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  • WaluigiofthegodsCanada wakes up
  • 5:29Finn168719Finn: Always living in the Vault, afraid to leave the vault because of radioactive atmosphere....
  • 5:30User909The supplies start to run low
  • 5:30HiddenlichGeorge: And commies... never forget about the commies... those red b*st*rds took it all away from us!
  • 5:30WaluigiofthegodsCanada:Good morning Finn.
  • 5:30Hiddenlich
  • Or were the vaults just the name for the fallout shelters?
  • 5:30Finn168719Finn: And why isn't Ron Perlman narrating...
  • 5:31WaluigiofthegodsCanada:Cuz i'm narrating.
  • 5:31Finn168719Finn: ....
  • Finn: Oh wait because Narrators are fighting over each other....
  • 5:32HiddenlichBob Marley: So the Vault Dwellers smoked Mary Jean [who ate my love] to pass the time. The vault got so stinky that mole rats came through, and ate all of the food! Nobody's gonna survive this!
  • 5:32WaluigiofthegodsCanada:No, i killed Ron.
  • 5:32Finn168719Finn: Actually, you got killed.
  • 5:32User909Vault Dweller 1: Guys! The food and water are running low! Our farms are no longer producing food for everyone!
  • 5:32Finn168719Finn: And he just rage quitted...
  • 5:33WaluigiofthegodsCanada:Then how come I'm still here?
  • 5:33HiddenlichBald Guy from Half Life 2: NOOOOOOOOOOO!!!
  • 5:33Finn168719Finn: You got revived so you can forget that...
  • Finn: I will take the 10mm pistol and the hazmat suit to leave for food.
  • Finn: And water also.
  • 5:34User909Vault Dweller 1: In a few months, we will have to resort to cannibalism!
  • 5:34WaluigiofthegodsCanada:Oh, i gotta go.
  • 5:34User909Vault Dweller 1: And the worst part is that i'm the fattest of the vault!
  • 5:34Finn168719Finn: And what about the overseer, who is relaxing in the chair with turrets around it.
  • 5:35WaluigiofthegodsCanada puts his hands in his crotch
  • 5:36HiddenlichGeorge: Um, he smokes 23.99 hours a day, correct? We can just destroy the cameras and turrets, and then coup!
  • 5:36Finn168719Finn: Someone might even resort to drinking p*ss...
  • Finn: But there are radioactive atmopshere....
  • 5:36User909Vault Dweller 1: I heard there is something much worse than the atmosphere and the mutants
  • 5:36WaluigiofthegodsCanada gets up and starts doing the pee dance.
  • Canada:Where's the bathroom?
  • 5:37HiddenlichGeorge: *Shivers* Commies? Far Left Republican Chicken Fries?
  • 5:37User909Vault Dweller 1: Dude, you live here for a while, you know where the bathroom is
  • 5:37Finn168719Finn checks his Pipboy
  • 5:37WaluigiofthegodsCanada:It's locked.
  • 5:37Finn168719Finn: Then lockpick it!
  • 5:37HiddenlichGeorge: I hate that restaurant. Very extreme on centrism beliefs
  • 5:37WaluigiofthegodsRussia:Did somebody say commie?
  • 5:37HiddenlichGeorge: SHUT THE **** UP!
  • George attacks Russia
  • 5:38WaluigiofthegodsCanada:I don't know how to lockpick!
  • Russia:Help!
  • 5:38HiddenlichGeorge puts Russia in a choke hold
  • 5:38User909Vault Dweller 1: Dude, you can't keep peeing on your pants forever! People already make fun of you.
  • 5:39Finn168719Finn appears to have a Vault Jumpsuit equipped in the inventory, with the 10mm pistol unequipped
  • 5:39HiddenlichHector: Plus you might burn your pants and underwear away! Especially if you don't change your clothes
  • 5:39WaluigiofthegodsCanada:What are you doing to Ivan?
  • 5:39Finn168719Fo1_10mm_Pistol.png What the 10mm pistol looked like in Finn's inventory
  • 5:40HiddenlichGeorge waits for Russia to become unconscious
  • 5:40WaluigiofthegodsCanada kicks George
  • 5:40Finn168719Finn's inventory appears to be different from the one from Fallout 3/New Vegas/4
  • 5:40WaluigiofthegodsCanada:Leave him alone!
  • 5:40User909Vault Dweller 1: Not this again...
  • 5:40Finn168719Which is the Fallout 1/2 type
  • http://newfallout.com/images/fallout-1/fallout-1-quick-start-vault-15-elevator-shaft.jpg Like this
  • Finn equips the pistol in his inventory and walks toward Canada
  • 5:41WaluigiofthegodsCanada:Spare me!
  • 5:41Finn168719Finn: Nutjobs....
  • 5:41User909Vault Dweller 1 reads a book
  • 5:41WaluigiofthegodsCanada:Why are you doing this?
  • 5:41Hiddenlich
  • Russia passes out
  • 5:41Finn168719Finn walks away
  • 5:42HiddenlichGeorge lets him fall to the floor
  • 5:42WaluigiofthegodsCanada:Ivvaaaaannn.
  • 5:42User909Vault Dweller 1: Hmmm...someday i will hack my way to the lower floors
  • 5:42WaluigiofthegodsCanada starts crying over Russia's body
  • 5:43HiddenlichVault Dweller 2: Someday I will suffocate- I mean discombobulate myself
  • 5:43Finn168719Finn: What, i have the Pipboy 2000 while most of you have the Pipboy 3000.
  • 5:43User909brb
  • 5:43WaluigiofthegodsCanada:Why did you kill him?
  • 5:44Finn168719Finn buys a Hazmat suit
  • 5:44HiddenlichGeorge: He's not dead you idiot!
  • Aeon: Hey Finn, want to see my Pipboy?
  • 5:45WaluigiofthegodsCanada:Why'd you suffocate him?
  • 5:45Finn168719Finn: ...
  • Finn starts looking for his way out of the Vault
  • 5:45HiddenlichAeon shows Finn his Pipboy Readius ( http://staticdelivery.nexusmods.com/mods/120/images/12144-3-1270999489.jpg )
  • 5:46Finn168719Finn: Life in the vault is boring...
