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This roleplay was started on April 2, 2018 and ended on April 6, 2018.

|<>| Lich of the Horn Club |<>|#3295  [02-Apr-18 03:14 PM]
*The LJN logo appears on a white screen.*
*After that, an unskippable sequence of company logos appears on the screen.*

Shinji Ikari#5703  [02-Apr-18 03:33 PM]
*Another sequence shows up which said "Powered by Frostbite"*

Eren Yeager#5409  [02-Apr-18 05:01 PM]
"the hell..."

Shinji Ikari#5703  [02-Apr-18 05:10 PM]
*After a bunch of unskippable sequences left, the Game title shows up*

Abaddon, King of the Locusts#1177  [02-Apr-18 05:34 PM]
An awful uproar arises in the room as die-hards fans of the Meme Movie™ jump in their seats in a mad ecstasy.

Beckitten27#9209  [02-Apr-18 05:35 PM]
*of course beck, at home alone, is not nearly as amused*

Shinji Ikari#5703  [02-Apr-18 05:35 PM]
*Some guy presses the options button*

Beckitten27#9209  [02-Apr-18 05:43 PM]
*beck is secretly wondering why anyone would make a game out of that movie*
*but is not stupid enough to express it*

Abaddon, King of the Locusts#1177  [02-Apr-18 05:44 PM]
Before the game even starts it has already overwhelmingly good reviews from highly-renowned professional game reviewers, such as IGN's and Kotaku's.

Shinji Ikari#5703  [02-Apr-18 05:47 PM]
*The main character is however the Meme Game equivalment of Beck*
*But it's like an opposite of her, like it likes being in this game and it will always have a major importance, but normal things came to it*

|<>| Lich of the Horn Club |<>|#3295  [03-Apr-18 12:57 PM]
*The game begins in a pub in Dublin.*
*Tommy Wiseau is drinking five mugs of beer.*
Tommy Wiseau: Why is this happening to me?

Beckitten27#9209  [03-Apr-18 12:58 PM]
*of course beck is trying to play it just for the hell of it*
(beck is not actually interested)
(and i'm just plain bored)

Shinji Ikari#5703  [03-Apr-18 12:59 PM]
*No Jedi walks into the bar, with the beams of lights coming from him*

Beckitten27#9209  [03-Apr-18 12:59 PM]
beck: ...

Beckitten27#9209  [03-Apr-18 01:01 PM]
(this is boring for me)

|<>| Lich of the Horn Club |<>|#3295  [03-Apr-18 01:01 PM]
*Tommy Wiseau looks at No Jedi. He confuses him with Greg Sestero and thinks that he is acting.*
Tommy Wiseau: Oh... hi Mark.

Shinji Ikari#5703  [03-Apr-18 01:02 PM]
No Jedi: A bunch of Commie ghosts led by Meetra Suurik has attacked Dublin!
No Jedi: And I, as your lord and savior No Jedi has promoted you as the Chosen One, to save the world from the clutches of Meetra Suurik!

Abaddon, King of the Locusts#1177  [03-Apr-18 01:03 PM]
Rumors of a possible book adaptation (Meme™ Movie™ The Video Game™ The Book™) has already been spreading, spawning from the mysterious abyss of collective thought.

Beckitten27#9209  [03-Apr-18 01:03 PM]
*beck is secretly not amused*

Shinji Ikari#5703  [03-Apr-18 01:04 PM]
*The rays of light has fallen on Tommy Wiseau*

|<>| Lich of the Horn Club |<>|#3295  [03-Apr-18 01:04 PM]
Tommy Wiseau: Calm down Mark.
*Tommy Wiseau grabs a mug, mistaking it for a football, and throws it at No Jedi.*

Beckitten27#9209  [03-Apr-18 01:05 PM]
beck: *thinking* at least it isn't doing some weird fourth wall breaking shit, then i'd be worried

Shinji Ikari#5703  [03-Apr-18 01:05 PM]
*The same beam of lights that appeared on No Jedi blocks it*
https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/430459479713382420/430789878645784598/No_Jedi.jpg

|<>| Lich of the Horn Club |<>|#3295  [03-Apr-18 01:05 PM]
Tommy Wiseau: Ha ha. I thought you liked football Mark.
*The cheap mug shatters into millions of glass shards.*

Beckitten27#9209  [03-Apr-18 01:06 PM]
beck: *thinking* well i have nothing better to do than play this

|<>| Lich of the Horn Club |<>|#3295  [03-Apr-18 01:06 PM]
*In order to fit in a cliche, every person in the bar hears it and immediately stops what they are doing.*

Beckitten27#9209  [03-Apr-18 01:06 PM]
beck: ...

Abaddon, King of the Locusts#1177  [03-Apr-18 01:06 PM]
Boogie2988 shows up at the pub but his enormous size makes him get stuck at the door. Entrance to the pub is now blocked.

Beckitten27#9209  [03-Apr-18 01:07 PM]
(beck has the game just to secretly laugh at it basically)

|<>| Lich of the Horn Club |<>|#3295  [03-Apr-18 01:07 PM]
*General Grievous approaches Tommy Wiseau.*
Tommy Wiseau: Hi Denny!
General Grievous: Director Wiseau!

Beckitten27#9209  [03-Apr-18 01:08 PM]
(i'm so bored)

|<>| Lich of the Horn Club |<>|#3295  [03-Apr-18 01:09 PM]
General Grievous: You are a bold one.

Shinji Ikari#5703  [03-Apr-18 01:09 PM]
/brb cleaning the bathroom

|<>| Lich of the Horn Club |<>|#3295  [03-Apr-18 01:09 PM]
*He laughs, and two Irish goons grab Tommy.*

Beckitten27#9209  [03-Apr-18 01:09 PM]
(ok then)

|<>| Lich of the Horn Club |<>|#3295  [03-Apr-18 01:10 PM]
Tommy Wiseau: Are we playing football?

Beckitten27#9209  [03-Apr-18 01:10 PM]
(what am i even doing)

|<>| Lich of the Horn Club |<>|#3295  [03-Apr-18 01:10 PM]
General Grievous: You are a bold one-
Tommy Wiseau: Are you okay Denny?
General Grievous: What?
Tommy Wiseau: *Twice as loud* Are you okay Denny?
General Grievous: You won't distract me, Disaster Artist!
*Tommy Wiseau says it for the third time, causing every speaker using the game's sound to vibrate.*

Beckitten27#9209  [03-Apr-18 01:12 PM]
beck: woah
(i'm just really bored and trying to do anything)

|<>| Lich of the Horn Club |<>|#3295  [03-Apr-18 01:13 PM]
*Tommy Wiseau kicks the goons in the legs, does a front flip, and gets in a fighting pose.*
*General Grievous pushes off his cape and activates his lightsabers.*
*Mortal Kombat music starts playing and health bars start to appear.*

Abaddon, King of the Locusts#1177  [03-Apr-18 01:13 PM]
The crowd starts cheering. Boogie2988 cheers for Tommy Wiseau.

|<>| Lich of the Horn Club |<>|#3295  [03-Apr-18 01:15 PM]
Tommy Wiseau: You're just a chicken! Cheep cheep cheep cheep!
General Grievous: Fool, I've been trained in the Jedi arts by Count Dooku!
Microsoft Sam: FIGHT BOYS!

Beckitten27#9209  [03-Apr-18 01:16 PM]
beck: *thinking* why does everyone like this game?

Abaddon, King of the Locusts#1177  [03-Apr-18 01:16 PM]
An anonymous member of the crowd throws a lightsaber to Tommy Wiseau.

|<>| Lich of the Horn Club |<>|#3295  [03-Apr-18 01:16 PM]
*Tommy Wiseau catches the lightsaber. Then, a text box pops up, saying:*
*"Welcome to the Meme Movie Video Game! Would you like a tutorial before you play?"*

Beckitten27#9209  [03-Apr-18 01:16 PM]
*beck is honestly not having fun at all*

|<>| Lich of the Horn Club |<>|#3295  [03-Apr-18 01:17 PM]
*About 15 seconds later, yes and no buttons appear.*
*Each answer is in black Arial font on a blue background.*

Beckitten27#9209  [03-Apr-18 01:18 PM]
beck: ...
*beck hits yes because she has no idea what the hell is going on*

|<>| Lich of the Horn Club |<>|#3295  [03-Apr-18 01:19 PM]
*A picture of the controller flashes on the screen for a second. Another text box appears: "Would you like to see that again?"*
*The yes and no buttons appear.*

Beckitten27#9209  [03-Apr-18 01:19 PM]
beck: ...
beck: *thinking* what am i even doing
*beck is not sure what to even do*

|<>| Lich of the Horn Club |<>|#3295  [03-Apr-18 01:21 PM]
Microsoft Sam: 5
Microsoft Sam: 4
Microsoft Sam: 3
Microsoft Sam: 2

Beckitten27#9209  [03-Apr-18 01:21 PM]
beck: ?

|<>| Lich of the Horn Club |<>|#3295  [03-Apr-18 01:21 PM]
Microsoft Sam: 0
*The text boxes disappear, and the game is unpaused.*
*General Grievous slashes at Tommy Wiseau.*

Beckitten27#9209  [03-Apr-18 01:22 PM]
*beck is just trying to play the game*

|<>| Lich of the Horn Club |<>|#3295  [03-Apr-18 01:23 PM]
*Tommy Wiseau loses three health points.*
*Beck is controlling him.*

Beckitten27#9209  [03-Apr-18 01:23 PM]
*beck tries to attack with the lightsaber*
beck: *thinking* is my copy defective or something? the controls barely showed up
beck: um...

|<>| Lich of the Horn Club |<>|#3295  [03-Apr-18 01:25 PM]
*Tommy Wiseau kicks Grievous's hands away.*

Beckitten27#9209  [03-Apr-18 01:25 PM]
beck: ...

|<>| Lich of the Horn Club |<>|#3295  [03-Apr-18 01:25 PM]
*Grievous loses a health point.*

Beckitten27#9209  [03-Apr-18 01:25 PM]
*beck keeps trying to attack*

|<>| Lich of the Horn Club |<>|#3295  [03-Apr-18 01:27 PM]
*Tommy throws punches and kicks at Grievous, causing him to lose 7 health points.*

Beckitten27#9209  [03-Apr-18 01:27 PM]
beck: huh
beck: *thinking* maybe this game isn't so bad

|<>| Lich of the Horn Club |<>|#3295  [03-Apr-18 01:28 PM]
*General Grievous starts spinning his lightsabers like this as he moves closer to Wiseau:*
https://thumbs.gfycat.com/MintyHollowGuppy-size_restricted.gif

Beckitten27#9209  [03-Apr-18 01:29 PM]
beck: shit, what do i do

|<>| Lich of the Horn Club |<>|#3295  [03-Apr-18 01:30 PM]
*Grievous runs into Tommy Wiseau. He loses 25 health points.*

Beckitten27#9209  [03-Apr-18 01:30 PM]
beck: i'm an idiot

|<>| Lich of the Horn Club |<>|#3295  [03-Apr-18 01:31 PM]
*Grievous taunts Wiseau.*
General Grievous: Your lightsaber will make a fine addition to my collection!

Beckitten27#9209  [03-Apr-18 01:31 PM]
*beck is trying hard to win now*

Abaddon, King of the Locusts#1177  [03-Apr-18 01:32 PM]
Beck accidentally performs a 10-hit combo while smashing the buttons which in total drain around 30 health points from Grievous.

Beckitten27#9209  [03-Apr-18 01:32 PM]
beck: uh...
beck: well that happened

|<>| Lich of the Horn Club |<>|#3295  [03-Apr-18 01:32 PM]
*Grievous loses a hand.*
General Grievous: ARGH!
*He spins one of his lightsabers.*

Beckitten27#9209  [03-Apr-18 01:33 PM]
*beck tries to somehow avoid it*
beck: i'm trying my best

|<>| Lich of the Horn Club |<>|#3295  [03-Apr-18 01:34 PM]
*Beck presses the right bumper of her controller, causing Wiseau to block Grievous's attack.*

Beckitten27#9209  [03-Apr-18 01:34 PM]
beck: hey, i'm actually getting the hang of this

|<>| Lich of the Horn Club |<>|#3295  [03-Apr-18 01:35 PM]
*Tommy Wiseau taunts Grievous.*
Tommy Wiseau: You're a chicken! Cheep cheep cheep cheep!
*This upsets General Grievous, who rolls towards Wiseau.*

Beckitten27#9209  [03-Apr-18 01:36 PM]
beck: ...

|<>| Lich of the Horn Club |<>|#3295  [03-Apr-18 01:36 PM]
*He rolls over Wiseau, causing him to lose 9 health points.*

Beckitten27#9209  [03-Apr-18 01:36 PM]
beck: oh

|<>| Lich of the Horn Club |<>|#3295  [03-Apr-18 01:37 PM]
*A text screen pops up.*
*"You see that yellow bar? That is meant to indicate Tommy Wiseau's rage meter."*
*The rage meter turns red.*
*"Oh shit, he's pissed! To release his anger press A, down, and the left bumper at the same time."*

Beckitten27#9209  [03-Apr-18 01:38 PM]
*beck does so*

|<>| Lich of the Horn Club |<>|#3295  [03-Apr-18 01:39 PM]
*Tommy Wiseau's skin turns really red and his eyes glow yellow.*

Beckitten27#9209  [03-Apr-18 01:39 PM]
beck: that's honestly creepy
beck: or at least worrying

|<>| Lich of the Horn Club |<>|#3295  [03-Apr-18 01:39 PM]
*He teleports to Grievous, grabs him by the neck and says his most famous line.*
Tommy Wiseau: YOU'RE TEARING ME APART!
*Tommy Wiseau throws Grievous at the ceiling, slams him onto the floor, and chops him in half with a lightsaber.*

Beckitten27#9209  [03-Apr-18 01:40 PM]
beck: um...

|<>| Lich of the Horn Club |<>|#3295  [03-Apr-18 01:40 PM]
*Tommy Wiseau teleports back to his spot and returns to his original appearance.*
*General Grievous has a very low health bar.*
*He drops two of his lightsabers and uses his lower arms as legs to hold himself up.*

Beckitten27#9209  [03-Apr-18 01:41 PM]
beck: huh, he's not dead

|<>| Lich of the Horn Club |<>|#3295  [03-Apr-18 01:42 PM]
*He speed walks towards Wiseau.*

Beckitten27#9209  [03-Apr-18 01:42 PM]
*beck tries to avoid him and then attack*

|<>| Lich of the Horn Club |<>|#3295  [03-Apr-18 01:43 PM]
*Tommy Wiseau slides to his left and slashes Grievous' back with the lightsaber. He causes him to lose 5 points.*

Beckitten27#9209  [03-Apr-18 01:43 PM]
beck: yay

|<>| Lich of the Horn Club |<>|#3295  [03-Apr-18 01:43 PM]
*General Grievous has three life points remaining.*
*He charges at Tommy, ready to disarm him.*

Beckitten27#9209  [03-Apr-18 01:44 PM]
*beck attempts to dodge, then attack if possible*

|<>| Lich of the Horn Club |<>|#3295  [03-Apr-18 01:45 PM]
*Tommy blocks the attack and slashes Grievous again.*
*Grievous's lower arms fall off. He falls onto the ground.*
Microsoft Sam: Finish him.

