar Gar regurgitates Epic Jeezgee, who runs away-
-Meanwhile, at No Man's Land-
-Hazmat Scavenger: We must eliminate the source of the Marmite infection. We will fight it to the hive.
-Marmitegee: *thinks* I have to end this fast...
-Sling King: Yeah you do! I can see and hear you through this Telescope!
-The Hazmat Scavengers prepare to destroy the hive.
-Jorge: I got the drill sir.
-Sigmus: Let's get going now.
-(Later back at the United 'Gees Verse)
-Marmitegee: I WILL NOT ALLOW ANY OF YOU TO LIVE!!! *his insanity is now a 1.0*
-(After long enough, Gabgee appears and slashes Marmitegee)
-Marmitegee: *marmites regenerate him* You will not defeat me!
-Gabgee: Oh, this guy again.
-Marmitegee: THIS GUY!?!? Oh, trust me, I am WAY better than before. *insanity a 1.4*
-Super Hyper Epic Greegee launches his eye blazes againist the Marmites,burning them.
-Marmitegee: NOW! TIME TO FUSE! *starts fusing with mar gars*
-(But before it can happen, The Marmite Infused Assfag attacks Marmitegee).
-MassMag: I SAID I'M THE VILLAIN
-Marmitegee: Yes, and I'm just trying to make a home for me and my marmites, though everyone was about to attack me AND I DIDN'T SEE YOU DOING ANYTHING TO STOP IT!!!
-MassMag: Stop overreacting you Zalgodang moron.
-Gabgee: And you are?
-Massmag: I AM ASSFAG. THE MARMITE VERSION.
-Marmitegee: Well you go ahead and scream your name to the universe, I'm going to spread the marmite. *walks off*
-MassMag: See ya Gabgee, I need to kill him
(Then finally, Weegee comes back)
-Weegee: Jeez... We need to be quick, we don't want another marmite invasion.
-Marmitegee: *marches marmites through a forest to infect it* Marmitegee: *marching through forest* YES MY MARMITES, INFECT EVERYTHING
MassMag: STAHP RIGHT DER
-*Swagomon flies around*
Swagamon: Marmites....I despise them
Marmitegee: MassMag? I thought you were being the villain?
MassMag: EXACTLY,SO I SHOULD LEAD THE MARMITES
Super Hyper Epic Greegee: Ok,i revived Gweeyee...let's attack them with my Griigiiz!
Marmitegee: I'm the only one who can command the marmites
-*Swagamon flies around, heatbeaming marmites*
MassMag: I'M MR INFUSED IDIOT
Marmitegee: Though I can give you the power
Swagamon: Disgusting, slimy bleghs
-*Marmitegee transfers his plans/marmite stuff to MassMag*
MassMag: Wait... that's it
Super Hyper Epic Greegee: NOW! *Super Hyper Epic Greegee and the anti-marmite team shows up, with griigiiz*
-*Swagamon lands and begins to stomp marmites*
Marmitegee: MassMag, I'm off to fight. If i don't return, I've gone insane
MassMag: Okay... thanks...
-*Marmitegee flies off*
Swagamon: Blegh, disgusting slime of blegh
Super Hyper Epic Greegee: MARMITES! STOP YOUR MARCH! *The griigiiz attack the marmites*
MassMag: MARMITES ATTACK EVERYONE EXCEPT FOR MARMITEGEE AND ME
-*Swagamon heatbeams the marmites*
Marmitegee: I'LL STOP YOU *attacks the griigiiz*
MassMag: Grr.... SPAM POWAH
Gweeyee: STRATEGICAL FLEE! *The anti-marmites flee*
Marmitegee: *going more insane*
MassMag: THAT'S IT.... MEGA POWAH!!!
Marmitegee: I need more power
(MassMag shoots billions of Marmites at the army)
-*Marmitegee radiates TDR around himself*
(MassMag helps Marmitegee charge by feeduing him MR)
Marmitegee: With you helping me MassMag, I may not need my secret weapon
-*Swagamon backs away disgusted*
(MassMag shoots out spammed marmites)
Swagamon: Blegh, slime s**t all over me feet
Marmitegee: There we are now. *full power*
-*Marmitegee blasts Swagamon*
Swagamon: Blegh, more slime s**t
-*Swagamon avoids the blast*
-*MassMag grabs the blast*
-*Swagamon attacks marmitegee*
-*MassMag attacks Swag with it*
-*Marmitegee charges Swagamon*
-*Swagamon avoids the attacks*
Crawzeh Hawnd: STAHP STAHP IT NOW
-*a portal opens swagamon goes in it*
(Crawzeh Hawnd has a seizure because of the portal)
MassMag: What the...
Marmitegee: Fine, run off
Marmitegee: MassMag? How's the infestation
MassMag: oh... it's good
-*a core jumps out of the portal*
-*the portal closes*
Marmitegee: What the heck?
Core: I cant believe he sent ME here
Crawzeh Hawnd: MAHSTUR COURWEH
Marmitegee: Your defense is a core
-*the core is covered in red paint and blood*
Marmitegee: Oooh, a bloody core
Crawzeh Hawnd: MAHSTUR COURWEH Crawzeh Hawnd: MAHSTUR COURWEH Crawzeh Hawnd: MAHSTUR COURWEH
Core: Nice to meet you, I am the Hellbeast core
Marmitegee: Welcome to Marmiteland
Hellbeast Core: I am Swagamon's dad
Hellbeast Core: And this is only my core form
Crawzeh Hawnd: NOT MAHSTUR COURWEH NOT MAHSTUR COURWEH NOT MAHSTUR COURWEH
-*a giant ring of fire goes around Hellbeast Core
Marmitegee: Hello, my name is Marmitegee
MassMag: SHUT UP YOU STUPID HAND
-*the fire goes big, until about a minute, after which it vanishes*
Marmitegee: Your son was destroying a lot of my peoples so I had to attack him. ◾Hellbeast Core is in his chaser form
Crawzeh Hawnd: DIE
Hellbeast Core: Need help fighting?
Crawzeh Hawnd: MAHSTUR COURWEH
Hellbeast Core: I bet you do!
Marmitegee: NO NO THE KING
King: MAH BOI
Marmitegee: *rams into the king*
Hellbeast Core: Mpf. What are these weird green things?
(King attacks Marmitegee)
-*Marmitegee shoots TDR at the king*
Hellbeast Core: Oh.
Hellbeast Core: The slime disgust
Hellbeast Core: Blegh
Marmitegee: Dang it, need more power!
Hellbeast Core: I ask again, do you need help?
(MassMag fuses his energy with Marmitegee for more power)
Crawzeh Hawnd: YES I WAHNT HELP
Crawzeh Hawnd: ATTACK THEM
Marmitegee: *infused* *blasts the king away*
-*Hellbeast Core's eye vanishes as a massive blast of fire goes out of it
Hellbeast Core: BWA HA HA HA AH AH!
Hellbeast Core: BURN TO OBLIVION!
(Out of nowhere Yvetial comes)
Marmitegee: Ok, we need to protect the remaining marmites!
