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  • Hiddenlich*Hiddenlich pulls off his glove, and observes the damage on his bionic hand
  • 11:57WaluigiofthegodsSimon
  • You have a bionic hand?
  • 11:58HiddenlichHiddenlich: Having an arm chopped off isn't as fun as it seems
  • Hiddenlich: Cybernetics has greatly improved over the years, but there is much room for improvement
  • 11:59Beckitten27Beck: *thinks* wow, this is boring. i should have just stayed home
  • 11:59HiddenlichHiddenlich: Where did you get this RV Simon?
  • 12:00Beckitten27Beck: *sees people talking* *is curious* *decides it would be rude to interrupt*
  • 12:00WaluigiofthegodsSimon: I got it from Ketta.
  • 12:01HiddenlichHiddenlich looks out the window, and sees a topless Mustang drive by
  • Hiddenlich: Who's driving?
  • 12:02Beckitten27Beck: *is bored*
  • 12:02HiddenlichAlly: Hey Beck
  • 12:02WaluigiofthegodsSimon:I think Jesse`s coming!
  • 12:02Garbled Red TextHey
  • 12:03Hiddenlich
  • *The RV goes over a huge bump
  • 12:03Beckitten27Beck: hi
  • 12:03Garbled Red Textthe (wave) wasn't necessary
  • 12:03HiddenlichHiddenlich hits the ceiling of the RV
  • 12:03Garbled Red Text*NGR-667 appears
  • 12:03HiddenlichHiddenlich: Youch!
  • 12:04Garbled Red TextNGR-667: WHAT DID I MISS?!
  • 12:04WaluigiofthegodsSimon: Hey GRT!
  • 12:04Garbled Red TextNGR-667: Call me Nick
  • 12:04HiddenlichAlly: I haven't seen the ball drop before
  • 12:05Garbled Red TextNGR-667: What ball>
  • 12:05HiddenlichHiddenlich: The New Year's Ball
  • 12:06WaluigiofthegodsSimon:Come with me everybody! Jesses here!
  • 12:06Garbled Red TextNGR-667: Who's Jesse?
  • The Regisaurus of karro has left the chat. 
  • 12:06WaluigiofthegodsSimon:He's my friend!
  • 12:07HiddenlichHiddenlich gets off the bed
  • *A mustang parks on the side of the van
  • Hiddenlich: Hmm?
  • 12:08Beckitten27Beck: *thinks about what to do now*
  • 12:08Garbled Red Text*a tank falls next to NGR-667's house
  • 12:09WaluigiofthegodsSimon:We're going to eat Beck.
  • 12:09Garbled Red TextNGR-667: Aha!
  • 12:09Beckitten27Beck: that's not funny.
  • 12:09Garbled Red TextNGR-667: I wasn't talking about you.
  • 12:09WaluigiofthegodsSimon:What would you like Beck?
  • 12:10Garbled Red TextNGR-667: I am glad, that I got my delivery here.
  • NGR-667: THE STEALTH TANK!
  • 12:11Hiddenlich*Men with bandannas get out of the mustang
  • Hiddenlich: ...
  • 12:12Beckitten27Beck: im not really sure
  • 12:12HiddenlichHiddenlich: Oh crap
  • 12:12Garbled Red TextNGR-667: Eh?
  • 12:12WaluigiofthegodsSimon:What?
  • The Regisaurus of karro has joined the chat. 
  • 12:13Beckitten27Beck: now what?
  • 12:14HiddenlichHiddenlich: Simon, get us out of here, now!
  • *The men have dragon symbols all over their clothing
  • The Regisaurus of karro has left the chat. 
  • 12:14HiddenlichHiddenlich: These are the Dragon Cultists I was talking about!
  • 12:14Beckitten27Beck: the what?
  • 12:14WaluigiofthegodsSimon:I called 911
  • The Regisaurus of karro has joined the chat. 
  • 12:15HiddenlichHiddenlich: Last night I got in a fight with Dragon Cultists
  • 12:15Garbled Red Text*NGR-667 takes out his rocket launcher
  • 12:15HiddenlichHiddenlich: I beat them, but that only p*ssed them off
  • 12:15Garbled Red TextNGR-667: BACK OFF, CULT FA#S!
  • 12:16HiddenlichDragon Cultist: GONA SOREA!
  • 12:16Beckitten27Beck: i'll worry about who later. for now, i just want to get out of here
  • 12:16Garbled Red Textbrb
  • 12:16Beckitten27beck: worst new years ever
  • 12:16HiddenlichThe Dragon Cultists take out baseball bats and start hitting the RV
  • 12:16WaluigiofthegodsSimon:Ow!
  • 12:16HiddenlichHiddenlich: DRIVE SIMON! DRIVE!
  • 12:17WaluigiofthegodsSimon:I've been shot!
