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  • WaluigiofthegodsSimon:Canada! The Purge is today!
  • Canada:The Purge? *screams loudly*
  • 4:30Beckitten27Beck: *at her house* why do i have a feeling something bad is going to happen? oh well, it can't be that big of a deal
  • 4:30ADgeeA bunker thing falls somewhere,causing a hole in the ground
  • 4:30WaluigiofthegodsSimon:I gotta warn Beck! *calls Beck*
  • 4:31Beckitten27Beck: what is it simon?
  • 4:31WaluigiofthegodsSimon:The Purge is today!
  • 4:31Beckitten27Beck: oh no...
  • 4:31TheEnderGamerSreegee: Huh, today is the purge.
  • 4:32ADgeeSreegee notices the hole
  • 4:32Beckitten27Beck: we should probably stick together.
  • 4:32Hiddenlich
  • A bag is thrown through Simon's front window
  • 4:32TheEnderGamerWait
  • Sreegee is at his mansion
  • 4:32HiddenlichSimon is at his house, right?
  • 4:32TheEnderGamerYes
  • 4:32WaluigiofthegodsSimon has an apartment Lich, not a house.
  • 4:32TheEnderGamerOr at his "APARTMENT" cause it's such a big deal
  • See?
  • 4:33WaluigiofthegodsSimon boards the window
  • windows
  • 4:33ADgeeThe hole was really big,so he could see the hole from his mansion
  • 4:33Hiddenlich
  • There is a large flask of "water" in the bag
  • 4:34Beckitten27Beck: i'd better make sure i'm prepared
  • 4:34TheEnderGamerOk
  • Sreegee: Huh.
  • 4:34Hiddenlich
  • There is a note on the flash that says, "To Drink"
  • 4:34WaluigiofthegodsCanada:What do we do?
  • 4:34Beckitten27Beck: i should be fine since my house is normally well-stocked
  • 4:35ADgeeThe bunker rises from the ground and opens
  • 4:35Hiddenlich
  • The neighborhood is unprecedentedly silent
  • 4:35WaluigiofthegodsSimon:I don't know, but something's at the door.
  • 4:35Hiddenlich
  • Simon notices the bag
  • 4:36Beckitten27Beck: i guess i just stay here and try to stay safe?
  • 4:36WaluigiofthegodsSimon:What the lugnuts?
  • 4:36TheEnderGamerSreegee: I'll just stay here and drive away anyone that comes near.
  • 4:37WaluigiofthegodsCanada:Something's at the door!
  • 4:37ADgeeSonic and Shadow comes from the bunker
  • 4:37Hiddenlich
  • Mr. Handy gives Sreegee a can of lemonade *Yes, a can*
  • 4:37WaluigiofthegodsSimon:We're screwed Canada.
  • 4:37Beckitten27Beck: *sits in her house*
  • 4:38ADgeeSonic : That was a rough and tough voyage,right Shadow?
  • 4:38TheEnderGamerSreegee: Ooh, cool.
  • Sreegee: Thanks for that.
  • 4:38ADgeeShadow : You said it.
  • 4:38TheEnderGamerSralleo: I'm not that thirsty. You can have it.
  • AD, are you making a SMBZ reference?
  • 4:38ADgeeprobally
  • 4:38HiddenlichMr. Handy looks outside the window
  • 4:38TheEnderGamerSreegee drinks the lemonade
  • 4:39WaluigiofthegodsBut the windows are boarded
  • 4:39ADgeeMr.Handy noticeed Sonic and Shadow outside,or not
  • 4:39Hiddenlich
  • Mr. Handy looks outside Sreegee's window
  • 4:39Beckitten27Beck: *plays video games*
  • 4:39HiddenlichMr. Handy: Um, sirs. There are people stabbing each other outside
  • 4:39WaluigiofthegodsThis guy appears inside Simon's apartment. Frank_Manera_Image_1.jpg
  • 4:39HiddenlichMr. Handy: I hope the doors are locked.
  • 4:40WaluigiofthegodsSimon:Oh god!
  • Frank:The meat is mine!
  • 4:40TheEnderGamerFrank eats all of Simon's meat products
  • 4:41WaluigiofthegodsSimon:Please don't kill me!
  • 4:41TheEnderGamerAs in steak, pork, bacon, etc.
  • 4:41ADgeeSonic : Now where we go?
  • 4:41WaluigiofthegodsSimon shivers in fear
  • 4:41ADgeeShadow : Let's just teleport somewhere
  • Shadow : CHAAOS.....CONTROOL!
  • 4:42WaluigiofthegodsFrank walks towards Simon
  • 4:42ADgeeThey teleport in Simon's house,falling onto Frank
  • 4:42Beckitten27Beck: so far so good...
  • 4:42WaluigiofthegodsSimon:What the f**k?
  • 4:42ADgeeSonic : So here we are.
  • 4:43WaluigiofthegodsCanada:Who are you?
  • 4:43Beckitten27Beck: wow, this is going surprisingly well for me.
  • 4:44ADgeeSonic : I am Sonic,Sonic the Hedgehog.The pure light bulb.
  • 4:44TheEnderGamerPure light bulb?
  • XD
  • 4:44WaluigiofthegodsSimon:Get out.
  • 4:44ADgeeSonic : ?
  • 4:44WaluigiofthegodsCanada:Shoo!
  • 4:45ADgeeSonic : Don't worry,we aren't hostile.
  • 4:45TheEnderGamerSonic thinking: These people seem to think I'm an ordinary hedgehog.
  • 4:45ADgeeuMM No
  • 4:45TheEnderGamerShadow thinking: Hmmph, I am no common hedgehog. Imbeciles.
  • 4:45WaluigiofthegodsSimon:If you don't get out, I'll force you out.
  • 4:45Beckitten27Beck: i'm honestly getting bored
  • 4:46ADgeeShadow : So be it. (provokes a tiny explosion)
  • 4:46TheEnderGamerSimon and Canada fly into the wall
  • 4:46WaluigiofthegodsSimon and Canada:Ow!
  • Simon:What was that for!?
  • 4:47ADgeeShadow : You said for us to leave,meanwhile we just want to stay and take a rest from our voyage.
  • 4:47Beckitten27Beck: *at her house* seriously, things are going way too smoothly, in fact it's getting creepy
  • 4:47WaluigiofthegodsCanada:But you could be a Purger.
  • 4:48ADgeeShadow : HOW I CAN BE ONE IF I DONT KNOW WHAT THAT IS??
  • 4:48WaluigiofthegodsCanada:Let's do a check for any weapons.
  • 4:49Beckitten27Beck: why is nothing happening!?
  • 4:49WaluigiofthegodsCanada checks Sonic and Shadow for weapons
  • 4:49TheEnderGamerShadow has machine guns and other firearms
  • Sonic has nothing
  • 4:49ADgeeShadow only had only shis gun
  • 4:49WaluigiofthegodsBeck is really relaxed at this point.
  • 4:49TheEnderGamerShis gun?
  • 4:49ADgeeHis*
  • 4:49WaluigiofthegodsCanada:Your carrying tons of weapons Shadow!
  • 4:50Beckitten27Beck: wow, i can't believe things are going this smoothly! this is awesome!
  • 4:50ADgeeShadow : I keep them just in case of something bad happening.
  • 4:50TheEnderGamerShadow: These weapons are to fight my enemies with.
  • 4:50Hiddenlich
  • Cats are scratching at Sreegee's door
  • 4:50WaluigiofthegodsCanada:Your a Purger!
  • 4:50TheEnderGamerSreegee: What's that noise?
  • 4:50WaluigiofthegodsSimon:Get out!
  • 4:51TheEnderGamerShadow: No, I am not. I fight for good.
  • 4:51HiddenlichMr. Handy looks out the window again
  • 4:51ADgeeUmmmm Ender,im controlling Shadow and Sonic
  • 4:51TheEnderGamersorry
  • 4:51HiddenlichMr. Handy: It looks like a Nomadic Cat colony...
  • Mr. Handy: 15 adult cats and 6 kittens!
  • 4:51WaluigiofthegodsSimon stabs Shadow
  • 4:51Beckitten27Beck: *is relaxing* wow, things are going well.
  • 4:52WaluigiofthegodsSimon:Get out or else!
  • 4:52Hiddenlich
  • I am guessing your trying to hint me
  • A rock flies through Beck's window
  • 4:52Beckitten27Beck: ???
  • 4:52ADgeeShadow : If you want,THEN YOU'LL HAVE TO FORCE ME!
  • 4:52WaluigiofthegodsBeck is no longer relaxed
  • 4:52Beckitten27(i was actually getting bored, so thanks)
  • 4:53HiddenlichMr. Handy: Sir, should we let the cats inside?
  • 4:53WaluigiofthegodsSimon gets a gun and holds Shadow at the corner.
  • 4:53TheEnderGamerShadow kicks Simon away then teleports and punches him into the roof
  • 4:53HiddenlichMr. Handy: Or would that be too risky?
  • 4:53ADgeeShadow provokes an explosion sending Simon into the wall
  • ENDER!
  • 4:53TheEnderGamersrry
  • 4:53WaluigiofthegodsSimon:Run Matthew!
  • 4:53TheEnderGameri just want to be part of this
  • 4:53WaluigiofthegodsCanada runs into the hallway
  • 4:53TheEnderGamerSreegee: Hmm
  • 4:53Beckitten27Beck: why would someone throw a rock at my window?
  • 4:53TheEnderGamerSreegee: They are cats.
  • Sreegee: Not sure if they're that dangerous
  • 4:53ADgeeShadow drops his weapons
  • 4:53Beckitten27Beck: oh wait... this isn't exactly a normal situation
  • 4:53Hiddenlich????: Because I want to kill you...
  • 4:54ADgeeShadow : There,happy now?
  • 4:54Beckitten27Beck: wait, what did i do?
  • 4:54Hiddenlich???? attempts to thrust her machete into Beck's spine
  • Mr. Handy: Alright sir
  • Mr. Handy goes down the stairs, and opens the door
  • The cat colony enters the house
  • Mr. Handy quickly shuts the door once every cat is inside
  • Calico Kitten: MEW!
  • 4:55TheEnderGamerSreegee: This might of been a bad idea.
  • Sreegee: I don't really know
  • 4:55Hiddenlich
  • The kitten's mother cuddles up to the young kit
  • 4:55TheEnderGamerSralleo: Hey, where did you even come from?
  • 4:56Hiddenlich
  • There are 15 adults, and 6 kits
  • 4:56Beckitten27Beck: *somehow avoids getting hurt, but is scared* *takes out ray gun* i was hoping it wouldn't come to this...*
  • 4:56ADgeeis Waluigi afk?
  • 4:56WaluigiofthegodsThis plays while Shadow chases Canada. https://m.youtube.com/watch?list=PLC8a220tZje6pHw9KfKm7fyoBd-zSqKAA&v=CbG8rjOa5mw
  • 4:56Hiddenlich????: Oh... sh*t...
  • 4:56TheEnderGamerShadow wasn't chasing Canada
  • Was he?
  • 4:56ADgeehe wasnt
  • 4:57Beckitten27Beck: *fires* sorry, but i have to look out for myself
  • 4:57HiddenlichMr. Handy: Where will we put these cute, peaceful creatures?
  • 4:57WaluigiofthegodsCanada:Have you spared me Shadow?
  • 4:57Hiddenlich
  • ???? disintegrates, without leaving dust
  • 4:58Beckitten27Beck: what in the world was that about?
  • 4:58ADgeegtg guys,can you guys save the RP
  • 4:58Beckitten27Beck: oh wait, things don't have to make sense
  • 4:58WaluigiofthegodsSure
  • ADgee has left the chat. 
  • 4:59WaluigiofthegodsCanada:Poor Simon, he was a friend you could trust.