-*Hellbeast keeps firing*
Marmitegee: *ignores Yvetial and flies over to the core*
Hellbeast Core: I am thy Hellbeast Core, fool Hellbeast Core: Not just a core
(Yvetial attacks Marmitegee)
Hellbeast Core: A core, that is lord of hell and in his chaser form
Marmitegee: Sh-*gets attacked*
Marmitegee: Who did that?
Marmageddongee and Kronogee come
Marmageddongee: HEIL THE MARMITES!
Kronogee: THIS IS HYPNEEGEE'S FOREST
Marmitegee: Looks like I have to use my secret weapon
Hellbeast Core: Heil Zenith!
Kronogee: WHY IS THERE SO MANY IDIOTS HERE
-*the fire from Hellbeast spreads faster*
Marmitegee: *summons a pod the pod opens*
Kronogee: Screw this, come on Marma, we gotta find Zeugee ◾Grameegee comes out of the pod*
Marmageddongee: This pirate map says Hypneegee's castle is near there!
Grameegee: So you called me in?
(They go to the castle)
Armageddongee Jr.: B-But i'm scared!
Grameegee: *attacks the core*
Crawzeh Hawnd: GRAWGH
-*Hellbeast burns Grarmeegee*
(Attacks Grameegee for attacking the core)
Hellbeast Core: DIE DISGUSTING ABOMIANTION!
-*Grameegee is mostly unaffected by the burns*
Marmageddongee: Okay,the castle is there.
-*the fire covers Hellbeast Core
Marmageddongee: Aren't you scared?
-*Grameegee fires a cold blast at the core*
(Then Weegee comes in the middle of Battle)
-*Hellbeast Core turns into his ultimate form
Ultimate Hellbeast Core: HA HA HA!~
Kronogee: Of course not
Grameegee: You are tougher than I thought
Grameegee: But, I have a good idea
-*fire begins to spawn everywhere*
Armageddongee: Thanks Pookio. But i think i should take care of something.
Greegee: HI WEEGEE!
-*Grameegee surrounds the ultimate core with FFR*
Marmitegee: Stop there Weegee!
Greegee: We will destroy those marmite, together my friend!"
Weegee: This is a bunch of bull
(Him and Greegee attack the marmites)
Marmitegee: *going more insane and acting like Lysandre for some reason* CAN I NOT LIVE TOO
Greegee: YOU CAN'T LIVE,YES
Marmitegee: AM I FOREVER TO BE AN ABOMINATION WITH NO HOME
-*strange creatures sawrm the place*
Weegee: NOW DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIE
Marmitegee: GRR *punches weegee*
Ultimate Hellbeast Core: GO My minions! ATTACK THE DISGUST! -*the creatures attack the marmites
Mega Mar Gar: *screams while giving birth*
Kronogee: This castle is damp WHAT IS THAT NOISE ◾100 MarGars are born*
Greegee: LOL! *Greegee turns into Invisible greegee and attacks Marmiteegee from behind* Marmageddongee: I DON'T KNOW
Marmitegee: THIS IS THE LAST STRAW
Kronogee: We gotta keep going
-*Jareegee gives Marmiteegee a marmite plushie*
Darude - Sandstorm: You called
MARMAGEDDONGEE and Kronogee enter the castle ◾Marmitegee starts floating and shaking uncontrollably*
Greegee: OMG IT'S DARUDE-SANDSTORM! *Turns into Bill Kenzy*
(then out of nowhere Hypneegee appears)
-*Then 1000000000000000 Police mens appears from the plushie and try to arrest Mamiteegee, But Marmitegee starts having a mid-air seizure*
Marmageddongee: Oh no..
Kronogee: THAT'S HIM
Armageddongee Jr: DON'T WORRY! *Launchs a light spell on Hypneegee*
-*Marmitegee suddenly explodes violently*
Kronogee: gimme back my brother
-*Marmitegee has transformed*
-*Suddenly AD breaks where Arma and Marmageddongee are* STOP RIGHT THERE!
Marmageddongee: Yeah! Give us his brother! AND WHY ARE YOU THERE AD?!
Leeroy: THAT'S IT, THIS IS ENOUGH CHAOS, LEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEROY JEEEEEEEEEEEEENKINS
(leeroy doesn't effect anybody)
Insane Marmitegee: I WILL DESTROY ALL OF YOU!!!!
Leeroy: Oh crap
Ultimate Hellbeast Core:...
Bill Kenzy: Oh no, he got insane!
-*Insane Marmitegee blasts Greegee*
Ultimate Hellbeast Core: What now?
Darude-Sandstorm: Boss... ◾Bill shoots Marmiteegee with rocket launcher*
Ultimate Hellbeast Core: What's next are we fight Giygas?
Giygas: SHUT IT ◾Insane Marmitegee deflects it*
Bill Kenzy: OW! *Turns into Dark Bill Kenzy* ◾AD explodes*
Marmageddongee: Okay, Hypneegee got blocked by my brother's spell, let's search the corpse!
Insane Marmitegee: *charges Dark Bill Kenzy*
Ultimate Hellbeast Core: need help?
Giygas: DIE YOU MARMITE
(He fuses with Vieegee and turns into Vieegas)
Dark Bill uses his dark energy to get againist insanity He uses the darkness blast
-*the marmites start to fuse*
Ultimate Hellbeast Core: ... -*he prepares for fight*
-*a mega fused marmite appears*
(Then Kronogee finds Zeugee's corpse) ◾Ultimate Hellbeast Core grows wings*
Marmageddongee: TAKE IT, AND LET'S TELEPORT!
(They teleport) ◾Hypneegee and the castle explodes*
Lord Deegee: ENOUGH I'VE HAD IT
Grameegee: Crap, Marmitegee, we're finished
Winged Ultimate Hellbeast Core: Oh, Deegee
Lord Deegee: YOU ARE RUINING THE TRANSMISSION WAVES ◾Grameegee disappears*
Lord Deegee: AND NOW SAY GOODBYE (he does a weird attack)
Insane Marmitegee: (acting like Lysandre again) IF I CAN'T LIVE THAN NOBODY WILL
Winged Ultimate Hellbeast Core: Except me
Winged Ultimate Hellbeast Core: I live forever
(Lord Deegee looks at Marmitegee and he dies)
Winged Ultimate Hellbeast Core: Ooooh, nice death stare
Winged Ultimate Hellbeast Core: Mine used to scare people to death
(Then all the badguys die)
-*Insane Marmitegee prepares his self destruct*
Marmageddongee: Let's put him in the revive machine
Kronogee: GOT IT
-*then he gets killed by a death stare*
-*but he also explodes violently*
-*AD Falcon Punches Insane Marmiteegee*
-*Now Marmitegee is dead*
Lord Deegee: DIIIIIIIIIIE (He kills everyone in the forest except for Weegee and Greegee, the good guys and Winged Ultimate Hellbeast Core) ◾a glimmer of light appears*
Winged Ultimate Hellbeast Core: Woah, dude ◾Marmitegee comes out of it* ◾and so does Pureegee*
Lord Deegee: DAMN IT PUREEGEE
Winged Ultimate Hellbeast Core:...
Marmitegee: *looks at himself* What? I don't understand
-*And Zeugee gets revived at Arm's house*
Armageddongee: Aaaaaheeeeeeem....what's goin' on?
Kronogee: Zeugee, he's back
Marmageddongee: HE'S REVIVED, KRONO!
