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  • Taking place 2 millennia after the death of Darth Valhalla
  • The Dark Side has consumed most of the universe, with tyranny and fear
  • The Jedi are once again on the run
  • 7:39User909Bob, the Frogman (the same species as the Loveland Frog), goes getting some water at the well
  • 7:39Hiddenlich
  • A large shadow is cast over him
  • 7:39User909Bob: ...croak?
  • 7:40HiddenlichA retrospect cruiser of the Sith Empire is in the sky
  • 7:41User909Bob runs to his house and blocks the door by placing a chair in front of it
  • 7:41HiddenlichFrogman: RIBBET! RIB-
  • 7:41User909His house was a small shack
  • 7:41Hiddenlich
  • A Frogman is sliced in half by a lightsaber
  • 7:41Finn168719Finn was seen sitting in the ground with a shotgun
  • Finn: Man, those goggles are unconfortable.
  • 7:41User909Bob hides inside his wardrobe
  • 7:41Hiddenlich
  • Finn the Fifteenth
  • 7:41User909Although it was the only furniture at the house
  • 7:42Hiddenlich
  • The forest was being massacred of all Frogmen
  • 7:42Finn168719Finn starts wiping his old sniper rifle with a towel
  • Finn appears to be wearing this outfit
  • Finn: And i'm just wiping my old sniper rifle, where my ancestor's wife carries....
  • 7:44User909Bob is alarmed and prays for whatever god he believes to help him
  • 7:44Hiddenlich
  • A Pau'an shoves his lightsaber through the shack door
  • 7:44Finn168719Finn grabs a mirror and shows his reflection, which he has yellow eyes
  • Finn: Blonde hair, yellow eyes...
  • 7:45User909Bob shivers
  • 7:45Finn168719Finn: And without a hat...
  • 7:45Hiddenlich
  • The lightsaber was a guard shoto variant
  • The Pau'an cuts down the door
  • 7:46User909Bob tries his best to keep silent
  • 7:46HiddenlichPau'an Sith: Fear. A common theme in this third class ecosystem
  • 7:47Finn168719Finn gets up from the ground and starts walking until he sees a small shack
  • 7:47HiddenlichPau'an Sith: I know your in here
  • You're
  • 7:47User909Bob does not answer, but his shivering can be heard
  • 7:48HiddenlichPau'an Sith: The afterlife has plenty of drinking water.
  • Pau'an Sith: You just need me to grant you access to it
  • 7:48User909Bob prays some more
  • 7:48Finn168719Finn: *thinking* What is that shack?
  • 7:49HiddenlichThe Pau'an looks at the wardrobe
  • Pau'an Sith: Your heart rate just escalated
  • 7:50Finn168719Finn: Why did i hear some talking in that shack?
  • 7:50User909Bob gets on his knees and begs for mercy
  • 7:50HiddenlichPau'an Sith: Do you actually think you can hide from a Sith Warrior?
  • The Pau'an Sith opens the wardrobe
  • 7:50Finn168719Finn enters the shack
  • 7:50User909Bob: Please! I have a wife and children to take care of! They're...somewhere.
  • Bob: I'll do anything!
  • 7:51HiddenlichPau'an Sith: Blame your politicians for not wanting to join us
  • 7:51Finn168719Finn: Why terrorizing a person?
  • 7:51Hiddenlich
  • The Pau'an raises his saber, and is about to strike the citizen
  • 7:51Finn168719Finn aims the shotgun at the Pau'an and shoots
  • Which is a typical slugthrower
  • 7:52HiddenlichPau'an Sith: ...
  • 7:52User909Bob takes advantage of Pau'an's distraction and runs away
  • 7:52Hiddenlich
  • The sith dies
  • 7:52User909Bob to Finn: T-T-Thank you so much!
  • 7:52Finn168719Finn: Your welcome.
  • Finn cocks his shotgun
  • 7:53User909Bob inspects the lightsaber with curiosity
  • 7:53Finn168719Finn puts away his shotgun
  • Finn: What was that thing?
  • Finn looks at the lightsaber
  • 7:54User909Bob: Fire Sword
  • 7:54Finn168719Finn: A Fire sword... Can it burn stuff down?