  • 4:59TheEnderGamerLet's pretend the shadow thing didn't happen now
  • Cause AD is gone
  • And stuff
  • 4:59Beckitten27ok
  • 4:59WaluigiofthegodsCanada walks towards Simon's corpse
  • 4:59Beckitten27Beck: i mean, this whole thing isn't normal
  • 4:59WaluigiofthegodsCanada:Rest in piece.
  • 4:59TheEnderGamerSIMON NEVER DIED
  • WHEN DID HE DIE
  • 5:00WaluigiofthegodsShadow killed him.
  • 5:00Beckitten27no one ever said he died, just that there was an explosion.
  • 5:00TheEnderGamerNO HE DIDN'T
  • PLUS THE SHADOW AND SONIC THING ISN'T CANNON ANYMORE
  • sorry for all caps
  • 5:00WaluigiofthegodsCanada goes into the elevator
  • Canada:I gotta find some help or else I'm gonna die. And the murderer will get away with it.
  • 5:01HiddenlichMr. Handy: Sir?
  • 5:01Beckitten27Beck: *tries to calm down, but is on guard*
  • 5:01Hiddenlich
  • Beck hears someone chewing loudly
  • 5:02WaluigiofthegodsThe elevator arrives at ground floor
  • Canada leaves the elevator
  • 5:02Beckitten27Beck: *holding ray gun* who's there?!
  • 5:02TheEnderGamerSreegee: Yes Mr. Handy?
  • 5:02WaluigiofthegodsCanada:I have to find Sreegee.
  • 5:02Hiddenlich
  • The hobo attempts to break through the porch door
  • Mr. Handy: Where will we put these cats?
  • 5:03WaluigiofthegodsCanada:*looks at a car* Let's do this.
  • 5:03Beckitten27Beck: i said who's there!
  • 5:03Hiddenlich
  • The hobo hits the porch door, and faints
  • 5:03WaluigiofthegodsCanada drives the car to Sreegee's house.
  • 5:03TheEnderGamerSreegee: Hmm, they can stay in my room.
  • Sreegee sees canada in the car
  • 5:04WaluigiofthegodsCanada:Sreegee!
  • 5:04TheEnderGamerSreegee: What does the pants-wetter want?
  • 5:04Beckitten27(wait, the hobo was in reference to which character?)
  • 5:04WaluigiofthegodsCanada:Are you Sreegee?
  • 5:04TheEnderGamerSreegee: OF COURSE I AM
  • Finn168719 has joined the chat. 
  • 5:04Hiddenlich
  • 5:04Finn168719
  • 5:05Hiddenlich
  • Beck
  • 5:05WaluigiofthegodsCanada:Ok, Simon's dead.
  • 5:05TheEnderGamerHey Finn
  • 5:05Hiddenlich
  • The hobo broke into Beck's house to steal food
  • 5:05TheEnderGamerWhen did he die?
  • 5:05Finn168719Finn: Let's see...
  • Finn: Weapons check, food check, defense check, people to trust... check.
  • 5:06WaluigiofthegodsCanada:Shadow killed him, then he disappeared.
  • 5:06Beckitten27Beck: *takes back whatever food was not eaten* *makes sure hobo is out of house* i can't afford to have thieves
  • oh, hi finn!
  • 5:07Hiddenlich
  • The hobo has been moved into the backyard, where he is unconscious
  • 5:07TheEnderGamerSreegee: Did he do anything to Shadow?
  • 5:07Beckitten27sorry finn for not realizing you got here, the chat is just moving very fast
  • 5:08Hiddenlich
  • Mr. Handy leads the cats to Sreegee's room, using a laser pointer
  • 5:09Beckitten27Beck: i don't have the heart to kill a random guy... i'll just make sure he stays out
  • 5:09WaluigiofthegodsCanada:Can i s-stay? I'm not a Purger.
  • 5:09Finn168719Finn: And don't forget that i had to protect the new Mr. Handy i brought since yesterday.
  • 5:09TheEnderGamerSreegee: Wh... What? I asked you a question and you answer by asking if you can stay?
  • 5:10WaluigiofthegodsCanada:I already answered that one.
  • 5:11TheEnderGamerSreegee: You didn't answer my question.
  • 5:11HiddenlichFinn's Mr. Handy is trimming the plants
  • 5:12WaluigiofthegodsCanada:*facepalms* Simon was killed by Shadow.
  • 5:12TheEnderGamerSreegee: BUT YOU DIDN'T TELL ME IF SIMON DID ANYTHING TO AGGREVATE SIMON YOU IDIOT
  • 5:13WaluigiofthegodsCanada:Simon told Shadow he had to leave because he was a Purger.
  • 5:13Beckitten27Beck: *plays more video games*
  • 5:13TheEnderGamerSreegee: Shadow isn't evil, he fights for good.
  • 5:14WaluigiofthegodsCanada:But Simon threatened him with harm.
  • 5:14Hiddenlich
  • Hour 4
  • 5:14TheEnderGamerSreegee: Exactly. He has a temper. Don't agrovate him.
  • 5:15Beckitten27Beck: i wonder what everyone else is doing.
  • 5:15HiddenlichFinn's Mr. Handy: This neighborhood is surprisingly calm. 12 hours of complete anarchy would usually begin an apocalypse
  • Finn's Mr. Handy: Bad news is, all of the major news networks are down
  • 5:16Finn168719Finn: I see...
  • 5:16WaluigiofthegodsCanada:Can i please come in? I don't wanna die!
  • 5:16HiddenlichFinn's Mr. Handy: So we have no clue what could be happening! Perhaps someone took over the capital, or someone blew up a movie theater. Nobody knows
  • 5:16TheEnderGamerSreegee: Go in your own house.
  • 5:18Hiddenlich
  • Mr. Handy can be programmed with a name of the owner's choice
  • 5:18WaluigiofthegodsCanada:*begins crying*
  • 5:19Beckitten27Beck: *is tired* wow, i need a nap after all of this stress
  • 5:20TheEnderGamerSreegee: Why can't you go in your own house?
  • 5:20Hiddenlich
  • From underneath the floor, in mice language* Mouse 1: You know that's not going to happen...
  • Mouse 2: Cliche! Cliche, cliche, cliche1
  • !
  • Mouse 1: Look, we mice don't apply to these "12 hours of Anarchy"
  • 5:21WaluigiofthegodsCanada:I won't make it! The Purgers before i even get home, and the Purgers will get away with it.
  • 5:22TheEnderGamerSreegee: *sigh* Come in, but don't pee everywhere
  • 5:22HiddenlichMouse 1: You can't inhale every substance known to man
  • 5:22Finn168719Mouse 3: People might step on us during the 12 hours of Anarchy.
  • 5:22HiddenlichMouse 2: I feel like a chimichanga traveling to Guantanamo Bay!
  • Mouse 1: Stop it!
  • Mouse 2: Oh, no you don't rainbow of the Arctic! Stay in the North Pole, so, you may please me!
  • So you
  • Waluigiofthegods has left the chat. 
  • 5:23Beckitten27Beck: *goes to take a nap*
  • Waluigiofthegods has joined the chat. 
  • 5:24HiddenlichMouse 1: I think we need to *sniff* pacify him...
  • 5:24WaluigiofthegodsCanada:Yay! *comes inside*
  • 5:25Beckitten27Beck: who am i kidding, i don't take naps!
  • 5:25HiddenlichFinn's Mr. Handy: Sir, the Wi-Fi just dropped 2 wavelengths.
  • 5:25Beckitten27Beck: *decides to watch youtube*
  • 5:25Finn168719Finn: Oh god, let's hope someone doesn't cut down the power line.
  • 5:26HiddenlichFinn's Mr. Handy: I inspected the router and modem, but nothing was wrong.
  • 5:26WaluigiofthegodsCanada:That reminds me of something...
  • 5:26Finn168719Finn: I see.
  • 5:26HiddenlichFinn's Mr. Handy: No device in the house is downloading or uploading anything, so it must be the social media freaks.
  • 5:27Finn168719Finn: Yea.
  • 5:27WaluigiofthegodsCanada puts his hands in his crotch
  • Canada:Do you have a bathroom?
  • 5:27TheEnderGamerSreegee: Of course I do/
  • 5:28Beckitten27ok honestly, this is getting boring
  • 5:28WaluigiofthegodsCanada:Where is it?
  • 5:28TheEnderGamerSreegee: Down that hall
  • 5:28Finn168719Voice: Right up your *ss Canada!
  • 5:28WaluigiofthegodsWe need to add some suspense.
  • Canada:Who said that!?
  • 5:29Beckitten27Beck: wow, i'm getting bored again
  • 5:29Hiddenlich
  • Something digs up through Beck's living room floor
  • 5:29Beckitten27Beck: i really need to stop getting bored.
  • 5:29HiddenlichMouse 1: I told you, #3.
  • It's a mole
  • 5:30WaluigiofthegodsCanada goes into the bathroom to relieve himself
  • 5:30Beckitten27Beck: it's just a mole, no big deal
  • User909 has joined the chat. 
  • 5:30User909Hi
  • 5:31TheEnderGamerWELCOME BACK
  • 5:31Finn168719Hello 909
  • 5:31User909thx
  • 5:31WaluigiofthegodsWe're doing a Purge roleplay.
  • 5:31User909You mean, about the movie?
  • 5:32WaluigiofthegodsYou actually watched that?
  • Yea.
  • 5:32Beckitten27sort of... things are getting kind of boring actually
  • 5:32TheEnderGamerYe
  • 5:32User909I watched a little
  • I found it boring
  • 5:32WaluigiofthegodsWe really need some suspense 909.
  • M'kay.
  • 5:33HiddenlichMouse 1: Not again...
  • A chain saw revs up from outside
  • User909 has left the chat. 
  • 5:34TheEnderGamerNOOOO
  • 5:34WaluigiofthegodsCanada:Aaahhh, feels so good when your bladder is emptyed.
  • The roleplay is screwed now.
  • 5:34Hiddenlich
  • Beck's door is cut into with the chain saw
  • 5:34TheEnderGamerNo it is not
  • 5:34HiddenlichMHMM!
  • 5:35Beckitten27Beck: !!!
  • 5:35WaluigiofthegodsWithout the suspense it is.
  • 5:35HiddenlichYOU GUYS GET BORED, I THROW RANDOM MURDER CRAP
  • 5:35Finn168719Finn: Looks like we need to fight off the Purgers in case it showed up.
  • 5:35Beckitten27thank you lich for trying to keep us entertained despite how we act sometimes
  • 5:35HiddenlichJohnny Martyr: MARTYR, MARTYR! EVERYONE'S A MARTYR!
  • 5:36TheEnderGamerShao Kahn crushes Johhny Martyr's head with his hammer
  • 5:36HiddenlichJohnny Martyr breaks down the door
  • Johnny Martyr: REM REM REM REM REM REM!
  • 5:36WaluigiofthegodsCanada:I'm getting really bored Sreegee.
  • 5:36Hiddenlich
  • Johnny Martyr breaks everything he has with a chainsaw
  • 5:36TheEnderGamerSreegee: Go play Shmush Brudahs ir sinetgubg
  • 5:36Hiddenlich
  • Everything he sees
  • 5:37WaluigiofthegodsCanada:But Beck's over there.
  • 5:37TheEnderGamerShao Kahn hits Johnny Martyr with his hammer
  • 5:37HiddenlichJohnny Martyr: MARTYR MARTYR! YOU ARE ALL MARTYRS!
  • 5:37TheEnderGamerSreegee: DO YOU NOT SEE THE PEE U RIGHT THERE? *points to the Pee U*
  • 5:37Hiddenlich
  • Johnny Martyr cuts the refrigerator door off it's hinges
  • Johnny Martyr: HA HA HA HA HA!!!