Pureegee: I let you live for one reason Marmitegee
Pureegee: All you want is a home
Zeugee: What did I miss
Winged Ultimate Hellbeast Core:....
Marmageddongee: I think he doesn't know who i and my brother are.
Pureegee: So I will give it to you, a small planet away from the Trolliverse
Lord Deegee: HE DOESN'T DESIRVE ONE
Kronogee: Zeugee, this is Marmageddongeee
Pureegee: And all your marmites
Lord Deegee: PUREEGEE I AM YOUR GOD, OBEY TO ME
Pureegee: Well, your marmites will have to die, except for a few
Lord Deegee: HE DOESN'T DESIRVE A HOME
Pureegee: Lord Deegee, listen to me He's half marmite He never had a home
Lord Deegee: WAT? Okay fine You are allowed
Pureegee: And all he knows is to invade like a parasite
Winged Ultimate Hellbeast Core: Man, this is boring
Lord Deegee: It's done anyways
-*Marmitegee and a few marmites are teleported to a remote planet at the edge of the trolliverse*
-*the forest is returned to normal*
Winged Ultimate Hellbeast Core: So...is all done?
Marmageddongee: Okay Krono, we did it!
Armageddongee Jr: Phew...
◾and Zalgo got a giant pizza for everyone* ◾meanwhile Sephiroth is doing something mischevious this is far away too*
Sephiroth: If I can't win by myself... then I'll revive this army Yes... YES!
-Sephiroth: Those Fakegees will never, EVER expect this army to rise. I will revive the most vile, evil army in all of Earth's history, except make them as strong as me MWAHAHAHA
-Meanwhile, elsewhere on the forest moon...
-Pickleodeon: ...ugh....what happened.....
-Breegee: I don't know, but it seems you are back to normal.
-Bralleo: *whispers* Guys, be quiet. Boozuh is sleeping. If we wake him up, we'll be killed.
-Pickleodeon: *whispers* I've seen worse than Boozuh. Bur he is a big threat.
-Breegee: *whispers* Yeah, Puroozuh can be anywhere around here...
-Suddenly they hear heavy breathing behind them. They see Puroozuh.
-Puroozuh: Die mortals.
-*Puroozuh kicks Pickleodeon, Breegee, and Bralleo elsewhere*
-*They land at a Freddygee's Resturaunt*
-Gabgee: What is this place? OH HEWL NAW (He burns down the resturaunt)
-AD: Hello its me AD! And im gonna pwn all those animatronics.
-*Suddenly the resturaunt respawns*
-???: You can't defeat us...
-AD : Come here Animatronics! Im ready! *picks up rocket launcher*
--Greegee: *Burns down the animatronics* I hate that game.
-AD : *picks up flametrower* Aww I wanted to do that D:
-*a few marmites casually walk by*
*Gladiogee steps on the Marmites*
-*another marmite appears and starts to use the other's blood to write something*
-*Gladiogee steps on that one too*
-Gladiogee: I HATE THESE ABOMINATIONS!
-Gabgee: I sense Sephiroth's evilness
-*MarGars break through the wall*
-*RED is in his core form and watches everything from a building*
-*another marmite appears and finishes the writing*
-Gladiogee: These are running from fire
-The writing says "No fight"
-Gabgee: NO FIGHT WE'RE DONE FIGHTING YOU YA MARMITES
-Jeegee: FIRE IS A FOOT!
-Gabgee: WE BECAME IN PEACE WITH MARMITEGEE EVER SINCE HE GOT A PLANET
-*Hiddenlich is polishing his shotgun*
-*a mar gar walks by*
-Gabgee: still, I sense an evil presence
-Hiddenlich: Don't attack them unless they try to attack us first
-RED: Im evil.
-Gabgee: I knew you were here the whole time
-Hiddenlich: All of you
-Gabgee: It's somebody else
-RED: *Keeps watching*
-Marmitegee: So, that building's destroyed
-RED: What other things will appear...
-*suddenly a humanoid appears from the shadows*
-RED: *closes his eye*
-??????: Ya know, Sephiroth wanted me to kill you
-RED: More creatures...
??????: So why don't we just make this easy - Marmitegee: You know, marmites have a nice instinct for attacking
-Marmitegee: And eating their victims
-??????: I have different, stronger forces
-Marmitegee: You're on my planet son
-??????: I don't care - RED: If they eat metal, then I'm dead.
-Marmitegee: If you think you can survive a fight here, you're insane ??????: Nobodies, attack!
-*they attack the group of marmites on the ground and kill them*
-*Marmites pop up from the ground*
- ??????: Hahaha
-*Hiddenlich doesn't attack the marmites*
-*more marmites pop up*
-*?????? attacks and kills the marmites*
- Hiddenlich: I am telepathic too.
-Marmitegee: Kill him *finger blasts ??????*
-RED: *turns into his winged chaser form and flies away*
- ??????: You can't kill me *he stabs Marmitegee*
-*Mar gars appear from the ground*
-*Marmitegee regenerates from marmites*
- RED: Nyegh.
-Gabgee: WHO ARE YOU
- ??????: Me?
-Marmitegee: You can't kill me *he blasts ?????*
-??????: I'm just the leader of a dark group
-*Hiddenlich fires three Nova Bombs at ?????*
-*Marmitegee is next to him*
-??????: DARKNESS AURA!!!!
-*Marmitegee shields himself from the nukes*
- Hiddenlich: Fool. The Marmites are not our enemies anymore
- RED: *yawns*
- Hiddenlich: There is a greater evil
- ??????: Who said I was on your side
-* Hiddenlich teleports away*
- Marmitegee: *enfuses himself with the ground*
- RED: That evil is not me.
- Hinderlich: HINDER HAINDER!
- ??????: What the...
- Hinderlich: Want me hinders?
-RED: *keeps flying*
- Marmitegee: *in the ground* You can't get me
- ??????: Yes I can
-*?????? enfuses himself with some ground*
- Marmitegee: *in the ground* Oh really, I'm enfused with the ground idiot*
-??????: So am I - RED:... - Marmitegee: Perfect
-RED: *flies up*
- ??????: So... now what
-*enfused marmite ground starts to surround ?????*
- ??????: WAHT IS DIS -Marmitegee: Now the ground will consume you
-* A whole bunch of Thrall appear*
-*enfused marmite ground starts to enfuse with ???? ground* -* They begin attacking everyone* -*?????? tries to blast the marmite ground thinking it's marmites*
-*but it isn't...*
-*the planet is literally alive*
- Hinderlich: Oh sh*t! THE DARKNESS HAS COME!
-??????: crap - Hinderlich: THE GOLDEN AGE WILL END!
-Marmitegee: *unfuses with ground*
- Hinderlich is shot in the head
- ??????: NO YOU CANT KILL ME
-RED: *begins to shhoot everything with eyebeams*
- Marmitegee: Who the heck are these guys? *referring to the Thrall*
- ??????: Those are Thrall
- Jun: You can make Halo references, but not Destiny references... Halo is superior!
-?????: Shut up Jun
- RED:The hack?