  • 5:46HiddenlichAeon: At least we aren't in retrospect like in the Nuclear Survival: Fallout series!
  • That's the roleplay version of the Fallout game series
  • 5:47WaluigiofthegodsCanada:I can't hold it any longer!
  • 5:47HiddenlichAeon: I'd hate to look like I am from the 50's
  • 5:47Finn168719
  • What should we name the vault?
  • 5:48HiddenlichVault 666
  • Just kidding
  • Vault 91
  • 5:48Finn168719Okay then
  • 5:48WaluigiofthegodsCanada:Where's the bathroom!?
  • 5:49HiddenlichHector: Your right in front of it!
  • There is a sign behind Canada that says: Men's Restroom
  • 5:49Finn168719And it's unoccupied
  • 5:49Hiddenlich
  • 3 people are inside, but there is one urinal left
  • 5:50WaluigiofthegodsCanada walks inside
  • 5:50Hiddenlich
  • Somebody is recording himself peeing
  • 5:50Finn168719Finn walks to the Overseer
  • Finn: Hey Overseer!
  • 5:51HiddenlichOverseer "Puff": Eh?
  • 5:51WaluigiofthegodsCanada:It feels so good.
  • 5:51HiddenlichOverseer "Puff" takes off his blindfold
  • 5:51Finn168719Finn: Can i leave the Vault because we are running out of food?
  • 5:51HiddenlichOverseer Puff: *Cough* You can in 231 years
  • 5:51Finn168719Finn: ...
  • 5:52HiddenlichOverseer Puff: It's protocol, citizen. I can't open the vault for you
  • 5:52Finn168719Finn: *thinking* I don't have the Cannibal Perk installed, i might not survive after a few months...
  • 5:52HiddenlichOverseer Puff: If I could, I would already be gone
  • 5:52WaluigiofthegodsCanada:It feels so good when your bladder is empty.
  • 5:52Finn168719Finn: Okay...
  • 5:53HiddenlichOverseer Puff: Follow Jah to the afterlife, my fellow Rastafarian
  • 5:53Finn168719Finn: I'm not even a Rastafarian...
  • 5:53HiddenlichOverseer Puff lays back in his chair, and drinks a water-like liquid
  • 5:53WaluigiofthegodsCanada:*groans*
  • 5:53Finn168719Finn: *thinking* I'm surrounded by Potheads...
  • Finn: Are you sure? I don't want to suffer Secondhand smoking...
  • 5:54HiddenlichOverseer Puff: Clear apple juice, *Coughs out phlegm* always good after a ganap
  • Overseer Puff doesn't realize Finn is in his office anymore
  • 5:55WaluigiofthegodsCanada:I'm starving.
  • 5:55Hiddenlich
  • A guard hands Finn a gas mask
  • Guard: Get used to it. We have to be in his office, 24-7, 365
  • Guard: You dont
  • Don't
  • 5:55Finn168719Finn puts on the gas mask
  • 5:56User909back
  • 5:56Finn168719wb
  • 5:56Hiddenlich
  • 5 months later
  • Radio: *Enhales* We're running... low on food... just like 5 months ago...
  • 5:57WaluigiofthegodsCanada:Oh, it hurts.
  • Canada's stomach is in the pain
  • Canada:I think my intestines are gonna explode.
  • 5:57HiddenlichRadio: *Tired* So far... the Overseer is the only one with signs of malnutrition... *Whisper* filthy pothead...
  • Aeon: I haven't had a proper meal in moths
  • Months
  • 5:58User909The water's supply is completely empty. The food supply is almost empty.
  • 5:58Finn168719Finn: And i haven't got out of the wasteland since now.
  • 5:59Hiddenlich
  • There are openings for cryogenic freezing
  • 5:59Waluigiofthegods
  • Canada is in a bathroom stall.
  • 5:59Finn168719Finn goes to the cyrogenic freezing place
  • 5:59HiddenlichAeon: I CAN'T STAND ANOTEHR WEEK WITHOUT DRINKING REAL WATER! I AM TRIED OF HAVING TO PEE AND WAIT HOURS FOR IT TO BE PURIFIED!
  • Scientist: Opening?
  • 6:00Finn168719Finn: Yea.
  • 6:00HiddenlichScientist: Just go inside, the orientational will be right with you
  • 6:00Finn168719Finn goes into the opening
  • 6:00HiddenlichOrientational: Finn, Vault Dweller 424
  • 6:00WaluigiofthegodsCanada:Please tell me there's food.
  • 6:01Finn168719Canada notices the Cyrogenic freezing openings
  • 6:01HiddenlichOrientational: Okay, no paper work needed, you just need to be sure if you want to be frozen until we are able to leave the Vault
  • 6:01User909Vault Dweller 1: Good thing i'm fat! ...although i'll be the first to be eaten after the food runs out
  • 6:02Finn168719Finn: I want to be able to leave the Vault.
  • 6:02HiddenlichItalian Servant: Fat Boss! How's your hydration?
  • Orientational: So yes?
  • 6:02Waluigiofthegods
  • Canada is in a bathroom stall
  • 6:02Finn168719Finn: Yes, because i am tired of living in Vault 91.
  • 6:02User909Vault Dweller 1: I'm dehydrating. I'm so fat, i can't reach my pee!
  • Beckitten27 has joined the chat. 
  • 6:03Finn168719Hello Beck
  • 6:03Beckitten27hi everyone!
  • 6:03User909Yo!
  • 6:03HiddenlichItalian Servant: Don't worry fat boy! Your mom and dad promise to give you all of their purified p*ss to keep you alive
  • 6:03Beckitten27what's the rp about!
  • 6:03WaluigiofthegodsCanada:I'll have to eat my own feces then.
  • 6:03Finn168719It was about the Post Apocalyptic Roleplay which took place in an Alternative universe
  • 6:03User909Post-apocalyptic reality
  • 6:03HiddenlichOur characters are in a vault (fallout shelter)
  • 6:04User909Food is running low and the water supply is empty
  • 6:04Finn168719And Finn is desperate in leaving the Vault
  • 6:04Beckitten27(i have no ideas on how to join the rp.