  • 5:38WaluigiofthegodsCanada:That was NOT me.
  • 5:38Hiddenlich
  • A few looters come into Beck's house from the now obstructed doorway
  • 5:38TheEnderGamerSreegee: Of course you didn't make it. You're not a part of Nintendon't.
  • 5:38Hiddenlich
  • Nevermind that one
  • Johnny Martyr: I can smell you... COME OUT AND JOIN THE MARTYRS! DON'T WORRY, I'M A MARTYR TOO!
  • 5:39Beckitten27Beck: i'm screwed...
  • 5:39WaluigiofthegodsCanada:Yeah, I'm a Hetalia character.
  • Canada:My human name is Matthew Williams, by the way.
  • 5:40HiddenlichJohnny Martyr: I CAN HEAR YOU, BUT I CAN'T SEE YOU! COME OUT!
  • 5:40TheEnderGamerSreegee: Just go play Shmush Brudahs if you're bored.
  • 5:40WaluigiofthegodsCanada:How many hours do we have until the Purge is over?
  • 5:40TheEnderGamerSreegee: About 8 hours.
  • 5:41WaluigiofthegodsCanada:Time sure is quick.
  • 5:41Hiddenlich
  • Hour 8
  • 3 hours and however many minutes later
  • It is nearing sunset
  • TheMoarKrabsSquirrel has joined the chat. 
  • 5:42WaluigiofthegodsNo.
  • 5:42TheMoarKrabsSquirrelhi
  • 5:42Beckitten27Beck: wow, i might not be screwed after all.
  • 5:42Hiddenlich
  • Johnny Martyr is still searching the house for Beck
  • Hello
  • 5:42Beckitten27also, hi
  • 5:42WaluigiofthegodsCanada:Guys, i hear something.
  • 5:42TheEnderGamerSreegee: What do you hear?
  • 5:43HiddenlichMr. Handy: INTRUDER! INTRUDER!
  • Mr. Handy is trying to battle an intruder with a butter knife
  • 5:44WaluigiofthegodsCanada:It sounds like something's gonna break the door down.
  • 5:44HiddenlichMr. Handy: I NEED ASSISTANCE!
  • 5:44TheEnderGamerSreegee kicks the intruder in the face
  • 5:45WaluigiofthegodsChris Walker breaks the door down
  • Canada:Oh no, it's Chris Walker.
  • 5:45Hiddenlich
  • The basketball player?
  • 5:45TheEnderGamerLOL
  • 5:45Beckitten27Beck: *is being quiet and hiding*
  • 5:45TheEnderGamerSreegee stabs Chris Walker in the eye with a cursor
  • 5:45WaluigiofthegodsNo, the character from Outlast.
  • Chris Walker grabs Sreegee and rips his head off
  • 5:46HiddenlichJohnny Martyr: Come on... get out here! You really don't want to play in the dark, do you?
  • 5:46TheEnderGamerHEY
  • 5:46WaluigiofthegodsChris:Now i have a head for my collection.
  • 5:46TheEnderGamerScorpion rips off Chris Walkers head
  • Scorpion holds the head high and then kicks it, smashing it
  • 5:47WaluigiofthegodsChris Walker's head is unripable.
  • 5:47TheEnderGamerYOU OVERPOWERER
  • 5:47Hiddenlich
  • God modding
  • 5:47TheEnderGamerTHAT'S IT I'M LEAVING
  • Sling King has joined the chat. 
  • 5:47WaluigiofthegodsBut it's true
  • 5:47Beckitten27Beck: *is ignoring*
  • 5:47TheEnderGamerGOOD NIGHT EVERYBODY
  • oh hey sling
  • 5:47Beckitten27good night ender!
  • 5:47Finn168719Chris Walker dies from heartattack
  • Hello Sling
  • 5:47Sling KingHi
  • 5:47Hiddenlich
  • 5:47Beckitten27and hi sling!
  • 5:47TheEnderGamerSreegee gets revived magically
  • 5:47WaluigiofthegodsIt's true, his head is unripable.
  • 5:48Hiddenlich
  • Chris Walker is banished to the Doom Dimension
  • 5:48TheEnderGamerNah
  • Show us proof
  • 5:48Sling KingHi Simon
  • 5:48WaluigiofthegodsIn the game Outlast, it's impossible for his head to be ripped off.
  • 5:48HiddenlichEvidence?
  • 5:48WaluigiofthegodsUnless he gets killed by the Walrider.
  • 5:48HiddenlichBut where's the evidence?
  • 5:48Sling KingWalrider?
  • 5:48WaluigiofthegodsBut the Walrider is in Colorado.
  • 5:48Sling KingWalmart rider?
  • 5:48Beckitten27?
  • 5:48TheEnderGamerAnd Scorpion can beat the crud outa walrider
  • 5:49WaluigiofthegodsThat is the evidence!
  • 5:49Sling Kingin photo
  • 5:49TheEnderGamerYeah well he's unbeatable by humans
  • 5:49WaluigiofthegodsHe's just too strong, everyone's scared of him.
  • 5:49HiddenlichFinn's Mr Handy: ALERT! ALERT! THERE IS AN ANGRY YOUNG COUPLE OUTSIDE!
  • 5:49TheEnderGamerFakegees are WAY stronger then normal humans
  • 5:49Sling KingYeah
  • can i join anyway?
  • 5:50WaluigiofthegodsSure.
  • 5:50Finn168719Sure
  • 5:50Hiddenlich
  • You don't need to ask
  • 5:50WaluigiofthegodsChris looks at Beck
  • 5:50TheEnderGamerAnd Scorpion is weaker then a Fakegee but I'm making him as powerful as one to be fair and plus it's not god modding
  • Chris died
  • 5:50WaluigiofthegodsChris:I have another head
  • 5:50TheEnderGamerChris isn't here
  • 5:50Hiddenlich
  • Chris is not where Beck is
  • 5:50Finn168719Finn: Let's see.
  • 5:50TheEnderGamerCHRIS IS BANISHED FROM THIS RP
  • 5:50Beckitten27(um... beck is an a seperate location)
  • 5:50Finn168719Finn sees an angry young couple
  • 5:50Sling KingChris?
  • Who is that?
  • 5:51WaluigiofthegodsChris is stronger than everybody, you'll find out if you play Outlast.
  • 5:51Beckitten27(not with most of the other people)
  • 5:51TheEnderGamerNo godmodding
  • 5:51Sling KingI don't play indie games.
  • 5:51TheEnderGamerHe's not more powerful then EVERYONE
  • Pureegee could beat the crud outta him
  • 5:52Finn168719Even a tank can destroy him
  • 5:52HiddenlichTalia: CHICKEN!
  • 5:52WaluigiofthegodsChris Walker might rip your head off before you can even punch him.
  • 5:52HiddenlichTalia: WHY DON'T YOU GO OUTSIDE AND KILL EVERYONE? WHY DON'T YOU DO SOMETHING ILLEGAL?
  • Talia: ANARCHY IS FREEDOM! WHY ARE YOU NOT TAKING ADVANTAGE OF IT?
  • 5:52Sling KingDoug walker reviews it so you don't have to.
  • 5:52TheEnderGamerNah
  • Pureegee could disentregate him with a laser beam
  • 5:53WaluigiofthegodsChris gets revived by the Walrider,
  • 5:53TheEnderGamerYOU KNOW WHAT SIMON?
  • 5:53Sling KingStop saying walmart!!
  • 5:53Beckitten27SIMON, STOP GODMODDING!
  • 5:53WaluigiofthegodsOk.
  • 5:53TheEnderGamerYEAH
  • 5:53WaluigiofthegodsI'll stop.
  • 5:53Finn168719I thought the Walrider is a Walrus
  • 5:53Sling KingR-tard.
  • 5:53WaluigiofthegodsI'll quit it.
  • Ok?
  • 5:54Sling King!kO
  • 5:54Finn168719Nemesis will annihilate Chris Walker with a missile launcher
  • 5:54TheEnderGamerYES
  • 5:54Finn168719Even Pyramid Head can cut Chris Walker in half
  • 5:54TheEnderGamerYEP
  • 5:54WaluigiofthegodsI'll told you i quit godmodding!
  • 5:54TheEnderGamerYeah but we're just making a point
  • 5:55WaluigiofthegodsBut you ruined a perfectly good suspensful scene.
  • 5:55TheEnderGamerBecause you're godmodding
  • 5:56Sling KingAnd saying walmart!
  • 5:56WaluigiofthegodsI said i quit!
  • 5:56TheEnderGamerWe know
  • Anyways
  • Let's continue
  • 5:57Beckitten27yes, let's
  • 5:57WaluigiofthegodsBut, Chris Walker really does rip people's off in the game.
  • 5:57Beckitten27Beck: ...
  • 5:57Waluigiofthegods
  • heads
  • Now back to the RP.
  • Canada:Are you okay Sreegee?
  • 5:58TheEnderGamerSreegee: Yeah nothing happened to me.
  • 5:58Beckitten27Beck: *is sitting there being quiet*
  • 5:59Hiddenlich
  • Beck hears gunshots
  • 5:59Sling KingDoctor: Beck
  • 6:00WaluigiofthegodsCanada:I still hear something.
  • 6:00Beckitten27Beck: !
  • Beck: *has ray gun* *pokes head out quickly to see what's going on*
  • 6:01WaluigiofthegodsCanada:It looks like Terry Akers.
  • 6:01Finn168719Finn: Anarchy sucks...
  • 6:01Waluigiofthegods
  • Butt-Burger
  • Butt-Burger screeches
  • 6:01Hiddenlich
  • Johnny Martyr's body falls to the ground
  • His chainsaw is broken
  • 6:02TheEnderGamerWho's Butt-Burger?
  • 6:02HiddenlichTalia and Ben vanish
  • 6:02Beckitten27Beck: *is not sure whether to be happy he's dead or afraid of whoever killed him*
  • 6:02WaluigiofthegodsIt's what Lord minion777 called Terry Akers in his SOMA gameplay.
  • 6:03TheEnderGamerWho's Terry Akers?
  • 6:03Finn168719Big Daddy appears in front of Butt-Burger
  • 6:03WaluigiofthegodsButt-Burger walks to Sreegee
  • 6:03TheEnderGamerSreegee stabs Butt-Burger in the eye and punches him in the mouth
  • 6:03WaluigiofthegodsTerry Akers is an antagonist in SOMA.
  • 6:03Finn168719Big Daddy started drilling a hole on Butt-Burger
  • 6:03WaluigiofthegodsButt-Burger doesn't have any eyes.
  • 6:03Sling KingDoctor: Sreegee!
  • 6:04WaluigiofthegodsButt-Burger screeches really loudly.
  • 6:04TheEnderGamerWhat does Butt-Burger look like?
  • 6:04Finn168719280px-Bigdaddy-bioshock.png This is Big Daddy
  • 6:04TheEnderGamerI know Big Daddy
  • He's epic looking
  • 6:04Finn168719Big Daddy started making noises and drills a hole on Butt-Burger's face
  • 6:04WaluigiofthegodsThat was godmodding right there.
  • 6:04TheEnderGamerWhat was god modding?
  • 6:04Beckitten27Beck: i could have sworn i heard that doctor guy...
  • 6:05HiddenlichBig Daddy drilling a hole in Butt-Burger's face...
  • 6:05TheEnderGamerHow is that godmodding?
  • 6:05WaluigiofthegodsHe summoned Big Daddy out of nowhere
  • Brb
  • 6:05HiddenlichNo
  • It was how he attacked
  • 6:06Sling KingDoctor: Sreegee
  • 6:06TheEnderGamerSreegee: Ye?
  • 6:06Beckitten27Beck: oh well, i must have been imagining things
  • 6:06Sling KingDoctor: Throw pills at that weird thing you were foghting!