Beckitten27#9209  [03-Apr-18 01:45 PM]
*beck attempts to do so*

|<>| Lich of the Horn Club |<>|#3295  [03-Apr-18 01:46 PM]
*Tommy Wiseau acquires a sociopathic smile.*

Beckitten27#9209  [03-Apr-18 01:46 PM]
beck: um...

|<>| Lich of the Horn Club |<>|#3295  [03-Apr-18 01:46 PM]
Tommy Wiseau: Ha, what a story Mark!
*He throws a football at Grievous, snapping his head off of his body.*
Microsoft Sam: Tommy Wiseau wins.

Beckitten27#9209  [03-Apr-18 01:46 PM]
(brb quickly)
(sorry, didn't want to get up during the battle scene)
back)
beck: i did it!

|<>| Lich of the Horn Club |<>|#3295  [03-Apr-18 01:50 PM]
*Beck gets the "Hello there" achievement worth 140 gamer points (which is a lot) for defeating General Grievous.*

Beckitten27#9209  [03-Apr-18 01:51 PM]
beck: wow
beck: i wonder how well most players do

|<>| Lich of the Horn Club |<>|#3295  [03-Apr-18 01:51 PM]
*A cinematic plays, showing General Grievous knocked out on the floor. However, he isn't cut up at all.*

Beckitten27#9209  [03-Apr-18 01:52 PM]
beck: huh

|<>| Lich of the Horn Club |<>|#3295  [03-Apr-18 01:52 PM]
*Tommy Wiseau approaches No Jedi.*
Tommy Wiseau: Where's Mark?

Beckitten27#9209  [03-Apr-18 01:53 PM]
beck: ...

|<>| Lich of the Horn Club |<>|#3295  [03-Apr-18 01:53 PM]
*Although he drank five mugs of beer, he is no longer intoxicated.*
*Boogie2988 is still stuck in the door, but he is upside down.*

Beckitten27#9209  [03-Apr-18 01:56 PM]
beck: what do i do now

Shinji Ikari#5703  [03-Apr-18 01:56 PM]
*No Jedi flies up and the holy aura appears on Tommy Wiseau*
No Jedi: Mark has been captured by those dirty commie ghosts.

Beckitten27#9209  [03-Apr-18 01:57 PM]
beck: *thinking* i just realized this plot makes no sense

|<>| Lich of the Horn Club |<>|#3295  [03-Apr-18 01:59 PM]
Tommy Wiseau: Captured?

Shinji Ikari#5703  [03-Apr-18 01:59 PM]
No Jedi: Yes of course.
No Jedi: By Commie ghosts and Meetra Suurik

|<>| Lich of the Horn Club |<>|#3295  [03-Apr-18 01:59 PM]
Tommy Wiseau: What a *awkward sound bite* bitch.

Shinji Ikari#5703  [03-Apr-18 02:00 PM]
*The commie ghosts appeared*

Beckitten27#9209  [03-Apr-18 02:00 PM]
beck: *thinking* is my game broken?

|<>| Lich of the Horn Club |<>|#3295  [03-Apr-18 02:00 PM]
Tommy Wiseau: *Incoherently spliced line* I am going to save Mark and see if Denny is-

Shinji Ikari#5703  [03-Apr-18 02:00 PM]
*They looked like dremoras in soviet clothing*

|<>| Lich of the Horn Club |<>|#3295  [03-Apr-18 02:00 PM]
Tommy Wiseau: CHEEP CHEEP CHEEP CHEEP CHEEP!
Tommy Wiseau: *Incoherently spliced line* I must go!

Beckitten27#9209  [03-Apr-18 02:01 PM]
*beck pauses the game then looks up if this is normal*

Shinji Ikari#5703  [03-Apr-18 02:01 PM]
*At least they looked like the ones from oblivion*

Beckitten27#9209  [03-Apr-18 02:01 PM]
*because she is seriously confused by the glitching and stuff*

|<>| Lich of the Horn Club |<>|#3295  [03-Apr-18 02:02 PM]
*Beck sees a heavily downvoted post on Reddit featuring technical bugs and glitches.*

Beckitten27#9209  [03-Apr-18 02:02 PM]
*beck opens it*

Shinji Ikari#5703  [03-Apr-18 02:02 PM]
*Beck stumbles into a picture of an Oblivion guard*

|<>| Lich of the Horn Club |<>|#3295  [03-Apr-18 02:02 PM]
*Beck keeps getting notifications to refresh the page, as new comments are being added every second.*

Shinji Ikari#5703  [03-Apr-18 02:02 PM]
*Along with a walls of text*

Beckitten27#9209  [03-Apr-18 02:02 PM]
beck: i just want answers
*beck is only concerned about seeing if the glitches she's been getting are normal*

|<>| Lich of the Horn Club |<>|#3295  [03-Apr-18 02:04 PM]
*The notifications pile up, making it very difficult for Beck to read the post.*

Beckitten27#9209  [03-Apr-18 02:04 PM]
beck: ugh
beck: screw this
*beck goes back to the game*

|<>| Lich of the Horn Club |<>|#3295  [03-Apr-18 02:04 PM]
*Tommy Wiseau appears on the street.*

Beckitten27#9209  [03-Apr-18 02:05 PM]
beck: ?

Shinji Ikari#5703  [03-Apr-18 02:05 PM]
*Beck also sees this thing*
https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/430459479713382420/430804991188402206/Byzantine_Wiseau.png
*Which this thing is a mix of CoC Byzantium and Tommy Wiseau*

|<>| Lich of the Horn Club |<>|#3295  [03-Apr-18 02:05 PM]
*Four hearts appear on the top of the screen.*
Microsoft Sam: Ready to play Wiseau Run?

Beckitten27#9209  [03-Apr-18 02:05 PM]
beck: what

Shinji Ikari#5703  [03-Apr-18 02:06 PM]
Countryball thing: I am here to claim your virginity for my collection

|<>| Lich of the Horn Club |<>|#3295  [03-Apr-18 02:06 PM]
Tommy Wiseau: COME ON, LET'S GO, LET'S GO!

Shinji Ikari#5703  [03-Apr-18 02:06 PM]
*He starts growing a Grevious body*

Beckitten27#9209  [03-Apr-18 02:06 PM]
beck: um... i don't want to be in this situation
beck: run

|<>| Lich of the Horn Club |<>|#3295  [03-Apr-18 02:06 PM]
Microsoft Sam: 3, 2, 1... go.

Shinji Ikari#5703  [03-Apr-18 02:06 PM]
*He starts running*

|<>| Lich of the Horn Club |<>|#3295  [03-Apr-18 02:06 PM]
*This music starts playing as Tommy Wiseau runs down the street.*
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ap-tFncnV6k

Beckitten27#9209  [03-Apr-18 02:06 PM]
*bek is trying to run away*

|<>| Lich of the Horn Club |<>|#3295  [03-Apr-18 02:06 PM]
*The game is like Subway Surfers.*

Shinji Ikari#5703  [03-Apr-18 02:06 PM]
*While his eyes are bleeding out hyperrealistic blood*
*As he is chasing Wiseau*

Beckitten27#9209  [03-Apr-18 02:07 PM]
beck: this music is anticlimactic

|<>| Lich of the Horn Club |<>|#3295  [03-Apr-18 02:07 PM]
*Tommy Wiseau approaches the scene of a car crash.*
Microsoft Sam: Press A to jump.

Beckitten27#9209  [03-Apr-18 02:07 PM]
*beck does so*

|<>| Lich of the Horn Club |<>|#3295  [03-Apr-18 02:08 PM]
*Tommy Wiseau hops over the crashed cars.*
*He is approaching a fallen power line.*
Microsoft Sam: Press B to slide.

Beckitten27#9209  [03-Apr-18 02:08 PM]
beck: *thinking* seriously, this music is lame
*beck does so*

|<>| Lich of the Horn Club |<>|#3295  [03-Apr-18 02:09 PM]
*As he slides under the power line, the soundtrack transitions to this:*
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gd9OhYroLN0

Beckitten27#9209  [03-Apr-18 02:10 PM]
beck *thinking* ok seriously?
beck: ...

|<>| Lich of the Horn Club |<>|#3295  [03-Apr-18 02:10 PM]
*There are a series of crashed cars ahead.*
*There are also communist ghosts floating down the street.*

Beckitten27#9209  [03-Apr-18 02:10 PM]
*beck tries to jump over all of the cars*

|<>| Lich of the Horn Club |<>|#3295  [03-Apr-18 02:11 PM]
Microsoft Sam: Use the left analog stick to move left and right.

Beckitten27#9209  [03-Apr-18 02:11 PM]
*beck does so*

|<>| Lich of the Horn Club |<>|#3295  [03-Apr-18 02:11 PM]
*Tommy Wiseau runs past the ghosts.*
*For a while, there are no obstacles.*

Beckitten27#9209  [03-Apr-18 02:12 PM]
beck: suspicious

|<>| Lich of the Horn Club |<>|#3295  [03-Apr-18 02:13 PM]
*There are however billboards in the background advertising AXE, Adidas, Disney, Fox, and various other companies and products.*

Beckitten27#9209  [03-Apr-18 02:13 PM]
beck: so this section is just advertising?
beck: ok then...

|<>| Lich of the Horn Club |<>|#3295  [03-Apr-18 02:14 PM]
*Suddenly, Tommy Wiseau stops running. Denny walks onto the street.*
Tommy Wiseau: Denny!
Denny: Don't come near me you bastard!
Tommy Wiseau: What?

Beckitten27#9209  [03-Apr-18 02:15 PM]
beck: ?

|<>| Lich of the Horn Club |<>|#3295  [03-Apr-18 02:15 PM]
Denny: I SAID DON'T COME NEAR ME!
Tommy Wiseau: *Breaking the mood* Ha ha, what a story Denny.
Denny: I WARNED YOU TWICE MOTHER FUCKER!

Beckitten27#9209  [03-Apr-18 02:15 PM]
beck: alright, something's wrong

|<>| Lich of the Horn Club |<>|#3295  [03-Apr-18 02:16 PM]
Denny: You have given me no choice...
*Denny pulls out Tide pods.*

Beckitten27#9209  [03-Apr-18 02:16 PM]
beck: uh...

|<>| Lich of the Horn Club |<>|#3295  [03-Apr-18 02:17 PM]
*He eats them.*

Beckitten27#9209  [03-Apr-18 02:17 PM]
beck: what the hell

|<>| Lich of the Horn Club |<>|#3295  [03-Apr-18 02:17 PM]
Tommy Wiseau: ...
*Tommy Wiseau sheds a few tears.*
Denny: I'll see you in Hell *Tommy's voice* Mark *Tommy's voice*.
*He lays down on the ground.*

Beckitten27#9209  [03-Apr-18 02:18 PM]
beck: uh...
beck: this game is buggy

|<>| Lich of the Horn Club |<>|#3295  [03-Apr-18 02:19 PM]
Microsoft Sam: 3.
Microsoft Sam: 2.
Microsoft Sam: 1.
Microsoft Sam: Go.
*Tommy Wiseau starts running again.*

Beckitten27#9209  [03-Apr-18 02:19 PM]
beck: seriously?

|<>| Lich of the Horn Club |<>|#3295  [03-Apr-18 02:20 PM]
*Communist ghosts appear on the street. They start shooting at Tommy.*

Beckitten27#9209  [03-Apr-18 02:20 PM]
*beck is trying to avoid the bullets or whatever*

|<>| Lich of the Horn Club |<>|#3295  [03-Apr-18 02:20 PM]
*Tommy Wiseau moves to the far left of the screen. The Y button flashes on the screen.*

Beckitten27#9209  [03-Apr-18 02:21 PM]
*beck presses it*

|<>| Lich of the Horn Club |<>|#3295  [03-Apr-18 02:21 PM]
*He starts running on the building walls.*

Shinji Ikari#5703  [03-Apr-18 02:21 PM]
*Wiseau runs to the roof from the walls*
*He sees something evil in the sky*
*It looks like the flying texture of the face of Meetra Suurik*

|<>| Lich of the Horn Club |<>|#3295  [03-Apr-18 02:22 PM]
*The game transforms into a third person shooter.*

Beckitten27#9209  [03-Apr-18 02:22 PM]
beck: ...
beck: huh

|<>| Lich of the Horn Club |<>|#3295  [03-Apr-18 02:22 PM]
*Tommy Wiseau needs to find a weapon.*

Shinji Ikari#5703  [03-Apr-18 02:22 PM]
*Wiseau sees a football launcher lying around*

Beckitten27#9209  [03-Apr-18 02:23 PM]
*beck attempts to grab it in game*

|<>| Lich of the Horn Club |<>|#3295  [03-Apr-18 02:23 PM]
*Tommy Wiseau grabs the football launcher.*
Tommy Wiseau: Ha.

Shinji Ikari#5703  [03-Apr-18 02:23 PM]
*The Meetra Suurik face transformed into the face of Meetra Suurik and it transformed into the Hong Kong 97-like boss battle*

Beckitten27#9209  [03-Apr-18 02:24 PM]
beck: ...