  • 6:04HiddenlichPeople now have to rely on purifying their own p*ss to keep hydrated (Even though it won't hydrate them much at all)
  • 6:05Finn168719You can be a Wastelander or a Vault Dweller
  • 6:05User909Have you to be one of the dwellers of the Vault
  • 6:05WaluigiofthegodsCanada crouches towards the toilet
  • 6:06Finn168719Finn gets freezed in the Openings
  • 6:06Beckitten27i'm going to watch for a little bit so i can decide/figure out a good way to join.
  • 6:06User909Ok
  • 6:07WaluigiofthegodsCanada:Bòn Appétit.
  • 6:07Finn168719Canada notices that he could go into the Cyrogenic Openings
  • 6:08Hiddenlich
  • The Orientational helps Finn into a cryo tube
  • 6:09Waluigiofthegods
  • But Canada is in a bathroom stall.
  • 6:09User909Vault Dweller 2: Guys...what happened to our watermelon farm? Vault Dweller 1: It's on the lowest floor...but it's locked.
  • 6:09Hiddenlich
  • Cryo tube: http://images-mediawiki-sites.thefullwiki.org/00/2/9/2/5878643053162580.png
  • Italian Servant: Fat Boy, did you eat all of the watermelons?
  • 6:09User909Vault Dweller 1: I would if i could reach them!
  • 6:10WaluigiofthegodsCanada starts eating his crap
  • 6:10Finn168719Finn gets into the Cyro tube
  • 6:10Beckitten27(wait, i want to participate but i'm not sure how.)
  • 6:10User909(just insert your character in and pretend she was always there)
  • 6:11WaluigiofthegodsCanada:Hello?
  • 6:11Beckitten27(in where?)
  • 6:11User909(it's all happening inside a vault)
  • (or fallout shelter. call it what you want)
  • 6:12Beckitten27(thanks)
  • 6:12User909(np_
  • (np)
  • 6:13HiddenlichAeon gets in a cryotube
  • Italian Servant: I think you ate the locksmith and puke out the key to the basement, and then after you ate all of the melons, you swallowed the key
  • 6:14Beckitten27Beck: ...
  • 6:14User909Vault Dweller 1: But it's locked by an electronic lock!
  • 6:14WaluigiofthegodsCanada:Beck, is that you?
  • 6:14Beckitten27Beck: yes
  • 6:15WaluigiofthegodsCanada:*weakly* It's me, Matthew.
  • 6:16Beckitten27Beck: what's wrong?
  • Beck: i mean besides the whole apocalypse thing in general.
  • 6:17WaluigiofthegodsCanada:My stomach is in pain right now.
  • 6:18Beckitten27Beck: is there any way i can help?
  • 6:19HiddenlichItalian Servant: They had to put a new lock on it because you ate the only key!
  • 6:19WaluigiofthegodsCanada:Come in this stall.
  • 6:19Hiddenlich
  • That doesn't sound creepy
  • Italian Servant: Come on Fat Boy, admit it! You ate the locksmith, and the key!
  • 6:20WaluigiofthegodsCanada:I'm just so lonely.
  • Canada:I'm not fat!
  • 6:20User909Vault Dweller 1: Shut up Mussolini! You're lying!
  • 6:21Beckitten27Beck: ???
  • 6:21WaluigiofthegodsCanada:My name is Matthew!
  • 6:21HiddenlichItalian Servant: **** OFF H*NKY! JUST BECAUSE I AM ITALIAN, DOESN'T MEAN I AM BENITO MUSSOLINI!
  • 6:21Beckitten27Beck: aren't you people being just a little harsh?
  • 6:22HiddenlichItalian Servant: HE ATE THE KEY TO THE AGRICULTURAL AREA IN THE BASEMENT!
  • 6:22WaluigiofthegodsCanada:I just need some company.
  • 6:22HiddenlichItalian Servant: AND HE ATE EVERY LAST MELON ON GOD'S GREEN EARTH!
  • 6:22User909Vault Dweller 1: Shut up Al Capone! The electronic lock was always ther!
  • 6:22WaluigiofthegodsCanada:I didn't do it!
  • 6:23Beckitten27Beck: does anyone have some sort of lockpick?
  • 6:23HiddenlichItalian Servant: Right back at you Gabe Newell! You are just trying to defend yourself? And no, you can't pick an electromagnetic lock
  • 6:23User909
  • there
  • 6:23Hiddenlich
  • yourself!
  • 6:23Beckitten27Beck: oh... i tried.
  • 6:23WaluigiofthegodsCanada:I don't wanna be alone.
  • 6:24Beckitten27Beck: there has to be a way to sort this out.
  • Beck: does anyone have any ideas of how to get in there?
  • 6:24HiddenlichMistary P*sser: Lonely, I am so lonely, I have nobody... FOR MY OWN, OOOOOOWN!
  • 6:24User909Vault Dweller 1: We need to devour this italian servant! His belly is probably full of ravioli and meatballs!
  • 6:25WaluigiofthegodsCanada:You can eat my feces.
  • 6:25HiddenlichItalian Servant: Not before you go on a diet, Jabba the Cannibal!
  • 6:26WaluigiofthegodsCanada:You mean me?
  • 6:26HiddenlichItalian Servant: *To Dweller 1* If anyone has to be eaten, it should be the over nourished slob that lives right next door to his parents house!
  • 6:26Beckitten27Beck: maybe if we did less arguing and more thinking, we could figure out a solution.
  • 6:26HiddenlichItalian Servant: *To Dweller 1* And FY oo, that fat slob is you!
  • The overseer is walking down the hall, with a pipe in his mouth
  • Overseer Puff: Jah, jah, jah, jah, jah...
  • 6:27WaluigiofthegodsCanada:But we need food!
  • 6:27Hiddenlich
  • The Overseer types a few words on his Pipboy, and opens the door
  • He doesn't close it
  • 6:27Beckitten27Beck: !
  • 6:28WaluigiofthegodsCanada:A little privacy please?
  • 6:28User909Vault Dweller 1: Did you see that, Machiavelli?! The Overseer was the one eating the watermelons!