- Marmitegee: Well they're killing everything
-??????: I shall help them do just that
-* Darkness consumes Hinderlich's body*
-??????: I shall help them do just that
-* Darkness consumes Hinderlich's body*
-*Mar gars appear and fight the Thrall*
-*?????? unfused with the ground*
-*Hindenlich becomes a Thrall*
-Thrall Lich: HISS!!!
-??????: THRALLS ATTACK THE WEEGEES
-*The Thrall attack Jeegee*
-RED: *turns into his ultimate form
-Marmitegee: *charges ????*
-*Jeegee is killed*
-*The Thrall begin helping the Marmites
-*But they are still hostile to everyone else
-*Mar gars stop attacking the thrall*
-??????: I. Xemnas. Shall end these species of Luigi Clones
-Xemnas: THRALLS KILL THEM
-Marmitegee: ...You think I'm a Weegee?
-*RED's eye vanishes and a masive fireblast shoots out of it*
-Marmitegee: ...No one has ever said that to me
-Xemnas: T_T Boo-Hoo, kill him
-*A Wizard appears*
-RED:im the hellbeast, dumbell!
-Marmitegee: *blasts Xemnas into a tree*
-*the tree is alive*
-*The wizard begins transforming the Marmites into Hivemites*
-*the treestarts dropping fruit on Xemnas*
-*The Hivemites begin attacking everyone*
-*the tree begins slashing him with tree branches*
-Marmitegee: IMMA WIZZZARD
-*Xemnas kills the mutant tree*
-Marmitegee attacks the Wizard*
-*Hiddenlich he shoots the Wizard in the back with his shotgun*
-Xemnas: DARKNESS ATTACK THE ABOMINATION OF A WEEGEE
-Hiddenlich: NOW! WHILE IT'S DISTRACTED!
-*The Darkness attacks everything*
-*Marmitegee and the marmites start to engulf the wizard*
-Darkness: *In alien* Xemnas
-Darkness: Help your brother...
-*the marmites begin drowning the wizard into the planet*
-Darkness: Don't let your brothers fall
-RED:Now this is weird....
-Darkness: Consume the Weegees
-*Xemnas slashes at fakegees*
-Darkness: Help the Hive grow!
-Xemnas: This power
-*He asorbs it*
-*The Wizard explodes*
- Xemnas asorbs so much of Gabgee's that Gabgee turns back to Gabe*
-*Darkness consumes some Marmites*
-Marmitegee: Well that worked well
-Marmitegee: MAR GARS!
-*Mar Gars form a fused Mar Gar*
-*The MarGar begins attacking the Thrall*
-Xemnas: DARKNESS, MY BRETHEREN ATTACK
-Marmitegee: Hey Xemnas
-Marmitegee: Look at your legs
-*25 Knights appear*
-*Xemnas's legs are being consumed by marmite*
-Xemas: DARKNESS, HELP!!!!!
-Marmitegee: THE PLANET WILL EAT YOU!!!
-Darkness: You have failed me... my Chosen Acolyte
-*The Darkness disconnects from Xemnas*
-Hiddenlich: WE ARE BEING OVERRUN!
-Marmitegee: He's out of the way now
-Gabe: What... happened
-*Knights begin attacking the Huge MarGar*
-Marmitegee: Don't worry, we'll handle the threat
-Marmitegee: WHOEVER ISN'T A MARMITE AND IS ON OUR SIDE GET OFF THIS PLANET
-Marmitegee: The planet will eat the enemies
-Marmitegee: Well, you can stay, but I doubt anything else will show up...
-*The Marmites begin to circle around the Interstellar MarKongs*
-Gabe: Gah... ZANTETSU
-*The Interstellar MarKongs launch off of the planet*
-*One of them is shot down*
-Gabe: What, you think I was only strong as a fakegee
-*some knights are fighting off the ground and the trees*
-*Fallen Ships approach the planet
-Hiddenlich: EVERYONE GET READY!
-*RED covers himself*
-Marmitegee: Oh great what now
-*Gabe summons a portal*
-Gabe: IN HERE
-Hiddenlich: WE NEED TO GET ON THOSE MASS ACCELERATOR CANNONS NOW!
-Marmitegee: Wait what are they going to do?!
-Hiddenlich: THEY ARE GOING TO COLONIZE THE PLANET AND KILL EVERY LIVING THING IN IT'S PATH!
-Marmitegee: No, they will not
-Gabe: THE PORTAL HELLO!
-*Every mar creature gets ready*
-*Ketches begin deploying hundreds of Fallen Dropships*
-Marmitegee: Why this planet though?
-Hiddenlich: There is something near the core...
-Gabe: Screw you guys (He goes in the portal and leaves)
-*Some Marmites enter the portal*
-*The portal is still open btw*
-*RED opens his own portal*
-*once a badguy touches Gabe's portal it closes*
-*RED jumps in his portal*
-*Hiddenlich gets on the cannon*
-*A Fallen Guard stabs Hiddenlich*
-*The Ketch begin glassing the planet*
-*A man named Xigbar appears*
-Xigbar: YOU KILLED MY LEADER
-Marmitegee: Who was your leader?
-Marmitegee: Well obviously, he was attacking us first
-Xigbar: OF COURSE YOU IDIOT WE'RE ON A MISSION
-Marmitegee: Well, prepare to suffer the same fate
-*a tree whacks him*
-Xaldin: I AM ALSO HERE TO KILL YOU
-*Marmitegee and the marcreatures try in vain to fight off the two attacking enemy forces, so they are forced with one option*
-*the planet starts shaking*
-*all the marcreatures including Marmitegee go into the ground*
-*the planet inverts gravity, pushing the Fallen ships and Xigbar and Xalding away from it*
-*Xigbar uses antigravity to get back on the planet*
-*the ground then sucks him up and suffocates him*
-*Xaldin, angry about his friend's death, uses a mega tornado*
-*the Fallen ships are firing at the planet from afar causing some damage*
-*suddenly the planet rips apart*
-*Fallen ship members celebrate for a moment as well as Xaldin*
-Xaldin: Wait, what's happening!?!?!?
-*the planet begins to reform*
-*the planet turns into some kind of giant monster creature*
-*the entire Ketch fleet is destroyed in an instant*
-*Xaldin manages to freeze the planet, but it is unfrozen quickly*
-*Xaldin is killed by the planet sized monster*
-*later in Sephiroth's HQ*
-Saix: Sir, I have news. Our mission failed.
-Sephiroth: And why is this?
-Saix: The planet...it's alive
-Vexen: IT'S TRUE
-Sephiroth: Saix, attack the planet
-Saix: Sir, with all do respect, I won't be much good down there. The planet literally ate Xigbar.
-Saix: AND it destroyed an entire fleet of ships
-Saix: Hundreds, if not thousands, destroyed instantly
-Sephiroth: ARE YOU FEKING KIDDING ME
-Saix: Does this look unsure to you?
-Saix: Sir, I don't think we should continue our assault
-Sephiroth: Okay, we'll wait
-Saix: Wait for what?
-Saix: Until 10 armies attack it at once?!
-Sephiroth: Pretty much
-Sephiroth: I do have this though
-Sephiroth: I revived them
-Saix: The planet literally transformed into a giant monster and swatted an entire army away instantly
-*an army of Naziis appear*
-Sephiroth: Like it
-Saix: What are Naziis going to do?