  • fighting*
  • 6:06Hiddenlich
  • A large, blue light flashes into Beck's house
  • It is now Hour 9
  • 6:07TheEnderGamerSreegee: I wasn't fighting anything
  • 6:07HiddenlichThe sun has set, and the world shall become more dangerous than ever...
  • 6:07Beckitten27Beck: what is that!?
  • 6:08Sling KingDoctor: Well, throw it at that thing with no eyes
  • 6:08Hiddenlich
  • A slender humanoid creature looks into the kitchen window at the porch
  • 6:08Beckitten27Beck: good thing i've got my ray gun..
  • Beck: and i'm not even sure if my ray gun will work on that thing!
  • Sling KingDoctor: Throw these disintegration pills at them!
  • 6:13Beckitten27Beck: i hope that ...thing... stays outside
  • 6:13Sling KingDoctor: Yes, Beck, i am talking to you
  • 6:14WaluigiofthegodsAm i in trouble?
  • 6:14Beckitten27Beck: *grabs* thanks... if it comes too close i won't hesitate
  • 6:14TheEnderGamerWhy would you be in trouble?
  • 6:15Sling KingDoctor: Your welcome, plus, i have laxatives, i don't know why though, i don't use this.
  • 6:15WaluigiofthegodsCanada:Can you give me a laxative?
  • 6:15Hiddenlich
  • So Doctor is at Beck's house?
  • 6:15Sling KingYes, he is
  • 6:16Hiddenlich
  • Okay. Canada and Sreegee are at Sreegee's mansion
  • 6:16Sling KingDoctor: What? Why? Well whatever *sends Canada the laxatives using a floating box*
  • 6:16WaluigiofthegodsCanada:Oh, it's getting sofy
  • 6:17Sling KingDoctor: Sofy?
  • 6:17WaluigiofthegodsCanada:Oh, it's getting soft down there.
  • 6:17Sling KingDoctor: ...What?
  • 6:18WaluigiofthegodsCanada:This laxative is helping my bowels. Thank you Doctor.
  • 6:18Sling KingDoctor: Why are you calling me for this?
  • 6:19WaluigiofthegodsCanada:I would just like to thank you for it.
  • 6:20Finn168719Voice: Someone please remove Canada's bowels!
  • 6:20Sling KingDoctor: Ok, find a bathroom somewhere quickly, i will kill this alien.
  • Doctor:
  • sorry mistake
  • 6:21WaluigiofthegodsCanada goes into the bathroom
  • 6:21Sling KingDoctor: Beck!
  • 6:22Hiddenlich
  • More aliens are looking into the kitchen window now
  • 6:22Sling KingDoctor: BECK! Come on!
  • 6:22Beckitten27Beck: what! also, why are there so many aliens?
  • 6:22WaluigiofthegodsCanada:*inside the bathroom* Oh, it feels so tingly.
  • 6:22Sling KingDoctor: Guard the door while i kill the aliens!
  • Doctor goes out the window with a pill blaster
  • 6:23Beckitten27Beck: ok, i will *guards door* while holding ray gun just in case*
  • 6:24WaluigiofthegodsCanada:Matthew, you made an excellent choice.
  • 6:24Sling KingDoctor: COME AT ME!
  • 6:24TheEnderGamerSreegee: You want us to help?
  • 6:24Sling KingCanada is Matthew
  • 6:24WaluigiofthegodsCanada's human name is Matthew Williams.
  • 6:25Sling KingOh ok
  • Doctor: I might need help
  • Doctor: Come here anyway
  • 6:26Beckitten27Beck: you mean me?
  • 6:26Sling KingDoctor: Talking to Sreegee on my phone
  • 6:26TheEnderGamerSreegee, Sralleo and Srushee teleport to where Doctor is
  • 6:26Sling KingDoctor: Kill these things!
  • 6:26Beckitten27Beck: *is busy guarding the door*
  • 6:27TheEnderGamerSreegee starts rapid firing sushi bombs
  • Sralleo does too
  • Srushee starts rapidly throwing Sushi Eggs
  • 6:27Sling KingDoctor goes back in the house through the window
  • 6:27WaluigiofthegodsCanada:Ahhh.
  • 6:28Sling KingDoctor: Anything happening in your mansion?
  • @Sreegee
  • 6:28TheEnderGamerSreegee: Well, Canada is in my bathroom.
  • 6:29Sling KingDoctor: Okay? Anything else?
  • 6:29TheEnderGamerSreegee: That's pretty much it.
  • 6:29WaluigiofthegodsCanada:Occupied!
  • 6:30Sling KingDoctor: Wouldn't you think he would be done by now?
  • Doctor: It's been 45 minutes since i gave him that pill.
  • 6:31WaluigiofthegodsCanada:I think my system has been emptied.
  • 6:31Sling KingDoctor: No more aliens?
  • 6:31TheEnderGamerSreegee: And you say you have a small bladder.
  • 6:31WaluigiofthegodsCanada:Yep, but big colon.
  • 6:31Sling KingDoctor: Wanna play golf later?
  • 6:32TheEnderGamerSreegee: Ok, can Sralleo and Srushee play too?
  • 6:32WaluigiofthegodsCanada
  • 6:32Sling KingDoctor: The guy's golf course allows everyone
  • 6:32WaluigiofthegodsCanada:Aaahhhh, that feels so good.
  • 6:32Sling KingDoctor: Actually a really rich guy
  • 6:33TheEnderGamerSreegee: Hmm, I might know who that is.
  • 6:33Hiddenlich
  • A flying saucer breaks off the roof from Beck's house
  • 6:33TheEnderGamerSreegee: Anyways, yeah I'm up for golf later.
  • 6:33Beckitten27Beck: my roof!
  • 6:33Sling KingDoctor: Who? He gave me 34 tickets yesterday.
  • 6:33WaluigiofthegodsCanada:The bathroom is now vacant.
  • 6:33Sling KingDoctor: UFO! AH!
  • 6:34TheEnderGamerSreegee: If I know who it is, his name is Sling King.
  • Sreegee: WOAH!
  • 6:34Beckitten27Beck: this day just keeps getting crazier...
  • 6:34WaluigiofthegodsA Xenomorph appears behind the Doctor.
  • Canada:Because it's the Purge.
  • 6:34Hiddenlich
  • The flying saucer paralyzes the Doctor, Beck, and the Xenomorph
  • They levitate upward into the flying saucer's mouth
  • 6:35TheEnderGamerSreegee: OH NO!
  • 6:35WaluigiofthegodsCanada:Come back!
  • 6:35Beckitten27Beck: it figures...
  • Beck: stupid stuff always happens to me
  • 6:36Sling KingDoctor: Yeah, that's him, the UFO is made of gold right?
  • 6:36WaluigiofthegodsCanada begins crying
  • 6:36TheEnderGamerSreegee: YOU DIDN'T EVEN KNOW THEM THAT WELL
  • 6:36Sling KingDoctor: You talking to me?
  • 6:37HiddenlichMr. Handy: I classify that as Emotional Instability
  • The flying saucer shoots up into the sky when the three victims are inside
  • 6:37Beckitten27Beck: ... i'm getting very sick of this day
  • 6:37WaluigiofthegodsCanada:You bring back my friends you alien d***ebag!
  • 6:37Hiddenlich
  • The Xenomorph is killed immediately
  • Alien: Wan ga ga ka! *Clicks tongue*
  • 6:38Sling KingDoctor falls out of the UFO
  • 6:38Hiddenlich
  • How?
  • 6:38Beckitten27Beck: i'm sorry, i don't speak your language
  • 6:38WaluigiofthegodsCanada:The only survivor i know is Beck. I gotta find her.
  • Canada gets in his car.
  • 6:39Sling KingHe was still being dragged up the UFO's mouth then fell as the dragging stopped
  • 6:39WaluigiofthegodsCanada:Beck! Are you there!
  • 6:40Hiddenlich
  • Doctor is 5000 feet from the ground
  • Waluigi, Beck can't speak with Canada
  • 6:40Sling KingDoctor: AHHHHHHHHH! *falls*
  • 6:41WaluigiofthegodsOh.
  • 6:41Finn168719The Doctor lands on the pool
  • 6:41Beckitten27Beck: i guess it's just me
  • 6:41WaluigiofthegodsCanada:I wonder where she is.
  • 6:41Sling KingDoctor: Well, i'm still here, wet, now what?
  • 6:41WaluigiofthegodsCanada:She's my only friend that's alive afterall.
  • 6:42TheEnderGamerSreegee: I'm alive.
  • 6:42Sling KingDoctor calls Canada
  • 6:42Finn168719The Doctor's back feels painful due to the impact in the water
  • 6:42WaluigiofthegodsCanada:It's probably a purger. *hangs up*
  • 6:42Sling KingDoctor: Echhhh... Ok, not i'm fine, i am a doctor anyway.
  • I'm fine*
  • 6:43WaluigiofthegodsWas that necessary?
  • 6:43Hiddenlich
  • Beck is brought to an interrogation chamber
  • 6:43Finn168719Which the impact makes the doctor feels like something slaps him in the back very hard
  • 6:43Beckitten27Beck: ???
  • 6:43Sling KingDoctor: Well, i'm fine now.
  • 6:44WaluigiofthegodsCanada:I guess I'm the only survivor of the Purge.
  • 6:44Sling KingDoctor rides a Hoverboard
  • 6:44WaluigiofthegodsCanada begins crying
  • 6:44Sling KingDoctor drives to Canada's car
  • 6:45TheEnderGamerSreegee: WHAT ABOUT ME, SRALLEO AND SRUSHEE, THE DOCTOR AND FINN?
  • 6:45HiddenlichAlien: *Strange Alien Accent* Tell us about your life on this planet.
  • 6:45Sling KingDoctor: Yeah!
  • 6:45WaluigiofthegodsCanada:Get away from me you Purger!
  • 6:45Finn168719Finn appears with Mr. Handy, Yoko, and Jake
  • 6:46TheEnderGamerSreegee: Plus Mr. Handy, Yoko and Jake, and my Mr. Handy
  • 6:46Beckitten27Beck: i don't even know where to begin
  • 6:46WaluigiofthegodsCanada pushes Doctor off the car
  • 6:46Sling KingDoctor: I'm not a purger douchebag!
  • Is this a Rick and Morty joke? "The Purge"
  • 6:47Hiddenlich
  • No, it's based off the movie
  • The Purge
  • 6:47Sling KingOh, the movie The Purge
  • 6:48HiddenlichMr. Handy: Mr. Williams may have Emotional Instability
  • 6:48Finn168719Finn: I see you owned a Mr. Handy.
  • 6:48Hiddenlich
  • Hour 10
  • 6:48Finn168719Finn: What should we name our Mister Handy?
  • 6:48WaluigiofthegodsWell, yes.
  • 6:48Hiddenlich
  • This Mr. Handy is owned by Sreegee
  • 6:49Sling KingWhen your talking about this i think of Fallout
  • 6:49TheEnderGamerSreegee names his Mr. Handy "Srarvis"
  • 6:49Finn168719This is the Mr. Handy from Fallout
  • 6:49HiddenlichMr. Handy is a service robot from Fallout, designed for house
  • 6:49TheEnderGamerget it
  • 6:49WaluigiofthegodsCanada:I wish i had some friends.
  • 6:49HiddenlichSrarvis: Excellent name, sir!
  • 6:49Sling KingHuh, no wonder
  • 6:50Hiddenlich
  • House keeping
  • 6:50Sling KingDoctor: Go to hell!
  • 6:50Finn168719Finn: I shall name you Codsworth, like how the protagonist of Fallout 4 has his own mister handy.
  • 6:50Sling KingOh, like Codsworth but just calls you 924 names?
  • 6:50TheEnderGamerAnyone get "Srarvis"?