  • 7:54User909Bob tries to activate it
  • 7:55Finn168719Finn backs away to avoid injury
  • 7:56Hiddenlich
  • The red blade glows
  • 7:56User909Bob is amazed by it
  • 7:56Hiddenlich
  • A lightsaber ignites from the outside
  • 7:58User909Bob tries to deactivate the lightsaber
  • 7:59HiddenlichSith: GIO!
  • The Sith force throws Finn into a wall
  • 8:00Finn168719Finn: Ow!
  • Finn's back started feeling sore
  • 8:00User909Bob activates the lightsaber and throws it at the Sith like a dagger
  • 8:00Hiddenlich
  • The Sith is sliced in half
  • 8:01User909Bob: Lucky hit!
  • Bob gets his lightsaber and hands the Sith's lightsaber to Finn
  • 8:01Finn168719Finn: That doesn't seem to be a fire sword at all.
  • Finn grabs the lightsaber
  • 8:01Hiddenlich
  • Look at the away status for Beck
  • 8:02Finn168719I see....
  • 8:02User909Metal
  • 8:02Hiddenlich
  • More Sith are coming
  • 8:03User909Bob runs away and tries to hide at the forest
  • 8:03Finn168719Finn follows Bob
  • 8:05Hiddenlich
  • They approach a smuggler freighter near the pond
  • 8:05Beckitten27sorry, i've been looking in occasionally and that's it\
  • 8:06Finn168719Finn puts the lightsaber into his pouch
  • 8:06User909Bob doesn't even know how to drive it and loooks confused
  • 8:06Finn168719Finn: I think i know how to drive it.
  • Finn enters the smuggler freighter
  • 8:07User909Bob enters it too
  • 8:08Hiddenlich
  • The Sith are only 500 meters away
  • 8:08Finn168719Finn starts piloting the freighter
  • 8:12Hiddenlich
  • The freighter takes off
  • Sith Acolyte: They killed Gio and Sen!
  • 8:13User909Bob looks at the forest and at his frogmen friends being slaughtered
  • 8:15Hiddenlich
  • 3 hours later, on the Sith controlled planet of Naboo
  • Sith time >:)
  • 8:16User909k
  • 8:17HiddenlichPablo Grudon: Darth Anguillis, you wanted to see me?
  • Darth Anguillis: The Dark Lord is not pleased by your actions, Pablo Grudon.
  • Pablo Grudon: ?
  • Who will play as the Dark Lord of the Sith?
  • 8:18User909How does he act?
  • 8:19HiddenlichHe is the leader of the Sith, and ultimate user of the Dark Side of the force
  • http://starwars.wikia.com/wiki/Category:Dark_side_powers
  • Sith lords have the title of Darth
  • They are very deceiving, and are not afraid to show negative emotions
  • 8:22User909Darth Chormungnus: I'm very angry now about...that
  • Beckitten27 has left Daigee Central. 
  • 8:24HiddenlichPablo Grudon: My lord, Gio and Sen were my best pupils! There is no way they could have been killed that easily
  • 8:24User909Darth Chormungnus: Who killed them?
  • 8:24HiddenlichPablo Grudon: According to an acolyte, they were killed by a smuggler with projectile weaponry... and a frogman that got hold of a lightsaber
  • 8:25User909Darth Chormungnus: A FROGMAN?!
  • Darth Chormungnus: HOW COULD THIS BE?!
  • 8:25HiddenlichPablo Grudon: I wasn't there!
  • Darth Anguillis: Ooh... that's a big mistake
  • 8:27User909Darth Chormungnus: I want that frogman in special DEAD and his head IN MY DARTH HANDS!
  • 8:27Finn168719Darth Yoshius: I wanted to kill that smuggler.
  • 8:27User909Darth Chormungnus: And that smuggler too, of course!
  • 8:27Finn168719Dark Yoshius: And explain how the Smuggler looks like.
  • 8:27HiddenlichPablo Grudon: *Gulps* Yes my lord...
  • Pablo Grudon: Yellow eyed, yellow haired, shotgun, jacket
  • Pablo Grudon: Very primitive looking
  • 8:28Finn168719Pablo Grudon also notices that he has a red bandana
  • about the Smuggler
  • 8:29HiddenlichPablo Grudon: Oh! One last thing, he had a red bandana! Typical for scoundrels
  • 8:29Finn168719Dark Yoshius: I think the smuggler seems familiar to me before i became a Sith...
  • 8:30HiddenlichDarth Anguillis: Do not fail us again, Pablo Grudon. Or else you will feel the true wrath of the dark side.