-Sephiroth: Send their superweapons
-Saix: THE PLANET WAS GOING TO BE GLASSED AND IT SOMEHOW AVOIDED IT
-Adolph: Yes leader Sephiroth
-Saix: Fine, continue your barage
-Sephiroth: Send a superbomb to the planet
-Saix: I don't see why we even want to attack it
-Adolph: Of course
-*meanwhile on MarPlanet*
-Marmitegee: *on surface* *sigh* at least it's over
-Marmitegee: What is it?
-Marigbar: There's a weird thing coming towards us
-Marmitegee: Planet, prepare to open a hole and dodge the meteor that I assume it is
-Marigbar: We would have to make the planet non-existant it's that huge
-Marmitegee: Marigbar, I've done this before
-Marmitegee: Just get the mar creatures underground
-Marigbar: Of course, sir.
-*The Nazi superweapon comes forth*
-Marmitegee: Well, time to get back to work
-*he fuses with the core*
-Marmitegee: INVERT GRAVITY
-*The Nazi superweapon stops before impact*
-*it uses an anti gravity shield)
-Marmitegee: Oh crap
-*it nearly hits the planet*
-Marmitegee: Plan B
-*the planet suddenly tears apart*
-*but not because of the superweapon*
-*The superweapon stops*
-*it surrounds the superweapon*
-Marmitegee: Please work
-*The superweapon breaks through*
-*It hits the planet*
-Marmitegee: OK MARMITES
-*trillions of marmites engulf the superweapon*
-*The superweapon launches them off*
-*it explodes on the planet*
-Marmitegee: Ok, plan D
-*part of the planet breaks off from the rest*
-*forms a mini-planet*
-*the superweapon flies on the other part*
-Marmitegee: Ok that's it
-Marmitegee: Enough of this crap
-*Marmitegee begins fusing with the remaining bits of the planet*
-*The superweapon flies away to charge up speed*
-Ultra Marmitegee: Heh
-*the superweapon comes back*
-Ultra Marmitegee: HAAA *blasts at the superweapon*
-*the sw avoids the attack)
-Ultra Marmitegee: This is no weapon
-Ultra Marmitegee: This is an enemy
-*the superweapon summons a troll face*
-Ultra Marmitegee: *attempts to grab the superweapon*
-*The superweapon goes through the hands and hits UM*
-*The superweapon brings UM and the MarPlanet remains to the United Gees Universe)
-Ultra Marmitegee: What the heck?
-*The superweapon hits Weegee's castle*
-*The superweapon explodes*
-*Ultra Marmitegee defuses into a planet again*
-*but marmitegee himself dies*
-AMrigbar: MARMITEGEE NO
-Marmite: *in marlanguage* Dang it, our most valued member has died
-Other marmite: No matter, we have his brains, we can make him again
-*his smarts, not literal brains*
-MarGar: We must contact a scientist
-Dr. Scientistgee: You called
-MarGar: Well you came quick
-MarGar: Do you think you could recreate Marmitegee?
-Dr. Scientistgee: Hmm
-Dr. Scientistgee: Yep. He has a teeny part left that I can put in a reviver
-*large group of Marmites: I volunteer to help
-Dr. Scientistgee: Okay
-*they all look at each other and laugh*
-Dr. Scientistgee: Let's go
Weegee Clone 7734:
-*later at the Scientistgee lab*
-Dr. Scientistgee: And... done
-Revived Marmitegee: What? I'm...I'm alive!
-Dr. Scientistgee: Yep
-Marmitegee: *not calling him revived anymore* WHERE'S THE PLANETS
-*Back at Sephiroth HQ*
-Saix: The planet has been teleported to the United Gees Universe
-Saix: That's what you intended yes?
-Saix: The planet is still there, but it's much smaller now
-Sephiroth: And the marmite?
-Saix: He seems to have died
-Adolph: Zee? Zuccezz
-Saix: Weegee's Castle was hit as well
-Sephiroth: Double success
-*meanwhile with Weegee*
-Weegee: So you think that planet that suddenly appeared did it?
-Weegee: MY CASTLE GOT DESTROYED
-General: Sir, the planet appeared, and your castle blew up, what more do I need to say
-Weegee: I saw a Nazi superweapon bob
-General: So maybe they were working with them
-*Weegee's pet gooma brings weegee a newspaper with mouth*
-General: Well, I'll send a small group to the planet, if they die, I'm attacking
- Weegee: OKay Bob
-*the general leaves*
-*meanwhile with Pureegee*
-Pureegee: What is it?
-Gabe: Nazis... Sephiroth... Organization XIII
-Pureegee: What about them?
-Gabe: They joined forces
-Pureegee: Did they attack somebody?
-*sleeps in goomba bed*
-Pureegee: Oh dear
-I heard he died
-Pureegee: Why must everyone attack marmites
-Gabe: I don't know
-Pureegee: Even when I isolate them from everybody else, people still insist on killing them
-Gabe: You do know Sephiroth is evil right
-Pureegee: Yes I'm aware, I just don't see what he'd want with an empty planet with a few parasites
-Gabe: That was because he sent Xemnas to kill me, and then he saw Marmitegee
-Pureegee: Oh, I see
-Pureegee: He wants to kill all fakegees
-Gabe: He's pretty much the biggest spammer ever (4th wall broken)
-Pureegee: Well, how is the planet now?
-Gabe: It's right by Weegee's castle
-Pureegee: Wait what?!?!?!
-Gabe: I son't know
-Pureegee: WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED OVER THERE
-Gabe: A Nazi superweapon came and moved it there
-Pureegee: I'll go investigate this planet
-Sling King: Anyone notice that planet just appear?
-Sling King: *points at it
-Gabe: Oh that one
-Pureegee: *appears on MarPlanet*
-Pureegee: What is going on here?!
-General Bob: PUREEGEE
-Pureegee: Hello General
-Sling King: I haave no idea, Gabe! Destroy that planet
-General: THIS PLANET ATTACKED WEEGEE"S CASTLE
-*the mar creatures are peaceful as of now*
-Pureegee: that's not what I heard
-Gabe: No, SK, it wasn't the cause
-Sling King: GABE! DESTROY THAT PLANET! IT LOOKS UGLY!
-General Bob: Weegee said he saw a bomb
-Sling King: IT IS DESTROYING MY VIEW!
-Pureegee: Yes, that bomb is from the Nazis
-General Bob: WAT
-Sling King: Lol, Nazis
-Pureegee: How would the planet be able to move itself over to here?
-General Bob: You have a point
-*EgoGee Is randomly eavesdropping the conversation for no reason*
-*A mar creature notices EgoGee*
-EgoGee: THE BOMB BLEW UP- *covers mouth*
-Gabe: No crap
-Pureegee: General, I am going to investigate the situation
-General Bob: Okay
-Pureegee: So, Mar creatures
-Pureegee: I heard your Marmitegee has died
-*EgoGee: falls off where he is hanging*
-Marmitegee: I am not dead, I am revived
-EgoGee: Oh Pureegee that hurt
-Weegee: (ノಠ益ಠ)ノ彡┻━┻ STUPID TABLES
-Pureegee: Did somebody say my name?