  • 6:50Hiddenlich
  • Finn's Mr. Handy is now Codsworth
  • 6:50Sling KingJarvis of Sreegee
  • 6:50WaluigiofthegodsCanadap gets really sad
  • 6:50TheEnderGamerye
  • 6:50Sling KingCanadap XD
  • 6:51HiddenlichCodsworth: Seems familiar to me...
  • Codsworth: But I love it sir!
  • 6:51Finn168719Finn: Yea, i ran out of names.
  • 6:51Sling KingDoctor: He will think and call you 924 names.
  • 6:51TheEnderGamerCanadap?
  • 6:51Hiddenlich
  • I wish he could say my character's name on Fallout
  • Instead of just calling me Sir
  • 6:52Sling KingWishing wont help you
  • 6:53Finn168719At least he called my character "Finn"
  • 6:53WaluigiofthegodsCanada is depressed
  • 6:54Sling KingDoctor: If you don't believe we are your friends i will put your body in that weird bear suit!
  • 6:54HiddenlichCodsworth can call you "F*ck"
  • Seriously, look at the list: http://fallout.wikia.com/wiki/Codsworth/recognized_names#Combined_names
  • 6:54WaluigiofthegodsCanada:Well, might as well look for some survivors.
  • 6:54Hiddenlich
  • Don't look at Combined_names
  • 6:55Sling KingI know
  • Doctor kicks Canadap in the face (Yes, Canadap, CANADAP)
  • 6:56WaluigiofthegodsIt was just a Grammer error.
  • 6:56HiddenlichAlien: This may be uncomfortable, but my superiors require me to ask you this question:
  • Alien: Are you in a relationship with another human?
  • 6:57Sling KingDoctor: Come on! Didn't i give you the laxatives?
  • 6:57WaluigiofthegodsCanada decides to revisit the town he formerly lived in
  • 6:57Beckitten27Beck: no
  • 6:58HiddenlichAlien: Next question. Do you have any siblings?
  • 6:58WaluigiofthegodsCanada:Hello, apartment.
  • Canada looks at Simon
  • Canada:Rest in piece Simon.
  • 6:58Finn168719A ninja appears and cuts Simon's corpse into pieces
  • 6:59Beckitten27Beck: no
  • 6:59WaluigiofthegodsCanada:Respect the dead.
  • 6:59Sling KingDoctor nukes the old town (Fallout joke)
  • 6:59Beckitten27(well, not in the roleplay universe.)
  • (i do have a brother in real life, but we'll just disregard that.)
  • 6:59Sling KingOk
  • 7:00HiddenlichAlien: Do you currently have an illness of any kind?
  • 7:00WaluigiofthegodsCanada visits Sreegee's mansion
  • Canada:Hey, old mansion.
  • 7:00TheEnderGamerSreegee: What is it?
  • 7:00WaluigiofthegodsCanada:Rest in piece Sreegee.
  • 7:00Beckitten27Beck: no
  • 7:00Sling KingDoctor goes to Sreegee's mansion
  • Doctor: Sreegee
  • 7:00Hiddenlich
  • We are in Hour 10 of the Purge
  • 7:01WaluigiofthegodsCanada sobs some, then leaves.
  • 7:01HiddenlichSrarvis: EMERGENCY NEWS BROADCAST!
  • 7:01Sling KingDoctor: I think Canada is just retarded, schizophrenic, and strange.
  • 7:02Finn168719Finn: Don't forget that his friend Simon is a Pedophile.
  • 7:02Sling KingDoctor: Yep
  • 7:02WaluigiofthegodsCanada:Shut up Finn's ghost! Leave me alone.
  • 7:02Sling KingDoctor: Weirdo.
  • 7:02TheEnderGamerSreegee: Yes, he is weird, we're all alive.
  • 7:02HiddenlichSrarvis: *Scripted* To all citizens of the Republic of Rowan, we are pleased to inform everyone that there are only 2 hours left of Population Control.
  • 7:02Sling KingDoctor: And he is a pedophile.
  • 7:03WaluigiofthegodsCanada:Your just hallucinations!
  • 7:03TheEnderGamerSreegee: WE'RE NOT
  • 7:03Sling KingDoctor: Then how are we talking?
  • 7:03Finn168719Finn: Man, Canada is such a weirdo.
  • 7:03HiddenlichSrarvis: *Scripted* The death toll has reached 30,000. Many towns have been razed to the ground, while the capital city retains all laws in order.
  • 7:04WaluigiofthegodsCanada:I'm also having auditory hallucinations. I just miss everybody.
  • 7:04TheEnderGamerSreegee punches Canada
  • Sreegee: How can you feel that?
  • 7:04WaluigiofthegodsCanada:I'm having issues with my nerves.
  • 7:04HiddenlichThe flying saucer flies over a corn field, and drops Beck off
  • 7:05Sling KingDoctor: You are a stupid person.
  • 7:05TheEnderGamerSreegee: You want us to put you out of your misery?
  • 7:05Beckitten27Beck: ok...
  • 7:05Finn168719Finn: Maybe um, humililate him.
  • 7:05Sling KingDoctor: I can do it >:)
  • Doctor: I can do either
  • 7:05WaluigiofthegodsCanada:I feel like i should take a nap.
  • 7:06Finn168719Finn: Let's ruin his "reputation" besides that his reputation is already ruined for peeing his pants constantly
  • 7:06HiddenlichSrarvis: I believe this entire situation has made him insane.
  • 7:06Sling KingDoctor pulls down Canada's pants
  • 7:06HiddenlichSrarvis: If you were all in his shoes, I believe you would feel the same way.
  • 7:06Sling KingDoctor: There? Like that?
  • 7:06Hiddenlich
  • Codsworth pushes Doctor away
  • 7:06WaluigiofthegodsCanada gets on the couch and takes a nap
  • 7:06HiddenlichCodsworth: STOP!
  • 7:07Sling KingDoctor: Don't you belong to Finn?
  • 7:07TheEnderGamerSreegee: I would know that everyone isn't dead
  • 7:07Finn168719Finn: What about throw him into an Insane Asylum.
  • 7:07HiddenlichCodsworth: Just because Mr. Williams has issues, doesn't mean that he is less of a human than he already is
  • 7:07WaluigiofthegodsCanada:*snoring*
  • 7:08Sling KingDoctor: He is a character from media!
  • 7:08WaluigiofthegodsCanada:I'm from Hetalia!
  • 7:08HiddenlichCodsworth: How would you treat a soldier with PTSD? Or a student with an intellectual disease?
  • 7:08Finn168719Finn: Maybe treat his issues.
  • 7:08Hiddenlich
  • Disorder
  • 7:08WaluigiofthegodsCanada:*continues snoring*
  • 7:09HiddenlichSrarvis: I doubt any of you would treat them like you are treating Mr. Williams
  • 7:09Finn168719Finn: I wonder what issues is he diagnosed with?
  • 7:09Sling KingDoctor: He is annoying!
  • 7:09HiddenlichCodsworth: That doesn't mean he should be treated like an animal
  • 7:09WaluigiofthegodsCanada:Leave me the f**k alone!
  • 7:09Sling KingDoctor: We can tell you every other thing he did.
  • 7:09WaluigiofthegodsCanada:I'm trying to sleep.
  • 7:09Sling KingDoctor: We are hallucinations aren't we? Deal with it!
  • 7:09TheEnderGamerSreegee: Let's leave him alone.
  • 7:09HiddenlichSrarvis: He needs help from professionals! He doesn't need to be beaten, or made fun of!
  • 7:10TheEnderGamerSreegee: Exactly Srarvis.
  • 7:10Sling KingDoctor goes outside
  • 7:10TheEnderGamerSreegee follows
  • 7:10Finn168719Finn: He just crapped on the mouth of Sravis' master.
  • 7:10HiddenlichSrarvis: It's not his fault if he has bladder issues, or possible disorders
  • Srarvis: Have you ever thought if he could ever control his actions?
  • 7:10WaluigiofthegodsCanada:I need some medication for these hallucinations.
  • 7:10Beckitten27Beck: i guess i'd better go find everyone else...
  • 7:11Sling KingDoctor: Do you mind? I am going to kill myself!
  • 7:11Hiddenlich
  • A car crashes into a street pole
  • 7:11TheEnderGamerSreegee: I was just going out here so I don't bug him.
  • 7:11WaluigiofthegodsCanada goes to the pharmacy
  • 7:11Hiddenlich
  • The driver gets out
  • 7:12WaluigiofthegodsCanada:This should help *takes a hallucination stopping pill*
  • 7:12HiddenlichScott: Thank goodness I am away from those hooded murderers!
  • 7:12Sling KingDoctor shoots himself
  • 7:12Hiddenlich
  • Scott: !
  • Scott: NO!
  • Scott hides
  • 7:12Finn168719Finn: Wha?
  • 7:13WaluigiofthegodsCanada:There's got to be more survivors.
  • 7:13Finn168719Finn: Next year, i will make a new group dedicated to saving innocents from the Purgers.
  • 7:13Beckitten27Beck: *tries to find her way to the others*
  • 7:13Hiddenlich
  • Beck finds an abandoned Caravan in the middle of the road
  • 7:13Sling KingA guy with a hat: Well, the doctor is dead
  • 7:14WaluigiofthegodsCanada:Are you a survivor?
  • 7:14Hiddenlich
  • The keys are on the dashboard
  • 7:14Beckitten27Beck: i guess i'll try driving that? *drives car*
  • TheMoarKrabsSquirrel has left the chat. 
  • 7:14TheEnderGamerSreegee: Dude, me, Sralleo and Srushee are survivors.
  • 7:14Sling KingA guy with a hat:
  • 7:14Hiddenlich
  • Beck is 34 miles south of the neighborhood
  • 7:14Sling KingA guy with a hat: And the doctor is DEAD
  • A guy with a hat: Nobody cares right?
  • 7:15HiddenlichScott: Who's died?
  • 7:15TheEnderGamerSreeegee: I care.
  • 7:15Sling KingA guy with a hat: The doctor, he won 40 Nobel prizes for some reason?
  • 7:15TheEnderGamerSreegee: Rest in peace, doctor.
  • 7:16HiddenlichScott: May the lord bless his soul...
  • 7:16Sling KingA guy with a hat: He's the only one who is ACTUALLY DEAD
  • 7:16Finn168719Finn: He won because he killed Simon, besides that Simon always came back to life.
  • 7:16Sling KingA guy with a hat: THIS YOUR FAULT CANADA!
  • 7:16WaluigiofthegodsCanada:Hey! Guy with a hat! Are you a survivor?
  • 7:16HiddenlichHour 11
  • 7:16Sling KingA guy with a hat: Yes! AND I HAVE A PISTOL RIGHT HERE!
  • 7:17TheEnderGamerSreegee: I'm a survivor!
  • 7:17WaluigiofthegodsCanada:Don't shoot me!
  • 7:17TheEnderGamerSralleo: So am I!
  • Srushee nods
  • 7:17Sling KingA guy with a hat: No, i wont shoot you.
  • 7:17WaluigiofthegodsCanada:What am i kidding? Everyone's dead except for you with a hat.
  • 7:17HiddenlichScott: We need to hide!
  • TheMoarKrabsSquirrel has joined the chat. 
  • 7:17Beckitten27Beck: *checks how close she is to everyone else*
  • 7:17Sling KingA guy with a hat: I will shoot Sling King, he will DIE!
  • 7:18HiddenlichScott: Hooded killers are ravaging towns to the south of here!
  • 7:18TheEnderGamerSreegee: I AM ALIVE!
  • 7:18Finn168719Finn: I'm just a survivor.
  • 7:18WaluigiofthegodsCanada:But Sling King is dead.
  • 7:18Sling KingA guy with a hat: NO HE IS NOT! I WILL KILL HIM!