  • Pablo Grudon: *Anxious* I won't! I won't!
  • 8:30User909Darth Chormungnus: And you better bring that Frogman to me!
  • 8:31Hiddenlich
  • Pablo Grudon bows, and speed walks out of the chamber
  • Darth Anguillis: I shall send the Templars to watch him, my master.
  • 8:32Finn168719Dark Yoshius: The Smuggler appears to remind me of my childhood enemy because of the yellow hair, and the yellow eyes...
  • 8:32HiddenlichDarth Anguillis: Enough! You must not let past relationships cloud your thoughts!
  • Darth Anguillis: The smuggler shall die, regardless of whether he was a friend of yours, or not.
  • 8:33User909Darth Chormungnus: Yoshius, do you know his name?
  • 8:33Finn168719Dark Yoshius: His name is Finn...
  • 8:34User909Darth Chormungnus: Now we know his name and description!
  • 8:34Hiddenlich
  • Back to the freighter, which is now within the mid-rim territories
  • Finn168719Finn: Hmmm... I wonder what to do today, maybe get some crew members.
  • 8:38User909Bob: I need a drink!
  • 8:39Finn168719Finn grabs the ale from the refrigerator
  • 8:40User909Bob drinks it all very quickly
  • Bob: More!
  • 8:40Finn168719Finn grabs 2 ale from the refrigerator
  • Finn gives two of them to Bob
  • 8:40User909Bob drinks the two in few seconds. He doesn't show signs of being drunk
  • 8:40Finn168719Finn goes to his room to watch Spaceballs
  • 8:41HiddenlichThey are on approach to the planet of Malastare
  • 8:43User909Bob checks what kind of fuel the vehicle is powered by
  • 8:45Finn168719Finn grabs the 9mm pistol from his cabinet and puts it into his pocket
  • 8:46Hiddenlich
  • The freighter is being powered by rhydonium, a very volatile fuel
  • 8:47User909Bob: ...Not fun
  • 8:48HiddenlichShip Computer: Alert! Entering gravitational pull of planet Malastare
  • 8:49Finn168719Finn goes to the seat from the ship
  • 8:50User909Bob: What does that mean?
  • 8:50Hiddenlich
  • Bob sees a city down below
  • 8:51User909Bob: Ohhhh
  • 8:53Finn168719Finn: I could just hire some crew members...
  • 9:00Hiddenlich
  • The freighter lands on a free landing platform
  • 9:02User909Bob: ?
  • 9:02Finn168719Finn gets out of the freighter
  • 9:03User909Bob grabs his lightsaber and follows Finn
  • 9:03Finn168719Finn starts looking to hire a new crew mate
  • 9:04User909Bob wanders around
  • 9:05HiddenlichMost of Malastare's inhabitants are Dug 
  • 9:05User909Bob: Is there a bar around?
  • 9:07HiddenlichRuchak: *Overhearing the question* There is Robulba's Bar just over there
  • 9:07User909Bob: Thanks!
  • Bob walks to the bar
  • 9:08Finn168719Finn: I will need some crew members to join in my adventures...
  • 9:08User909Bob to the Bartender: How many drinks can i buy with this sword? *shows lightsaber*
  • 9:11HiddenlichRobulba: ...
  • Robulba: We don't serve your kind, Sith
  • Robulba goes to attend another patron
  • 9:12User909Bob: But...but
  • 9:12Finn168719Finn appears in the bar
  • 9:12Hiddenlich
  • The patrons of the bar are staring at Bob, in anger
  • Tacheko: You may control Malastare, but you cannot control whether we serve you or not!
  • 9:14Finn168719Finn: Um, i killed two Siths before.
  • Finn: Oh wait, i killed 1.
  • 9:14User909Bob: This bar smells Ewok balls! I'm out!
  • Bob leaves the bar in anger
  • 9:15Finn168719Finn: Hello there, you may call me the Sith Slayer because i killed 1 Sith with a slug thrower.
  • 9:15HiddenlichRobulba: *To Finn* You better scram too. Sith are bad, but Sith Hunters are worse.
  • 9:15Finn168719Finn: Not if i blast your brains out with my 9mm pistol. *points at Robulba*
  • Finn: Threaten me and i'll pull the trigger...