  • 6:29HiddenlichMistary Pisser: Your in a stall, I am in a urinal
  • 6:29Beckitten27Beck: what are we waiting for? let's go get some food before the door closes!
  • 6:29WaluigiofthegodsCanada:Yeah!
  • 6:30HiddenlichItalian Servant: What's with those big footprints then! Were you sleep walking? http://investigators.bfro.net:270/media/Big Foot 009 edit SK.jpg
  • 6:31Beckitten27Beck: we can worry about that AFTER we get food!
  • 6:31HiddenlichThe Italian Servant puts his arms out
  • Italian Servant: Fatty Mcfatty!
  • 6:31WaluigiofthegodsCanada gets out of the stall
  • 6:31Hiddenlich
  • You first, Fatty Mcfatty Fat
  • 6:31WaluigiofthegodsCanada:Let's go get that food.
  • 6:32User909Vault Dweller 1: Hey! I'm a sleepwalker!
  • 6:32Beckitten27Beck: how much food do we need?
  • 6:32HiddenlichItalian Servant: That proves my accusation!
  • 6:33WaluigiofthegodsCanada runs to the Italian Servant and stabs him multiple times
  • Canada:Bòn Appétit.
  • 6:33HiddenlichHector sees the murder from afar
  • 6:33WaluigiofthegodsCanada:Here's your food.
  • 6:33HiddenlichHector: MURDERER! A PSYCHOTIC MANIAC HAS BROKEN INTO THE VAULT!
  • 6:33Beckitten27Beck: that's not what i meant.
  • 6:33Hiddenlich
  • People start freaking out
  • 6:33WaluigiofthegodsCanada:No, it's i! Matthew Williams!
  • 6:33User909Vault Dweller 1: They killed Luigi!
  • 6:34Beckitten27Beck: ???
  • 6:34User909Vault Dweller 1: Screw that! I'm hungry and thirsty!
  • 6:34WaluigiofthegodsCanada:I'm Matthew Williams and I'm on your team!
  • 6:34Hiddenlich
  • The Italian Servant comes back as a force ghost, in Jedi robes
  • 6:34User909The fat Vault Dweller takes advantage of the panic and starts eating the watermelons
  • 6:34HiddenlichItalian Servant: I hate you
  • 6:34WaluigiofthegodsCanada starts eating the Italian Servant's guts
  • 6:34User909Vault Dweller 1: I'm back my babies!
  • 6:34WaluigiofthegodsCanada:But we needed food.
  • 6:34HiddenlichGuard: STOP!
  • 6:35User909Vault Dweller 1: !
  • 6:35HiddenlichA Guard hits Canada in the back with a stun baton
  • 6:35WaluigiofthegodsCanada:But i saved your life.
  • 6:35User909Vault Dweller 1: Oh, they're talking with that guy. *continues to eat*
  • 6:35HiddenlichGuard: You have broken the law! You are under arrest for murder!
  • 6:35WaluigiofthegodsCanada:But I'm Canadian!
  • 6:35Hiddenlich
  • The Guard beats Canada until he becomes unconscious
  • He closes the door to the farm, leaving Beck and the others inside
  • 6:36Beckitten27Beck: dangit, i blew it!
  • 6:36User909Vault Dweller 1: That's what you get for killing Michelangelo!
  • 6:36Hiddenlich
  • The guard opens the door again
  • 6:36Beckitten27Beck: ?
  • 6:36HiddenlichGuard: Remember, the FFA meeting is July 10, at the rec room!
  • The Guard shuts the door
  • 6:37WaluigiofthegodsCanada groans
  • Canada:But July 1 is my birthday.
  • 6:37Beckitten27(wait, where is my character?)
  • 6:37Hiddenlich
  • Isn't she inside the farm?
  • 6:38Beckitten27ok
  • Beck: i can't believe he didn't realize i meant eating the watermelons...
  • 6:39User909Vautl Dweller 1: Those watermelons are delicious! I'll eat until i puke!
  • 6:39WaluigiofthegodsCanada:This is bull honky, i saved them food. They should be thanking me, not putting me on trial.
  • 6:39HiddenlichMatteo: *Thick Italian Accent* Scoot your fat *rse over! I need to get some food!
  • 6:39Beckitten27Beck: you do realize we have to share the food?
  • 6:40HiddenlichGuard: YOU BROKE ANOTHER LAW! NO SAYING H*NKY IN THE FACE OF AN ARMED GUARD ON DUTY!
  • 6:40User909Vault Dweller 1: F*ck off, Pinocchio! I saw those watermelons first!
  • 6:40Hiddenlich
  • Guard beats Canada in his jail cell
  • 6:40WaluigiofthegodsCanada:That's power abuse i tell you! Power abuse!
  • 6:41Finn168719An explosion was heard at the Entrance of the Vault
  • 6:41Beckitten27Beck: !
  • 6:41Hiddenlich
  • The alarm sounds off
  • 6:41Beckitten27Beck: did anyone else hear that?
  • 6:41HiddenlichRadio: INTRUDERS!
  • 6:41Finn168719The cyrogenic tubes started opening for some reason
  • 6:41HiddenlichRadio: COMMIES HAVE INFILTRATED THE VAULT!
  • 6:41Beckitten27Beck: then again, it's not like i can do anything from inside this locked area...
  • 6:42Finn168719The Shrek Barbarians started shooting up the Vault Dwellers at the entrance with hunting rifles
  • 6:42User909Vault Dweller 1 pukes
  • 6:42Finn168719Shrek Barbarian 1: Let's play little human!
  • 6:42HiddenlichMatteo: ISH! YOU CONTAMINATED MY WATERMELON WITH YOUR SLIME!
  • 6:42Beckitten27Beck: guys, we have bigger problems to worry about!
  • 6:43User909Vault Dweller 1: That's not contamination! That's topping!
  • 6:43Beckitten27Beck: there's intruders in the vault!
  • 6:43Hiddenlich
  • The force ghost of the Italian appears in front of Dweller 1
  • Italian Servant: RUN FATBOY, RUN!
  • 6:43Beckitten27Beck: you might want to do something?!