-*covers mouth, Pureegee knows Egogee already because EgoGee lives in the trolliverse isles.*
-*Later at Sephiroth HQ*
-Saix: Sir, Pureegee is on the MarPlanet
-Saix: I think this might put our plans to a halt
-Sephiroth: DAMN IT
-Saix: However, General Bob is there as well
-*EgoGee: Eavesdrops sephiroth invisibly because he can*
-Saix: He believes the planet blew up Weegee's castle
-Saix: WELL WHAT DO YOU WANT
-Sephiroth: Send... Lexaeus
-*At the Margar Planet*
-Marmitegee: So can we leave the United Gees Universe now?
-*EgoGee Throws a brick a marmitegee because he can*
-*Marmitegee catches it*
-Marmitegee: See what I mean? People here hate us
-???????: I is here now
-EgoGee: Throws a bag of doritogees at marmitegee*
-???????: I is here to kill you
-*The planet immobilizes EgoGee*
-Marmitegee: You is here to be stupid
-Pureegee: Who are you?
-???????: I is Lexaeus masta of strength
-Lexaeus: I is ready
-Marmitegee: Well, could you come back another day Lexaeus, we are trying to discuss the reasons behind the planet being teleported
-Lexaeus: No, Sephiroth told me to kill
-Sling King: *eats Dark Radiation
-Marmitegee: Well that's too bad then
-Sling King: Good radiation.
-Marmitegee: Pureegee is here
-Marmitegee: An entire planet is against you
-EgoGee: Well now I am screwed
-Lexaeus: ME MUSCLES CAN KILL YOU ME MUSCLES
-Marmitegee: Your muscles cannot kill anything
-*mar creatures surround Lexaeus*
-*Lexaeus punches a hole in the ground*
Weegee Clone 7734:
-*it fills back up*
-*Lexaeus punches the marcreatures*
-EgoGee : Hello? Anyone gonna help me? HELLO!?
-MarGar: We will free you if you stop antagonizing us *to Egogee*
-*Lexaeus breaks EgoGee free, then punches him*
-Marmitegee: Get 'em
-Lexaeus: That's it
-*Margars attack Lexaeus*
-*He punches through Marmitegee*
-Lexaeus: AXE SWORD!!! *a 500 ton axe sword appears*
-EgoGee: Fine, I was just playing around. It's my personality. *teleports to his beach house in the trolliverse isles*
-Marmitegee: NOW TIME TO DIE *enfuses with ground*
-Sling King: I am hungry. What's for DINNER? *it's marfood*
-*The marcreatures and MarPlanet absorb Lexaeus's muscles*
-Marmitegee: *coming back up from ground* You cannot kill us
-Lexaeus: I is sorry
-*the planet screams*
-Marmitegee: now you've done it
-EgoGee: I wish I could see my dad again. *looks at a picture of Veegee (2nd)
-*the planet shakes violently*
-*billions of marmites engulf Lexaeus*
-Lexaeus: I IS SORRY
-*but it is too late*
-*(back at Evil HQ*
-Saix: I don't know how to tell you this
- Sephiroth: What is it
- Saix: He managed to hurt the planet
- Sephiroth: YES - Saix: But...he drowned
-Saix: In marmite
-Sephiroth: NO, HE WAS MY STRONGEST RECRUIT
-*meanwhile the marplanet's residents as well as the planet itself manage to get the sword out*
- Marmitegee: My Pureegee that thing is huge
- Gabe: Holy cow
- Sling King: Bored.
-*two cranes picked it up*-
- Marmitegee: Somebody get Weegee
- Sling King: Me!
- Marmitegee: I think I can sell it to his army
-Gabe: Sounds good
- Marmitegee: Or break down the metal and sell it
-*Back at Evil HQ*
- Sephiroth: ???????:
-Sling King: hi
- Saix: Sir, the sword has been removed
- Sephiroth: Of course
- Saix: On the plus side, Weegee is still rebuilding his castle and his army's a mess
-Saix: Shall we attack while the pan's still somewhat hot
- Sephiroth: I've had it, Saix. If Zexion dies, we go fight them
- Saix: I am not fighting anywhere near that planet
- Sephiroth: Send out Zexion, NOW
-Saix: Of course
-*Back at the MarPlanet*
- Marmitegee: well, the sword's gone, and the planet's being rebuilt
-Marmitegee: NOW CAN WE BE TELEPORTED ELSEWHERE
- Marmitegee: Somebody's going to attack us again, some random fakegee, or a weird fusion, or...
- Zexion: STAHP RIGHT DER
-*egogee teleports to the mar planet just because he is bored*
- Marmitegee: Or that guy
- Gabe: Are you feking serious?
-Zexion: I HAVE CAME TO END YOU
- Marmitegee: Hello attacker number 598
-Zexion: I'm NUMBER VI, GET IT RIGHT
- Marmitegee: No
-*egogee paces around the MarPlanet, hoping he won't be seen by anybody*
- Marmitegee: An entire fleet of ships tried to destroy us
*mar creatures try to interact with EgoGee*
- Zexion: NO I'M RANK VI IN SEPHIROTH'S ARMY
- Marmitegee: Oh, you mean that guy who keeps sending random people to destroy me
- Zexion: YES
-*a tree whacks Zexion*
- Zexion: WOODBEND
-*He breaks the tree*
-*marmites come and start regenerating the tree*
-*only 20 are there*
-*the rest are underground or elsewhere, obviously*
-*EgoGee paces around, ignoring the mar creatures*
- Zexion: HAZAZA KUDADA HUMBABA
- MarGar: Why is he here if he doesn't like us?
-*Zexion blows himself up*
- Marmitegee: brilliant - Gabe: ಠ_ಠ
-*the planet eats his remains*
-*EgoGee keeps pacing around, extremely bored*
-*At Evil HQ*
- Saix: Sir...WHAT IN THE HELL WERE YOU THINKING
- Sephiroth: What now?
- Saix: Zexion got hit with a tree and blew himself up
- Saix: That's your best man?
- Sephiroth: Well F***
- Sephiroth: OKAY THEN
- Saix: So what now
- Sephiroth: We attack
- Saix: Do we attack Weegee's army
-Sephiroth: Me, you and the nazis
- Saix: Or get eaten by a planet
-Sephiroth: we attack weegee
-Saix: FINALLY A GOOD PLAN
- Sephiroth: SEIG HEIL, LETS GO
-*Weegee's pet Goomba sits in my goomba bed*
Weegee Clone 7734:
Marmitegee: Ok, so once we teleport we will make the planet bigger
- Gabe: I SENSE SEPHIROTH
- Marmitegee: Who dat?
-Marmitegee: Is he that guy who sent the suicide trooper
- Gabe: T_T yup
- Marmitegee: So what? Is he going to assault us or *suddenly ships fly by*
-Sling King: Bored, still
-*EgoGee paces around the planet again*
- Sephiroth: NAZIIS USE ALL THE SUPERWEAPONS
-NAziis: SEIG HEIL
-MarGar: Guys, I think they are attacking Weegee *messed up voice*
-*The superweapons hit Weegee's castle*
- Marmitegee: Hmmm...
- Weegee: WAHT
- Marmitegee: Time for revenge!