  • 7:19HiddenlichScott: Doesn't anyone care? We are in grave danger
  • 7:19WaluigiofthegodsCanada:Your hallucinating TOO!
  • 7:19Sling KingA guy with a hat: Why don't you go hide in the basement?
  • A guy with a hat shows live footage of Sling King driving a car
  • 7:19HiddenlichScott: I AM JUST TRYING TO GET THE WORD OUT!
  • Jrarvis: ...
  • 7:20Sling KingA guy with a hat: Then go! We know! There is another city over there!
  • Jrarvis?
  • 7:20WaluigiofthegodsCanada continues sobbing
  • 7:20HiddenlichJrarvis: Why are you going to kill this man?
  • 7:20Sling KingJOJvia
  • 7:20Hiddenlich
  • Srarvis
  • 7:20Sling KingA guy with a hat: After that! I will kill myself! Then other Friends and relatives of this man!
  • 7:21TheEnderGamerSreegee: Don't kill Sling King!
  • 7:21Finn168719Sravis sees the wanted sign with Simon's face on it
  • 7:21Sling KingA guy with a hat: I have to! And i will!
  • 7:21WaluigiofthegodsCanada:Simon's already dead!
  • 7:21Finn168719Finn points the sawn-off shotgun at a Guy with a hat
  • 7:22Sling KingA guy with a hat runs to a car and chases down Sling King who passed by minutes ago
  • A guy with a hat:
  • Mistakes! Jeez.
  • 7:22WaluigiofthegodsCanada:I wish this never happened. I wished everyone was here.
  • 7:22Finn168719Finn shoots the car wheels a guy with a hat is riding
  • 7:23HiddenlichScott: NO!
  • 7:23Sling KingA guy with a hat rides a hover board chasing down Sling King
  • 7:23TheEnderGamerSreegee throws a cursor
  • 7:23HiddenlichScott aims Finn's shotgun at A guy with a hat's hoverboard
  • 7:23TheEnderGamerIt hits the wires of the hover board
  • 7:23HiddenlichScott: HE'S A MURDERER!
  • 7:23Finn168719Finn shoots at a guy with a hat
  • 7:23WaluigiofthegodsCanada goes to find more survivors
  • 7:23Finn168719Finn: I tried to shoot the murderer's wheels
  • Finn: So he can't escape.
  • 7:23Beckitten27Beck: i just want to see my friends already!
  • 7:24Sling KingA guy with a hat rides another hoverboard with a shield
  • 7:24TheEnderGamerSreegee: Should I go catch him?
  • 7:24Hiddenlich
  • Beck drives through the town of Freestalk, which is currently in flames
  • 7:24Finn168719Finn: Yea.
  • 7:24Hiddenlich
  • There are hooded figures on the streets, just staring at her as she passes through
  • 7:24Sling KingA guy with a hat aims a rocket launcher at Sling King's car
  • 7:25Beckitten27Beck: ???
  • 7:25TheEnderGamerSreegee teleports and grabs a guy with a hat by the face and throws him on the ground
  • 7:25Sling KingA guy with a hat shoots the car
  • 7:25TheEnderGamerHe misses
  • 7:25Finn168719due to the fact that he was thrown to the ground
  • 7:25TheEnderGamerCause he was falling at the time
  • ye
  • 7:26Sling KingA guy with a hat aims the rocket launcher at Sreegee
  • 7:26Finn168719Finn aims the shotgun at a guy with a hat and shoots him in the face
  • 7:26TheEnderGamerSreegee kicks it away
  • 7:26Hiddenlich
  • The hooded figures stop Beck at the exit of the town
  • 7:26Sling KingA guy with a hat runs and shoots Sling King's car engines
  • 7:27WaluigiofthegodsCanada:Hello!? Anybody there!?
  • 7:27Sling KingHe had extra guns
  • 7:27Beckitten27Beck: sorry, i can't stick around. i've got friends to get back to.
  • 7:27Sling KingThe car explodes
  • 7:27Finn168719Finn pulls out the assault rifle and shoots a guy with a hat
  • 7:27TheEnderGamerSling King falls out safely
  • 7:27Sling KingA guy with a hat: NO!
  • 7:27WaluigiofthegodsCanada:There's got to be survivors somewhere.
  • 7:28HiddenlichAkiro: This is necessary for your safety, miss...
  • 7:28Sling KingA guy with a hat shoots a rifle at Sling King
  • 7:28Finn168719Finn grabs a knife and grabs a guy with a hat by the throat
  • 7:28TheEnderGamerHe misses the shot
  • 7:28Finn168719a bullet hits the crown
  • 7:28TheEnderGameroh
  • well it still missed
  • 7:28Finn168719Which a crown fell off
  • 7:28HiddenlichAkiro: I will ask you only once, get out of the car.
  • 7:28Sling KingIt reflects to Finn's head
  • 7:28WaluigiofthegodsAmerica appears
  • 7:29Beckitten27Beck: *gets out of car* what's even going on?
  • 7:29WaluigiofthegodsAmerica:Hey everyone.
  • 7:29Sling KingCOUNTRIES WONT HELP SIMON
  • 7:29Finn168719Finn ducks down'
  • 7:29WaluigiofthegodsAmerica:Have you seen Canada anywhere?
  • 7:29Finn168719Finn slits a guy with a hat's throat
  • 7:29TheEnderGamerSreegee: He went insane and started thinking we're hallucinations, he's over there *points to Canada*
  • 7:30HiddenlichAkiro: You shall be assimilated as a citizen of the Insignia of the Black Fist
  • 7:30WaluigiofthegodsAmerica:Canada!
  • Canada:America!
  • 7:30Beckitten27Beck: the what?
  • 7:30Finn168719Finn: Let's kill the hooded killers.
  • 7:30Sling KingA guy with a hat: BACKUP!
  • 7:30WaluigiofthegodsCanada:At least there's one survivor.
  • 7:30Sling KingA guy with a hat is dead
  • 7:30WaluigiofthegodsCanada and America hug eachother
  • 7:30HiddenlichAkiro: You will join our brethren
  • Akiro: You will fight for the victorious, and help us establish true democracy in this fallen world.
  • 7:31Sling KingMillions of guys with hats in helicopters shoot Sling King
  • 7:31TheEnderGamerSling King dodges
  • 7:31Beckitten27Beck: you're confusing me, and i don't really think i'm interested...
  • 7:31TheEnderGamerSreegee shoots them down
  • 7:31WaluigiofthegodsCanada:Are you another survivor?
  • 7:31Sling KingYou can't control my character
  • 7:31TheEnderGameroh
  • srry
  • The shots miss
  • There
  • 7:32Sling KingIt's fine
  • 7:32TheEnderGamerBetter?
  • 7:32Sling KingYes
  • 7:32TheEnderGamerk
  • Anyways
  • 7:32HiddenlichAkiro: Let me put it this way. You can walk out of this town and head to the next, but you will not be safe from our blade
  • 7:32Sling KingGuys with hats burn Sling King
  • 7:32HiddenlichAkiro: Or you could stay here and help restore freedom to this part of the world
  • 7:32WaluigiofthegodsCanada:Are you gonna kill me?
  • 7:33TheEnderGamerSreegee throws water at Sling King
  • 7:33Beckitten27Beck: i'm really not sure what to do
  • 7:33HiddenlichAkiro: We can teach you.
  • 7:33Finn168719Finn: Just turn all the guys with a hat into gold!
  • 7:33WaluigiofthegodsCanada:Who are you?
  • 7:34TheEnderGamerSreegee eats an ice flower
  • 7:34HiddenlichAkiro: But you need to be willing
  • 7:34Sling KingA guy with a hat blast Sling King
  • 7:34TheEnderGamerSreegee shoots ice balls at all the men with hats
  • 7:34HiddenlichAkiro: You still have the choice of moving on
  • 7:34TheEnderGamerHe gets frozen before he blasts him
  • 7:34Sling KingWhen will you let him die?
  • 7:34TheEnderGamerNEVAR
  • 7:34WaluigiofthegodsCanada:I mean the guy that's trying to help this world.
  • 7:34Sling KingSrsly
  • 7:34Beckitten27Beck: i feel like i don't have enough information
  • 7:34TheEnderGamerSreegee shoots sushi bombs at all of them
  • 7:34HiddenlichAkiro: Then go
  • 7:34TheEnderGamerThey blow up
  • srsly.
  • 7:35WaluigiofthegodsCanada:I wanna help!
  • 7:35Hiddenlich
  • A hooded black fist member gets in the caravan, and drives off
  • Akiro: You better get moving...
  • 7:36Finn168719Finn: Shall we head south to deal with the hooded killer?
  • 7:36WaluigiofthegodsCanada:Please spare me!
  • 7:36Sling KingSling King disappears into nothing
  • 7:36Beckitten27Beck: *hurries away* i hope i didn't screw up...
  • 7:36TheEnderGamerHow?
  • 7:36Finn168719Finn: Like killing all the hooded killers?
  • 7:36TheEnderGamerSling king turns back
  • 7:36HiddenlichScott: They aren't a force to be reckoned with.
  • Scott: They are many, and they are secretive
  • Scott: Anyone in this town could be a member
  • 7:36WaluigiofthegodsCanada:How are we gonna repopulate this world?
  • 7:37Sling KingSeriously! Let him die
  • 7:37Finn168719Finn: I see...
  • 7:37TheEnderGamerno
  • why should i
  • 7:37Sling KingCause he is not your character
  • 7:37Finn168719Finn: How do we find out about the members?
  • 7:37Hiddenlich
  • Sling King is mysteriously shot in the neck
  • 7:37Sling KingA guy with a hat: YES!
  • 7:38Beckitten27Beck: i hope i see my friends soon...
  • 7:38TheEnderGamerThe shot misses
  • 7:38Hiddenlich
  • No
  • 7:38TheEnderGamerThat doesn't change anything
  • 7:38HiddenlichIt doesn't miss
  • 7:38TheEnderGamerIt does
  • 7:38WaluigiofthegodsCanada:I hope so Beck, although you are giving me hallucinations.
  • 7:38HiddenlichDon't you see?
  • Sling King controls Sling King
  • If he isn't willing to keep him alive, then someone can kill him
  • 7:39TheEnderGamerFine
  • 7:39Hiddenlich
  • Beck can see the town from a hil
  • Hill
  • 7:39Sling KingThat's what i was telling you Sreegee
  • 7:39TheEnderGamerI'm not Sreegee
  • But it don't matter
  • 7:40HiddenlichSrarvis: ...
  • 7:40Sling KingA guy with a hat: YES! Now, who to kill next?
  • 7:40TheEnderGamerSreegee: Yourself.
  • 7:40Beckitten27Beck: i'm almost there!
  • 7:40Sling KingA guy with a hat: Right!
  • 7:40Hiddenlich
  • The shooter attempts to snipe A guy with a hat
  • 7:40Sling KingA guy with a hat deflects the shot back
  • 7:40WaluigiofthegodsCanada:Hello?
  • 7:40Sling KingA guy with a hat: Oh i see.
  • 7:41Finn168719Finn: Maybe kill the hooded killers.
  • 7:42Beckitten27Beck: *keeps moving towards the town*
  • 7:42Sling KingA guy with a hat finds the shooter
  • A guy with a hat: Who are you?
  • 7:42HiddenlichShooter: *Voice modifier - Deep Setting* You know who I am...
  • 7:42WaluigiofthegodsCanada:Anybody there?
  • 7:42HiddenlichShooter: You've hired me for every hit you wanted on your kill list
  • 7:43Sling KingA guy with a hat: Oh, you! But... You were dead!
  • 7:43HiddenlichShooter: That's what I made everyone think.
  • Shooter: I am a wanderer. A lone wanderer.
  • Shooter: When I get too attached, I disappear
  • Shooter: And I kill...