Shinji Ikari#5703  [03-Apr-18 02:24 PM]
*The Hong Kong 97 theme also plays in a loop*
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YrlJum5u4uE

Beckitten27#9209  [03-Apr-18 02:25 PM]
beck: this is anticlimactic

Shinji Ikari#5703  [03-Apr-18 02:25 PM]
*The background also advertises some products mostly Brazilian*

Beckitten27#9209  [03-Apr-18 02:26 PM]
beck: ok then...
*of course beck is trying to use the football launcher to win*

Shinji Ikari#5703  [03-Apr-18 02:27 PM]
*The background also appears, but replacing Chin with Tommy Wiseau, and replacing that guy on the right with none other than Meetra Suurik*
https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/430459479713382420/430810606765998101/ohlawdy.png
*The football launcher hits the Meetra head multiple times in a row*
*Dealing lots of damage*

Beckitten27#9209  [03-Apr-18 02:28 PM]
beck: yay

Shinji Ikari#5703  [03-Apr-18 02:29 PM]
*The meetra head starts firing lots of projectiles, trying to one hit kill Wiseau*

Beckitten27#9209  [03-Apr-18 02:29 PM]
*beck is trying to dodge them*

Shinji Ikari#5703  [03-Apr-18 02:30 PM]
*The Meetra head is floating around*

Beckitten27#9209  [03-Apr-18 02:30 PM]
beck: hmm
*beck is trying to dodge, and attack when there are openings to do so*
beck: ...

|<>| Lich of the Horn Club |<>|#3295  [03-Apr-18 02:37 PM]
*Tommy runs out of ammo.*

Beckitten27#9209  [03-Apr-18 02:38 PM]
beck: shit

Shinji Ikari#5703  [03-Apr-18 02:38 PM]
*The suurik head explodes*
*Beating the level*

Beckitten27#9209  [03-Apr-18 02:38 PM]
beck: that was lucky

|<>| Lich of the Horn Club |<>|#3295  [03-Apr-18 02:38 PM]
*Beck gets the "Giant FLoating Head of Doom" achievement for 1 game point.*

Beckitten27#9209  [03-Apr-18 02:39 PM]
beck: seriously?

|<>| Lich of the Horn Club |<>|#3295  [03-Apr-18 02:41 PM]
*Another cinematic plays. This time, Tommy Wiseau gets covered in Meetra's blood.*
*He screams. It sounds like he is saying goal but prolonging the "oh".*

Beckitten27#9209  [03-Apr-18 02:41 PM]
beck: what the hell
beck: i think my copy is broken

|<>| Lich of the Horn Club |<>|#3295  [03-Apr-18 02:42 PM]
*The door on the rooftop opens, revealing a blue Shrek.*

Shinji Ikari#5703  [03-Apr-18 02:42 PM]
*A hologram appears from the ground*
https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/430459479713382420/430814423980965888/Kill_me.png

Beckitten27#9209  [03-Apr-18 02:42 PM]
beck: ...

|<>| Lich of the Horn Club |<>|#3295  [03-Apr-18 02:43 PM]
Drek: *Deep voice* DONKAY, I KNEW THAT I WOULD FIND YOU!

Shinji Ikari#5703  [03-Apr-18 02:43 PM]
*Which the hologram started opening it's mouth*
Jeej: PRAISE DREK

Beckitten27#9209  [03-Apr-18 02:43 PM]
beck: what do i do

|<>| Lich of the Horn Club |<>|#3295  [03-Apr-18 02:44 PM]
*A dialogue wheel appears on the screen with three options:*
1. Who are you?
2. Get the fuck off the rooftop you disgusting abomination!
3. Hi.

Beckitten27#9209  [03-Apr-18 02:44 PM]
beck: uh...

|<>| Lich of the Horn Club |<>|#3295  [03-Apr-18 02:44 PM]
Microsoft Sam: Choose an option.

Shinji Ikari#5703  [03-Apr-18 02:44 PM]
*The Jeej starts dancing despite being only consisted of shoulders and a head*

Beckitten27#9209  [03-Apr-18 02:44 PM]
beck: i suck at dialogue trees

|<>| Lich of the Horn Club |<>|#3295  [03-Apr-18 02:45 PM]
Microsoft Sam: Oh, and use the right analog stick this time.

Beckitten27#9209  [03-Apr-18 02:45 PM]
beck: probably because i'm bad at dealing with people

Shinji Ikari#5703  [03-Apr-18 02:46 PM]
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tx__zn7Mx4k The music starts playing

|<>| Lich of the Horn Club |<>|#3295  [03-Apr-18 02:46 PM]
Microsoft Sam: The right analog stick is what you would use to look around in a third or first person shooter game.
Microsoft Sam: Silence is not an option. Please choose a response.

Shinji Ikari#5703  [03-Apr-18 02:46 PM]
*Wiseau appears to be visibly bored*

Beckitten27#9209  [03-Apr-18 02:46 PM]
beck: i'm not sure, ok?
*beck is clearly annoyed*

|<>| Lich of the Horn Club |<>|#3295  [03-Apr-18 02:47 PM]
Microsoft Sam: Need help? Think, how would you deal with this situation?

Beckitten27#9209  [03-Apr-18 02:47 PM]
beck: i don't know
beck: i'm really bad with people

Shinji Ikari#5703  [03-Apr-18 02:47 PM]
*A randomizer dialog button appears*
*Beck's finger unconsciously picks a randomizer*
!roll 3

RPBot#4161  [03-Apr-18 02:48 PM]
@Shinji Ikari#5703 rolled **1**.

Beckitten27#9209  [03-Apr-18 02:48 PM]
ok

Shinji Ikari#5703  [03-Apr-18 02:48 PM]
*Dialogue 1 is picked*

|<>| Lich of the Horn Club |<>|#3295  [03-Apr-18 02:48 PM]
Tommy Wiseau: Who are you?

Beckitten27#9209  [03-Apr-18 02:48 PM]
i really do suck at dealing with people

|<>| Lich of the Horn Club |<>|#3295  [03-Apr-18 02:48 PM]
Drek: Mah nem is Drek, and this is my rooftop!
Drek: I live here with meh waifu Jeej and my pupper Donkay.

Shinji Ikari#5703  [03-Apr-18 02:49 PM]
Jeej: Wassup

|<>| Lich of the Horn Club |<>|#3295  [03-Apr-18 02:49 PM]
Drek: Life up here has taught me one thing: you never know who is going to have a boss battle in a third-person shooter setting.

Shinji Ikari#5703  [03-Apr-18 02:49 PM]
Life: Hiyo

Beckitten27#9209  [03-Apr-18 02:50 PM]
beck: that's not funny

Shinji Ikari#5703  [03-Apr-18 02:50 PM]
*Another dialogue circle appears*

Beckitten27#9209  [03-Apr-18 02:50 PM]
beck: god damnit

|<>| Lich of the Horn Club |<>|#3295  [03-Apr-18 02:50 PM]
1. Could you help me?
2. What is the meaning of life, Life?
3. I'm going.

Shinji Ikari#5703  [03-Apr-18 02:50 PM]
*Another randomizer button appears*

|<>| Lich of the Horn Club |<>|#3295  [03-Apr-18 02:51 PM]
Microsoft Sam: Seriously? You can't decide?
Microsoft Sam: Fine.
!roll 3

RPBot#4161  [03-Apr-18 02:51 PM]
@|<>| Lich of the Horn Club |<>|#3295 rolled **2**.

Beckitten27#9209  [03-Apr-18 02:51 PM]
beck: well you didn't give me a chance

|<>| Lich of the Horn Club |<>|#3295  [03-Apr-18 02:51 PM]
Microsoft Sam: Uh oh.

Beckitten27#9209  [03-Apr-18 02:51 PM]
beck: this is your fault

|<>| Lich of the Horn Club |<>|#3295  [03-Apr-18 02:51 PM]
Tommy Wiseau: What is the meaning of life, Life?

Shinji Ikari#5703  [03-Apr-18 02:51 PM]
Life: It has two meanings...

|<>| Lich of the Horn Club |<>|#3295  [03-Apr-18 02:51 PM]
Microsoft Sam: You're going to regret his answer.

Beckitten27#9209  [03-Apr-18 02:51 PM]
beck: you couldn't wait two damn seconds

Shinji Ikari#5703  [03-Apr-18 02:51 PM]
Life: The first one is  42.
Life: And the second one is...... LIFE HAS NO MEANING! I AM FREDERICK NIETZSCHE MAH BOI!

Beckitten27#9209  [03-Apr-18 02:52 PM]
beck: wait, why am i yelling at a game

|<>| Lich of the Horn Club |<>|#3295  [03-Apr-18 02:52 PM]
(Beck is the next Tommy Wiseau.)
*Tommy Wiseau puts his hand over his heart.*
Tommy Wiseau: Holy *badly spliced* Mark.
*Tommy Wiseau collapses on the roof. He is having a heart attack.*
Drek: Jeej, get the pot ready.

Beckitten27#9209  [03-Apr-18 02:53 PM]
beck: screw this stupid game

|<>| Lich of the Horn Club |<>|#3295  [03-Apr-18 02:53 PM]
Drek: We're having some Director Wiseau tonight!

Shinji Ikari#5703  [03-Apr-18 02:53 PM]
*Jeej grabs a pot, which is actually weed*

|<>| Lich of the Horn Club |<>|#3295  [03-Apr-18 02:53 PM]
*A message appears.*

Shinji Ikari#5703  [03-Apr-18 02:54 PM]
*Jeej smokes pot*

|<>| Lich of the Horn Club |<>|#3295  [03-Apr-18 02:54 PM]
*"CRITICAL MISSION FAILURE"*

Shinji Ikari#5703  [03-Apr-18 02:54 PM]
*Wiseau is floating*
*No Jedi appears again*

Beckitten27#9209  [03-Apr-18 02:54 PM]
*beck stops playing, frustrated as can be*

|<>| Lich of the Horn Club |<>|#3295  [03-Apr-18 02:54 PM]
*There are two options:*
1. Restart from checkpoint
2. Quit game

Shinji Ikari#5703  [03-Apr-18 02:54 PM]
No Jedi: RISE FROM THE GRAVE

|<>| Lich of the Horn Club |<>|#3295  [03-Apr-18 02:54 PM]
*Tommy Wiseau doesn't rise.*

Beckitten27#9209  [03-Apr-18 02:54 PM]
beck: i need a break...

Shinji Ikari#5703  [03-Apr-18 02:54 PM]
No Jedi: I  SAY RISE DAMMIT

|<>| Lich of the Horn Club |<>|#3295  [03-Apr-18 02:55 PM]
*The Chosen One has died, creating a dark future for humanity.*

Shinji Ikari#5703  [03-Apr-18 02:55 PM]
*No Jedi disappears*

Beckitten27#9209  [03-Apr-18 02:55 PM]
beck: the game didn't give me a chance to decide
beck: that's just shitty design

|<>| Lich of the Horn Club |<>|#3295  [03-Apr-18 02:55 PM]
*The lack of No Jedi's holiness results in the world becoming saccharide and black and white.*

Beckitten27#9209  [03-Apr-18 02:55 PM]
*beck walks away from the game, annoyed*

|<>| Lich of the Horn Club |<>|#3295  [03-Apr-18 02:55 PM]
*This cinematic shows regardless of the fact that the options are being displayed.*

Shinji Ikari#5703  [03-Apr-18 02:56 PM]
*Beck sees Jason*

Beckitten27#9209  [03-Apr-18 02:56 PM]
beck: ?

Shinji Ikari#5703  [03-Apr-18 02:56 PM]
*And does it the AVGN way and makes her play the game*
*Watching over Beck like an eagle*

Beckitten27#9209  [03-Apr-18 02:56 PM]
beck: what the hell

|<>| Lich of the Horn Club |<>|#3295  [03-Apr-18 02:56 PM]
Microsoft Sam: Please choose a response.

Beckitten27#9209  [03-Apr-18 02:56 PM]
beck: am i seriously not allowed to take a break to calm down
beck: wait, what are the options

|<>| Lich of the Horn Club |<>|#3295  [03-Apr-18 02:56 PM]
*A band aid is put over the "quit game" option.*

Beckitten27#9209  [03-Apr-18 02:57 PM]
beck: i was too busy raging

|<>| Lich of the Horn Club |<>|#3295  [03-Apr-18 02:57 PM]
*This leaves "Restart from checkpoint".*

Shinji Ikari#5703  [03-Apr-18 02:57 PM]
*Jason is standing behind Beck*
https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/430459479713382420/430818077983375370/maxresdefault.png

Beckitten27#9209  [03-Apr-18 02:57 PM]
*beck goes to continue the game*
beck: please don't hurt me

|<>| Lich of the Horn Club |<>|#3295  [03-Apr-18 02:57 PM]
*The cinematic after Meetra Surik exploded is played.*

Shinji Ikari#5703  [03-Apr-18 02:57 PM]
*Holding a machete, watching over beck*

|<>| Lich of the Horn Club |<>|#3295  [03-Apr-18 02:57 PM]
*The scene repeats until the first dialogue tree is shown.*

Beckitten27#9209  [03-Apr-18 02:58 PM]
beck: what do i do again?

Shinji Ikari#5703  [03-Apr-18 02:58 PM]
*Jason points at the analog*

Beckitten27#9209  [03-Apr-18 02:58 PM]
beck: i'm not sure what will give the best results
beck: but note to self: anything labeled choice two is bad

|<>| Lich of the Horn Club |<>|#3295  [03-Apr-18 02:59 PM]
1. Who are you?
2. Get the fuck off the rooftop you disgusting abomination!
3. Hi.

Shinji Ikari#5703  [03-Apr-18 02:59 PM]
*Jason grabs the controller and presses the randomizer*
!roll 3

RPBot#4161  [03-Apr-18 02:59 PM]
@Shinji Ikari#5703 rolled **3**.

|<>| Lich of the Horn Club |<>|#3295  [03-Apr-18 02:59 PM]
Tommy Wiseau: Hi.
Drek: Hello there, my name is Drek, and this is my rooftop.

Beckitten27#9209  [03-Apr-18 02:59 PM]
*beck seems annoyed because it's her controller*

|<>| Lich of the Horn Club |<>|#3295  [03-Apr-18 03:00 PM]
Drek: I live here with my maid Jeej and my parrot Donkay.