  • 6:43Finn168719Finn gets out of the cyrogenic tube due to the fact that the Cyrogenic tube opens for no reason
  • 6:43User909Vault Dweller 1 pukes on the ghost
  • 6:44HiddenlichItalian Servant: ...
  • 6:44WaluigiofthegodsCanada:What's going on?
  • 6:44HiddenlichItalian Servant: They pay me less than I deserve...
  • 6:44User909Fat Vault Dweller continues to eat the watermelons
  • 6:45WaluigiofthegodsCanada:I'm s-so hungry.
  • 6:45Beckitten27Beck thinks that she is surrounded by idiots who are so dumb they ignored the alarm
  • 6:45Finn168719Finn: What the? Sirens?
  • 6:45User909Vault Dweller 1: If i'm going to die, i'm going to die well-fed!
  • Vault Dweller can barely move because of how much he ate
  • 6:45WaluigiofthegodsCanada starts wiggling in uncomfortableness.
  • 6:46Beckitten27Beck: STOP WORRYING ABOUT THE WATERMELONS FOR ONE MINUTE! THERE'S INTRUDERS IN THE VAULT!
  • 6:46User909Vault Dweller 1: Are the intruders made out of chocolate?
  • 6:47WaluigiofthegodsCanada:Guard, can you please get me some food?
  • 6:47Finn168719Gunshots are heard outside the door
  • 6:47Beckitten27Beck: i don't think so... but i'm pretty sure they want to hurt/kill everyone here!
  • Beck: !!!
  • Beck: i don't want to die!
  • 6:47User909Vault Dweller: Whatever. I don't care about my life nor i care about you people.
  • Vault Dweller 1 faints
  • 6:48WaluigiofthegodsCanada vomits
  • 6:48Finn168719Finn pulls out the 10mm pistol from his pocket
  • 6:48Beckitten27Beck: *is really scared and is not sure what to do.*
  • 6:49WaluigiofthegodsCanada:*groans*
  • 6:49User909A Vault Dweller scavanges Vodka bottles from Russia and starts throwing molotov cocktails at the Shrek Barbarians
  • 6:50Finn168719Finn goes outside the room and started shooting at the Shrek Barbarians' head, trying to score a headshot
  • 6:51Beckitten27Beck: *is too scared to leave her location*
  • 6:51User909Radiation starts leaking inside
  • 6:51Hiddenlich
  • Some people are trapped in the cryo tubes
  • 6:51Beckitten27Beck: oh no, we're all going to die!
  • 6:52WaluigiofthegodsThis music plays while Canada is left to starve to death in prison
  • 6:53Finn168719The battle ends with Finn being injured from gunshots and with the Shrek Barbarians dead
  • Finn puts on the Hazmat suit
  • 6:53User909Most of the Shreks were burned to ashes
  • 6:53Finn168719Finn takes the hunting rifle and some ammo from the Shrek's corpse
  • 6:53User909The door is still open
  • 6:53Finn168719Finn attempts to find the Stimpacks
  • 6:54User909Finn finds some Stimpacks, but most of them are damaged
  • 6:54WaluigiofthegodsCanada is slowly dying from the lack of food.
  • 6:55Finn168719http://img10.deviantart.net/10e1/i/2012/113/e/6/shrekus_by_mar_er-d4x9vrj.png What Shrek Barbarians looked like
  • Finn started healing himself with Stimpacks
  • 6:55Beckitten27Beck: *is staying put because of the barbarians and stuff*
  • 6:55WaluigiofthegodsCanada:Please get me some food!
  • 6:56Finn168719A pie appears in front of Canada
  • 6:57Beckitten27Beck: i hope there's a way for me to survive this!
  • 6:57Finn168719A door opens
  • 6:57User909Vault Dweller 1 wakes up
  • Vault Dweller 1: What happened?
  • 6:57Finn168719Finn, who is already wearing a Hazmat suit started looking for an exit
  • While armed with a Hunting Rifle
  • 6:57User909The door was open
  • 6:58Finn168719Finn continues looking until he sees the Vault door, which was blown up
  • Finn started hearing something from the Geiger counter
  • 6:59Hiddenlich
  • The radiation is +50/s only at the very entrance
  • 6:59Finn168719https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9M1d8UJIbIU this music plays as Finn is going to escape the Vault
  • 7:00WaluigiofthegodsCanada:Thanks.
  • 7:00Beckitten27Beck: *is still inside the vault*
  • 7:00Hiddenlich
  • Vault Dweller 1 feels pain in his side
  • 7:00Beckitten27Beck: what's wrong!?
  • 7:00Hiddenlich
  • Matteo is nibbling away his flesh
  • 7:00Finn168719http://i.imgur.com/p7xaiIB.png What the Hazmat suit looks ike
  • like*
  • 7:00HiddenlichMatteo: THIS IS DELICIOUS!
  • 7:00Finn168719Which the music was in Finn's head
  • Finn goes out of the Vault
  • 7:01HiddenlichMatteo: I'm only at his skin...
  • 7:01Beckitten27Beck: are you really that desperate?
  • 7:01User909Vault Dweller 1 starts eating his own skin
  • 7:01WaluigiofthegodsCanada:It's probably appendicitis.
  • 7:01User909Vault Dweller 1: Hmmm...you're right
  • 7:01HiddenlichMatteo: I wonder what his kidneys, or his heart tastes lke...
  • Like
  • 7:01User909Vault Dweller starts chewing Matteo's leg
  • 7:01Finn168719Which the Hazmat Suit is actually the Radiation suit
  • 7:01HiddenlichMatteo: YOUCH!
  • 7:01Beckitten27Beck: i'm surrounded by crazies!
  • 7:02HiddenlichMatteo: GET OFF ME!
  • 7:02User909Vault Dweller 1: You taste like chicken!
  • 7:02Finn168719Finn started looking for Radaways
  • 7:02Hiddenlich
  • Matteo's entire food goes down Vault Dweller 1's throat
  • Foot
  • 7:02User909Vault Dweller 1: Yummy!
  • 7:02HiddenlichMatteo: JABBA! YOUR A HUMAN EATING JABBA!
