10:52TheEnderGamerZoidberg: Wait, I'm gonna let a little crab make fun of me?
Zoidberg walks back
10:52Beckitten27i forgot you were here sling
10:53Sling KingI forgoti was here
10:53Finn168719Maxwell's Cthulhu appears infront of the Japanese spider crab and tries to tell the crab why is he attacking Zoidberg
10:53User909Neo-Trilobitean Prime Minister: THE DAQU-DAQU HAS AWAKENED
10:53HiddenlichThe Japanese spider crab runs off to attack the trilobites for betraying him
10:54User909The trilobite army is sent to deal with the Japanese spider crab. They go for the legs
10:54Finn168719Maxwell generates a large spear for his Cthulhu to grab and attacks the Japanese spider crab
10:55HiddenlichJapanese Spider Crab: *In Horseshoe* YOU BETRAYED YOUR OWN RACE FOR AN EXTINCT ANCESTOR!
10:55TheEnderGamerThis talk about maxwell has caused me to play Scribblenauts
I must say: Thank you
10:55Beckitten27Beck: wait a minute, shouldn't I be trying to get home?
The water levels rise
10:56TheEnderGamerZoidberg and Bender swim
10:56User909The army of 32 trilobites attack the Japanese Spider Crab
10:56Beckitten27Beck: i guess i did make a mistake
10:56Finn168719Cthulhu stabs the Japanese Spider Crab at the leg
The Japanese spider crab gives off a red aura
10:57Finn168719Cthulhu glares at the Japanese spider crab
10:58HiddenlichJapanese Spider Crab: I WILL NOT ALLOW CRABS TO BECOME EXTINCT FOR PREHISTORIC CREATURES!
Japanese Spider Crab: THE AGE OF THE TRILOBITES IS NO LONGER RELEVANT!
10:58Finn168719Cthulhu: I'm going to stab you in the eye!
Cthulhu prepares to stab the Japanese Spider Crab in the eye with a spear
10:59HiddenlichThe Japanese Spider Crab stabs his leg into Cthulhu's neck artery
10:59User909Trilobite prime minister: HORSESHOE CRABS AREN'T EVEN CRUSTACEANS
10:59Finn168719Cthulhu falls to the ground
Cthulhu coughs out blood
11:00TheEnderGamerZoidberg: I'm not going to interfere here...
11:00Finn168719Maxwell gives Cthulhu a rifle
11:00TheEnderGamerBender: Me neither
Cthulhu aims the rifle at the Japanese Spider Crab
Cthulhu began shooting
11:00HiddenlichThe Japanese spider crab is torn apart by the bullets
11:01TheEnderGamerBender starts drinking beer
11:01HiddenlichIt collapses and is washed away by the rising waves
11:01Finn168719Maxwell adds the healing adjective to Cthulhu
11:02Hiddenlich???? kneels on the ground
11:02Finn168719Maxwell looks at ????
Maxwell: I'm your Multiversian god
11:03Hiddenlich????: My cause is no longer relevant
???? look at a lone piece of the crab's shell not swept away by the waves
11:05User909Trilobite Philosopher: Death...so meaningful to the surroundings...yet so meaningless to the departed...begone fear!
11:05Finn168719Maxwell summons a giant Trilobite
11:05HiddenlichThere are corpses of dead pelicans in the area
Other watch the trilobites closely
11:07Finn168719The Pelican warriors appeared at the shore, armed with sticks
11:07User909The trilobites build some sand castles
The pelicans are not sentient
11:07User909However, they are destroyed by the waves
11:07HiddenlichThey are just your average bird trying to survive
They can't reason
11:08Finn168719Maxwell decides to create a Sand Stronghold for the Trilobites to live in
Two weeks later
11:08User909Trilobite Prime Minister: Today...one of our first cities was destroyed. Trilobitia, with the age of 4 minutes, was destroyed by the wrathful sea. So this day...we declare war to the sea waves!
11:08HiddenlichMost of the pelicans have migrated away from the island
11:08User909The trilobites populate the stronghold and from there, launch pointless attacks to the sea waves
11:09Finn168719Maxwell: I can help you destroy the sea waves.