Shinji Ikari#5703  [03-Apr-18 03:00 PM]
Jeej: Whassup

|<>| Lich of the Horn Club |<>|#3295  [03-Apr-18 03:00 PM]
Drek: Life up here has taught me one thing: you'll never know the length of a welcome sentence.

Shinji Ikari#5703  [03-Apr-18 03:01 PM]
Life: Hiyo

|<>| Lich of the Horn Club |<>|#3295  [03-Apr-18 03:02 PM]
*Beck gets another dialogue tree:*
1. Okay...
2. Life is an entity now?
3. I'm going to kill you, you bastard!
Microsoft Sam: Now, please choose an answer.

Shinji Ikari#5703  [03-Apr-18 03:02 PM]
*Jason tells her to choose the answer*

|<>| Lich of the Horn Club |<>|#3295  [03-Apr-18 03:02 PM]
Microsoft Sam: It is so fucking simple.

Beckitten27#9209  [03-Apr-18 03:03 PM]
*beck picks choice one, because it seems like the best choice*

|<>| Lich of the Horn Club |<>|#3295  [03-Apr-18 03:03 PM]
Tommy Wiseau: Okay...
Drek: Yep.
Drek: Life is pretty easy up here. We don't have to pay deh bills.
Drek: I can sit up here all day if I want, because Jeej will do everything for me!

Shinji Ikari#5703  [03-Apr-18 03:04 PM]
*Jeej started lagging*

Beckitten27#9209  [03-Apr-18 03:04 PM]
beck: um...

Shinji Ikari#5703  [03-Apr-18 03:05 PM]
*Jeej tries to speak, but this music comes out of her mouth* https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xOCpvHnGvNE
*Which it mutes and unmutes for every mouth she opens*

Beckitten27#9209  [03-Apr-18 03:05 PM]
beck: that can't be right

|<>| Lich of the Horn Club |<>|#3295  [03-Apr-18 03:05 PM]
*Another dialogue tree appears:*
1. What's going on with your maid?
2. Hi **bitch.**
3. *Cry due to the beautiful music.*

Beckitten27#9209  [03-Apr-18 03:05 PM]
beck: my copy is broken

Shinji Ikari#5703  [03-Apr-18 03:06 PM]
*So, if she closes her mouth from the talk, it mutes*

Beckitten27#9209  [03-Apr-18 03:06 PM]
beck: is my copy broken?

|<>| Lich of the Horn Club |<>|#3295  [03-Apr-18 03:06 PM]
Microsoft Sam: The game is perfectly fine, just choose an option.

Beckitten27#9209  [03-Apr-18 03:06 PM]
*beck picks choice one, concerned but not wanting to be an asshole*
beck: wait, can microsoft sam hear me or something?

|<>| Lich of the Horn Club |<>|#3295  [03-Apr-18 03:07 PM]
Tommy Wiseau: What's going on with your ***babe***?

Beckitten27#9209  [03-Apr-18 03:07 PM]
beck: i'm not sure i'm ok with that...

|<>| Lich of the Horn Club |<>|#3295  [03-Apr-18 03:07 PM]
Drek: Oh, this happens all of the time. I don't think about getting her fixed because the music is so wonderful.
Drek: I used to listen to stuff like this in the apartment's basement, long before the landlord offered me the rooftop.

Beckitten27#9209  [03-Apr-18 03:08 PM]
beck: ok

|<>| Lich of the Horn Club |<>|#3295  [03-Apr-18 03:08 PM]
*A parrot flies onto the roof. However, it has the head of a donkey.*
Drek: Ai Donkay! I missed you *random soundbite* ***shithead***!

Shinji Ikari#5703  [03-Apr-18 03:09 PM]
*Jason starts dancing like a ballerina due to the beautiful music*

|<>| Lich of the Horn Club |<>|#3295  [03-Apr-18 03:09 PM]
*The donkey parrot twitches its head.*

Beckitten27#9209  [03-Apr-18 03:09 PM]
beck: ...

|<>| Lich of the Horn Club |<>|#3295  [03-Apr-18 03:09 PM]
*He grunts a few times.*
Drek: Beautiful Donkay!
Drek: Now, um, if you would excuse us, I need to give the ***shithead*** a bath to get its feathers to molt.
*Another dialogue tree appears:*
1. Okay, bye now.
2. Bye doggehs.
3. You're a sick pile of boogers.
4. Oh, hi Mark.

Beckitten27#9209  [03-Apr-18 03:11 PM]
*beck picks choice one*

|<>| Lich of the Horn Club |<>|#3295  [03-Apr-18 03:11 PM]
Tommy Wiseau: Okay, bye now.
*There is a loading screen.*
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D7npse9n-Yw

Shinji Ikari#5703  [03-Apr-18 03:12 PM]
*The world turns 2d*
*The graphics looked like it came from the SNES*

Beckitten27#9209  [03-Apr-18 03:12 PM]
beck: what happened

Shinji Ikari#5703  [03-Apr-18 03:12 PM]
*Wiseau now looks like this*
https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/430459479713382420/430821987531882496/tumblr_inline_ninu5vDIVB1r437ml.png
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h66gq40szjk **This plays**

|<>| Lich of the Horn Club |<>|#3295  [03-Apr-18 03:13 PM]
*A text box pops up.*
*"So, Tommy Wiseau left the rooftop and searched the city for Mark. After two minutes of running down the streets, he came across a mysterious group of monsters in the alleyway..."*

Beckitten27#9209  [03-Apr-18 03:14 PM]
beck: ok

Shinji Ikari#5703  [03-Apr-18 03:14 PM]
*The monster looks like deformed Suuriks

|<>| Lich of the Horn Club |<>|#3295  [03-Apr-18 03:14 PM]
Tommy Wiseau: *Textbox* Hi doggies.

Shinji Ikari#5703  [03-Apr-18 03:15 PM]
*The Suurik monster goes to Wiseau and the battle starts in an Earthbound behavior*
*The battle looks like this*
https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/430459479713382420/430822698239918090/latest.png
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=204BDmIg7B4 *The music also plays for this battle*
*Wiseau's health appears to be 420, while his PP appears to be 360*

|<>| Lich of the Horn Club |<>|#3295  [03-Apr-18 03:16 PM]
(What is PSI?)

Shinji Ikari#5703  [03-Apr-18 03:17 PM]
//Magic stuff
//http://earthbound.wikia.com/wiki/PSI

Beckitten27#9209  [03-Apr-18 03:18 PM]
beck: hmm

Shinji Ikari#5703  [03-Apr-18 03:18 PM]
*Jason tells Beck to slect the PSI*

Beckitten27#9209  [03-Apr-18 03:19 PM]
*beck does so*

Shinji Ikari#5703  [03-Apr-18 03:19 PM]
*The PSI list appears*
*1. PSI Football γ
2. PSI Fire β
3. PSI Lifeup γ
4. PSI Shield β
5. PSI Rocking γ*

Beckitten27#9209  [03-Apr-18 03:21 PM]
beck: well i don't need healing right now

Shinji Ikari#5703  [03-Apr-18 03:23 PM]
*Microsoft Sam says something, but in Text Box*

Beckitten27#9209  [03-Apr-18 03:23 PM]
beck: ?

|<>| Lich of the Horn Club |<>|#3295  [03-Apr-18 03:23 PM]
Microsoft Sam: There isn't a randomize button.

Beckitten27#9209  [03-Apr-18 03:23 PM]
(sorry, i'm kind of distracted)
(partially because i have math tutoring soon)
(i can't help it)

|<>| Lich of the Horn Club |<>|#3295  [03-Apr-18 03:24 PM]
(It's okay Beck.)

Beckitten27#9209  [03-Apr-18 03:25 PM]
(just wanted you to know that when i leave soon it's not for no reason)
*beck picks choice one after thinking for a few minutes because it seems the most fitting*
(note: i've never played earthbound
(so i probably don't understand some things)

Shinji Ikari#5703  [03-Apr-18 03:26 PM]
**PSI Football is performed and it deals a critical damage to a group of Suurik monsters*

Beckitten27#9209  [03-Apr-18 03:26 PM]
beck: cool

Shinji Ikari#5703  [03-Apr-18 03:30 PM]
*Most of them died*
*The remaining ones ran away*
*Tommy Wiseau has gotten loads of XPs along with upgraded abilities*

Beckitten27#9209  [03-Apr-18 03:31 PM]
(well i'm just waiting for the tutor to show up)

|<>| Lich of the Horn Club |<>|#3295  [03-Apr-18 03:31 PM]
*Beck gets two achievements.*
1. "Such a big head for a small ego" (0.5 gamer points)
2. "Iron Football 2KXX" (20 gamer points)
*She got the first one for defeating the Surik heads and the second one for upgrading Tommy's abilities.*

Shinji Ikari#5703  [03-Apr-18 03:35 PM]
*Wiseau is back to the overworld*
*But it looks dark and foggy*
*And this music is playing https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EnFc7D0ZoCc *
*The same Byzantine Wiseau Greviouses that chased Tommy Wiseau is now patrolling around the area*
*A light appears to show their field of vision*

|<>| Lich of the Horn Club |<>|#3295  [03-Apr-18 06:01 PM]
Byzantine Grievous: Virginia-tee.

Beckitten27#9209  [03-Apr-18 06:01 PM]
beck: ...
beck: alright, this is a steath task

|<>| Lich of the Horn Club |<>|#3295  [03-Apr-18 06:02 PM]
*The game switches back to a 3D, unpixelated third person view.*

Beckitten27#9209  [03-Apr-18 06:02 PM]
beck: this game really does have pieces of every genre

|<>| Lich of the Horn Club |<>|#3295  [03-Apr-18 06:03 PM]
*Tommy Wiseau now has a hidden blade:*
https://ae01.alicdn.com/kf/HTB12eRvLVXXXXXsXVXXq6xXFXXXm/Hot-Sales-Assassins-Creed-4-Assassins-Creed-Hidden-Blade-Brinquedos-Edward-Kenway-Juguetes-PVC-Cosplay-Action.jpg_640x640.jpg

Beckitten27#9209  [03-Apr-18 06:03 PM]
beck: ?
beck: what am i supposed to be doing

|<>| Lich of the Horn Club |<>|#3295  [03-Apr-18 06:04 PM]
*Tommy Wiseau crouches.*

Beckitten27#9209  [03-Apr-18 06:04 PM]
beck: this seems... violent... for my tastes

|<>| Lich of the Horn Club |<>|#3295  [03-Apr-18 06:04 PM]
*Ledges erect out of the sides of nearby buildings.*

Beckitten27#9209  [03-Apr-18 06:05 PM]
beck: i have no idea how this works

|<>| Lich of the Horn Club |<>|#3295  [03-Apr-18 06:05 PM]
Microsoft Sam: Press A near a ledge to climb.

Beckitten27#9209  [03-Apr-18 06:05 PM]
(no really, i don't get it)
(so make sure to explain everything)
*beck does so*

|<>| Lich of the Horn Club |<>|#3295  [03-Apr-18 06:06 PM]
(This is basically an Assassin's Creed section. Tommy will have the option to kill the Byzantinians with the wrist blade.)

Beckitten27#9209  [03-Apr-18 06:06 PM]
(you're really going to have to walk me through this)

|<>| Lich of the Horn Club |<>|#3295  [03-Apr-18 06:06 PM]
*Tommy Wiseau hops onto the ledge.*
Tommy Wiseau: *Whispers* Oh hi ledge.

Beckitten27#9209  [03-Apr-18 06:07 PM]
beck: what the hell

Abaddon, King of the Locusts#1177  [03-Apr-18 06:09 PM]
The ledge replies but so tacitly it could barely be heard.

|<>| Lich of the Horn Club |<>|#3295  [03-Apr-18 06:09 PM]
*A Byzantine Grievous enters the section of the alley with Tommy Wiseau.*
Byzantine Grievous: Come out so that I may make a new Virginia out of you.
*Its light shines near the walls.*

Beckitten27#9209  [03-Apr-18 06:11 PM]
beck: ...
beck: what do i do
(brb)
(back)

|<>| Lich of the Horn Club |<>|#3295  [03-Apr-18 06:43 PM]
*The Byzantine Grievous walks underneath Tommy Wiseau. A prompt with the LB and X buttons appear on screen.*

Beckitten27#9209  [03-Apr-18 06:47 PM]
*beck hits those buttons*

|<>| Lich of the Horn Club |<>|#3295  [03-Apr-18 06:47 PM]
*Tommy Wiseau jumps towards the Byzantine Grievous and grabs onto him.*
*A QTE session starts, requiring Beck to correctly hit 10 buttons.*
!roll 10

RPBot#4161  [03-Apr-18 06:48 PM]
@|<>| Lich of the Horn Club |<>|#3295 rolled **6**.

|<>| Lich of the Horn Club |<>|#3295  [03-Apr-18 06:48 PM]
*Tommy Wiseau cuts at the BG 6 times, injuring it heavily.*
*However, he gets thrown off while attempting a seventh hit.*
Byzantine Grievous: You will make a fine Virginia.
*A cinematic is triggered.*
*Tommy Wiseau is being dragged away.*

Beckitten27#9209  [03-Apr-18 06:49 PM]
(note, i will probably need extra response time right now)

|<>| Lich of the Horn Club |<>|#3295  [03-Apr-18 06:50 PM]
Tommy Wiseau: Why, why are you taking me?

Beckitten27#9209  [03-Apr-18 06:50 PM]
(because i'm doing a very important rp on another server)

|<>| Lich of the Horn Club |<>|#3295  [03-Apr-18 06:51 PM]
Byzantine Grievous: You must realize that you are DOOMED.

Beckitten27#9209  [03-Apr-18 06:51 PM]
beck: shit

|<>| Lich of the Horn Club |<>|#3295  [03-Apr-18 06:53 PM]
*A dialogue circle appears. It has these options:*
1. Don't touch me motherfucker!
2. *Oh, I don't think so.*
3. Oh hi Mark.

Beckitten27#9209  [03-Apr-18 06:53 PM]
beck: uh...