  • Matteo screams help as loud as he can
  • 7:03User909brb
  • 7:03Finn168719The suit provides 1000 radiation protection, higher than any other item in the game with the exception of a full suit of power armor which has a slightly higher 1050 radiation protection
  • 7:03Beckitten27Beck: *really wants to get away from the two other people in the room*
  • 7:04Hiddenlich
  • Beck begins to feel very cold
  • 7:04Finn168719Finn started looking for a settlement
  • 7:04Beckitten27Beck: is anyone else cold all of a sudden?
  • 7:05Hiddenlich
  • Finn can hardly see, because there is a massive radiation storm occurs from the nuke that hit nearby the Vault 7 months ago
  • 7:05Beckitten27Beck: it's scaring me
  • 7:05HiddenlichGeorge: The cryogenic lab is... open...
  • 7:05WaluigiofthegodsCanada is shivering in his prison cell
  • 7:05HiddenlichGeorge: I... can't... move...
  • George freezes in place
  • Occuring
  • 7:06Beckitten27Beck: *is curious*
  • 7:06Finn168719Finn: Looks like i will have to find another Vault...
  • 7:06HiddenlichHector freezes as he lies in bed
  • 7:06WaluigiofthegodsCanada:Luckily I'm inmune to the cold.
  • immune
  • 7:06Hiddenlich
  • Finn sees the entrance to Vault 91 freezing
  • 7:07Finn168719Finn: Freezing already?
  • 7:07Hiddenlich
  • Freezing up
  • 7:07Finn168719Finn walks away without looking back
  • 7:07User909Vault Dweller 1: I'm warm!
  • 7:07HiddenlichMatteo is frozen
  • 7:07Beckitten27Beck: this is it... i'm going to freeze right here and probably die.
  • 7:07Finn168719The radiation gets into the room
  • 7:08Hiddenlich
  • Dweller 1 can't bite off Matteo's leg
  • 7:08Beckitten27Beck: goodbye world... you never were that nice to me anyway. *cries*
  • 7:08WaluigiofthegodsCanada:Is everything okay out there?
  • 7:08Hiddenlich
  • Beck's tears freeze and fall to the floor
  • Canada cannot exit the vault
  • 7:08User909Vault Dweller 1: Alright, now i'm starting to feel cold
  • 7:08WaluigiofthegodsI know.
  • 7:09Beckitten27Beck: it's freezing and i'm probably going to die, of course i'm not ok!
  • 7:09HiddenlichCynthia: Beck! Get in the lab! It's safe from radio-
  • Cynthia freezes
  • 7:09Beckitten27Beck: *goes to the lab as quickly as possible*
  • 7:09User909Beck's left hand freezes
  • 7:10Hiddenlich
  • Beck sees an unoccupied cryo chamber
  • 7:10WaluigiofthegodsCanada:I'll be fine.
  • 7:10Finn168719Finn goes back to the Vault and started feeling cold
  • Finn goes to the Cyrogenic Room
  • 7:10Beckitten27Beck: wait, a cryo chamber? that gives me an idea! *enters*
  • Beck: i hope i'm not making a mistake
  • 7:10Finn168719Finn goes back to his cyro tube and freezes
  • 7:11User909(wasn't the entrace frozen? )
  • 7:11Hiddenlich
  • Finn can't get in. The entrance to the Vault is sealed off by layers of ice
  • 7:11WaluigiofthegodsCanada:I'll just take a nap.
  • Canada takes a nap
  • 7:12Finn168719Canada started freezing
  • 7:12Hiddenlich
  • Canada is frozen within a minute
  • 7:12Finn168719The time started to speed up
  • 7:12User909The fat Vault Dweller is frozen completely
  • 7:13Hiddenlich
  • 511 years into the future
  • 7:13Finn168719The Cyro tubes opened
  • 7:13Hiddenlich
  • What should be the Vault's entrance year?
  • 7:13WaluigiofthegodsBut Canada is immune to the cold.
  • 7:13Beckitten27(this isn't normal cold)
  • 7:13User909He is Canadian, not Pingu
  • 7:14Hiddenlich
  • When do you guys think the group entered the vault?
  • I just want some time ideas
  • 7:14User909Somewhere around 2020-2030
  • 7:14WaluigiofthegodsOh.
  • 7:14Finn168719https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kaq7DxnjvqU
  • 7:14HiddenlichBeck, Finn, Waluigi? Would you agree on that, or do you have different suggestions?
  • 7:15Finn168719Yep i agreed on that
  • 7:15WaluigiofthegodsI say 3000.
  • 7:15Beckitten27i don't really care
  • 7:16WaluigiofthegodsKind of like Futurama.
  • 7:16User909I think the human race won't even go past 2050
  • 7:16Beckitten27(i don't know, i wasn't there at the beginning of the RP)
  • 7:16Hiddenlich
  • Majority rules, I guess
  • 7:16Finn168719Finn wakes up in the Cyrotube
  • Which the Cyrotube opens
  • 7:17Hiddenlich
  • So now the year would be 2531-2541
  • 7:17WaluigiofthegodsI wonder if Simon is in this RP.
  • 7:17Finn168719He will be in the RP as a Wastelander
  • 7:17Hiddenlich
  • How did Finn get inside the vault?
  • 7:17Finn168719He just returned to the Vault after being outside the Radiation storm
  • outside in*
  • 7:17Hiddenlich
  • How? Ice covered the entrance
  • 7:17User909The Vault's entrace was locked by an ice wall
  • 7:18Finn168719The Vault entrance door was blown up since last time
  • 7:18HiddenlichWhen?
  • 7:18Finn168719Because of a Shrek Barbarian Raid
  • 7:18Beckitten27can we get back to the rp?
  • 7:18User909That was before the entrace got frozen
  • 7:18HiddenlichThe freezing occurred after the raid
  • 7:19Finn168719He might of shoot the ice
  • 7:19WaluigiofthegodsSimon's probably a robot by now.
  • 7:19Finn168719Or a Synth
  • 7:19User909Or some kind of bio-mechanical military experiment
  • 7:19Hiddenlich
  • Let's just say he returned to reopen the Vault in a different... form
  • 7:20WaluigiofthegodsPower suit Simon for the win.
