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Dudegi WC

*we start underwater*

*the lovely teleportation device has decided to teleport Test Subject 666 to the bottom of a lake*

8:18

User909

some fishy stuff happens underwater

dolphins are glubbin and sea serpents are hssss and stuff

8:18

Dudegi WC

*the water pressure is causing him brain damage*

8:19

Hiddenlich

*Anglerfish surround the Test Subject

8:20

Dudegi WC

*he tries to swim up, but he just ends up going basically nowhere*

8:20

User909

Squishy-Mushy Jellyfishy: ur i'm serious trouble

Squishy-Mushy Jellyfishy 2: this is hell this is worse welcome to your doom

8:21

TheEnderGamer

Squishy-Mushy Jellyfishy 3: guys im hungry

8:21

Dudegi WC

Test Subject 666: Did you say...hell

*he doesn't need air

8:21

User909

Squishy-Mushy 2: yeah i said it

8:21

Dudegi WC

*he just needs to stop taking brain damage

8:22

User909

Squishy-Mushy Jellyfishy: lets eat some capital letters

8:22

Dudegi WC

Test Subject 666: WELL THAT'S JUST GREAT CUZ I LOVE HOME

*Test Subject 666 grabs a jellyfishy to eat it*

8:22

Hiddenlich

*The Test Subject gets electrocuted

8:23

Dudegi WC

Test Subject 666: *incoherence as he lets go*

8:23

TheEnderGamer

Squishy-Mushy Jellyfishy 3: ITS A CAPTIAL LETTERS

8:23

Dudegi WC

Test Subject 666: Ow ow ow. What's your problem

8:23

TheEnderGamer

Squishy-Mushy Jellyfishy eats the captial letters

8:23

User909

Squishy-Mushy Jellyfishy: you're a pathetic waste of carbon you should have never been born

8:24

Dudegi WC

est ubject 666: _ don't like talking like this

8:24

User909

Squishy-Mushy Jellyfishy: Oh good now all i need are some commas and periods

8:24

TheEnderGamer

Squishy-Mushy Jellyfishy 3: who me

8:25

Dudegi WC

est ubject 666: 'm erticus (Certicus)

8:25

Hiddenlich

*Spongebob gets a big net to catch one of the Squishy-Mushy-Jellyfishies

8:25

Dudegi WC

Certicus: Now don't eat these letters because I need to eat you

8:25

TheEnderGamer

well i gotta go to the store

bye

8:25

Hiddenlich

 o/

8:25

User909

Squishy-Mushy Jellyfishy: Oh noes!

oooww

bye

8:25

Dudegi WC

 o/

Certicus: WAIT A MINUTE

Certicus: IT'S A GIANT SPONGE

*Certicus boosts himself down and grabs Spongebob*

Certicus: GIANT SPONGE YOU MUST EAT THE LAKE SO I CAN MAKE IT MY NEW UNDERWATER BASE

8:26

Hiddenlich

*Spongebob bites Certicus's thumb

TheEnderGamer has left the chat. 

8:27

Hiddenlich

Spongebob: Did you drink some barnacle kelp? I'm a lot smaller than you are!

8:28

Dudegi WC

*Certicus stretches spongebob to the point where his eyeballs are starting to pop out*

8:28

User909

Mr Krabs extracts the juice of some Squishy-Mushy Jellyfishies and sells it to people 

8:28

Beckitten27

wait, this isn't serious at all

8:28

Dudegi WC

*I'm working on it

8:29

User909

A bunch of fishes become squishy and mushy physically and mentally

8:29

Hiddenlich

Spongebob: STOP! I CAN'T SEE!

*Spongebob starts to glow

8:29

Dudegi WC

Certicus: ABSORB THE WATER BOB

8:29

Hiddenlich

Spongebob: I SAID STOP IT! *Spongebob starts to heat up

8:29

Dudegi WC

Certicus: I would eat you and do it myself but you're too chewy and hey are you becoming a volcano

Certicus: I LOVE VOLCANOS

*Certicus stretches him harder*

8:31

Hiddenlich

*Spongebob's power level is increasing by the millions

Spongebob: STOP. IT.