Shinji Ikari#5703  [03-Apr-18 06:53 PM]
*Jason is still watching Beck*

Beckitten27#9209  [03-Apr-18 06:54 PM]
beck: i don't like this, but what the hell do i do
beck: i tend to get nervous in this kind of situation

|<>| Lich of the Horn Club |<>|#3295  [03-Apr-18 06:55 PM]
Microsoft Sam: Be quick. You have 10 seconds before your character pays a fateful price.
*A clock starts ticking on the top left corner of the screen.*

Beckitten27#9209  [03-Apr-18 06:55 PM]
(damnit)

|<>| Lich of the Horn Club |<>|#3295  [03-Apr-18 06:56 PM]
Clock: 10.
Clock: NEIN NEIN NEIN!
Clock: 6.

Beckitten27#9209  [03-Apr-18 06:56 PM]
beck: screw you game

|<>| Lich of the Horn Club |<>|#3295  [03-Apr-18 06:56 PM]
Clock: 5.

Beckitten27#9209  [03-Apr-18 06:56 PM]
beck: you're being offensive

|<>| Lich of the Horn Club |<>|#3295  [03-Apr-18 06:56 PM]
Clock: 4.

Beckitten27#9209  [03-Apr-18 06:56 PM]
*beck is freaking out over the nein nein nein thing*

|<>| Lich of the Horn Club |<>|#3295  [03-Apr-18 06:56 PM]
Clock: 3.
Clock: 2.

Beckitten27#9209  [03-Apr-18 06:56 PM]
*instead of focusing on the game*

|<>| Lich of the Horn Club |<>|#3295  [03-Apr-18 06:56 PM]
Microsoft Sam: God damn it player.
*The decision is randomized.*
!roll 3

RPBot#4161  [03-Apr-18 06:57 PM]
@|<>| Lich of the Horn Club |<>|#3295 rolled **2**.

Beckitten27#9209  [03-Apr-18 06:57 PM]
(well shit)
(two = bad)

|<>| Lich of the Horn Club |<>|#3295  [03-Apr-18 06:57 PM]
*Tommy Wiseau looks at the Byzantine Grievous.*
Tommy Wiseau: *Oh I don't think so.*
*Tommy Wiseau takes out the lightsaber he received earlier in the game and cuts his captor's arm off.*
*He does a front flip over him and cuts him in half.*
*The upper torso of the Byzantine Grievous falls onto the ground. It crawls away from Wiseau.*
Microsoft Sam: Will you finish him?

Beckitten27#9209  [03-Apr-18 06:59 PM]
*beck attempts to do so*

|<>| Lich of the Horn Club |<>|#3295  [03-Apr-18 06:59 PM]
*The options "Yes" and "No" appear on the screen.*

Shinji Ikari#5703  [03-Apr-18 06:59 PM]
*A randomizer button also appears*

Beckitten27#9209  [03-Apr-18 07:00 PM]
(well i went ahead before you could even finish, sorry)

|<>| Lich of the Horn Club |<>|#3295  [03-Apr-18 07:00 PM]
*Tommy Wiseau walks behind the Byzantine Grievous and stabs him in the back.*

Shinji Ikari#5703  [03-Apr-18 07:00 PM]
*Due to Beck's inability to make a decision*

|<>| Lich of the Horn Club |<>|#3295  [03-Apr-18 07:00 PM]
Microsoft Sam: New form unlocked.
*Tommy Wiseau becomes Obi-Wan Kenobi from Revenge of the Sith.*

Shinji Ikari#5703  [03-Apr-18 07:01 PM]
*Kenobi happens to still have the personality and face of Tommy Wiseau*

|<>| Lich of the Horn Club |<>|#3295  [03-Apr-18 07:01 PM]
*However, he sounds like Obi-Wan.*

Beckitten27#9209  [03-Apr-18 07:01 PM]
beck: um...

|<>| Lich of the Horn Club |<>|#3295  [03-Apr-18 07:01 PM]
*Tommy Kenobi looks up at the sky.*
Tommy Kenobi: Oh hello there!
Microsoft Sam: Hello immortal AI.

Beckitten27#9209  [03-Apr-18 07:02 PM]
beck: ?

|<>| Lich of the Horn Club |<>|#3295  [03-Apr-18 07:03 PM]
Microsoft Sam: The cinematic will end shortly. Let the player assume control over your form.

Beckitten27#9209  [03-Apr-18 07:03 PM]
beck: ok, this is creepy

|<>| Lich of the Horn Club |<>|#3295  [03-Apr-18 07:03 PM]
Tommy Kenobi: Sure.
*A loading screen appears.*

Beckitten27#9209  [03-Apr-18 07:04 PM]
beck: at least the game isn't talking to me personally

|<>| Lich of the Horn Club |<>|#3295  [03-Apr-18 07:04 PM]
Microsoft Sam: You can unlock different forms by selecting certain dialogue options.
Microsoft Sam: Oh, and since you think that this game is bad, I am going to prove you wrong.

Beckitten27#9209  [03-Apr-18 07:05 PM]
beck: wait what

|<>| Lich of the Horn Club |<>|#3295  [03-Apr-18 07:05 PM]
*Beck earns the "Do you like me now" achievement worth 75 gamer points.*
Microsoft Sam: Take it.

Beckitten27#9209  [03-Apr-18 07:06 PM]
beck: it's almost like the game can hear me...

|<>| Lich of the Horn Club |<>|#3295  [03-Apr-18 07:06 PM]
*Tommy Kenobi approaches a skyscraper.*
*The game switches to a first person view.*

Beckitten27#9209  [03-Apr-18 07:07 PM]
beck: ?

|<>| Lich of the Horn Club |<>|#3295  [03-Apr-18 07:07 PM]
Microsoft Sam: While holding the left trigger when your lightsaber is equiped, you can use telekinesis on your enemies.

Beckitten27#9209  [03-Apr-18 07:08 PM]
beck: what enemies?

|<>| Lich of the Horn Club |<>|#3295  [03-Apr-18 07:08 PM]
Microsoft Sam: However, be aware that the enemy will be aware of your position as soon as you grab onto them.
*Blue beams shoot down at the ground. Generic gangsters are spawned.*

Beckitten27#9209  [03-Apr-18 07:09 PM]
*Beck attempts to use the telekinesis*

|<>| Lich of the Horn Club |<>|#3295  [03-Apr-18 07:10 PM]
*A generic gangster is lifted into the air by Tommy Kenobi. The other gangsters open fire on him since he cannot defend himself.*

Beckitten27#9209  [03-Apr-18 07:10 PM]
beck: that was stupid

|<>| Lich of the Horn Club |<>|#3295  [03-Apr-18 07:10 PM]
*Tommy Kenobi's health is depleting fast.*
Microsoft Sam: By clicking the right trigger, you can throw objects, or in this case, people.

Beckitten27#9209  [03-Apr-18 07:11 PM]
*beck does so*

|<>| Lich of the Horn Club |<>|#3295  [03-Apr-18 07:11 PM]
*The gangster is thrown at three of his comrades, knocking them over.*
*Tommy Kenobi grabs a gun off the ground in a 5 second cinematic.*

Beckitten27#9209  [03-Apr-18 07:13 PM]
beck: ok then

|<>| Lich of the Horn Club |<>|#3295  [03-Apr-18 07:13 PM]
*It is a desert eagle.*
Microsoft Sam: I hope you play other video games, otherwise you won't know how to shoot.

Beckitten27#9209  [03-Apr-18 07:15 PM]
beck: i don't like shooting games for the most part

Shinji Ikari#5703  [03-Apr-18 07:27 PM]
*Eventually, another Tommy Kenobi appears, but with the username floating on his head*
*Multiplayer Online!*

Beckitten27#9209  [03-Apr-18 07:27 PM]
beck: ?

Shinji Ikari#5703  [03-Apr-18 07:28 PM]
*Said username said "Principalitus_Ikarus"*

Beckitten27#9209  [03-Apr-18 07:28 PM]
beck: huh
beck: i don't know what to do
beck: i didn't realize there was multiplayer

|<>| Lich of the Horn Club |<>|#3295  [06-Apr-18 06:56 PM]
Microsoft Sam: Your game cannot no longer be paused.
Tommy Kenobi: *Self aware* Oh, hi Tommy!

Shinji Ikari#5703  [06-Apr-18 06:57 PM]
Tommy Kenobi 2: Oh, hi Tommy!

Beckitten27#9209  [06-Apr-18 06:58 PM]
(huh)
(i guess i can try to rp, i'm just in a really shitty mood)
beck: what's wrong with my game

Shinji Ikari#5703  [06-Apr-18 06:59 PM]
*Beck hears a voice speaker coming from Tommy 2's head*

Beckitten27#9209  [06-Apr-18 07:00 PM]
beck: ?

Shinji Ikari#5703  [06-Apr-18 07:00 PM]
Shinji: Apparently, I showed up in this game.

Beckitten27#9209  [06-Apr-18 07:01 PM]
beck: what, i don't think the game is supposed to be self aware
beck: something must be wrong with my copy

|<>| Lich of the Horn Club |<>|#3295  [06-Apr-18 07:02 PM]
Microsoft Sam: Boss spawning in 10 seconds.
Microsoft Sam: 10
Microsoft Sam: 9

Beckitten27#9209  [06-Apr-18 07:03 PM]
beck: what!

|<>| Lich of the Horn Club |<>|#3295  [06-Apr-18 07:03 PM]
Microsoft Sam: 8

Beckitten27#9209  [06-Apr-18 07:03 PM]
beck: what do you want from me!

|<>| Lich of the Horn Club |<>|#3295  [06-Apr-18 07:03 PM]
Microsoft Sam: 7
Microsoft Sam: 6
Microsoft Sam: 5
Microsoft Sam: 4
Microsoft: 3
Microsoft: 0

Shinji Ikari#5703  [06-Apr-18 07:03 PM]
Shinji: Do you really know how to play?

|<>| Lich of the Horn Club |<>|#3295  [06-Apr-18 07:03 PM]
*A cinematic plays. One of the Tommy Kenobis approaches a large mech.*

Shinji Ikari#5703  [06-Apr-18 07:03 PM]
Shinji: Geez, it's easy to play.

|<>| Lich of the Horn Club |<>|#3295  [06-Apr-18 07:04 PM]
*The other Tommy has a T-pose.*

Beckitten27#9209  [06-Apr-18 07:04 PM]
beck: uh...
beck: my game keeps doing things that seem self aware

|<>| Lich of the Horn Club |<>|#3295  [06-Apr-18 07:04 PM]
Tommy Kenobi: Oh, hello there!
*The mech erects from the ground and shoots a barrage of missiles at Tommy Kenobi.*
*The cinematic ends.*
*The game is still a first person shooter, and the missiles are approaching both of the Tommy Kenobis.*

Weesee#4112  [06-Apr-18 07:06 PM]
*in fashion, some of the cutscenes are live action which means the characters can get stuck or killed in cutscene for no reason*

Shinji Ikari#5703  [06-Apr-18 07:07 PM]
*Tommy Kenobi 2 starts using the force in a creative way like deflecting the missiles back at the mech with a swipe*

Beckitten27#9209  [06-Apr-18 07:07 PM]
beck: ?
beck: i'm still learning...

|<>| Lich of the Horn Club |<>|#3295  [06-Apr-18 07:07 PM]
*The mech's shields fluctuate as the missiles hit it.*

Beckitten27#9209  [06-Apr-18 07:08 PM]
beck: i didn't even know there was multiplayer

Shinji Ikari#5703  [06-Apr-18 07:08 PM]
*It appears that the Multiplayer is compatible with other consoles and even a mobile phone and a calculator*

|<>| Lich of the Horn Club |<>|#3295  [06-Apr-18 07:08 PM]
*The iCalculator Edition does have 16-bit graphics.*

Weesee#4112  [06-Apr-18 07:09 PM]
*my Ti-524 has 4-bit graphics*

Beckitten27#9209  [06-Apr-18 07:09 PM]
beck: is the game supposed to seem self-aware at times?

|<>| Lich of the Horn Club |<>|#3295  [06-Apr-18 07:10 PM]
*A heated sword protrudes from one of the mech's arms.*
*The mech is ready to cut up the Tommy Kenobis.*

Shinji Ikari#5703  [06-Apr-18 07:10 PM]
*Tommy 2 pulls out a lightsaber out of nowhere*
*He leaps up while making a Palpatine screech, swinging at the sword*

Beckitten27#9209  [06-Apr-18 07:10 PM]
beck: well shit

|<>| Lich of the Horn Club |<>|#3295  [06-Apr-18 07:11 PM]
*The two enter a QTE duel.*
*Beck's Tommy Kenobi is also participating.*
*The A button appears.*

Beckitten27#9209  [06-Apr-18 07:12 PM]
*beck presses it*

Shinji Ikari#5703  [06-Apr-18 07:12 PM]
*Shinji presses it like it's no problem*
*He'll always have an opportunity to press it in the right time as he is always used to it*

Weesee#4112  [06-Apr-18 07:12 PM]
(what is a QTE duel)

Beckitten27#9209  [06-Apr-18 07:13 PM]
(quick time event)

Weesee#4112  [06-Apr-18 07:13 PM]
(oh right)

Shinji Ikari#5703  [06-Apr-18 07:13 PM]
(Take God of War for an example for QTE)

Weesee#4112  [06-Apr-18 07:13 PM]
(I'm just not used to it being called a duel)

|<>| Lich of the Horn Club |<>|#3295  [06-Apr-18 07:14 PM]
*B*

Beckitten27#9209  [06-Apr-18 07:14 PM]
*presses*

|<>| Lich of the Horn Club |<>|#3295  [06-Apr-18 07:14 PM]
*The second Tommy Wiseau gets hit badly.*

Shinji Ikari#5703  [06-Apr-18 07:14 PM]
*Due to Shinji's advantage, he always presses it*

|<>| Lich of the Horn Club |<>|#3295  [06-Apr-18 07:14 PM]
*He isn't dead, but heavily injured.*

Beckitten27#9209  [06-Apr-18 07:15 PM]
beck: well i guess it's up to me

|<>| Lich of the Horn Club |<>|#3295  [06-Apr-18 07:15 PM]
*The mech targets Beck.*
*Both players will need to hit a button in the same amount of time in order to win the QTE.*

Beckitten27#9209  [06-Apr-18 07:15 PM]
beck: ...

|<>| Lich of the Horn Club |<>|#3295  [06-Apr-18 07:16 PM]
*The mech swings at Beck, triggering a QTE.*
***Right trigger***