  • 12:17HiddenlichHiddenlich closes the RV doors, and puts Simon on the couch
  • Hiddenlich: I guess I will drive!
  • 12:17Beckitten27Beck: i have no idea how to drive, so that's a good thing
  • 12:18WaluigiofthegodsSimon:What about me?
  • 12:18HiddenlichHiddenlich: YOU'LL BE FINE ON THE COUCH! JUST THINK HAPPY THOUGHTS!
  • Hiddenlich steps on the gas
  • Ally takes out a hidden blade
  • 12:19WaluigiofthegodsSimon:Ok, I'll think of rainbows
  • 12:19HiddenlichAlly: Simon, this is gonna hurt, but I need to take those bullets out of you
  • Ally: Where were you shot?
  • 12:20Beckitten27Beck: *tries to figure out how i even got into this mess*
  • 12:20WaluigiofthegodsSimon:Ok (Takes deep breaths)
  • 12:20HiddenlichAlly: Where were you shot, Simon?
  • 12:20WaluigiofthegodsSimon:In the torso.
  • 12:20HiddenlichAlly: Alright
  • The Regisaurus of karro has left the chat. 
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  • 12:21HiddenlichAlly takes her knife, and cuts off a part of Simon's shirt
  • Ally: Good, it's not deep
  • Ally carefully puts the knife into the wound, and tries to loosen the bullet from Simon's flesh
  • *The blade
  • 12:22WaluigiofthegodsSimon:That hurts!
  • 12:23HiddenlichAlly: Almost out
  • 12:23WaluigiofthegodsSimon: (screams)
  • 12:23HiddenlichAlly: There!
  • Ally takes the cut cloth, and applies pressure on the wound to stop the bleeding
  • Ally: The bullet's out
  • 12:24WaluigiofthegodsSimon:OWWWWWW!
  • 12:24Beckitten27Beck: *covers ears*
  • 12:24Hiddenlich*There is a huge screeching sound
  • Hiddenlich: THEIR TRYING TO PUSH US OFF THE ROAD!
  • *THEY'RE
  • *The bleeding stops
  • 12:25Beckitten27Beck *uncovers ears* *thinks* this is probably just another one of those weird dreams... i hop*
  • 12:25HiddenlichAlly: Alright Simon, could I get you something to drink, or eat?
  • 12:26WaluigiofthegodsSimon:No, I feel traumatized.
  • 12:26Hiddenlich*The RV pushes a mustang off the road
  • Hiddenlich: D*mn! There's more!
  • The Regisaurus of karro has left the chat. 
  • 12:27Beckitten27Beck: when do i get to know what in the world is going on?!
  • 12:29HiddenlichAlly: I have no clue either Beck! I think our driver keeping secrets!
  • Ally looks out the window
  • Ally: SEMI!
  • Hiddenlich: I CAN'T MOVE TO THE RIGHT SIDE OF THE ROAD!
  • Ally: YOUR GOING TO GET US KILLED IF YOU DON'T-
  • *The RV drives off the road
  • Hiddenlich: Be quiet! I don't have a freaking degree in off road driving!
  • Ally rolls her eyes
  • 12:32WaluigiofthegodsSimon:(Whispers) Do you guys know where a toilet is? because i gotta go real badly.
  • 12:32HiddenlichAlly: It's your RV.
  • Ally: But I guess it's down the hall over there
  • *Ally points to the very short hallway
  • 12:33WaluigiofthegodsSimon:Ok
  • 12:34HiddenlichAlly helps Simon up
  • The Regisaurus of karro has joined the chat. 
  • 12:35WaluigiofthegodsSimon goes to the bathroom. But then a zenomorph appears!
  • 12:35Beckitten27Beck: *thinks* i'll probably get at least some clue of what's going on once we get to wherever we're going*
  • 12:36Hiddenlich*The Xenomorph screeches
  • Ally: Simon? Are you okay in there?
  • The Regisaurus of karro has left the chat. 
  • 12:36WaluigiofthegodsGoodbye
  • 12:37Beckitten27bye
  • 12:37Hiddenlich
  • Waluigiofthegods has left the chat. 
  • 12:38Hiddenlich*The Xenomorph breaks through the bathroom wall
  • Ally screams
  • Hiddenlich: What's going on back there?
  • 12:39Beckitten27Beck: what happened!?
  • 12:40HiddenlichAlly is thrown into the couch by the Xenomorph: Xenomorph_drone_caste.png
  • 12:41Beckitten27Beck: what is that thing?!
  • 12:41HiddenlichHiddenlich presses the brake
  • Hiddenlich: Alright what's happening back-
  • *The Xenomorph tackles Hiddenlich
  • Finn168719 has joined the chat. 