  • Finn puts his 9mm pistol away and walks away
  • 9:18User909Bob searches the Freighter for a gun
  • 9:19Hiddenlich
  • People are staring at Finn with concern
  • 9:19User909Bob finds another 9mm pistol
  • Bob enters the bar again and points the pistol at the bartender Bob: GIVE ME ALL THE ALCOHOL YOU HAVE!
  • 9:20HiddenlichRobulba: *Chews gum* A Sith using a gun. Now that is unprecedented.
  • Robulba stares at Bob, with plain eyes
  • 9:20Finn168719Finn enters the bar and shoots Robulba in the forehead
  • 9:21Hiddenlich
  • The patrons scream
  • 9:21Finn168719Finn leaves the bar
  • 9:21Hiddenlich
  • Dug riot patrol officers appear with shock staffs
  • 9:22User909Bob takes advantage of the panic and grabs a bunch of beer bottles
  • 9:22HiddenlichDug Riot Patrol Officer: STOP!
  • 9:23Finn168719Finn starts blending in
  • 9:23User909Bob jumps towards the exit and barfs at the Patrol Officer's face. The vomit was somewhat acid. Not to the point of melting the skin, though
  • It was some sort of self-defense mechanism.
  • 9:25Finn168719Finn continues blending in with the crowd
  • 9:25Hiddenlich
  • Another Patrol officer pokes Bob with a shock staff
  • 9:26User909Bob drops on the floor hurt. He plays dead.
  • 9:27HiddenlichDug Riot Patrol Officer 2: Let's drop the corpse off the edge of the cargo yards!
  • 9:27User909Bob continues to play dead
  • 9:28Hiddenlich
  • The Riot Patrol Officers carry the body to the other side of the city
  • After about 20 minutes of walking, they reach the cargo yards
  • 9:30User909Bob: ...
  • 9:30Finn1687193 Ottsels appeared at the cargo yards armed with hunting rifles
  • 9:31HiddenlichPetcheko holds the body over the barriers of the cargo yard edge
  • Petcheko: This is what you call a Sith! One that dies in fire!
  • The Dug Riot Patroll Officers cheer
  • 9:32Finn168719Five Ottsels showed up to grab Bob's "corpse" due to height
  • 9:33User909Bob: You have angered the dark Sith and now you must suffer the my wrath!
  • 9:33HiddenlichPetcheko: What?
  • Petcheko: Your still alive
  • You're
  • Petceko: How?
  • Petcheko
  • 9:33User909Bob: I am the embodiement of darkness itself! Didn't expect me to come in such a mundane form?!
  • 9:34Hiddenlich
  • Petcheko laughs, but the other Riot Control Officers back away from the barriers
  • Patrol
  • 9:34Finn168719The Ottsels also laugh
  • 9:34HiddenlichPetcheko: Huh?
  • Petcheko looks at the Ottsels below
  • Petcheko: How did they know...
  • 9:35User909Bob: Those are my loyal servants! We are hive-mind!
  • 9:36HiddenlichPetcheko: I want proof, Frogman.
  • 9:36User909Bob: How else would i be carrying around a lightsaber?
  • 9:37HiddenlichPetcheko: Use your magic
  • 9:37Finn168719The Ottsels puts Bob down as they are Bob's servants
  • 9:37HiddenlichPetcheko: Hey!
  • 9:37User909(Bob is just faking it)
  • 9:37Hiddenlich
  • Bob is free from Petcheko's grasp
  • User909Bob barfs at Petcheko's face
  • 9:39HiddenlichPetcheko: ...
  • 9:39User909The barf started to sting
  • 9:40HiddenlichPetcheko: *Enraged* GET OUT OF MY SIGHT!
  • Petcheko is trying to get the acid off of his face
  • 9:40Finn168719The Ottsels started hitting Petcheko with a small baseball bat
  • 9:40User909Bob grabs the shock staff and hits Petcheko at the neck
  • HiddenlichPetcheko is overwhelmed by the group and becomes unconscious
  • A Dug approaches Finn
  • 4:57Finn168719The Ottsels walk away
  • Finn: Who the heck are you?
  • 4:57User909Bob searches Petcheko's body trying to find something interesting
  • 4:58HiddenlichDug: I heard you were recruiting crew members, and I would like to inquire more about it
  • Dug: My name is Trordux Nboudud.
  • 4:58Finn168719Finn: Hello there.
  • Finn: My name is Finn Mertens, who was appparently the descendent of a person who had multiple clones of himself.