Beckitten27#9209  [06-Apr-18 07:16 PM]
*press*

Shinji Ikari#5703  [06-Apr-18 07:16 PM]
*presses as well*

|<>| Lich of the Horn Club |<>|#3295  [06-Apr-18 07:17 PM]
*Tommy Kenobi hops over the sword swing.*
***Left bumper***

Beckitten27#9209  [06-Apr-18 07:17 PM]
*press*

Shinji Ikari#5703  [06-Apr-18 07:17 PM]
*presses*

|<>| Lich of the Horn Club |<>|#3295  [06-Apr-18 07:17 PM]
*The mech swings again at Tommy Kenobi, but he jumps onto the blade and runs up it.*
Tommy Kenobi: HOOOOOOOT!
***A***

Beckitten27#9209  [06-Apr-18 07:18 PM]
*press*

Shinji Ikari#5703  [06-Apr-18 07:18 PM]
*A*

|<>| Lich of the Horn Club |<>|#3295  [06-Apr-18 07:18 PM]
***B***

Shinji Ikari#5703  [06-Apr-18 07:18 PM]
*B*

Beckitten27#9209  [06-Apr-18 07:18 PM]
*press*

|<>| Lich of the Horn Club |<>|#3295  [06-Apr-18 07:18 PM]
***RT***

Beckitten27#9209  [06-Apr-18 07:18 PM]
*press*

Shinji Ikari#5703  [06-Apr-18 07:18 PM]
*Presses Right Trigger button*

|<>| Lich of the Horn Club |<>|#3295  [06-Apr-18 07:19 PM]
*Tommy Kenobi hops around on the sword, limiting his exposure to the heated blade. He hops onto the mechs arm and runs up it. Since the mech has shields, the it fires missiles towards him.*
***RT and LT***

Beckitten27#9209  [06-Apr-18 07:19 PM]
*presses*

Shinji Ikari#5703  [06-Apr-18 07:19 PM]
*RT LT*

|<>| Lich of the Horn Club |<>|#3295  [06-Apr-18 07:20 PM]
***A, B, RT, Select, X***

Shinji Ikari#5703  [06-Apr-18 07:20 PM]
*presses all*

Beckitten27#9209  [06-Apr-18 07:20 PM]
*presses*
*beck might mess up though*

|<>| Lich of the Horn Club |<>|#3295  [06-Apr-18 07:21 PM]
*Tommy Kenobi dodges all of the missiles. The shield breaks due to the continuous impacts, leaving the mech's top cage exposed.*
***X***

Beckitten27#9209  [06-Apr-18 07:21 PM]
*press*

Shinji Ikari#5703  [06-Apr-18 07:21 PM]
*X*
*Tommy Kenobi meets the sight of the Mech's true face*
https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/430459479713382420/431971723089412118/happy_kratos_by_flydeco.png

Beckitten27#9209  [06-Apr-18 07:21 PM]
beck: uh...

|<>| Lich of the Horn Club |<>|#3295  [06-Apr-18 07:21 PM]
*Tommy Kenobi rips open the cage and sees the man.*
Tommy Kenobi: Oh, hello there scar face!

Shinji Ikari#5703  [06-Apr-18 07:21 PM]
Man: I will have my revenge Zusan!

|<>| Lich of the Horn Club |<>|#3295  [06-Apr-18 07:21 PM]
*He tosses a football at him.*
***A, X, B, LT***

Beckitten27#9209  [06-Apr-18 07:22 PM]
*presses*

Shinji Ikari#5703  [06-Apr-18 07:22 PM]
*presses as well*
*The Man gets hit in the face by a football and is launched out of the mech like a ragdoll*
*He looks like a Morbidly Obese Kratos minus the face*

|<>| Lich of the Horn Club |<>|#3295  [06-Apr-18 07:23 PM]
*Tommy Kenobi claps his hands together. A blue aura of light transforms the football into a time bomb. He back flips off the mech as the bomb detonates.*
*He approaches the man.*
***RT***

Beckitten27#9209  [06-Apr-18 07:23 PM]
*presses*

Shinji Ikari#5703  [06-Apr-18 07:23 PM]
*RT*
*The Man spams his chained blades at Kenobi in a god of war fashion*

|<>| Lich of the Horn Club |<>|#3295  [06-Apr-18 07:24 PM]
*Due to the success of the QTE, Tommy Kenobi activates his lightsaber to block it.*

Shinji Ikari#5703  [06-Apr-18 07:24 PM]
*The Man leaps at Kenobi and tries to swing the blade at him*

|<>| Lich of the Horn Club |<>|#3295  [06-Apr-18 07:24 PM]
***RT, Y, X, right analog stick spin.***

Shinji Ikari#5703  [06-Apr-18 07:24 PM]
*Presses as well*

Beckitten27#9209  [06-Apr-18 07:24 PM]
*does so as best she can*
beck: it's getting trickier
beck: but i can handle it

|<>| Lich of the Horn Club |<>|#3295  [06-Apr-18 07:26 PM]
*Kenobi slashes the blade away. He lifts the man up and throws him onto the ground. After this, he pulls him and lifts him up by the neck.*

Shinji Ikari#5703  [06-Apr-18 07:26 PM]
*The man pulls out the Medusa head and uses it, creating a QTE event where Kenobi tries to avoid looking at Medusa*

|<>| Lich of the Horn Club |<>|#3295  [06-Apr-18 07:26 PM]
***A***

Beckitten27#9209  [06-Apr-18 07:26 PM]
*presses*

Shinji Ikari#5703  [06-Apr-18 07:26 PM]
*A*

|<>| Lich of the Horn Club |<>|#3295  [06-Apr-18 07:27 PM]
***B***

Beckitten27#9209  [06-Apr-18 07:27 PM]
*presses B*

Shinji Ikari#5703  [06-Apr-18 07:27 PM]
*B*

|<>| Lich of the Horn Club |<>|#3295  [06-Apr-18 07:27 PM]
***X, left analog stick spin.***

Shinji Ikari#5703  [06-Apr-18 07:27 PM]
*Does it as well*

Beckitten27#9209  [06-Apr-18 07:27 PM]
*does that*

Shinji Ikari#5703  [06-Apr-18 07:27 PM]
Fat Kratos: My onions are ready!
*He started to reek of Onions, pushing Wiseau back*

Beckitten27#9209  [06-Apr-18 07:28 PM]
beck: ...

Shinji Ikari#5703  [06-Apr-18 07:28 PM]
*Creating another battle sequence as the Fat Kratos gets larger*

Beckitten27#9209  [06-Apr-18 07:28 PM]
beck: this is kind of getting annoying

Shinji Ikari#5703  [06-Apr-18 07:28 PM]
*The place started to break and the chained blades are now in Tommy Kenobi's posession*

|<>| Lich of the Horn Club |<>|#3295  [06-Apr-18 07:28 PM]
***B, X, Y, dual analog stick spins.***

Beckitten27#9209  [06-Apr-18 07:29 PM]
*does so*

Weesee#4112  [06-Apr-18 07:29 PM]
*however, one of the snakes on the medusa head is alive*

Shinji Ikari#5703  [06-Apr-18 07:29 PM]
*Presses it*
*Tommy Kenobi 2 appears to be recovered from health*

|<>| Lich of the Horn Club |<>|#3295  [06-Apr-18 07:30 PM]
*Tommy Kenobi slashes Fat Kratos with the blades. Eventually, he jumps onto his back and twists the abomination's neck.*

Shinji Ikari#5703  [06-Apr-18 07:30 PM]
*The Fat Kratos gets bigger than Kronus and grabs him, eventually swallowing him alive*
*Tommy Kenobi appears in the throat where he has to climb down with the blades*
*Like he has to avoid the obstacles that is falling on him*

Beckitten27#9209  [06-Apr-18 07:31 PM]
beck: this is dragging

|<>| Lich of the Horn Club |<>|#3295  [06-Apr-18 07:31 PM]
*The second Tommy Kenobi is given Luigi's football.*

Beckitten27#9209  [06-Apr-18 07:31 PM]
beck: i'm getting bored

|<>| Lich of the Horn Club |<>|#3295  [06-Apr-18 07:31 PM]
Luigi's Spirit: It's a football; I chiseled it!

Beckitten27#9209  [06-Apr-18 07:31 PM]
(brb, sorry)

Shinji Ikari#5703  [06-Apr-18 07:32 PM]
*Eventually after some obstacles and some dodgings, the QTE occurs outside the body, but the Kenobis are still inside, which involves using the football to burst through his stomach and escape him*

Beckitten27#9209  [06-Apr-18 07:32 PM]
(i said brb)

Shinji Ikari#5703  [06-Apr-18 07:32 PM]
//Alright

Weesee#4112  [06-Apr-18 07:33 PM]
//Hostile beck rp

Beckitten27#9209  [06-Apr-18 07:39 PM]
(back)

|<>| Lich of the Horn Club |<>|#3295  [06-Apr-18 07:40 PM]
***A***

Shinji Ikari#5703  [06-Apr-18 07:40 PM]
*A*

Beckitten27#9209  [06-Apr-18 07:40 PM]
*a*

|<>| Lich of the Horn Club |<>|#3295  [06-Apr-18 07:40 PM]
*The Tommy Kenobis pound on the walls of Kratos's stomach.*
***Y***

Shinji Ikari#5703  [06-Apr-18 07:41 PM]
*Y*
*The Fat Kratos groans in pain*

Beckitten27#9209  [06-Apr-18 07:41 PM]
*y*

|<>| Lich of the Horn Club |<>|#3295  [06-Apr-18 07:41 PM]
*The Kenobis back away and use telekinesis to hold the ball in the air.*
***Left and right sticks spinning in opposite directions.***

Shinji Ikari#5703  [06-Apr-18 07:42 PM]
*does it*

Beckitten27#9209  [06-Apr-18 07:43 PM]
*beck is trying really hard to do so*

|<>| Lich of the Horn Club |<>|#3295  [06-Apr-18 07:43 PM]
*The ball drills through Kratos's stomach to the outside world.*

Shinji Ikari#5703  [06-Apr-18 07:43 PM]
*Kratos stomach cuts open for some reason*
*And his guts are falling out of his stomach*

|<>| Lich of the Horn Club |<>|#3295  [06-Apr-18 07:44 PM]
*The hole is now large enough for the Kenobis to escape, but they must hurry.*
***A, B, X, and Y.***

Shinji Ikari#5703  [06-Apr-18 07:44 PM]
*Presses it*

Beckitten27#9209  [06-Apr-18 07:44 PM]
*presses*

|<>| Lich of the Horn Club |<>|#3295  [06-Apr-18 07:45 PM]
*The Kenobis run, jump, spin, and skip their away out of Kratos's stomach as the giant bleeds out.*
*A cinematic plays.*
*Tommy Kenobi looks at the face of Kratos.*
Tommy Kenobi: Any final requests babe?

Weesee#4112  [06-Apr-18 07:46 PM]
*Kratos's model is glitching a tad bit*
*because of the position he was beaten*

Shinji Ikari#5703  [06-Apr-18 07:47 PM]
Kratos: There is new deal.

Weesee#4112  [06-Apr-18 07:47 PM]
(OOOPS)

Shinji Ikari#5703  [06-Apr-18 07:47 PM]
Kratos: You work for us and instead of hunt down Freeman for army
Kratos: You will for us

|<>| Lich of the Horn Club |<>|#3295  [06-Apr-18 07:47 PM]
Tommy Kenobi: *Smiling* Anything for my princess!

Beckitten27#9209  [06-Apr-18 07:48 PM]
beck: what the hell?

Shinji Ikari#5703  [06-Apr-18 07:48 PM]
*There is a dialogue tree with new potential skins*
1. ...
2. I HATE YOU!!!
3.  Zeus, I have returned! I will have my Revenge!
4. Bye bye
5. You fucked up my face
6. No
7. Sure
8. [**Makes bad Chicken sounds**]
9. That's where you're wrong kiddo

Beckitten27#9209  [06-Apr-18 07:50 PM]
beck: um...

Weesee#4112  [06-Apr-18 07:50 PM]
*choice number 8 is obviously the best*

|<>| Lich of the Horn Club |<>|#3295  [06-Apr-18 07:51 PM]
Microsoft Sam: C-H-O-O-S-E N-O-W exclamation mark.

Beckitten27#9209  [06-Apr-18 07:51 PM]
beck:too many options

Shinji Ikari#5703  [06-Apr-18 07:52 PM]
*Shinji presses 1*

Beckitten27#9209  [06-Apr-18 07:52 PM]
beck: also i think this game is driving me crazy

Shinji Ikari#5703  [06-Apr-18 07:52 PM]
*Wiseau 2 says nothing*
*He transformed into Gordon Freeman*

|<>| Lich of the Horn Club |<>|#3295  [06-Apr-18 07:52 PM]
*However, his lips move.*

Shinji Ikari#5703  [06-Apr-18 07:52 PM]
*Because Freeman doesn't talk, his voice is now Tommy Wiseau's*

|<>| Lich of the Horn Club |<>|#3295  [06-Apr-18 07:53 PM]
*Suddenly, the skyscraper nearby explodes.*

Shinji Ikari#5703  [06-Apr-18 07:53 PM]
*But he still has a Wiseau Face and has new abilities such as a Gravity Gun*
*However, there is still a choice for Tommy Kenobi*

|<>| Lich of the Horn Club |<>|#3295  [06-Apr-18 07:53 PM]
Microsoft Sam: Would you like to randomize it?
Microsoft Sam: We need to progress.

Beckitten27#9209  [06-Apr-18 07:54 PM]
beck: can you... hear me?

|<>| Lich of the Horn Club |<>|#3295  [06-Apr-18 07:54 PM]
!roll 9

RPBot#4161  [06-Apr-18 07:54 PM]
@|<>| Lich of the Horn Club |<>|#3295 rolled **2**.

Beckitten27#9209  [06-Apr-18 07:54 PM]
(death)

|<>| Lich of the Horn Club |<>|#3295  [06-Apr-18 07:54 PM]
Tommy Kenobi: I HATE YOU!