-Marmitegee: EVERYONE WHO ISN'T MARMITE OFF THE PLANET NOW
-*the mar creatures enfuse into the ground*
- Weegee: Grr... (ノಠ益ಠ)ノ彡┻━┻
-*Egogee teleports off the planet*
-*the planet begins to move and reform*
- Sephiroth: NAZIIS ATTACK
-*The planet forms into a smaller version of that monster from before*
Naziis: SEIG HEIL
- MarPlanet: *swats some Nazi ships*
- Sling King: BORED BORED BORED BORED BORED BO- Bored.
- Sephiroth: Saix, do your thing
- MarPlanet: *swats more nazi ships*
-Saix: Oh right
-*Saix: *turns into a werewolf hybrid from going besserk*
- Sephiroth: Never seen him THAT berserk before
-*Saix attacks every enemy around him*
- Gabe: I WILL KILL YOU MY DARK SIDE
- MarPlanet: *uses gravity to send ships flying*
- Beserk Saix: *bites some heads off and rips some off as well*
- Sephiroth: hahaha *He teleports to gabe*
-*EgoGee attempts to attack Saix*
-*suddenly EgoGee and Saix are hit by flying ships*
Sephiroth: RAGEGEE MY MAIN MAN
Ragegee: YO WHAT'S UP SEPHIROTH
Sephiroth: COME FORTH
Jareck: which weenee reminds you of me
Ragegee: WHY ARE WE SCREAMING AND WHAT'S GOING ON
Sephiroth: Kill all these idiots m'kay
Sling King: Weenee, cause you are a weenie
EgoGee: I AM NOT AN IDIOT!
Sephiroth: THE ENEMIES
(ships are seen flying through space and exploding)
- EgoGee attacks sephiroth*
Ragegee: WHO ARE THE ENEMIES
- Ragegee attacks EgoGee*
Sephiroth: everyone except me you the Nazi's and Saix
Sling King: lol.
(The MarPlanet destroys hundreds of Nazi ships over the course of minutes)
(EgoGee puts a random marmite on Sephiroths head) 6:22
Marmite: *in marmite* Yeah I can help *the marmite tries to bite sephiroth*
(Sephiroth kills it)
Marmite: Well that didn't work *dies*
Sephiroth: Ragegee, kill them NOW
(EgoGee teleports marmitegee to sephiroth)
EgoGee: Kill this idiot sephiroth for me marmitegee.
(Marmitegee does not teleport because he is fused with a planet)
Sephiroth: RAGEGEE, kill them NOW
*Ragegee blasts EgoGee* Ragegee: I assume they're against Weegee
Sephiroth: Uh... sure
Ragegee: *shrugs* *blasts more enemies*
EgoGee: I am from the trolliverse isles, I can summon anything*
Random Weegee Clone: no
Sephiroth: NAZIS HELP
Random Weegee Clone: you can summon stuff IN the trolliverse isles
Random Weegee Clone: we are not in the isles
*nazis are busy fighting a planet who has turned into a monster*
*except the ground forces*
Gabeharrison49: Sephiroth: HITLER, ATTACK
*Hitler drops a nuke*
Ragegee: Wait, Hitler!?
(Egogee uses telepathy to move a can of FFR and dump it on Sephiroth)
Sephiroth: I made him good
Ragegee: What exactly does that accomplish
(Sephiroth is lying of course)
Ragegee: And...is that a giant fighting space ships?!
Zexion: YA-- (The nuke hits him)
Conkeegee: They're dead
Hitler: DANG IT ZEXION YOU GOT IN THE WAY
Sephiroth: They help fight the enemies
Ragegee: So who's the giant?
Sephiroth: I actually don't know
*the mar planet suddenly forms back into a planet*
EgoGee: Ragegee, You realize Sephiroth is attacking WEEGEE right?
Sephiroth: HE'S LYING
Ragegee: *too busy looking at planet*
Sephiroth: KILL HIM
Ragegee: THAT THING JUST TURNED INTO A PLANET
Ragegee: OH MY GOD *head explodes*
Sephiroth: it does that
Ragegee: *head pops back up*
Gabe: HIYA (He attacks Sephiroth)
Ragegee: FALCON PUNCH *Punches Gabe*
EgoGee: I am part of the AAQWF, I am for WEEGEE. Sephiroth is against WEEGEE.
Ragegee: You know I'm for Weegee and I'm not apart of that
Sephiroth: Enough... Gabe, my vessel. TIME TO DIE (He fuses with him)
Gabe: GAH AA AH
*billions of mar creatures suddenly fall to the planet everyone's on*
Marmitegee: ATTACK! ATTACK THE NAZIS!
Gabiroth: Now if you kill me, you kill Gabe
*mar creatures surround everyone*
Gabiroth: Ragegee, attack.
EgoGee: Ragegee, I am apart of the AAQWF. This Sephiroth guy is leading nazis.
Marmitegee: You know what I taught the marmites how to do Sephiroth?
Ragegee: I AM CONFUSED WHAT ARE MARMITES DOING HERE
(Gabiroth is immune to all marmite-related crap)
*marmites try to control him through bites but fail*
(The marmites die by just the heat)
Ragegee: DON'T, YOU'LL KILL US TOO
EgoGee: Trying to kill Sephiroth for sending someone to MarPlanet and making that person hurt the planet.
Gabiroth: You're right
Marmitegee: That was an impressive feat, but you know you just made a huge mistake
Gabiroth: HAHAH-- (He gets hit on the back)
(the ground is covered in marmite)
?????: I got the rest of this
EgoGee: Sephiroth is a Nazi! Ragegee, Sephiroth is the bad guy!
Gabeharrison49: Gabiroth: What the, EgoGee, Ragegee is my friend, he doesn't believe you
Ragegee: Well EgoGee, who would I believe?
Ragegee: You and a parasite, or my long trusted friend
?????: HAHAHA (He hits Gabiroth again)
Marmitegee: HOLD UP WHATEVER YOUR NAME IS
Marmitegee: I need to summon someone
?????: My name is Jecht, all star blitzer
Marmitegee: *summons Gab*
EgoGee: Ragegee, would you believe Pureegee? I happen to know him, as I live on the Trolliverse Isles.
(Gab is engulfed with marmite*)
Jecht: I'm gonna kick this crybaby's body to hell
Marmitegee: Wait, I have an idea first
Jecht: MARMITEGEE TRUST ME
Ragegee: Get him here to settle this mess
Marmitegee: BUT I WANT TO SAVE GABE!
Gabeharrison49: Jecht: I DON'T CARE, I SHALL KILL THIS DEMON
Marmitegee: I CARE *Gab is now marmite infected*
Jecht: HE HAS STOLE MY FAME AS BEST VIDEO GAME BOSS FOR TOO LONG
(Telepathically tells Pureegee to come and tell Ragegee the whole truth)
Marmitegee: Hey guess what
(Sephiroth summons a meteor and attacks Gabiroth)
MarGab: Time to die
Jecht: HAHAHA (he stabs MarGab) This is my story
*MarGab tries to force fuse with Gabiroth*
Jecht: NOW DIE (He roundhouse kicks Gabiroth)
Jareck: hello? *grabs jecht*
*MarGab force fuses with Gabiroth*
Jecht: THIS IS MY BRAWL
Gabgabiroth: YOU MADE ME STRONGER
*MarGab tries to free Gabe*
Marmitegee: I also made you Marmite Infected
Gabeharrison49: Jecht: Okay... that's it
(Gabiroth is still immune to MMR)
Marmitegee: Jecht, you can kill him now
Marmitegee: Hopefully Gab will get Gabe out in time
Jecht: KILL HIM
*Pureegee tells Ragegee the truth telepathically*
(Sin uses Giga-Gravitron on Gabgabiroth)
Ragegee: I CAN'T BELIEVE THIS
Marmitegee: *to MarGab* Hurry up and get him out
Gabeharrison49: Jecht: NOW CRUSH 'IM
(Sin crushes Gabgabiroth)
Pureegee: ...is he... dead
(Gab and Gabe die, but Sephiroth turns into Safer-Sephiroth)
EgoGee: Now do you believe me Ragegee?