  • 7:44Sling KingA guy with a hat: I see....
  • Brb
  • 7:44TheEnderGamerj
  • k
  • 7:45Beckitten27Beck: i want my friends...
  • Sling King has left the chat. 
  • 7:45TheEnderGamerWhere is Beck?
  • Still in the UFO?
  • 7:45WaluigiofthegodsCanada:I want survivors.
  • 7:46TheEnderGamerSreegee: WE'RE ALL SURVIVORS!
  • 7:46Finn168719Beck was in freestalk
  • 7:46TheEnderGamerWhat's that look like?
  • 7:46Hiddenlich
  • Beck is less than a mile away
  • 7:47WaluigiofthegodsCanada:No your not! Your just hallucinations!
  • 7:47Beckitten27Beck: almost there!
  • 7:47Finn168719Finn kicks Canada in the crotch
  • 7:47TheEnderGamerSreegee: We're not.
  • Sreegee: Go see a doctor.
  • Sreegee: You'll see you aren't hallucinating.
  • 7:48Finn168719Canada notices that he has functioning anti-hallucination pills on his pocket
  • Waluigiofthegods has left the chat. 
  • 7:48TheEnderGamerHe'll be back
  • Don't worry
  • Waluigiofthegods has joined the chat. 
  • 7:49TheEnderGamerSee?
  • 7:50WaluigiofthegodsCanada eats a anti-hallucination pill.
  • 7:50Beckitten27Beck: so close, yet so far...
  • Sling King has joined the chat. 
  • 7:52Sling KingThe Doctor suddenly pops back up
  • Doctor: I'm back!
  • back
  • 7:53TheEnderGamerwb
  • 7:53Beckitten27Beck: my friends probably miss me and stuff
  • 7:53HiddenlichShooter: I cannot heal the wounds I have created in people's lives
  • 7:53WaluigiofthegodsCanada:Please go away hallucinations.
  • 7:53HiddenlichShooter: But I can kill the person who pulled the trigger...
  • 7:54TheEnderGamerSreegee: *sigh* I miss Beck.
  • 7:54HiddenlichShooter aims his sniper at A man with a hat
  • 7:54TheEnderGamerSreegee: I AM NOT A HALLUCINATION!
  • 7:54Finn168719Canada realizes that he is not hallucinating
  • 7:54HiddenlichShooter: Assassins are only weapons. Their contractors are the ones who pull the trigger
  • 7:54WaluigiofthegodsCanada:Wait, your still there. Maybe i need another one.
  • 7:55Beckitten27Beck: i want to be with my friends now!
  • 7:55Hiddenlich
  • Canada has stomach pain
  • 7:55WaluigiofthegodsCanada eats another anti-hallucination pill.
  • 7:55Sling KingA guy with a hat: Well...
  • 7:55Hiddenlich
  • Beck is now back in town
  • 7:55WaluigiofthegodsCanada:*groans*
  • 7:55Sling KingDoctor: Canada!
  • 7:55TheEnderGamerSreegee: YAY! You're back, beck!
  • Sreegee: Lemme try this.
  • 7:55Hiddenlich
  • Canada has overdosed on drugs he wasn't supposed to use
  • 7:55WaluigiofthegodsCanada:I feel like I'm gonna throw up.
  • 7:56Sling KingDoctor: I can treat that
  • 7:56Hiddenlich
  • Canada begins to have migraines
  • 7:56TheEnderGamerSreegee slaps Canada on the face twice
  • 7:56Sling KingDoctor: Hi Canada!
  • 7:56Beckitten27Beck: oh hi guys! that was some crazy stuff that happened...
  • 7:56HiddenlichShooter shoots his sniper
  • 7:56WaluigiofthegodsCanada:The hallucinations are still here! Why isn't this working!?
  • 7:56Hiddenlich
  • The sound is heard throughout the town
  • 7:56Sling KingDoctor: That's cause those are the drugs.
  • 7:57Hiddenlich
  • The Doctor sees Scott hiding in a trash can
  • Scott: I heard a gunshot!
  • 7:57TheEnderGamerSreegee slaps Canada's face 5 times
  • 7:57Sling KingDoctor: Uhh... Ok?
  • 7:57WaluigiofthegodsCanada:Oh really. Thanks hallucination.
  • 7:57HiddenlichScott: Huh? Didn't you hear it?
  • 7:57Sling KingDoctor: Keep hiding.
  • Doctor: I did
  • 7:58HiddenlichThe shooter hops off the roof
  • 7:58TheEnderGamerSreegee: I am not a hallucination
  • 7:58Finn168719The shooter lands on Canada
  • 7:58Hiddenlich
  • He is nowhere near Canada
  • 7:58Finn168719oh
  • 7:58WaluigiofthegodsCanada:Spare me!
  • 7:58Sling KingDoctor: Ok, just sleep till we go away
  • 7:59WaluigiofthegodsCanada:Well Matthew, maybe you need another medication.
  • 7:59HiddenlichThe shooter gets into an alley, and takes out a clipboard
  • 7:59Beckitten27Beck: what in the world is canada talking about?
  • 7:59WaluigiofthegodsCanada walks to the pharmacy, nauseated.
  • 7:59Sling KingDoctor follows Canada
  • Doctor: What will make you think i'm real?
  • 8:00WaluigiofthegodsCanada vomits
  • 8:00HiddenlichPharmacist: Please puke in a can, sir.
  • 8:00TheEnderGamerSreegee: He thinks we're hallucinations and we actually died
  • 8:00WaluigiofthegodsCanada:Your just the ghost of the doctor!
  • 8:01Sling KingDoctor: Oh my god, take this in apology *gives the Phamacist 30$*
  • 8:01Hiddenlich
  • Finn sees dark colored jeeps in the midst of the night
  • 8:01Finn168719a shaving robot appears and shaves Canada's hair, giving him a bald spot on top of his head
  • 8:01HiddenlichPharmacist: No, you keep it. I will have to clean it up later.
  • 8:01Finn168719Finn: What the?
  • Finn goes to the pharmacy
  • 8:02Sling KingDoctor: I'll clean it, i use to be a janitor.
  • 8:02WaluigiofthegodsCanada:*cries in embarassment*
  • 8:02Hiddenlich
  • Finn sees the puke blocking the entry way
  • 8:02Finn168719Finn: D*mn it!
  • 8:02Sling KingDoctor sprays the puke with extremely clean spray
  • 8:02Finn168719The puke disappears and Finn enters the entry way
  • 8:02TheEnderGamerSreegee: Are you crying cause you puked?
  • 8:02Sling KingDoctor: He is
  • 8:03HiddenlichPharmacist: What would you like to purchase?
  • 8:03Finn168719Finn: He had a bald spot on top of his head.
  • 8:03WaluigiofthegodsCanada:No hallucination, i'm embarrassed because this robot gave me a haircut that gave me a bald spot.
  • 8:03Sling KingDoctor: I need to restock my inventory.
  • 8:03Hiddenlich
  • Even though the hair will grow back
  • 8:03Sling KingDoctor goes behind Finn
  • 8:03HiddenlichPharmacist: Specifics?
  • 8:03TheEnderGamerSreegee: I AM NOT A STINKING HALLUCINATION!! GAHHHHHHHH!!!!!
  • 8:04Hiddenlich
  • A black hooded man walks into the pharmacy
  • 8:04WaluigiofthegodsCanada:Leave me alone. At this point i feel suicidal.
  • 8:04HiddenlichBlack Hooded Man: Join us: Or face the wrath of the Insignia.
  • Join us, or
  • 8:04Finn168719Finn: How about i destroy you all?
  • 8:04WaluigiofthegodsCanada:Are you a survivor?
  • 8:04Sling KingDoctor: Come with me, here is a wig.
  • 8:04TheEnderGamerSreegee: BUT I AM NOT A STINKING HALLUCINATION GAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH RGGHHHHHH NRGHHHHHH AHHHHH
  • 8:04Finn168719Finn shoots a Black Hooded Man in the head
  • 8:05WaluigiofthegodsCanada:Thanks ghost for giving me an embarrassing wig.
  • Canada yells
  • 8:05Sling KingDoctor: It looks like your actual hair stupid.
  • 8:05Hiddenlich
  • About 10 seconds later, machine rounds shatter the windows, and the pharmacy is bombarded with bullets
  • The pharmacist sounds the alarm
  • 8:06WaluigiofthegodsCanada:I am whissed off!
  • 8:06Sling KingDoctor: Come with me!
  • 8:06Beckitten27Beck: *is with the others* oh great, it's the hooded weirdos
  • 8:06Finn168719A bullet hits Canada at the spot where the bladder is located
  • 8:06Hiddenlich
  • The pharmacist has been shot multiple times in the left arm
  • 8:06Sling KingDoctor runs outside
  • 8:06WaluigiofthegodsCanada:Owwww!
  • 8:06HiddenlichAkiro grabs Beck by the neck
  • 8:07Sling KingDoctor: I can fix you.
  • 8:07HiddenlichAkiro: MOVE AND I WILL SLIT HER THROAT!
  • 8:07Beckitten27Beck: i get it, i screwed up, now leave me alone
  • 8:07WaluigiofthegodsCanada:My hair looks like this! http://img09.deviantart.net/7d98/i/2011/274/7/d/hetalia___canada_by_jouval-d4bjoi8.png
  • 8:07HiddenlichAkiro: Even if you joined us, this town would be burned to the ground.
  • 8:07TheEnderGamerSreegee: That is what it looked like stupid.
  • 8:07HiddenlichAkiro: Nobody has the right mind to join our cause!
  • 8:07Sling KingDoctor: Fine, then take this hair growth formula.
  • 8:08Finn168719https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u4BFcWWT52o this plays
  • 8:08WaluigiofthegodsCanada:I hope it looks like my hair.
  • 8:09TheEnderGamerdrivin in me mums car http://www.fightersgeneration.com/characters/venomdrivingtruck.gif
  • 8:09Beckitten27Beck: guys, stop ignoring me!
  • 8:09Sling KingDoctor: And it does, now come on, i will fix your bladder
  • Doctor: Come with us then beck!
  • 8:09Beckitten27Beck: um... i can't exactly do that right now
  • 8:09WaluigiofthegodsCanada:How are you gonna fix me ghost?
  • 8:09Finn168719Finn: Who the heck is the Insigmia anyways?
  • 8:10Sling KingDoctor: Believe i'm not a ghost and come with me!
  • 8:10Beckitten27Beck: they want something to do with "true democracy" or something, they tried to recruit me on my way back to you guys but i refused
  • 8:10Finn168719Finn calls Jun
  • 8:10WaluigiofthegodsCanada:M'kay.
  • Who's Jun?
  • 8:10Hiddenlich
  • Finn doesn't have Jun's number
  • 8:11Finn168719Oh
  • 8:11HiddenlichWaluigi, let's just say he's a Sniper
  • 8:11Finn168719from Halo Reach
  • 8:11WaluigiofthegodsM'kay.
  • 8:11Hiddenlich
  • Hour 12 is over
  • 8:12Sling KingDoctor brings Canada to his hospital
  • 8:12Beckitten27Beck: is it over now!?
  • 8:12Hiddenlich
  • But the Purge has not ended
  • 8:12WaluigiofthegodsCanada:Is the Purge finally over?
  • 8:12Sling KingDoctor: No
  • 8:12Beckitten27Beck: it's not over? then i'm screwed...
  • 8:12Finn168719Finn: Great, were still surrounded by cultists who shot the pharmacists.
  • 8:12Sling KingDoctor: Come on Canada!
  • WaluigiofthegodsCanada:M'kay!
  • 8:13Hiddenlich
  • Akiro puts his hidden blade closer to Beck's neck
  • 8:13Sling KingDoctor takes Canada to the ER
  • 8:13HiddenlichAkiro: She dies if you move
  • 8:13WaluigiofthegodsCanada:Call me Matthew!