Shinji Ikari#5703  [06-Apr-18 07:54 PM]
//Not really

Weesee#4112  [06-Apr-18 07:54 PM]
//that's perfect for beck

Shinji Ikari#5703  [06-Apr-18 07:54 PM]
*Tommy Kenobi turns into Anakin Skywalker*

Beckitten27#9209  [06-Apr-18 07:54 PM]
(well in my current mood)

|<>| Lich of the Horn Club |<>|#3295  [06-Apr-18 07:54 PM]
(Kratos is in pretty a bad state Beck.)

Beckitten27#9209  [06-Apr-18 07:54 PM]
(i honestly feel more likely to react harshly)
(i'm not 100%)

Shinji Ikari#5703  [06-Apr-18 07:55 PM]
*Now there's Tommy Skywalker and Tommy Freeman*

Beckitten27#9209  [06-Apr-18 07:55 PM]
(shit happened)

Weesee#4112  [06-Apr-18 07:55 PM]
//That is true

Beckitten27#9209  [06-Apr-18 07:55 PM]
(also weesee, i modified my character sheet.)
(just a slight tweak, but you should look at it)

|<>| Lich of the Horn Club |<>|#3295  [06-Apr-18 07:56 PM]
Microsoft Sam: Since Tommy Wiseau and Hayden Christensen act equally (damn OT conservative) which voice will you choose?
*Two options pop up on the screen.*
**Hayden Christensen**
**Tommy Wiseau**

Beckitten27#9209  [06-Apr-18 07:56 PM]
beck: honestly i'm sick of this game
beck: i'm losing interest

Weesee#4112  [06-Apr-18 07:56 PM]
*beck's sick sounds like "sonic" to microsoft sam*

Shinji Ikari#5703  [06-Apr-18 07:56 PM]
*Jason looks at Beck*
*He aims his machete at her head*

|<>| Lich of the Horn Club |<>|#3295  [06-Apr-18 07:57 PM]
*The Sonic ring sound plays.*

Beckitten27#9209  [06-Apr-18 07:57 PM]
beck: oh yeah, i forgot i have to play the game or i'll freaking die!

|<>| Lich of the Horn Club |<>|#3295  [06-Apr-18 07:57 PM]
Microsoft Sam: Come on, choose.

Beckitten27#9209  [06-Apr-18 07:57 PM]
beck: seriously i need help

|<>| Lich of the Horn Club |<>|#3295  [06-Apr-18 07:57 PM]
Microsoft Sam: The next part is very important to the game's plot.

Weesee#4112  [06-Apr-18 07:57 PM]
*you know when the ring sound plays it usually means debug*

Shinji Ikari#5703  [06-Apr-18 07:57 PM]
Shinji: Use the Randomizer.
Shinji: That's if you don't know what to pick.

Beckitten27#9209  [06-Apr-18 07:58 PM]
beck: i don't want to die
beck: i swear to god this game is driving me insane

|<>| Lich of the Horn Club |<>|#3295  [06-Apr-18 07:58 PM]
!roll 2

RPBot#4161  [06-Apr-18 07:58 PM]
@|<>| Lich of the Horn Club |<>|#3295 rolled **1**.

|<>| Lich of the Horn Club |<>|#3295  [06-Apr-18 07:59 PM]
Tommy Skywalker: I don't like sand. You can't play catch with it.

Beckitten27#9209  [06-Apr-18 07:59 PM]
beck: i'm not even joking

Shinji Ikari#5703  [06-Apr-18 07:59 PM]
*Jason pulls up the Game cover and points at it, telling her to continue playing it. But instead of this game that is Friday the Thirdteen, it's Meme movie video game*
https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/430459479713382420/431981310236426240/Jason-Voorhees-AVGN.png

Beckitten27#9209  [06-Apr-18 07:59 PM]
beck: ...
*beck is clearly scared*

Weesee#4112  [06-Apr-18 07:59 PM]
*but it's the exact same cartridge*

|<>| Lich of the Horn Club |<>|#3295  [06-Apr-18 08:00 PM]
*Denny, forced to be alive for the plot's sake, runs up to the Tommies.*
Denny: TOMMY! COME WITH ME, THIS IS SERIOUS!

Beckitten27#9209  [06-Apr-18 08:00 PM]
beck: at least the game isn't self aware
beck: ...right?

|<>| Lich of the Horn Club |<>|#3295  [06-Apr-18 08:00 PM]
Tommy Skywalker: Okay Denny.

Shinji Ikari#5703  [06-Apr-18 08:01 PM]
Tommy Freeman: Okay Denny.

|<>| Lich of the Horn Club |<>|#3295  [06-Apr-18 08:01 PM]
*A loading screen appears.*
*A door opens. Denny and the Tommies enter the only room intact in the skyscraper.*
*They can see Mark's corpse on the floor.*
Tommy Skywalker: M-m-mark!

Beckitten27#9209  [06-Apr-18 08:02 PM]
beck: ...

|<>| Lich of the Horn Club |<>|#3295  [06-Apr-18 08:02 PM]
*This music starts playing:*
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tm8LGxTLtQk

Shinji Ikari#5703  [06-Apr-18 08:02 PM]
*Tommy Freeman makes those bad chicken sounds*
*Something emerges from the shadows*
*It's a mix of AVGN and Beck*

|<>| Lich of the Horn Club |<>|#3295  [06-Apr-18 08:03 PM]
*A mash up of Tommy Wiseau and Greg Sestero's **Room** scenes play on screen.*

Beckitten27#9209  [06-Apr-18 08:03 PM]
beck: WHAT THE HELL!
beck: NOPE! THAT'S IT!

Shinji Ikari#5703  [06-Apr-18 08:03 PM]
*Simply, beck but with a personality of AVGN and wears the AVGN's clothing*

|<>| Lich of the Horn Club |<>|#3295  [06-Apr-18 08:03 PM]
*It has a black and white filter.*

Beckitten27#9209  [06-Apr-18 08:03 PM]
beck: I CAN'T TAKE THIS SHIT ANY LONGER!

Shinji Ikari#5703  [06-Apr-18 08:03 PM]
AVGB: This game sucks!

|<>| Lich of the Horn Club |<>|#3295  [06-Apr-18 08:04 PM]
Microsoft Sam: Sad face.

Weesee#4112  [06-Apr-18 08:04 PM]
*another guy walks in and sees mark's corpse*
"Oh hi mark"

Shinji Ikari#5703  [06-Apr-18 08:04 PM]
AVGB: ASS!

Weesee#4112  [06-Apr-18 08:04 PM]
*after staring at him for 17 seconds, he realizes mark is dead*

|<>| Lich of the Horn Club |<>|#3295  [06-Apr-18 08:04 PM]
(Beck must rebel.)

Shinji Ikari#5703  [06-Apr-18 08:05 PM]
AVGB: Cowabunga... Cow-a-FUCKING PIECE OF DOGSHIT! This game is diarrhea coming out of my dick! This game is as appealing as a fucking ooze-infested dirty fucking sewer rat shit! I've had more fun playing with dog turds! Shredder's my ass and Splinter's my balls, this game is an inside-out asshole regurgitated putrid anal fecal matter! I'd rather fucking yank all the hairs out of my scrotum! I'd rather drink diarrhea vomited out of a buffalo's anus! It sucking fucks, it fucking sucks, IT FUCKING BLOWS, IT'S A PIECE OF SHIT... and I don't like it.

|<>| Lich of the Horn Club |<>|#3295  [06-Apr-18 08:05 PM]
(Or submit.)

Weesee#4112  [06-Apr-18 08:05 PM]
*he gets very angry with the angry emoji face*
*that's how you know he's angry*

Abaddon, King of the Locusts#1177  [06-Apr-18 08:05 PM]
//i think that beck-avgn hybrid legitimately scared beck away btw

Shinji Ikari#5703  [06-Apr-18 08:05 PM]
*AVGB aims the power glove at the Wiseaus*
*A boss battle occurs*
*Jason prepares to swing the machete at Beck, but unexpectedly the QTE sequence occurs in the real world*

|<>| Lich of the Horn Club |<>|#3295  [06-Apr-18 08:06 PM]
**Tongue click**

Shinji Ikari#5703  [06-Apr-18 08:06 PM]
*So Beck can try and beat Jason to a pulp*

Weesee#4112  [06-Apr-18 08:06 PM]
*this is some jimmy neutron level of VR here*

Shinji Ikari#5703  [06-Apr-18 08:07 PM]
*The AVGB started glitching out of the skyscraper*
*Disappearing from the Tommy sights*

Beckitten27#9209  [06-Apr-18 08:07 PM]
(oh sorry, i got up)
beck: ...
beck: i'm so confused

|<>| Lich of the Horn Club |<>|#3295  [06-Apr-18 08:08 PM]
*Jason hits Beck.*
*She now has a huge cut running up her face.*

Beckitten27#9209  [06-Apr-18 08:08 PM]
beck: i honestly think this game is starting to drive me insane

Weesee#4112  [06-Apr-18 08:08 PM]
(beck you do realize that wasn't in the game)

Beckitten27#9209  [06-Apr-18 08:08 PM]
(i know)
beck: i mean how is that in the game?

|<>| Lich of the Horn Club |<>|#3295  [06-Apr-18 08:09 PM]
*Blood runs down Beck's face.*

Shinji Ikari#5703  [06-Apr-18 08:10 PM]
*The AVGB appears again after glitching, and is now playing the meme movie video game on the NES*

Beckitten27#9209  [06-Apr-18 08:10 PM]
beck: ?

Weesee#4112  [06-Apr-18 08:10 PM]
*of course AVGB's controller has a cat toy on it*

Shinji Ikari#5703  [06-Apr-18 08:10 PM]
*But AVGB isn't quite going to play it until another Jason appears*

Beckitten27#9209  [06-Apr-18 08:10 PM]
beck: i don't know how much more i can handle

Shinji Ikari#5703  [06-Apr-18 08:10 PM]
*Jason is about to aim the machete at AVGB*
AVGB:  Don't kill me!
*Jason drops the machete and pulls out this game for the NES, pointing at it as a sign that AVGB must play it*
AVGB: ..Kill me.

Beckitten27#9209  [06-Apr-18 08:11 PM]
beck: i don't even care anymore

Shinji Ikari#5703  [06-Apr-18 08:12 PM]
*AVGB plays it anyways*
*In a AVGN fashion*

Beckitten27#9209  [06-Apr-18 08:12 PM]
beck: honestly i think if i go completely insane i'll just be a problem...

Shinji Ikari#5703  [06-Apr-18 08:12 PM]
*Two of the Tommies are sucked into the game*
*Which said game actually happens to be Friday the 13 for the NES*
*Changing the graphics to 8 bit*

Beckitten27#9209  [06-Apr-18 08:13 PM]
beck: i swear, is this game self aware or something?
beck: i swear it's like i'm being used as a science experiment

|<>| Lich of the Horn Club |<>|#3295  [06-Apr-18 08:13 PM]
*Shinji is now in the living room.*

Shinji Ikari#5703  [06-Apr-18 08:14 PM]
*Shinji happens to be carrying a coffee mug*

|<>| Lich of the Horn Club |<>|#3295  [06-Apr-18 08:14 PM]
*Since his Tommy is on the NES, he must either play it with AVGB or abandon his character.*

Beckitten27#9209  [06-Apr-18 08:14 PM]
beck: i hate this

|<>| Lich of the Horn Club |<>|#3295  [06-Apr-18 08:14 PM]
*Or pass the controller to Beck.*

Beckitten27#9209  [06-Apr-18 08:14 PM]
beck: what the hell is going on

Shinji Ikari#5703  [06-Apr-18 08:14 PM]
*Passes controller to Beck*

Beckitten27#9209  [06-Apr-18 08:14 PM]
beck: hell no
beck: i don't even care if i die anymore

Shinji Ikari#5703  [06-Apr-18 08:15 PM]
*Shinji happens to be carrying a mug of himself carrying a mug*
https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/430459479713382420/431985305558450177/c57.png

Beckitten27#9209  [06-Apr-18 08:15 PM]
beck: this has been hell for me
beck: I QUIT!
beck: get someone else to play the god damn game

Shinji Ikari#5703  [06-Apr-18 08:16 PM]
*Jason pulls out the machete and prepares to swing again*
*Prompting the QTE sequence again*

|<>| Lich of the Horn Club |<>|#3295  [06-Apr-18 08:16 PM]
**Click tongue**

Beckitten27#9209  [06-Apr-18 08:16 PM]
beck: i don't even care anymore!

Shinji Ikari#5703  [06-Apr-18 08:16 PM]
*Clicks the tongue*
*Despite literally being inside the game now*

Beckitten27#9209  [06-Apr-18 08:17 PM]
beck: i swear if this keeps up i'm just going to become a danger to society after going completely insane!

|<>| Lich of the Horn Club |<>|#3295  [06-Apr-18 08:17 PM]
*Since Beck doesn't click her tongue, her left hand gets chopped off.*

Beckitten27#9209  [06-Apr-18 08:17 PM]
beck: i don't even care!
beck: just stop tormenting me!

|<>| Lich of the Horn Club |<>|#3295  [06-Apr-18 08:18 PM]
*She says this as blood gushes out of her arm.*

Beckitten27#9209  [06-Apr-18 08:18 PM]
beck: my life is hell right now anyway...
beck: ever since that damn movie came out i've been forced to hole up in my room since it somehow didn't affect me
beck: if anyone knew they would have killed me...
beck: but i don't even care at this point.

Shinji Ikari#5703  [06-Apr-18 08:20 PM]
*If Beck dies, then she will end up in an afterlife, where her punishment was to play Meme Movie Video Game with Jason watching her like a hawk for all eternity.*

Beckitten27#9209  [06-Apr-18 08:21 PM]
(hey, that's bullshit)

|<>| Lich of the Horn Club |<>|#3295  [06-Apr-18 08:21 PM]
(Escape.)

Shinji Ikari#5703  [06-Apr-18 08:21 PM]
*At least until she beats it*

Beckitten27#9209  [06-Apr-18 08:21 PM]
beck: i can't survive like this

Shinji Ikari#5703  [06-Apr-18 08:21 PM]
*Or overpowers Jason*

Beckitten27#9209  [06-Apr-18 08:22 PM]
beck: it's too late for me...
beck: i'm a failure.
beck: whatever i was meant to do, i'm in no state to do it now

|<>| Lich of the Horn Club |<>|#3295  [06-Apr-18 08:23 PM]
*Beck has lost two pints of blood.*

Shinji Ikari#5703  [06-Apr-18 08:23 PM]
*Beck happens to regenerate a hand somehow*

Beckitten27#9209  [06-Apr-18 08:24 PM]
beck: ok what the hell
beck: is this some kind of video game

|<>| Lich of the Horn Club |<>|#3295  [06-Apr-18 08:24 PM]
????: No babe.
????: It's my video game.