  • 7:20Hiddenlich
  • Some cryo tubes are jammed shut due to freezing
  • 7:20WaluigiofthegodsThis is what a power suit looks like. Power_Simon.png
  • 7:21HiddenlichAeon tumbles out of one
  • 7:21WaluigiofthegodsSimon knocks on the door
  • 7:21HiddenlichAeon coughs and gulps
  • 7:22WaluigiofthegodsSimon:Anyone there?
  • 7:22Hiddenlich
  • It is still extremely cold in the Vault
  • 7:22WaluigiofthegodsSimon:I'm guessing I'll have to force myself in.
  • 7:22HiddenlichAeon walks to the farm, and sees the deceased Matteo with his leg shoved down Vault Dweller 1's throat
  • Aeon pukes at the sight of it
  • There are many dry heaves, however
  • 7:23WaluigiofthegodsSimon gets a laser beam and removes the door with it
  • 7:23Finn168719Finn started looking for his way out
  • 7:23HiddenlichAeon: Ow...
  • 7:23WaluigiofthegodsSimon:Is there anyone in here?
  • 7:23HiddenlichAeon: What happened while I was asleep?
  • Aeon: Who's there?
  • 7:24WaluigiofthegodsSimon:I'm Simon Jarrett, member of Pathos-II.
  • 7:24HiddenlichAeon: ...
  • Aeon tries to activate his Pipboy Readius
  • 7:24WaluigiofthegodsSimon shows Aeon his ID
  • 7:24HiddenlichAeon: Looks like I need a new energy component...
  • 7:25WaluigiofthegodsSimon:I'm just a robot, that's all.
  • 7:25Finn168719Finn checks his Pipboy 20000
  • 7:25HiddenlichAeon: Yes, I know who you are. You don't need to prove it
  • 7:25WaluigiofthegodsSimon:I come in peace.
  • 7:25Beckitten27Beck: *is not awake yet due to the extreme cold*
  • 7:25HiddenlichAeon shivers
  • 7:25WaluigiofthegodsSimon:What happened to this place?
  • 7:26HiddenlichAeon: We need to w-w-w-w-warm this place up....
  • Aeon: I don't know how it ever got this cold, but something got ****ed up while I was in stasis
  • 7:26WaluigiofthegodsSimon:I guess this base has now became The Simpsons:Tapped Out.
  • 7:26Finn168719Finn: ... This is Fallout...
  • 7:27WaluigiofthegodsSimon: Fallout:Tapped Out, then, i guess.
  • 7:27Finn168719Finn: And this-s-s so cold.......
  • Finn: It isn't even released you dumbo!
  • 7:27HiddenlichAeon sees Finn's mechanical body
  • 7:27WaluigiofthegodsSimon:This is that app.
  • 7:28HiddenlichAeon: How are you cold? Your a robot!
  • 7:28WaluigiofthegodsSimon:Where is everybody?
  • 7:28Finn168719Finn: I need to get a Human body now....
  • 7:28HiddenlichAeon: What the...
  • 7:28Finn168719Finn: An Artificial one....
  • 7:28WaluigiofthegodsSimon:This is a power suit. Power suits can handle extremely cold temperatures.
  • 7:29Finn168719Finn leaves the Vault to find start his quest to get an Artificial body of himself
  • 7:29User909A strange looking cloud is coming towards the shelter from the south...
  • 7:29WaluigiofthegodsSimon walks into the prison
  • 7:30Finn168719Finn: Which is capable of acting like a real human, maybe like create a Synth body and transfer my consciousness into it...
  • 7:30HiddenlichAeon looks around for a way to warm the Vault up
  • 7:30WaluigiofthegodsSimon:What the?
  • 7:30User909The cloud was 10 m tall and could touch the ground
  • 7:30Beckitten27Beck: *is still frozen due to the cold*
  • 7:30Finn168719Finn started looking for the Insitute
  • 7:31WaluigiofthegodsSimon:Is that...Matthew?
  • 7:31Finn168719Finn: Which i will need to kill a Courser and get there.
  • 7:31HiddenlichAeon: The electricity generator! Of c-c-ourse!
  • 7:32WaluigiofthegodsSimon:Poor Matthew, I'll help you.
  • 7:32HiddenlichAeon hurries down to the electrical works of the vault
  • 7:32User909The cloud gets closer and closer. The cloud "devours" a nearby tree
  • 7:32WaluigiofthegodsSimon uses his laser beam to remove the prison bars
  • 7:32Finn168719Finn: And i wanted to be Human again......
  • Finn: Because a Robot body makes me uncomfortable.....
  • 7:33HiddenlichAeon: Wait a minute, why am I at the electricity core? I need to shut down the cryo tubes functioning system!
  • Aeon runs back up the stairs to the lab
  • 7:33WaluigiofthegodsSimon unfreezes Canada
  • 7:33HiddenlichAeon sees a laptop with a password form
  • Aeon: H-h-hacking...
  • 7:34WaluigiofthegodsCanada starts shivering
  • 7:34HiddenlichAeon starts typing random words into the password form
  • 7:34Finn168719Finn continues exploring the Wasteland until he finds the Insitute Courser
  • 7:34User909The cloud is 120 m away from the vault
  • 7:34HiddenlichAeon: No, no, no, no, NO!
  • Aeon: ARGH!
  • Aeon punches his hand through the screen
  • 7:35Finn168719Finn: I need to get into the Insitute, because i wanted a new Body.....
  • 7:35Hiddenlich
  • The power to the cryo lab shuts down
  • 7:35WaluigiofthegodsCanada:Who the f-f**k are you?
  • 7:35HiddenlichAeon: ...
  • 7:35WaluigiofthegodsSimon:It's i, Simon Jarrett. Everything is going to be fine.
  • 7:36User909The cloud is 90 m away from the vault now
  • It devours any kind of organic matter it finds
  • 7:36WaluigiofthegodsSimon:Guys, i spot something on my radar!
  • 7:36Beckitten27Beck: *is unfrozen* ???
  • 7:36WaluigiofthegodsExcept for robots
  • 7:36Finn168719Finn shoots at the Courser with a hunting rifle
  • 7:37WaluigiofthegodsSimon:It looks like a gas cloud.
  • Canada:G-gas cloud?