Maxwell spawns a drain to lower the sea level
11:09Hiddenlich???? isolates himself in the island cave, while the shadowy figures have completely vanished
11:09User909The trilobites build small cities where was the beach
11:10HiddenlichThe plane wreckage is most cleared, but it's remains are rusty and very dangerous
11:10User909They start sending trilobites to the sea to hunt for food
11:11Finn168719The sea level is drained to Continental Shelf level
There is a more land for the island, but the ocean remains
11:11Finn168719Due to the sea level being reduced to Continental Shelf level
11:11HiddenlichIt is about the size of Papua New Guinea due to the drainage
11:13Beckitten27Beck: i have nothing to do now
11:13HiddenlichTrilobite: We are the great civilization!
Trilobite: No longer does our species tremble in fossils!
Trilobite: We are free!
The trilobite enters his sand den
11:14User909Trilobite 2: We will rise again! The Great Dying didn't hold us back!
11:15Finn168719The Trilobites see a ship heading to the island to colonize it
It appears to be far away
A helicopter lands near the island shore
11:15User909The trilobite population of the island just reached FIFTY citizens, including the politicians
11:16Finn168719Cthulhu starts a disco party
11:16HiddenlichPilot: Papa Bird, human inhabitants con-
The pilot stares at Cthulhu in horror
Pilot: Get the military! The equivalent of Godzilla is on this island!
11:17TheEnderGamerZoidberg starts doing the crab "scuttling from side to side"
11:17Finn168719Cthulhu flies away
Bender: Aw the party is over?
11:17Finn168719Maxwell erases Cthulhu
Devingee has joined the chat.
11:17Finn168719Maxwell spawns Devinzilla
11:17DevingeeI'm having problems translating Weegee's name into Korean
Don't use a translator
11:18DevingeeIt keeps coming up as "Louisiana"
11:18TheEnderGamerBender: What the hell is that?
11:18HiddenlichWe need actual people who are fluent or can actually speak the foreign language that can type up the wiki
11:18User909And we need a reason to do so
11:18DevingeeIt can work, if you're smart with it. I just need to work out the kinks, figure out the foreign context, etc.
Lots of grammar issues
11:19HiddenlichGiorgio A. Tsoukalos comes out of the helicopter
Finn168719 has left the chat.
11:19DevingeeI made Weegee's Chinese name into "Hypnosis Luigi"
11:19HiddenlichTsoukalos snaps his fingers
11:19DevingeeBecause Weegee didn't translate
And everything else came out as "Terrible Luigi"
11:20HiddenlichTsoukalos: Aliens! This will prove my theory about aliens to the world!
11:20User909The trilobites build tiny cute houses around the stronghold
Those are for the military so they can react quickly to attacks
Beck hears flute music
11:22Beckitten27Beck: i like music
???? is playing the flute by a hole in the ground
His Peruvian pelican lies their dead
11:23Beckitten27Beck: i'm sorry
11:24Hiddenlich???? stops playing and looks at Beck
????: You didn't understand me. It's not your fault.
11:25Beckitten27Beck: i'm sorry for your loss
???? looks at his bird
????: Five years. It was the best thing that ever happened to me in five years.
11:26Beckitten27Beck: i should probably go so you can think without being interrupted
11:26Hiddenlich????: Cursed under a horseshoe crab's "god", I lost my ability to speak English
????: I only spoke traces of other languages and gibberish
????: The bird was the only one that could understand me.
???? touches his wrist with a shard of metal
11:28Beckitten27Beck: what are you doing?
11:29Hiddenlich????: Through blood, I gain relief. Through relief, my chains are broken.
???? slits a line down his arm
????: Death shall set me free.
11:30Beckitten27(i was hoping you weren't going there, and now i just don't know what to do)
The shadowy figures chant int he trees
????: Death makes one strong. Spiritual connections are unlimited this way. The gods know of all intentions. You become what they say you aren't.
???? stands up
????: Goodbye, Beck. Perhaps we will cross paths in the afterlife, or when we meet up with Gaia.
11:32Beckitten27Beck: i guess there's nothing i can do now
11:33Hiddenlich????: Heh heh heh heh heh...
???? starts to lose balance
????: Ha ha ha ha!
????: HA HA HA HA HA!!
11:34Beckitten27Beck: i'm just going to go...
11:34TheEnderGamerBender punches ???? in the face before he dies
???? mask falls off
11:35Beckitten27Beck: now what?
11:35TheEnderGamerBender: I just punched an old man in the face and I don't feel bad! TAKE THAT LAW ENFORCEMENT!