  • 4:59HiddenlichTrordux Nboudud: So, what a crew member do on your ship?
  • 4:59User909Bob grabs the shock staff and heads towards the city
  • 5:00Finn168719Finn: They should be experienced in combat.
  • 5:01User909Bob goes back to the bar with the shock staff and grabs the bag full of beer
  • 5:02HiddenlichTrordux Nboudud: I have been trained in combat
  • Trordux Nboudud: In the wilderness of the Iotagado region
  • 5:02User909Bob looks around the city
  • He recovers his gun
  • 5:04Finn168719Finn: I killed a Sith once.... With a shotgun.
  • 5:04User909Bob finds his lightsaber
  • 5:10HiddenlichTrordux Nboudud: Hmm
  • Trordux Nboudud: I am interested in working aboard your ship
  • 5:11User909Bob goes around robbing some stores to sustain his alcohol addiction, despite the 12 bottles of beer he is carrying
  • 5:13Hiddenlich
  • Dug Gunships appear and deploy heavily armed Shocktroopers
  • 5:13User909Bob hires Ewok 2 hobos and makes a gang
  • 2 Ewok
  • 5:17Hiddenlich
  • The shock troopers approach a closed liquor store that hasn't been robbed yet
  • 5:18User909Bob and his gang notice the troopers and hide in an alley
  • 5:18Finn168719A Group of Ottsels decided to join Bob's gang
  • 5:19User909Bob accepts them.
  • Bob sends his gang to get more money and beer. He gives his gun to one of the Ottsels
  • 5:21Hiddenlich
  • There are only two alcoholic beverage store dealers left in the city
  • The others were robbed
  • 5:21User909The gang comes back with 8 bottles of beer/vodka/whatever and some money
  • Bob: ...we need to find another planet to rob.
  • 5:22Finn168719Finn: Hmmm.... What was the government...
  • 5:23User909Bob: Does any of you know how to pilot a ship. Ewok: ...i was a pilot. I remember the basics
  • Ewok 2: I RODE MY STARTSHIP TO THE REPTILIAN GALAXY AND DEFEATED THE EVIL VARGHRALAX EMPIRE AND SAVED THE UNIVERSE!
  • Bob checks the amount of fuel on the Smuggler Freighter
  • 5:27HiddenlichTrordux Nboudud: Do I have the job?
  • 5:28User909Bob: ... Ewok: I'm pretty sure it's enough
  • Bob and his gang enter the Smuggler Freighter and the Ewok pilot hobo takes control of the ship
  • 5:28Finn168719Finn: I'll just work alone for now.
  • 5:30User909The Freighter takes off and the gang tries to find another civilized planet
  • 5:30Finn168719The Freighter encounters a Star Destroyer
  • 5:31User909The Freighter tries to avoid the Star Destroyer and goes away
  • 5:32Hiddenlich
  • They left Finn behind...
  • 5:32Finn168719Now, Finn would have to steal a space craft
  • 5:33User909The Freighter quickly lands on a nearby planet. It was luckily civilized and inhabited by snake people.
  • 5:34Finn168719Solid Snakes, and Snapes are inhabitating the planet
  • 5:35User909The snakes just happened to be a bunch of drunkards. The gang recruits 5 more members and leads more robberies
  • 5:37Hiddenlich
  • There is no rule of law on the planet, so these crimes go undetected
  • 5:38User909The gang starts growing fast and soon has over 50 members. Only half of them are sober thou
  • though
  • 5:40HiddenlichI need to go
  • 5:40Finn168719The ottsels decides to steal weapons for their gang members to raid the stores more effectively
  • Hiddenlich*Bob's crime syndicate grows very quickly, and has about 1000 members within an hour
  • 9:40User909Bob: Oh boy! I now control this world's biggest booze empire!
  • 9:41HiddenlichManny the Snake: BOOZE IS THE LAW! IT IS THE GOD. WE ARE THE MASTERS.
  • 9:41User909Bob: Hmmm...that gave me an idea
  • Because of his large influence over the local drunkards, Bob establishes a new local government with a fully-fledged government system named "Booozecracy"
  • 9:43Finn168719A group of strange gas mask people with dark armor and glowing orange eyes armed with assault rifles are seen
  • 9:43HiddenlichThis group are the Helghast Guardians of the Holy Booze Trade
  • 9:44User909Several drunkards go meet the group

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