Shinji Ikari#5703  [06-Apr-18 08:24 PM]
*The poster of AVGN appears at the living room*

|<>| Lich of the Horn Club |<>|#3295  [06-Apr-18 08:24 PM]
*Tommy Wiseau appears in the living room.*

Beckitten27#9209  [06-Apr-18 08:24 PM]
beck: what the hell

Shinji Ikari#5703  [06-Apr-18 08:25 PM]
*AVGN comes out of the poster*

Weesee#4112  [06-Apr-18 08:25 PM]
//babe
//that's classic

|<>| Lich of the Horn Club |<>|#3295  [06-Apr-18 08:25 PM]
Tommy Wiseau: What a mess.

Shinji Ikari#5703  [06-Apr-18 08:25 PM]
*Shinji leaves back to his house to continue playing his game*

|<>| Lich of the Horn Club |<>|#3295  [06-Apr-18 08:25 PM]
Tommy Wiseau: Which one of you bitches caused this mess?

Beckitten27#9209  [06-Apr-18 08:25 PM]
beck: ...

Shinji Ikari#5703  [06-Apr-18 08:26 PM]
*Jason finally speaks, but sounded like Dark Helmet*

Beckitten27#9209  [06-Apr-18 08:26 PM]
beck: i'm not allowed to stop playing, or i'll die
beck: i don't want to get killed

|<>| Lich of the Horn Club |<>|#3295  [06-Apr-18 08:27 PM]
Tommy Wiseau: Are you kidding me, why would you ever want to stop playing my game?
Tommy Wiseau: It's the sequel to The Room!

Shinji Ikari#5703  [06-Apr-18 08:28 PM]
Jason: Play it.
Jason: No Questions, just play the Masterpiece Beck.

Beckitten27#9209  [06-Apr-18 08:28 PM]
beck: i'm literally the only one immune to it

Shinji Ikari#5703  [06-Apr-18 08:29 PM]
*The AVGN starts reviewing the game in Beck's bedroom, playing it on the NES*

Beckitten27#9209  [06-Apr-18 08:29 PM]
beck: this is my house!

|<>| Lich of the Horn Club |<>|#3295  [06-Apr-18 08:29 PM]
Tommy Wiseau: Eh, that's not the proper word.

Beckitten27#9209  [06-Apr-18 08:29 PM]
beck: or at least my room!

|<>| Lich of the Horn Club |<>|#3295  [06-Apr-18 08:29 PM]
*Tommy Wiseau throws a football towards Beck.*

Shinji Ikari#5703  [06-Apr-18 08:29 PM]
*A QTE appears*

|<>| Lich of the Horn Club |<>|#3295  [06-Apr-18 08:30 PM]
*Someone holds up an **A**.*
*Oh wait, there aren't controllers...*

Beckitten27#9209  [06-Apr-18 08:30 PM]
beck: um...

|<>| Lich of the Horn Club |<>|#3295  [06-Apr-18 08:30 PM]
*The football goes through one of Beck's windows.*
Tommy Wiseau: ...
Tommy Wiseau: Ha, ha! Funny move hun!

Shinji Ikari#5703  [06-Apr-18 08:31 PM]
*The football hits one of Beck's neighbor*
*What will the Neighbor be?*
1. Bob, who is riding his bicycle
2. Shinji, who is heading back to his house
3. Shrek, who is waiting to enter the Porta-Potty
t!roll 3

Tatsumaki#8792  [06-Apr-18 08:32 PM]

Shinji Ikari#5703  [06-Apr-18 08:32 PM]
!roll 3

RPBot#4161  [06-Apr-18 08:32 PM]
@Shinji Ikari#5703 rolled **3**.

Beckitten27#9209  [06-Apr-18 08:32 PM]
well death

Shinji Ikari#5703  [06-Apr-18 08:32 PM]
*Shrek is hit by a football*

Beckitten27#9209  [06-Apr-18 08:32 PM]
beck: oh shit

Shinji Ikari#5703  [06-Apr-18 08:32 PM]
*This music plays out of nowhere* (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=psaadT7JS9E)

|<>| Lich of the Horn Club |<>|#3295  [06-Apr-18 08:33 PM]
*Shrek spins towards Beck's house.*
Shrek: RAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!

Beckitten27#9209  [06-Apr-18 08:33 PM]
beck: it wasn't me

|<>| Lich of the Horn Club |<>|#3295  [06-Apr-18 08:34 PM]
*He charges across the street.*
--8ball Will he make it across the road?
--8ball Will he make it across the road?

Yggdrasil#4195  [06-Apr-18 08:34 PM]
🎱 *|<>|* 🎱

|<>| Lich of the Horn Club |<>|#3295  [06-Apr-18 08:34 PM]
*Shrek charges through Beck's front door.*

Shinji Ikari#5703  [06-Apr-18 08:35 PM]
*Shrek starts charging upstairs to head to the toilet*
t!roll d6

Tatsumaki#8792  [06-Apr-18 08:35 PM]

Shinji Ikari#5703  [06-Apr-18 08:36 PM]
[6] Shrek manages to make it to the bathroom but ended up pulling a Canada before he manages to pull down his pants and sit on the toilet

Beckitten27#9209  [06-Apr-18 08:36 PM]
(so he pees himself?)

Shinji Ikari#5703  [06-Apr-18 08:37 PM]
(Possibly)

Beckitten27#9209  [06-Apr-18 08:39 PM]
(i'm bored now)

|<>| Lich of the Horn Club |<>|#3295  [06-Apr-18 08:40 PM]
Tommy Wiseau: Silence is bad.

Beckitten27#9209  [06-Apr-18 08:40 PM]
beck: ok, why me?
beck: what makes me so special?

Shinji Ikari#5703  [06-Apr-18 08:43 PM]
*Eventually, a button appears next to Beck*

Beckitten27#9209  [06-Apr-18 08:43 PM]
beck: ?
beck: what the hell is this

Shinji Ikari#5703  [06-Apr-18 08:43 PM]
*The Button says "End the Chaos now?"*

Beckitten27#9209  [06-Apr-18 08:44 PM]
*beck tries to push it*

Shinji Ikari#5703  [06-Apr-18 08:44 PM]
*Beck is teleported out of the world inside a Mech*
*Eventually, Beck realizes she caused the Third Impact*

Beckitten27#9209  [06-Apr-18 08:44 PM]
beck: what did i do

Shinji Ikari#5703  [06-Apr-18 08:44 PM]
*A giant being appears on the world*

Beckitten27#9209  [06-Apr-18 08:45 PM]
beck: ?

Shinji Ikari#5703  [06-Apr-18 08:45 PM]
*It appears to be feminine*
*This music starts playing* (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=24QOyvNS2iQ)

Beckitten27#9209  [06-Apr-18 08:45 PM]
beck: ?

Shinji Ikari#5703  [06-Apr-18 08:46 PM]
*The world started turning red while a bunch of souls started to be absorbed into a black moon which the being is holding it*
*A bunch of white crosses started appearing in the red world*
https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/430459479713382420/431993374111956992/maxresdefault.png

Beckitten27#9209  [06-Apr-18 08:48 PM]
beck: ...

Shinji Ikari#5703  [06-Apr-18 08:48 PM]
*A bunch of strange white Mechas started impaling theirselves with the lance of Longinus*
*Around Beck*

Beckitten27#9209  [06-Apr-18 08:48 PM]
beck: what the hell is going on

Shinji Ikari#5703  [06-Apr-18 08:49 PM]
*Beck realizes she caused Instrumentality*

Beckitten27#9209  [06-Apr-18 08:49 PM]
(what does that mean?)
(i don't get it)

Shinji Ikari#5703  [06-Apr-18 08:50 PM]
(Probably to merge all of Humanity's souls into a collective being)

Beckitten27#9209  [06-Apr-18 08:51 PM]
beck: ...shit

Shinji Ikari#5703  [06-Apr-18 08:51 PM]
(This would create an existence where nobody existed singularly, but merely as part of the whole. In Instrumentality, the flaws in every living being would be complemented by the strengths in others, thus erasing the insecurities in people's hearts.)

Beckitten27#9209  [06-Apr-18 08:52 PM]
beck: i'm not sure how to feel...

|<>| Lich of the Horn Club |<>|#3295  [06-Apr-18 10:41 PM]
*⭐* : **Do emotions matter?**
⭐ : **You aren't like them.**

Beckitten27#9209  [06-Apr-18 10:41 PM]
beck: what?

|<>| Lich of the Horn Club |<>|#3295  [06-Apr-18 10:48 PM]
⭐ : **Those humans. You chose to rise above them, yet you give them pity.**

Beckitten27#9209  [06-Apr-18 10:48 PM]
beck: i chose what?

|<>| Lich of the Horn Club |<>|#3295  [06-Apr-18 10:49 PM]
⭐ : **You are no longer human. You are just a woman.**
⭐ : **The last free woman.**

Beckitten27#9209  [06-Apr-18 10:50 PM]
beck: so what do i do...

|<>| Lich of the Horn Club |<>|#3295  [06-Apr-18 10:50 PM]
⭐ : **Enjoy your honorary title while it lasts. Life is short, especially out in space.**

Beckitten27#9209  [06-Apr-18 10:51 PM]
beck: (wait, i can't breathe in space...))

|<>| Lich of the Horn Club |<>|#3295  [06-Apr-18 10:51 PM]
*Beck realizes that she is in a mech.*
*However, the oxygen will likely deplete eventually.*

Beckitten27#9209  [06-Apr-18 10:51 PM]
beck: ...

Shinji Ikari#5703  [06-Apr-18 10:52 PM]
*Beck notices that something tasted like blood*

Beckitten27#9209  [06-Apr-18 10:52 PM]
beck: 😦

Shinji Ikari#5703  [06-Apr-18 10:52 PM]
*And it did not came from her*

Beckitten27#9209  [06-Apr-18 10:52 PM]
beck: what the hell is this

|<>| Lich of the Horn Club |<>|#3295  [06-Apr-18 10:52 PM]
***THE LIGHT FADES AWAY...***
*The mech is dark.*

Beckitten27#9209  [06-Apr-18 10:52 PM]
beck: shit...

Shinji Ikari#5703  [06-Apr-18 10:52 PM]
*It came from something inside the Mech, which a substance made to synchronize with it*
*Like the substance is rather liquid-like which allows you to breathe in*

Beckitten27#9209  [06-Apr-18 10:53 PM]
beck: (odd...)

Shinji Ikari#5703  [06-Apr-18 10:54 PM]
*But at a cost, it tasted like blood*
*So it tasted bad*

Beckitten27#9209  [06-Apr-18 10:54 PM]
beck: (well i'm not dead somehow)

|<>| Lich of the Horn Club |<>|#3295  [06-Apr-18 10:57 PM]
*Earth's light disappears.*
*The mech turns away from the planet.*

Shinji Ikari#5703  [06-Apr-18 10:58 PM]
*Beck disappears from the Mech and wakes up at the shores of the beach*
*It appears to be night and the water is red*

|<>| Lich of the Horn Club |<>|#3295  [06-Apr-18 10:59 PM]
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C6eMBvMuZ6A

|<>| Lich of the Horn Club |<>|#3295  [06-Apr-18 11:00 PM]
*Beck can hear the voices nearby.*

Shinji Ikari#5703  [06-Apr-18 11:00 PM]
*The beach looks like this except that there aren't two peeps in there, strangling one another*
https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/430459479713382420/432026834595479552/1518465919056.png

Beckitten27#9209  [06-Apr-18 11:02 PM]
beck: ...

|<>| Lich of the Horn Club |<>|#3295  [06-Apr-18 11:03 PM]
*"Embrace infinity."*
*Tommy Wiseau's corpse is on the beach's shore. His hair, skin, and eyes are completely white.*

Shinji Ikari#5703  [06-Apr-18 11:04 PM]
*Beck sees a large decomposing face, which looks like Tommy Wiseau's*
*It's still alive*

Beckitten27#9209  [06-Apr-18 11:04 PM]
beck: oh god...

Shinji Ikari#5703  [06-Apr-18 11:05 PM]
*It doesn't even feel pain*

Beckitten27#9209  [06-Apr-18 11:05 PM]
beck: what have i done?

Shinji Ikari#5703  [06-Apr-18 11:05 PM]
*Which said face happens to be white, including the hair, but the eye color is red*

Beckitten27#9209  [06-Apr-18 11:06 PM]
beck: ...

Shinji Ikari#5703  [06-Apr-18 11:06 PM]
*The face said it's first words to Beck*
*Said face happens to be at the background*

Beckitten27#9209  [06-Apr-18 11:08 PM]
beck: (why do i feel like i screwed up)

Shinji Ikari#5703  [06-Apr-18 11:08 PM]
Face: Oh hai Mark!
Face: What's new with you!

Beckitten27#9209  [06-Apr-18 11:08 PM]
beck: ...

|<>| Lich of the Horn Club |<>|#3295  [06-Apr-18 11:09 PM]
*As the face fades away, this song starts playing:*
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tm8LGxTLtQk

Beckitten27#9209  [06-Apr-18 11:10 PM]
beck: what have i done...

|<>| Lich of the Horn Club |<>|#3295  [06-Apr-18 11:10 PM]
*As the camera looks up at the sky, the credits start rolling.*
***'Tis the end of The Meme Movie Video Game.***

Beckitten27#9209  [06-Apr-18 11:12 PM]
(ok then)

Shinji Ikari#5703  [06-Apr-18 11:12 PM]
*The trailor music is called "Komm Susser Tod"*
*Which means "Come Sweet Death" in German*

|<>| Lich of the Horn Club |<>|#3295  [06-Apr-18 11:13 PM]
***Critics hail it as Tommy Wiseau's greatest masterpiece.***

Shinji Ikari#5703  [06-Apr-18 11:14 PM]
*It also resolves the confusion involving the endings for both Neon Genesis Evangelion, and it's film that is End of Evangelion*