Marmitegee: I can't feel his power, nor can I feel Gabe or MarGab
Ragegee: YOU LIED TO ME
(he stabs through Sin)
Jecht: Oh S***
EgoGee: No I didn't!
*Ragegee force fuses with SS*
Cronus: Great, you made ultimate ragegee (slow claps)
◾EgoGee teleports to the Armageddongee army's base*
UR (Ultimate Ragegee): DIE JECHT
Marmitegee: You've just activated my trap card
Jecht: EVERYONE STOP
◾suddenly a strong wind gets stronger*
Jecht: STOP NOW I HAVE A PLAN
(Yu Yevon appears)
Marmitegee: Ok, but if yours doesn't work I'm going with mine
Yu Yevon: Got it.
(Yu Yevon kills Ultimate Ragegee)
◾the marPlanet stops moving*
◾egogee teleports back*
Ragegee's soul: Yes, thank you....*drifts off*
Gabeharrison49: (Sephiroth and Ragegee are both on the floor)
◾Ragegee rolls over on his stomache*
Jecht: THAT WAS ONE HELLUVA SHOW
EgoGee: So, Weegee is safe now... I'm glad.
◾Ragegee tries to get himself up*
Marmitegee: Thank goodness it's over...
Sephiroth: Rage, I'm sorry I lied, I turned crazy, but here (He uses the last of his power to heal Ragegee and dies)
◾remaining Nazis surround the group*
Jecht: So, Sephiroth was good
Adolf: OF COURSE
Marmitegee: Nazis, you will not win
EgoGee: He must have been being controlled.
Adolf: HE WAS UNDER MY CONTROL! RAGEGEE, I KILLED YOUR FRIEND
Marmitegee: Well, time for my plan
- Ragegee is conscious, but can't get up*
EgoGee: ... So what do we do now?
Ragegee: I...can't-t moooove
◾EgoGee helps Ragegee up*
Marmitegee: Nazis, leave now or I will throw my planet at you
Adolf: Your poor friend sacrificed his power for you FOR NOTHING
Jecht: Really Marmitegee
◾EgoGee punches Hitler in the stomach*
Marmitegee: Don't worry, it won't destroy anything
Darth Vader: HITLER
Ragegee: I'm going home...
- Ragegee limply walks off*
EgoGee: ITS AN EPIC RAP BATTLE! GET THE POPCORN!
Gabeharrison49: (Adolf kills Ragegee)
Marmitegee: OK THAT'S IT
◾MarPlanet starts moving*
Darth Vader: I SHALL USE THE FORCE
◾and it gets stretchier*
(Vader chokes Hitler to death)
◾MarPlanet reaches and grabs Hitler's corpse*
EgoGee: Oh, I thought this would be a rap battle.
◾The MarPlanet eats it*
*and eats a bunch of Nazis*
(meanwhile, Gabe, Gab, Ragegee and Sephiroth are all dead)
Marmitegee: Well *sigh* this war is over *grabs the corpses that were mentioned*
Weegee: At what cost, various people died because of nothing.
Marmitegee: I will see you all another time
Marmitegee: Hopefully a time when peace is thriving
*Marmitegee and the MarPlanet leave the United Gees Universe*
◾it's a slow process*
(Sephiroth gets up)
Sephiroth: Ugh ◾he is surrounded by Mar Creatures and Marmitegee*
Marmitegee: Welcome back to the living
Sephiroth: Ragegee... he's... dead 6:55
Marmitegee: We are working to revive him 6:55
Sephiroth: And my other side?
Marmitegee: You mean Gabe and Gab?
Marmitegee: Gab is fine, but he's now half marmite (MarGab)
Sephiroth: Okay... and?
Marmitegee: We're not sure if we can revive Ragegee and Gabe
Jecht: DAMNIT, I FAILED.
Marmitegee: Our planet is moving through the Trolliverse
Marmitegee: And we're already using a lot of resources
Jecht: He's dead now
Marmitegee: We have asked, and we have a few rations of health and energy supplies. From planets we pass by
(Jecht slaps Marmitegee) Jecht: I DON'T CARE
Marmitegee: But we're on our last energy supply for Ragegee, If this doesn't work, he'll be declared eternally dead
Sephiroth: No, a friend is a friend
(Sephiroth transfers his power into Ragegee)
Marmitegee: Sephiroth what are you doing?
Sephiroth: I'M SAVING RAGEGEE! ...I'M SAVING... MY BROTHER!
(He dies and Ragegee gets revived)
Marmitegee: *sigh* We worked so hard to revive him, only to have him die a third time.
*Ragegee gets up*
Jecht: Now that... is friendship
Ragegee: Wha? Where am I?
Marmitegee: You are on the MarPlanet
Jecht: I have this Pheonix Down, it revives Final Fantasy Characters
Marmitegee: Wait what
Marmitegee: Can it be used to revive Gabe or Sephiroth?
(Jecht revives Sephiroth and Gabe)
*the mar creatures celebrate*
General Bob: (facepalm) THIS ENTIRE TIME?
Markiplier: SHUT UP BOB! YOU SHOULD'VE KNOWN BETTER!
Marmitegee: What can we do to repay you Jecht?
Jecht: Hmm, I did enough today, how about 30,000 Gil
(Gil = FF Money)
Marmitegee: We will have it for you in a few hours
Jecht: Okay, I'm going to bed
Marmitegee: We will pass by a money trade planet shortly
Sephiroth: Wha... Ragegee, Gabe... you're both alive
MarGab: Not anymore
Gabe: I guess so
MarGab: I am now one of the marmites
Marmitegee: Well, we are currently passing by the Trolliverse Isles
Patrick: And suprizingly, everyone lived The End
Marmitegee: If you want, you can go there and get transport back to wherever you need to
Gabeharrison49: Gabe: Okay come on guys
*Ragegee flies up*
*Sephiroth flies with Ragegee to their shared apartment*
Ragegee: Thank you marmites, I will never call you a dirty parasite again!
Sephiroth: THANKS JECHT
Morgan Freeman: The MarPlanet continued its journey until it reached the edge of the Trolliverse, and along the way it would meet people trying to attack it, however, many of them realized that the marmites were peaceful. The MarPlanet eventually got back to its normal size and is flourishing with Marlife. Also Marigbar eventually came back up and lived with the rest of the mar creatures, and he even made a new friend (MarGab)
*Marmitegee looks at a small glimmer in the sky, a glimmer that held his creation, and his horrid past*