  • 12:43HiddenlichHiddenlich pushes the Xenomorph off, and hops to the main room
  • 12:43Beckitten27Beck: *starts crying*
  • 12:43HiddenlichHiddenlich: What the h*ll is going on?
  • Hiddenlich: Now there are monsters after us?
  • *Hi Finn
  • 12:44Beckitten27Beck: don't ask me!
  • hi finn
  • ADgee has joined the chat. 
  • 12:45Hiddenlich*The Xenomorph rams Hiddenlich into the wall
  • 12:45ADgeehey guys
  • 12:45Hiddenlich
  • He is about to bite him with his tongue, but Ally stabs the Xenomorph in the back
  • *It
  • 12:46Beckitten27hi
  • 12:46Hiddenlich*It's about to bit him with it's tongue
  • 12:46Finn168719The Thing appears
  • Which is The Thing from John Carpenter's movie
  • 12:46HiddenlichThe Xenomorph slashes Ally in the face with it's claw, and throws her out the window
  • Hiddenlich: Beck, get outside!
  • 12:47Beckitten27Beck: *goes outside*
  • 12:47Finn168719The Thing slams the Xenomorph with it's tentacles and attempts to Assimilate it
  • 12:47ADgeeA random character appeared ! Missignno2414r3t42gftf0011000100
  • 12:48HiddenlichThe Xenomorph shoves a Facehugger on the Thing
  • *The Xenomorph then dies
  • Addemup9001 has joined the chat. 
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  • 12:49Finn168719Another Thing appears and imitates a Xenomorph
  • However, the Thing failed to Assimilate the Xenomorph due to acid blood
  • 12:49Hiddenlich*The face hugger falls off of the first Thing
  • Hiddenlich runs outside
  • Hiddenlich: We need to run!
  • 12:51Beckitten27Beck: what about ally?
  • 12:51Finn168719The Second Thing, which imitates the Xenomorph chases after Hiddenlich
  • 12:51Hiddenlich*Ally is already running
  • 12:51Beckitten27Beck: *runs*
  • 12:51HiddenlichHiddenlich runs as fast as he can
  • 12:52Finn168719If the Thing were to successfully assimilate the Xenomorph. The Xeno-Thing would look like this f46a4359f48debacbe65fde877eab9ef.jpg
  • The Second Thing goes into the vents
  • The Regisaurus of karro has joined the chat. 
  • 12:55Hiddenlich*Vents of the RV?
  • 12:55Finn168719Yea
  • By shapeshifting
  • 12:56HiddenlichHiddenlich: Okay, I think it stopped following u
  • *Us
  • Hiddenlich looks back at the RV
  • Hiddenlich: Oh sh*t! Simon!
  • The Regisaurus of karro has left the chat. 
  • 12:57HiddenlichAlly: You two go. I have weapons.
  • Ally: I will retrieve Simon
  • Hiddenlich: ...
  • Hiddenlich: Okay then, go... ahead?
  • *Ally runs back to the RV
  • Hiddenlich: She's going to get herself killed...
  • 12:58Finn168719Ally sees the Second Thing Assimilating Simon
  • 12:58HiddenlichAlly: ...
  • Ally: No...
  • Ally: No, no, no...
  • *The Second Thing hears painful sounds from the "living room"
  • 12:59ADgeeMissingno appears
  • 12:59Hiddenlich*The First Thing is on the floor, convulsing
  • 1:00ADgeeMissingno : 001110110101010101001-coughs-
  • 1:01Hiddenlich*A newborn Xenomorph rips a hole in the First Things chest, and climbs out of it
  • It transforms into it's true form (The Xeno-Thing)
  • But it is very vulnerable, because it just came out of the Thing
  • 1:01Beckitten27Beck: now what?!
  • 1:02HiddenlichHiddenlich: She told us to go without her, but I am not sure we should.
  • *There is a huge roar from the RV
  • 1:02Finn168719Simon's DNA gets rewritten by the Second Thing
  • 1:02Hiddenlich*The Xenothing Infant attacks the Second Thing
  • 1:02ADgeeMissingno causes Beck to glitch
  • 1:03HiddenlichHiddenlich: ?
  • 1:03Beckitten27Beck: what the jghfgkjsllghhkjldsghklgjldfgskjgfkj
  • 1:03HiddenlichHiddenlich sees Missingno nearby
  • 1:03Finn168719The Second Thing launches the Xenothing infant to the wall with it's Infant
  • with it's Tentacles*
  • 1:04HiddenlichHiddenlich: I'm going to kill myself later...
  • Hiddenlich takes off his bionic arm, and throws it in the direction of Missingno
  • 1:08Beckitten27(...)
  • The Regisaurus of karro has joined the chat. 
  • 1:09Finn168719The Simon-Thing appears out of the RV, which imitates Simon

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