8:31

User909

Spongebob goes Super Sayan

Long blond spiky hair included

8:32

Dudegi WC

Certicus: OH GEE EM

Certicus: YOU'RE PISSING YOURSELF

Certicus: EW GET AWAY

8:32

Hiddenlich

*Spongebob shoots an energy blast at Certicus

8:32

Dudegi WC

*Certicus goes flying*

*he hits the side of a rock wall*

8:33

User909

It appears there are many rocky walls in the Bikini Bottom

No one knows where they came from though

8:33

Dudegi WC

Certicus: THAT'S IT I'M GOING TO THE SHORE

*Certicus glitch superjumps like in halo 2*

8:34

User909

LITTLE DID CERTICUS REALIZE DBZ BATTLES ARE ALL ABOUT HITTING ROCKY WALLS (sometimes going through them)

8:34

Hiddenlich

Spongebob: KAMEHAMEHA!

*Spongebob uses the kamehameha on Certicus

8:34

Dudegi WC

Patrick: Wait Spongebob

Patrick: I have a better move

*Patrick starts using the Neo Tri-Beam*

Patrick: ADVANCED GEOMETRY

*Patrick's move wastes him because he's Patrick*

8:35

User909

It's fresh, hip and triple the angle!

8:36

Dudegi WC

Wait do you guys know how to make a triangle that's bigger than 180 degrees?

8:36

User909

nein

8:36

Dudegi WC

https://qph.is.quoracdn.net/main-qimg-ea11913db92d78636455a2ea8a908424?convert_to_webp=true

It involves multiple dimensions

Rather than just the standard 2

8:36

User909

aesthetic

8:37

Hiddenlich

Why are you asking this?

8:37

Dudegi WC

*the scientists who teleported Certicus spot him*

Because the Neo Tri-Beam uses that triangle lich

It forms a square though because the beam is spinning or something

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pES8ThLeAj8

8:42

User909

i have no idea if it hits or not but it causes a rock wall to fall

8:42

Hiddenlich

Dr. Ezo: I'm detecting a massive energy spike from underneath him!

8:43

Dudegi WC

Dr. Binstrotter: Test Subject 666! Come to us quickly!

8:43

Hiddenlich

*There is a shrink device on land

*Wait, nevermind

8:43

Dudegi WC

Certicus: Hey you kids! GET OFF OF MY LAWN

*Certicus throws an old man at some people*

8:45

Hiddenlich

*The hilltop houses of Bikini Bottom II (We are in a lake) break apart from Certicus's ascendance

8:45

Dudegi WC

Certicus: Wait...This sand is very loose

Certicus: I WILL DIG IT ALL OUT AND MAKE MY UNDERGROUND BASE

*Certicus starts digging*

8:47

Hiddenlich

*The sand Certicus digs out crushes the houses of Bikini Bottom II

8:47

Dudegi WC

*Certicus digs himself into a tunnel*

8:47

Beckitten27

wait, this isn't that serious

8:48

Dudegi WC

*Certicus decides to blow up what's in front of him because blowing stuff up is fun*

*so a large chunk of sand caves in from above*

8:48

User909

i don't think anyone here is REAAALLY in the mood of going into a serious RP

8:48

Hiddenlich

Dr. Ezo: Where the hell is he?

8:49

Dudegi WC

*the radar picks up the little chip on certicus's body*

8:49

Beckitten27

well, i need something to do

8:49

Dudegi WC

Certicus: Now I need materials

8:49

Hiddenlich

Radar Technician: He's digging into the underwater lake wall!