  • 7:37HiddenlichAeon tries to look a wedge to open the jammed cryo tubes
  • 7:37User909The cloud is 60 m away from the vault now
  • 7:37WaluigiofthegodsSimon:Aeon check this out! Ther
  • There's a gas cloud coming!
  • 7:38HiddenlichRadio: ALERT! RADIATION CLOUD NEARING OPENED ENTRANCE! SEAL IT IMMEDIATELY!
  • Aeon: ANYONE AWAKE?
  • 7:38WaluigiofthegodsSimon:But i destroyed the door.
  • Canada:I am.
  • 7:38Beckitten27Beck: what's going on?
  • 7:38HiddenlichAeon: We need to go, now!
  • Aeon runs out of the lab
  • 7:39User909The cloud is 30 m away from the Vault
  • 7:39WaluigiofthegodsSimon:Everbpybody! Get on top of me!
  • Simon:If you want to live!
  • 7:39HiddenlichAeon: SH*T SH*T SH*T SH*T!
  • Aeon slips at the entrance
  • 7:39WaluigiofthegodsCanada gets on Simon
  • Simon:Just get on me Aeon!
  • 7:40HiddenlichAeon: COME ON! WHERE IS EVERYONE ELSE?
  • 7:40User909The cloud is 10 m away from the vault
  • 7:40WaluigiofthegodsSimon:Get on my back!
  • 7:40Finn168719Finn: I hate being a robot...
  • 7:40WaluigiofthegodsSimon:Hurry!
  • 7:40Beckitten27Beck: *is confused*
  • 7:40HiddenlichAeon gets up, and runs out of the vault, into the woods
  • 7:41WaluigiofthegodsSimon's jetpack comes on
  • 7:41HiddenlichHenry: What did that guy say?
  • 7:41WaluigiofthegodsSimon:Get on me Aeon!
  • 7:41HiddenlichHenry: Something about "leaving the vault"?
  • 7:41WaluigiofthegodsSimon:Do you want to live!?
  • 7:41Hiddenlich
  • Aeon ignores Simon, and continues his sprint
  • 7:41User909Gustav: I'm out! I don't wanna die! Gustav runs away from the vault
  • 7:42WaluigiofthegodsSimon:Fine, my jetpack is 10 times faster than you!
  • 7:42Beckitten27Beck: anyone?
  • 7:42WaluigiofthegodsSimon's jetpack comes on with Canada on his back.
  • 7:42Finn168719The jetpack started malfunctioning
  • 7:42HiddenlichHenry runs out of the vault entrance, only to meet face to cloud with the cloud-like creature
  • 7:42WaluigiofthegodsSimon:Hold on Becl.
  • beck
  • 7:42HiddenlichHenry: ...
  • 7:43User909The cloud was made out of tiny insect-like robots.
  • 7:43WaluigiofthegodsSimon:Waahooo!
  • 7:43HiddenlichHenry faints at the sight of them
  • Aeon runs off a cliff edge, into a small pond
  • 7:44WaluigiofthegodsSimon:Poor Henry.
  • 7:44User909Henry's body is "devoured" by the nanobots. The matter of his body is converted to more nanobots.
  • 7:44WaluigiofthegodsCanada:Don't worry, we're gonna survive.
  • Sling King has joined the chat. 
  • 7:45HiddenlichAeon washes up on the pond shore
  • 7:45Finn168719Hello Sling
  • 7:45Sling KingWUBBA LUBBA DUB DUB!
  • 7:45WaluigiofthegodsHey S
  • 7:45Hiddenlich
  • 7:45Sling KingHey
  • 7:45Beckitten27Hi sling king!
  • 7:45WaluigiofthegodsSimon:We did it!
  • 7:45User909The nanobot cloud is on the vault's entrace
  • 7:46Beckitten27Beck: typical...
  • 7:46WaluigiofthegodsSimon:In yo face cloud!
  • 7:46Hiddenlich
  • Is Beck still in the vault?
  • 7:46Sling KingCan i join?
  • 7:46HiddenlichYou don't need to ask...
  • 7:46User909She is
  • 7:46WaluigiofthegodsI guess Sling King has been left to die.
  • 7:46Finn168719Finn: I hated being a Robot, i perfer being a Human..
  • 7:46Beckitten27(i'm not even really sure)
  • 7:47Sling KingWhat? @Simon
  • 7:47Finn168719Finn: Because of water and all that.
  • 7:47HiddenlichScientist: ENOUGH WITH YOUR COMPLAINING! *Cries out of annoyance*
  • 7:47WaluigiofthegodsSimon and Canada eventually land at a cozy house
  • 7:47HiddenlichScientist: Just transfer yourself to this body, and LEAVE!
  • 7:48Finn168719Finn: Okay then.
  • Finn transfer his consciousness into the body
  • 7:48WaluigiofthegodsSimon knocks on the door
  • 7:48Hiddenlich
  • It is a Generation III Synth
  • 7:48WaluigiofthegodsSimon:Ding dong!
  • 7:48Finn168719Finn teleports back to the wasteland as a Generation III Synth
  • 7:49Sling KingSimon
  • What did you say earlier?
  • 7:49WaluigiofthegodsI was saying hey to you.
  • Canada:I'm sure someone lives in that house.
  • 7:50Sling KingDidn't you say "I guess Sling King has been left to die."
  • 7:50Finn168719In a Wasteland
  • 7:50Beckitten27Beck: they left... without me.
  • 7:50Finn168719Finn scratches his hair
  • 7:51WaluigiofthegodsIn the wasteland, yes.
  • User909The nanobots start searching the vault for organic matter to devour
  • 7:51WaluigiofthegodsCall me Matthew.
  • 7:51Sling Kingok
  • 7:51Beckitten27Beck: i don't even care anymore... after all, they stopped caring about me
  • 7:51WaluigiofthegodsSimon:Why won't anybody answer?
  • 7:52Sling KingMarch Krellings comes out of a portal near Simon
  • 7:52User909The nanobots find Beck
  • 7:52Finn168719Finn: It appears that i looked exactly what i looked like before i became a Robot...
  • 7:52WaluigiofthegodsSimon:Who are you?

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