  • 8:14Beckitten27Beck: i don't want to die!
  • 8:14HiddenlichAkiro prepares to stab Beck in the neck
  • 8:14Finn168719a gunshot was heard, hitting Akiro in the arm
  • 8:14Sling KingDoctor: Ok Matthew
  • 8:14Finn168719as someone probably shot him in the arm
  • 8:15Sling King2 theoretical hours later
  • 8:15Finn168719Finn: Hey Sreegee, what should we do to kill the Cultists?
  • 8:15Sling KingDoctor: Go Matthew!
  • 8:15Beckitten27Beck: you probably just indirectly killed me you idiots!
  • 8:16TheEnderGamerSreegee: I don't know.
  • 8:16Hiddenlich
  • The Insignia of the Black Fist is storming the town
  • 8:16WaluigiofthegodsCanada:Ok! What do i do?
  • 8:17HiddenlichOlav stabs Canada in the side
  • 8:17Sling KingDoctor: Well, take a seat.
  • 8:17HiddenlichOlav: DIE BELLIGERANT OF EVIL!
  • Olav is about to stab Canada in the heart
  • 8:17Sling KingDoctor: If you want treatment, go over there
  • 8:17WaluigiofthegodsCanada:I'm not evil! I'm the spirit of Canada!
  • 8:18Beckitten27Beck: i hope i don't end up dying...
  • 8:18Sling KingDoctor: Canada, sit down
  • 8:18TheEnderGamerSreegee: Did you lose the ray gun I gave you?
  • 8:18Finn168719Finn goes to the emergency exit
  • 8:18Hiddenlich
  • Is anyone going to stop Olav from killing Canada?
  • 8:18TheEnderGamermeh, he's kinda insane
  • 8:19Beckitten27Beck: i'd probably be dead before i got to fire it
  • 8:19WaluigiofthegodsCanada:Ok. *sits down*
  • 8:19Sling KingDoctor freezes Olav
  • 8:19TheEnderGamerWell
  • He doesn't deserve to die
  • He deserves to be put in a mental instetute
  • 8:19Hiddenlich
  • Finn is surrounded by 5 Black Fists
  • 8:19Sling KingRacist!
  • 8:20Beckitten27Beck: *goes to take out ray gun*
  • 8:20Hiddenlich
  • Have you ever heard of the Bosnian Black Hand?
  • 8:20Finn168719Finn pulls out the pistol and started shooting at 5 Black Fists
  • 8:20Sling Kingoh nvm
  • 8:20TheEnderGamerSreegee stabs the black fists with his cursor spear
  • Srushee licks them and uses Pivotize on them
  • Well one of them atleats
  • at leats
  • 8:21WaluigiofthegodsCanada:Aren't you gonna do the surgery?
  • 8:21TheEnderGamer
    • at least
  • Sralleo shoots sushi at them
  • 8:21Sling KingDoctor: What else do you need? Food, there is steak over there, if you are going to pee, the bathroom is in the hall.
  • 8:22WaluigiofthegodsCanada:I'm really hungry.
  • 8:22Sling KingDoctor:
  • Doctor: I have pancakes in the fridge
  • 8:23WaluigiofthegodsCanada:Ok.
  • 8:23TheMoarKrabsSquirrel...
  • 8:24Hiddenlich
  • Finn is approached by a familiar female Assassin
  • 8:24Sling KingDoctor:
  • Doctor: Maple syrup is also in the fridge
  • .
  • 8:26Finn168719Finn: Hmm....
  • 8:26WaluigiofthegodsCanada:Mmm, these pancakes taste delicious.
  • 8:26Finn168719Finn: Looks famililar...
  • 8:26Sling KingDoctor: My special recipe
  • 8:28WaluigiofthegodsIt's probably Yoko.
  • 8:28Finn168719Finn: Who are you supposed to be?
  • 8:28Sling Kingwb
  • 8:28TheEnderGamerThanks
  • I had to reload
  • 8:29Sling KingK
  • 8:29Finn168719wb
  • 8:29TheEnderGamerthx
  • 8:29WaluigiofthegodsCanada:I'm so happy.
  • 8:29Beckitten27Beck: *actually manages to pull out ray gun*
  • 8:30Finn168719Finn: Who are you? You seem familiar...
  • 8:30Sling KingDoctor: Ok, sleep or something later
  • Someone archive this to a page
  • Waluigiofthegods has left the chat. 
  • 8:30Beckitten27lich had been doing so
  • Waluigiofthegods has joined the chat. 
  • 8:31Beckitten27
  • has
  • 8:31Sling Kingno, like now
  • 8:31HiddenlichAlly: Finn, I thought you'd be the last person to reject to join our cause
  • 8:32WaluigiofthegodsCanada falls asleep
  • 8:32Hiddenlich
  • Last time I archived it was 8:12
  • 8:32Finn168719Finn: So you must be that girl where Beegee, a fakegee i don't remembered, and I had to baby sit in the island...
  • 8:32Sling KingPk
  • ok
  • 8:33Finn168719Finn: Because of the Assassins...
  • 8:33HiddenlichAlly: More like defend our dojo from being destroyed by the Assassins
  • 8:33Finn168719Finn: Okay.
  • 8:34Beckitten27Beck: i guess i'm no longer being noticed?
  • 8:34HiddenlichAlly: I have Assassin heritage. I thought it was only appropriate to explore it more
  • 8:34Sling KingShould i go now
  • ?
  • 8:34HiddenlichAssassin: RAHHH!!!
  • An assassin attempts to slice Beck in half
  • 8:35Finn168719Finn: So that explains the Black Fists trying to kill people randomly.
  • 8:35Sling KingShould i?
  • 8:35HiddenlichAlly: After training for years, other Assassins and I decided to perform a coup, and kill this region's ties to the old Brotherhood
  • That's your choice
  • 8:35Sling KingOk bye
  • 8:35Hiddenlich
  • 8:35TheEnderGamerBai
  • 8:36HiddenlichAlly: That formed the Insignia of the Black Fists.
  • 8:36WaluigiofthegodsNo
  • 8:36HiddenlichAlly: You may look down on our methods, but it is necessary when this area of the galaxy is controlled by the Templars...
  • 8:36TheEnderGamerSreegee: Oh sorry, I was playing a game. Who are you?
  • 8:36Finn168719Finn: Okay...
  • Sling King has left the chat. 
  • 8:37WaluigiofthegodsCanada is left alone, to die.
  • 8:37Finn168719Finn: Okay okay....
  • 8:37HiddenlichCodsworth: You don't need to kill innocent civilians to make a point!
  • Ally: Ha! Do you know how hard it is to say something when the authorities could put a bullet through your skull at any minute?
  • 8:38Finn168719Finn: Um, it doesn't have a skull.
  • 8:38Beckitten27Beck: i think i was just find with being ignored...
  • 8:39HiddenlichCodsworth: That does not excuse your actions!
  • Waluigiofthegods has left the chat. 
  • 8:39HiddenlichAlly: Typical from a slave to the Templar Order.
  • 8:39Beckitten27Beck: what are you even talking about?
  • 8:40HiddenlichAlly: If you only knew the truth you would realize how controlled we are
  • Jareck.smith has joined the chat. 
  • 8:40Jareck.smith....
  • Waluigiofthegods has joined the chat. 
  • 8:40Beckitten27Beck: you're confusing me
  • 8:41Jareck.smith....
  • 8:41WaluigiofthegodsCanada:Bored.
  • 8:41Jareck.smith....
  • 8:41HiddenlichCodsworth: You are all free! You are just too blind to see the fact that our government cares
  • 8:41Jareck.smith...
  • 8:41HiddenlichCodsworth: You have been clouded by-
  • Ally: SHUT UP!
  • 8:41Jareck.smith?
  • 8:41Hiddenlich
  • Ally shoves a rock in Codsworth's thruster
  • 8:41Finn168719Finn: Let me guess. First, That Yoko from the YCvsWMverse called me a slave of Weegee Monster, besides that i killed Weegee Monster by shooting it in the back.
  • 8:41Jareck.smith........ I don't know if I'm leaving or staying
  • 8:42Finn168719Finn yawns
  • 8:42Hiddenlich
  • Codsworth's thruster explodes, and he powers down
  • 8:42Beckitten27Beck: no one ever tells me anything!
  • 8:42WaluigiofthegodsCanada starts sobbing
  • Canada:I wish Simon was here.
  • 8:42Jareck.smith....
  • 8:42HiddenlichAlly: What is the point of telling anyone anything when they don't understand the point I am trying to make
  • Ally unsheathes her hidden blades
  • 8:43Beckitten27Beck: please don't kill me...
  • 8:43HiddenlichAlly: You both don't realize this, but the Black Fists are closer than ever to liberate this cesspool.
  • 8:43Finn168719Finn: Not sure, I need to kill that overpowered Dinosaur named Yoshi Cupcrake right now after i killed Weegee Monster.
  • 8:44WaluigiofthegodsCanada:I just need a friend.
  • 8:44Beckitten27Beck: from what?
  • 8:44Finn168719Finn: What are you going to do? stab me or something?
  • 8:44HiddenlichAlly: The Templar Order! They are corrupt and arrogant rulers of most of this galaxy
  • 8:44Finn168719Finn: Okay then.
  • 8:45HiddenlichAlly: Weegee, El Despos, NourGodly, Arl'Chong, everyone!
  • 8:45Beckitten27Beck: well, i do think the purge is stupid and too dangerous. but that's my only complaint.
  • 8:45HiddenlichAlly: The Purge is done. It's only a matter of time before the government puts it to full rest.
  • 8:46WaluigiofthegodsCanada lies in his hospital bed, alone.
  • 8:46Finn168719Finn: Not sure if you remembered the Flying Polypops incident.
  • 8:47WaluigiofthegodsSimon's ghost looks at Canada.
  • 8:47Beckitten27Beck: i was busy at the time, sorry
  • 8:48WaluigiofthegodsSimon's ghost:It's okay Matthew, you still have me.
  • 8:48HiddenlichAlly: Enough talk. Time to put an end to you all!
  • 8:48Finn168719Finn: Which i think i was the last one to be captured by the Flying Polypops.
  • Finn: Including the Caretakers such as Beegee the wannabe barbarian?
  • 8:49Beckitten27Beck: what changes do you plan to bring about?
  • 8:50TheEnderGamerWoah Finn, when did you change your pic?
  • 8:50Finn168719Because i'm bored
  • 8:50TheEnderGamerk
  • I like it
  • Reminds me of Kratos
  • 8:51HiddenlichAlly attacks Finn
  • 8:51Finn168719He is wearing Kratos' tattoos and had a scar on the right eye
  • Finn pulls out the Demon Blood Sword
  • Finn: How about i roast you into turkey?
  • Finn kicks Ally in the stomach
  • 8:52TheEnderGamerOk
  • Sreegee: You want me to help you, Finn?
  • 8:52Finn168719Finn: Let the caretaker take care of it.
  • Finn throws a fireball at Ally
  • Finn: Now i had to repair Codsworth now.
  • 8:53TheEnderGamerSreegee: Ok then.
  • 8:53HiddenlichAlly's arm is on fire
  • Ally: ARGH!
  • 8:53Beckitten27Beck: ally, all i have to say is that i thought you were my friend...
  • 8:53WaluigiofthegodsCanada:*sigh* This is gonna be a looong day.
  • 8:53Hiddenlich
  • 2 Black Fists attack Finn
  • 8:53Finn168719Finn started manipulating the fire to burn the Black Fists and Ally
  • Finn: *thinking* It's time for me to drill now.
  • Kamina's tattoos appeared on Finn
  • Finn swings his Demon Blood Sword at the Black Fist

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