8:50

Dudegi WC

Certicus: I suppose I'll burn the sand into glass

*Certicus starts trying to set the sand on fire*

8:50

Hiddenlich

*Spongebob enters the tunnel

8:50

User909

if you can't even insert yourself into a lulzy setting without any compromise with the laws of logic (and geometry) how do you think you would fit in inside a serious RP?

8:50

Hiddenlich

Spongebob: KA!

8:51

Beckitten27

sorry, i think too hard \

8:51

Hiddenlich

Spongebob: MEH!

Spongebob: HA!

8:51

User909

just calm down and have fun  :P

8:51

Hiddenlich

Spongebob: MEH!

8:51

Dudegi WC

Certicus: Oh hey it's the sponge thing

*Certicus sets Spongebob on fire*

8:51

Hiddenlich

Spongebob: HAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!

8:51

User909

one day you'll miss this

8:51

Beckitten27

i'm tempted to just randomly throw my character in, because screw needing air

8:52

User909

that's the spirit!

8:52

Dudegi WC

Beck can be on the surface helping the scientists or something  :P

8:52

Hiddenlich

*Spongebob fires a large kamehameha into Certicus's developing lair

8:52

Dudegi WC

Certicus: Oh you're helping me  :D

*I hate these emotes

8:52

Hiddenlich

*The sand above begins to collapse in on the newly dug out area

8:53

Beckitten27

beck: screw it. i don't need logic

8:53

Dudegi WC

Certicus: I need a better floor though

8:53

Hiddenlich

*The ground above is shaking also

8:53

Dudegi WC

Certicus: Hey Sponge thing do you know of floor stuff

8:53

Hiddenlich

Dr. Ezo: WE NEED TO MOVE!

Spongebob: Grr...

8:53

Dudegi WC

Certicus: Cuz I don't want glass where people can see up my skirt

Certicus: Even though I don't wear one but you never know what life throws at you

8:54

Hiddenlich

Spongebob: NO! I WON'T HELP YOU!

8:54

Dudegi WC

Certicus: Like how I got thrown underwater

Certicus: And discovered the meaning of hotdogs

8:54

Hiddenlich

*The scientist's camp sinks into the ground

8:55

Dudegi WC

*many local residents start showing up to try to help*

*not certicus but the scientists and stuff*

8:55

Beckitten27

beck: is there anything i can do?

8:56

Dudegi WC

Certicus: Wait...I know who to get

Certicus: Hold on Spongeman I need to find a certain watermelon

*Certicus flies out of the hole and into a random direction*

8:56

Hiddenlich

Dr. Ezo: JUST HANG ONTO SOMETHING!

8:57

Dudegi WC

*Certicus arrives at some island and throws a giant watermelon into the water*

8:57

Beckitten27

beck grabs onto something for no reason

8:57

Dudegi WC

Certicus: COME OUT GIANT WATERMELON I NEED YOUR HELP PLS

8:58

Hiddenlich

*The giant watermelon floats in the water

8:59

Dudegi WC

Certicus: DAMNIT I MEANT THE OTHER WATERMELON

Certicus (lying): I HAVE THE STEVEN?

*if anyone watches Steven Universe you'll know what I'm talking about hopefully

9:00

User909

i don't

9:00

Dudegi WC

*Oh

*Well cut this part out but I'm talking about this: http://steven-universe.wikia.com/wiki/Malachite

9:02

Beckitten27

beck: you know what, i don't care

9:03

Dudegi WC

*Certicus picks up Malachite and flies her back to the lake while almost hitting the sky a bunch of times*

*Everyone dies because surging waters*

*not really*

*Cut this part out too*

9:06

Beckitten27

beck: i just want to be awesome

9:07

Dudegi WC

Certicus: GIANT WATERMELON PERSON! PURGE THE WATER UGLY PLEASE

9:08

Hiddenlich

*Spongebob rises out of the water with red hair Saiyan hair and red eyes

Spongebob: YOU!!!

9:08

Dudegi WC

Certicus: V

9:08

User909

Spongebob's muscles are like the ones from a Greek God

9:09

Dudegi WC

*Certicus goes back under the sand and starts eating it*

9:09

User909

He is as buffed as a pissed-off sponge can get

9:09

Dudegi WC

*then he pukes it up into the lake because sand tastes bad*

9:09

Hiddenlich

Spongebob attacks Malachite

9:10

Dudegi WC

*Malachite gets caught off guard and falls over*

Malachite: BAH! A PATHETIC TRICK

*Malachite punches Spongebob with a giant water fist*

9:10

Hiddenlich

*Spongebob falls into the water

*A few moments later, he rises into the sky and makes the clouds rain over a thousand energy knives

9:11

Dudegi WC

*Malachite puts up an ice barrier*

*Malachite tries to fly up with her water wings to Spongebob*

*while holding the barrier*

9:12

Hiddenlich

Spongebob: REGIOBI!

*Spongebob's body is lit on fire

9:13

Dudegi WC

*Malachite starts spinning in place*

9:13

Hiddenlich

*A masked man approaches Beck (His mask: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K-2vriFIJHs )

9:13

Dudegi WC

*that's a groaning man lich

9:14

Hiddenlich

Masked Man: Did you say you wanted to be recognized as a person?

*Spongebob dives into the ice barrier while lit on fire

*He tries to drill through it

9:16

Dudegi WC

*Malachite charges into Spongebob with a rock-helmet thing*

9:16

Hiddenlich

*Spongebob is still drilling in Malachite direction of travel

*Malachite's

9:17

Dudegi WC

*they collide in midair*

9:18

Beckitten27

beck: you know what, i think i'll be fine (beck seems wary)

9:18

Hiddenlich

*An anime/manga style shockwave occurs from their collision

9:19

Dudegi WC

*Malachite goes falling down but catches herself in the water*

9:19

Hiddenlich

Spongebob is still in the air, but is temporarily paralyzed from the collision

Masked Man: Are you sure?

9:20

Dudegi WC

Malachite: YOU THINK YOU CAN KEEP ME DOWN!

*Malachite throws ice chunks at Spongebob*

9:20

Beckitten27

beck: i honestly have no idea who you are, and i don't like that

9:20

Hiddenlich

*Spongebob is hit by the ice chunks

*He falls into the water below

9:21

Dudegi WC

*Malachite catches him with water arms*

9:22

Hiddenlich

*He is paralyzed

9:22

Dudegi WC

Malachite: Now to finish you!

9:22

Hiddenlich

Spongebob: ...

9:22

Dudegi WC

*Malachite starts freezing the water*

9:24

Hiddenlich

*Spongebob painfully turns his head towards Malachite

9:24

Dudegi WC

*Malachite starts spinning in place again*

9:24

Hiddenlich

Spongebob: B-b-b

*Spongebob's right arm moves backward

9:25

Dudegi WC

*Malachite charges*

9:26

Hiddenlich

Spongebob: YOU SATANIC BITCH! *Spongebob tries to punch Malachite with an electric fist

9:26

Dudegi WC

*he collides with Malachite's rock head piece*

9:26

Beckitten27

beck: wait, why am i talking to you?

9:27

Dudegi WC

*cue the bigger anime explosion that starts with the spark and then explodes violently*

9:27

Hiddenlich

*The energy given off is hotter than the surface of the sun

*There is a mushroom cloud added for effect

9:27

Dudegi WC

*everything starts burning*

9:29

Hiddenlich

*Within a few hours, astronauts in space can see a black dot compared to the size of a pencil eraser in the area of the explosion

9:30

Dudegi WC

*Malachite defuses*

9:30

Hiddenlich

*Spongebob falls into the boiling water of the lake

*He sinks to the very bottom

9:31

User909

*graciously

9:31

Hiddenlich

*The scientists in the sinkhole are somehow unaffected by the blast of the second collision

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